So you trust your government to this extent.
So if the Government should propose such you would accept.
Let them convert all and pay it cash because they can't be trusted.
If Nigerian Government should do it then it wouldn't last more than a month and heavy looting will set in

highchief1:
im like u I have rejected dangerous helps.because weda u like it or not e get wetin person go help u do u will remain indebted to the person forever.my brother that saw my through university I know I owe him till i die.im like that.so u mean Fubara would have been able to become a gov without wikes help?I didn’t know this.pls explain how that would have happened to me I like learning.

Hope he controls your earnings as well

He brought his abido shaker.
Nothing is certain in life. With that stuff he still needs luck to win but I don't believe in luck

Iykegodslove:

I am graduate but i decided not to work for anybody but to focus on my farming. I am doing well financially bcs i can boost of 500k or more every month. We are not lacking anything at all.

Please house ignore my typo and help with good advice.

Bro, I sent you a PM.
I want to venture into agriculture

Bro, I sent you a PM. I want to venture into agriculture

Everlastingson:


Some are even blaming Nairaland! You can't be sensible and support the criminals in power.

One of the dumbest reasoning I've come across today. Blaming nairaland. With these sets of adults who can't think for themselves.

I even heard they have a WhatsApp group that tells them what to say at every point in time in order to keep their brains from active reasoning.

Donaldoni:


Exactly, they have a way of affecting the system.

Very soon FG will clamp down on Nairaland.

After clamping down nairaland, then we clamp down google so that people won't be able to search for the rate, and then finally we shut down internet services across the country.
Then what next? Naira will start gaining, right? Mtcheeeew.

Only help a selected few. You see Nigerians, entitlement wan finish them.

The next thing you'll hear is "for ordinary 5k".

Lemme give you a tip => next time when someone asks you to borrow them money, just give them the little you can dash out at that time and if you feel that little is too small then tell them you would have helped if you had but you are not buoyant enough.

Life no jus hard, na we just dey displease ourselves to please others.

Exception: If na your bone friend or tight family person then you can go the extra mile

Beautiful. I love seaside experience when travelling.

"Marriage is begging someone to come spend your money."

A man has amusingly defined how he understands marriage after someone asked publicly the definition of marriage.

He said, "Marriage is begging someone to come spend your money with you,...., she gives birth to her small friends...,to finish all your money."

At the metion of DNA, women's knees bow

I got a fake thousand naira two weeks ago when I made a withdrawal in one POS.
I didn't notice it until some days later when I wanted to spend it

As you know, not everyone likes sleeping in mosquito treated nets.
After a long day, you return to your house you built or paid for, only to be welcomed and sharing same apartment with some untrained insect artists which has turned your house into their mini studio.

Now, the mosquitoes have opened a maternity ward in my house and made it the venue for their monthly meetings as well.

Just a single mosquito noise can keep some people awake in search of the said mosquito.
Does these mosquito killer machines really work?

Insecticides these days hardly perform their duties so please if you've used any mosquito killer machines that works EFFECTIVELY then please kindly recommend. Any other effective way of dealing with the mf's is welcomed. Others might as well find it useful

I will join this challenge next month ending. Hope it won't be late. I'm tied right now

I read somewhere that there is a period of the year they experience daylight for straight 3 months plus... Did you experience such?

pol23:
1.Things are extra expensive, don’t be fooled that your USD is a big deal… price of commodities will shock you…. I had to google their average salary-$5500 monthly.

2.everyone understands and can speak fluent English , but they choose to speak their Norwegian language.

3. Norwegian currency and Swedish KR are kind of the official currency, as I can see some store prices in KR and some in NOK.

4. Food selection is the worst I ever come across in my little traveling experience, it’s so worst I didn’t taste rice for whole trip, because I didn’t see a single restaurant that have rice on their Menu.. RICE

They have different type of snacks to what everyone else have… I really suffer oo.

5.They’re so extra polite and very friendly, everyone I ask for direction took their time to direct me, some will even walk you to a certain distance just to make sure you’re clear.

6. It’s very clean, the city, subway, buses.

7.They dress modest, all those pop culture no really reach here, everyone dress responsible.

8.There’re very few smokers, considering that it’s winter and I can say I didn’t see up to 15 smokers during my stay… And no one was vaping.

I kind of love the calmness of the city…
Will I go back to Norway - No.
Will I advise you to go - No.

But if you want to go,please carry plenty money for pocket and don’t stay in Hotel.. stay in Airbnb, so you can cook your own food.
Even KFC was banned here because of the kind of chicken they use, when you taste Norwegian juice, you can tell it’s juice from fruit and not the sugar we’re used to over here… They take quality of life very seriously I guess.

