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Please guys here
I heard the the best immigration office to quickly get your DIY Passport done with no stress are the northern states...
How true is this? And which state immigration office have the best and shortest of processing time.

yemmy0074:
Hello all,

Finally went for capturing today at ikoyi office.
I got there around 10:30am, Immediately I was approached by these two minutes passport guys, I asked them if there would be need for any since capturing will he done and dey ended up convincing me on how I need at least 4 copies of white background passport, He collected 800 after much bargain for 8 copies, after which he started stories of how he know an officer with one eagle and one star that can help me and I will get it in two days. I told him I have already made payment but he still went on to tell me how online application will delay and the need for me to fastrack with his one eagle one star officer. I gave him a stern look and he just jejely left me alone.

I got to the gate and when I was asked what I came for, I told them I'm going to servicom office. Immediately he heard servicom he let me in with proper direction on how to get there.
At the front dest of servicom office I met the gentle looking vibrant officer adamu, immediately i saw his tag his name rang a bell, he aske what I came for and I explained to him, he asked for my documents, arranged them for me in a brown file signed and stapled what needs to be stapled and directed me on how to go about it.

Immediately I enter the long room, I noticed everyone else had white files while I was the only one with brown file and without intoducing myself all the officers started calling me servicom. I was shock when even senior immigration officers started using sir for me, then I realized I was holding a starboy file.
The whole process took less than 40mins including capturing and I was told to come back in two weeks for the passport.

DIY is the way

Sent you a pm

ebose09:
Did my today at ikoyi and ikoyi office is DIY friendly,i met office Adamu at the servicom desk and the servicom oga i didnt get is name tried alot,he was just going round to make sure that servicom files fly at no point was the file delayed expect inside the capturing room they ask you to drop your file for enrolment and go outside,sit and wait for your name to be called.omo if you dont stand up to go check the file na there the file go sleep.after like 20min when my name was not called and i was seeing them calling people i got there before,i had to stand up only for me to see that my file was still sitting where i dropped it.in all sha i was able to do everything within 3hrs i got to ikoyi office by 1:30 and i left by 3:30/4.

please I'll like to know the amount you paid for the smooth process or if it was a DIY procedure.

abimic:
It is not a peculiarity of any tribe, all parts of Nigeria have beautiful women, beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder. Beauty and fineness only do not keep a marriage, as those would fade with time. Like the saying goes, the beautiful ones are not yet born.

I keep telling them this, beauty is not tribe or location specific.

Originalsly:
Proud of you to not sit and say nothing...... the main reason why those in authority do as they please...... silence is consent.

I was hoping to learn you got so frustrated that you lead an attack on the staff ... badly beating them down .... and was also looking forward to learn in the media that the attack was carried out by local hoodlums.... or IPOB... or BH.. or ehmmm......
@ topic....don't you know COVID-19 does not affect people conducting government business? .... or political gatherings?... or gatherings sponsored by politicians?

a sorry case is what we've dragged ourselves into in this country, believe me.

I'm happy to see this thread hitting the front page cause I was there yesterday and believe me it was just a full frustrating day.
I went there last week to get my name registered on the book just so I could Atleast get an entry to do my NIN registration the following week(this week), on getting there yesterday morning (left home 5:00am and got there by 6;10am) I already was feeling the whole process would be a mess to which it definitely was, infact saying it was a complete mess would just be some gross understatement.

Calling names from the register was supposed to start by 7am but due to their selfish reasons they delayed it, it was when we started making noise and shouting at their baised way (they were ushering people that bribed them in fam) that was when they started calling names on their manipulated list. So after lots of unnecessary noise from both us and their clueless staff we started getting in.

Gave us forms to fill, they numbered the forms according to how we came in, I was number 90 or thereabout, we sat down to wait for our numbers to be called but it looks like we're just waiting for the second coming of christ.

AT a point the they were calling number 23, 24,.... Only to come out and start calling from 72,73,74 like bro what's happening, do we look like a joke to you. We were still calm and all the we started running out of patience, after the number 30 31 32 was called it was like they went on break, no number was called for the next 4hours or so.

In between all of this we keep seeing some lines of people that were not in the numbers of people that was on queue, they were being ushered into the capturing hall (they've paid/bribed their way). All these made our lines so slow.

Got pissed of the whole thing and started venting my frustration, people started joining me since thus was a clear case of cheating, injustice and corruption. By 2;30pm they've not gotten to my number, imagine that....

