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Yes. You are correct.

rafeelly: let me explain to u what happened in d last election... can u remember d announcement for d winner was delayed b4 it was finally announced..PDP won Buh ladoja sacrificed d votes of accord members just to ensure dat akala remain out of office..and I think they've reconciled

Na Today.

May GOD forgive You.

andersyn: LET'S BE TRUTHFUL TO OURSELVES Muslims are not happy
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy? They're happy in
Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that
is not Islamic! And who
do they blame? Not Islam... Not their
leadership... Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY
ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want
to change the countries they're happy in, to
be like the countries they
came from where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that ! JeffFox worthy on
Muslims:
1. If you refine hero in for a living, but you
have a moral objection
to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $
5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You
are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and
suicide...You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad
against...You are a Muslim
6. If you consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives
in your clothing... You are a Muslim
7. If you were amazed to discover that cell
phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs... You are a
Muslim
8. If you have nothing against women and
think every man should own
at least four... You are a Muslim
9.If you find this offensive or racist and
don't forward it... You are a
Muslim!! --------------------
Buddhists living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = NoProblem
Sikhs living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Confucians =
NoProblem
Confusians living with Hindus = NoProblem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem.
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists= Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS =BIG
PROBLEM.

So u dey fear revolution

Truckpusher: Only in your community

PDP VS APC.

If they like make dem carry am go sambisa or maiduguri, Mr keshiro abeg call sunday MBA we need hungry plays not Mike wey dey form big man. U need replace for Mikel. I think u dey collect bribe from the guy before him play

Northerner leaders are the problem of this country.

PETER RUFAI . Again.




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My mama can play more than Mikel.

Na waa oo all the way from south africa because of religious. GOD know more better.

My condolence to their families

Marriage is Time if u rush in u will rush out.

OMG I wish Tiwa read all dis comment only 3 to 4 pple support her way Of dressing. Any way is her life.

Rid on Tiwa

German machine can do it again.

Congrat.

Yes bro I'm curious, u ve foresight. Graduate from LASU




[qguote author=nikkypearl]Congratts dear

Wait oo,are u not the one who graduated last month ?

U don get money to marry [/quote]

That's why I dont like PT

Janetozi: That's good!

Huge amount is paid as schl fee yet, we don't receive the amount of lecture that worth that money. 95,700 is not a small money.

We pay for medical but we don't go for medical check-up. I wonder where the morning is going to

we pay for ID card, we are just paying because we are asked to not because we will get it.

Plus small small money we contribute after lecture to give lecturals just to thank them for coming as if they won't get paid.

After writing exam, u won't see ur result.

LASU part-time is a mistake.

Lazy copper.

4ormidable: Atleast, the resumption will tend to fast forward my count-down days to p.o.p!! Lol..
God's always with His people..

Unn is that the best way for you to prevent EBOLA?

Janetozi: They should make it mandatory for every student to go to screening and provide a medical certificate before resuming or being Admitted in schl.

Nairaland.

I missed the way she jealous Her own is more than police she don't like to any woman beside me.She Question a lot but i Thank GOD for my life she's looking way to back but No way.

U try is not easy.

kelvOdanz: 1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first
move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the
next thing is to delete his number. But you know
what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change
anything because we still have the ex’s phone
number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five
years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I
know most people can relate to this. We all have
that friend who had a bad break up and next
thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating.
Relationships become her favourite topic. She
suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the
slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She
knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they
loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is
church. They forgot God was their companion
before the break up, but as soon as the break up
happens, they have the front row in church, their
voices would be the loudest during service and
would go to church 10 times a day if they have
to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But
as soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always
have a sense of empowerment after a bad break-
up. You start to see things like, #
teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever etc
even though we are dying inside. We suddenly
have our little NGOs and become allergic to men.
I pity some toasters during this period because
they will smell pepper!
5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a
break up that we remember that food is our best
friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream
and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy
a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The
truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any
better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out
Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and
lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out
after every scene. We all know how depressing
Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are
in the best relationship, that song just has a way
of making you feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything
reminds you of the ex. One second they are
happy, the next you see the type of car your ex
owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they
are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst
the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk
their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his
number a couple of times with a strange number.
Then when he says hello, they hang up or just
remain silent. We know some of you are guilty.
Women are the best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t
noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays
home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never
let her. She would always want to go out and
have
that fun she would never have had with her ex. It
is always a plus when they know that their ex
would be at the event. If their ex will be there,
they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make
sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr.
Right can be found anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they
turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle
themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold
while she was dating become her besties and we
all know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at
least one of these listed above.

Afghanistan: Didn't you do skimming and scanning in gns/gst while you were in the university?

ask me again.

Oop the story is too long.

I'm not surprise.



















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No be me cause EBOLA

Yes is true

yuzjet: Oh really? Never knew dat. Thanks for sharing!

O boy na all of them carry bre@st.

I wonder oo u dey mind them.

sirjohnson: But does washing of hands alone really prevent the spread of Ebola?

oneeast: People down south do not know that Nigeria is presently at war. You need to go to the north to better appreciate that the events of 1966 is repeating itself again.

By the time our military are through, the north would have lost over 10 million in human resources and be set back another 100years economically.

The worst part of it, is that the north brought this on themselves. GEJ was quite slow to action thinking that the north will change their evil ways but they kept at it. Now that GEJ has declared a full war on them let nobody, not the Islamic APC and its supporters cry wolf!

It is really pathetic here in the north to say the least!

the north would have lost over 10 million in human resources and be set back another 100years economically.


Trut talk

All d northerners leader don't know dis will affected their generation instead of them to stand up and fight boko boyz. They are green snake.