Gadafii:
If you know what’s good for you and value your peace of mind, don’t spend 1 kobo from that money, eventually the supermarket would find out about the wrong transfer and complain at their bank and the bank would initiate Post no debit (PND) on the recipient account which is you, they interbank means and you may be requested to show at the bank, incase you have spent it… it may be escalated to cbn and your BVN is used to blacklist all your bank accounts

Best thing is to report to your bank and let them contact the sender on your behalf but don’t transfer the money to the bank, insist the transfer must be made to the sender or you speak with the supermarket

But incase you have strength for wahala you can g ahead and spend it hoping the owner don’t find out cos if they do, wahala go full ground for you

Modified…..

I see some of you are quoting me saying bull crap and all, because I advised him not to spend it..it is well oo


Someone said he’s already looking at the money one kind and you are saying he won’t spend it

If he like make he spend am. There are two possible outcome, he either get away with that or get blacklisted

I doubt if he would prefer the later, because the chances of the former is very slim

Are you sure CBN is working?
Have reported my bank's fraudulent activities to CBN and they're both playing hide and seek. The young man might spend the money and still go scot free. Anything is possible in Nigeria.

Death to all terrorists. No sympathy, kill them all.
But, please use the best intelligence to leave innocent people out of the bloodshed.

Na so e start for my country Nigeria but our leaders decided to romance and had multiple pats at their backs and today the activities of the monster has overwhelmed them.

Haaland21:

She voted for the best candidate, you can cry if you like for years. Where were you when Emefiele printed over 22 trillion naira? Hypocrites
Nigeria would get better.

Best candidate doing worst than the former NEPA bill certificate president

Ubunja has really beaten that feminist on the first page to shape. That Iyaebe a.k.a Erelu...

I can easily obey these 24 rules than "thou shalt not fornicate"

There is a politics being played by this Government. They want the citizens to be hungry then put one or two things in place to curb the hunger so that the ordinary citizens would start going about there normal business (at least their hunger has been reduced to remove their attention from the evil affairs of the Government).

I went to price a basin of garri two weeks and one day ago (07/02/23) and was told that it was ₦7,800 (white garri @ ₦1600 per custard paint) but forgot my ATM card at home.

I went back the following day i.e exactly two weeks ago and bought it for ₦8,000 (₦1,700 per custard paint).

Just yesterday (thirteen days later), I decided to go buy a basin to add to the one at home before the price will balablu. Ladies and gentlemen, I was told that a basin of white garri now goes for ₦11,000 (₦2,300 per custard paint). I was shocked to my bones.

The seller advised me to buy it and not to wait till the one I have at home gets exhausted else the price will be edging towards ₦15,000. I told him "no way" and left.

What is the price of garri (red garri or white garri) in your area.

Reporting from South South, Nigeria

OP, you didn't put "industrious" with its price. So lemme go with the items available.
* Godly - ₦300 (this has covered "faithful" and "respectful"
* Intelligence - ₦500
* Beauty - ₦200

As for the rest 👇:

Big Breasts = N500 => Average is okay for me
Faithful= N300 => "Godly" has covered it
Respectful= N300 => "Godly" has covered it
Big Ass= N500 => Average is okay for me
Good In Bed= N200 => I am already good at this
Good Cook = N200 => I can enroll her in a catering school
Funny= N300 => I already get enough of this from nairaland

Jewessgratitud3:


Recently? Wow...
I would like to perceive it again to see if it still has that nice scent.

Not of recent though. Year before last

1TrippleCee:

Come and partner with me

What state are you in? I would like to start mine though

What I was taught and read wasn't adding up. I felt like a fool.

Yes, if only we can go back to 1992

HellVictorinho6:


Obi is working with the govment

Ok, I've heard you Sir. For now, let's leave the current government and face Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar so that the suffering and prices of things in the market can be reduced.

HellVictorinho6:


Did ur mother put me in control

You this boy calling people's mothers and fathers, you really sound bitter. Why not channel your grievance to the government and stop insulting people's mothers and fathers online.

HellVictorinho6:


The b@stards think speaking against obi means support 4 tinubu


Na ur papa make me vote apc abi?

This is a typical scenario of "your house is burning and you're busy chasing rat". The hardship in this present administration has further lowered the IQ of Nigerians. My dear country is sinking and some persons are sponsored to come online to drag other persons into the government's cluelessness. It's really pathetic.

At the bolded, is that the new conspiracy theory you guys have been told recently to start disseminating and selling to the populace? Just carefully look at how you removed Atiku and the rest contenders and inserted only P.O to the person whom Buhari is better than. You for speak against Osinbajo wey nothing concern na. Your house is burning and you're busy chasing a rat

HellVictorinho6:


I asked because i was wrongly accused by several people on one of the threads i created.


Where did i do anything to deserve ur question

Anybody that is sincerely and seriously displeased with the economic crisis has the right 2 sincerely and seriously complain about obi and tinubu cuz they are working 2gether but their partnership is not working

Not up to a year and you're already lamenting on the manhood?
At least three more years of weeping. You are at least to be mentioning the achievements of your government by now, but no, just as the norm of the calamity in governance is - find whom to blame for lack of governance ideas.

Your present government and you supporters are finally conducting the burial ceremony of my beloved country.