After the shouts and everything I got into the hall by some few minutes to 4;00pm omoh I was already tired of the whole thing, then came one of the staffs who feels I've hindered then from making so much corrupt money, came to me in the hall and was threating me that I won't do my capturing and would make sure my whole day was a waste (idiot), well he nearly fulfilled that promise though.

I never even mentioned the fact that there was no observation of social distancing and the rest except in the capturing hall, the picture above would be a picture taken when there was no much crowd.

We have a super dull and clueless leaders with one of the most lazy, inefficient and corrupt civil servants.

Nigeria in all truthfulness and factuallity is a FAILED EXPERIMENT.

daddio:
I'd never been to that great town o.

My dad is from Aro descendant
While my mom is from Lowankan

Omoh we're really in the same shoes ooo
I think we should plan an home visit oo, especially by April cause that's the celebration month of Igbajo day.
A lot of Igbajo indigenes are unaware of how their town looks like.

daddio:
Ò WÉRÉ LELE

How's Igbajo town sir Omo oke oja ni Ile to mo ti jade. How about you

daddio:
.yes

see my town person oo, Much hailing from this side.

Praxis758:
Omo Owa, Omo Ekun Igbajo Loro Alagogo memu

see my town person oo, Much hailing from this side.

popo1494:
Thanks for the calls, few units remaining

how much last

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....grab my Hennessey and my weed while i seek for knowledge on this topic
A real niggar should always smoke some weed, bang enough pussy, drink some bottles, make some dope money and SEEK FOR KNOWLEDGE anyday anytime twice on Monday especially on topic like this that is almost beyond his comprehension
Am going to put on my intellectual cap while blazing my weed as i perused and read between lines on every comment on this topic

reply my DM nigger, we've got some business to do.

Kweensavvy:
Guys I just got two warrior plus links. How do you promote your offers apart from Twitter? I'm thinking of hiring a guy on fiver to promote on his Pinterest. He's got large following. Do you think it's a good idea?

sent you a DM, let's have a private discussion

Ghost1994:
*Car parts and their prices*
(Toyota Camry 03-06 and Toyota Corolla 03-06)

Windscreen
Corolla 20k
Camry 19k

*Bumper*
Corolla 15k
Camry 18k

**Headlamps*
Corolla 15k each
Camry 17k each

*Battery*
70amps (18k)
75amps (20k)

*Shocks*
Corolla new (8k each)
Tokubo (5k each)

Camry new (9k each)
Tokunbo (7k each)

*Stablizer linkages*
New 2 pairs #2500
Tokunbo 2 pairs #1500

*Bushings*
1k each

*Engine seater*
3k

*Brakepads*
6k new
Tokunbo 4k

*Catalyst*
Work type (cut and open) 15k
Complete manifold with catalyst (35k)

*Spark plugs*
New set 6k
Tokunbo 4k

*Spark plug coil*
Set new (4k each)
Tokubo (2k each)

*Alternator*
New 8k
Tokunbo 6k

*Power steering pump*
Corolla 27k
Camry 25k

*Radiator*
New camry double cell (25k)
Single cell (18k)

Corolla single cell (15k)
Double cell(20k)

*Alternator belt*
Camry tokunbo 4k
New 2500

Corolla tokunbo 3k
New 1500

*Condenser*
Camry new 20k
Tokunbo 14k

Corolla new 18k
Tokunbo 13k

*Compressor*
Camry new 30k
Tokunbo 25k

Corolla new 27k
Tokunbo 23k

Hope this helps. Let no one come and be asking for these prices again here oooo.

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quite educative

humilitypays:
Men don't marry because of sex!!

In fact, if your wife gives you sex regularly for few months, you will get tired and bored....or why do you think men cheat

Men cheat not because their wife is not pretty enough, not because they don't love their wife or partner, men cheat most times out of boredom. Boredom, how.....Bored of sleeping with one woman who makes the same sound every week, every month, every year.....nothing new again....nothing freaky again.......he knows her in and out......men are born to be bored easily with sex......that's why they go about seeking for variety not because they don't love their wife or lover.....its just their true natural form.....which can only be controlled by extreme religious doctrine and belief


Many ladies usually have this false belief that their man is different and not cheating until it burst.


It is not possible for a financially successful man to be faithful to his partner in our present world because the dream of every woman or girl on earth is to date, marry or have a fling with a financially successful or famous star, which makes successful men and stars highly sought after commodity. And you know, nature didn't equip men with the same self control towards sex like women.


Always expect less and don't die in false belief.


All entertainment celebrities cheat! Only foolish women believe otherwise to console themselves!

flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you

lilkech:
No need to go yourself, they will waste your time and you will come back again to continue the process after the first day you go there.

Just search for pattybf here on NL, talk to her and she will get you the license even without you going to their office. Just send her the details she needs and she’s tell you when to come pick the temporary and permanent drivers license once it’s ready. She can also arrange to waybill it to you if you’re outside the state.

thanks for the head up. I really appreciate

Bammzzie:
When I also want to renew my DL, I put the question here and I was referred to one of our member Pattf...(I didn't cram her moniker) I called her, sent her money she did it, in fact my permanent DL got ready in less than a month or thereabouts, u can quote me if u need her number...

Thanks a lot for your response
Got her contact already

Uhnnmn uhmmn *test mic* I salute all honorable members in the house, how was work today.
Please I would like to know the best procedure towards having a driver's license.

Which option would be the best between giving an agent to do the process and procedures for me or I just head straight to Frsc office and do the registration myself.

All opinions are welcomed.

AngryIgboDon:
Mr Felicity, I hope you know you were spitting on your father and not me? You claimed I was on the thread on the day giveaway was announced.

So I can't visit any Nairaland thread in peace again? So I can't watch proceedings again? You do know I can still use an alternate moniker and claim that device if I so wished? I don't really blame you.

I have always known that on the right side of your brain, there is nothing left. And on the left side of your brain, there is nothing right. Thats why everything about you is so idiotic, moronic and useless. I pity who doesn't pity your rambunctious lifestyle.

Felicity, I know you have your head deep inside Madam Radu's Labia and fallopian tubes. But this will be you in the next few weeks if you are not careful.

This cracked me up, violence on steroids. Hahaha

NaijaCr7:
Bad deal ! Bad Deal !! Over

Rent not even HP.

So what saving do you expect to have after working for a year...

My brother run o

Ehailing is a side hustle and it's best for owner drivers but then since everyone can't be owner driver, ensure you don't enslave your self to a term you can't meet.

Is the cost of fueling the car shared ?

The data to be used is it shared cost?

The airtime to call is it shared cost?

But after payment of 30k for rent....you still bear divided maintenance cost?.

I hope you pick one or two ...peace

but what can I do since man really need to diversify his source of income

Good evening to everyone in the house, I just wanted to know you guys input and what you think about this as I presume most people here are experienced e-hailing drivers.
I'm about to rent a car at 30k per week with the maintenance strictly to be shared bet the car owner and me.
I'll like to know how the business is and would appreciate as much positive advice I can get.
Thanks.

PuZZyNegro:
I am actually in this type of situation right now. My own case is even worse because he is my elder brother with many years apart, married with children.

I got him a 2003 Toyota Sienna to use for transportation since March, 2020.

Agreement was for him to pay me the cost of buying the car only.

That car cost me nothing less than 1.9 million including registration and obtaining all the papers he needs to drive.

As at today, I have only received 300k from March till now.

First, he started with paying lesser amount than we agreed he would be paying monthly and only paid for just four months and that was it.

It's the third month that I have received zero naira from him. It is now one story or another.

I have just decided to count my losses and move on. I knew it would get to this because friends and colleagues warned me but I had to do what I can do for a brother.

My thought is that the story will start when he must have paid at least one million. I never knew it will be this early. A clean Tokumbo car that I bought by myself and shipped to Nigeria.

Sometimes we got to do what we can do to absolve ourselves of blames.

Here's the car when I bought it

sorry to ask this question, I would like to know the site and shipping company you used in buying and shipping your car to Nigeria.

Luxurydriverng:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U69nHFXp_Q

Indigenous rideshare app willing to give drivers brand new car on Hire purchase

please how can I get in touch with you.

AfroDude:
It will be unwise to assume he doesn't seek the title of president albeit covertly. Yes, he has the right to contest like every other nigerian but is he qualified? No, the indexes are against him. Why u see us igbos dey chuk mouth for e mata na because we no want pesin wey go run d country like him family business amongst other logical reasons. If he were contesting for a government position in the SW then if for no concern us, na una side be dat. It's not hate o but as long as one Nigeria is concerned we need capable hands cogent enough to steer the country away from ruin and Tinubu doesn't fit that description. That said, you would not vote the said incompetent SE governor if he ran for president tomorrow for the same reason we don't want tinubu. No be tribe something so no let sentiments cloud ya reasoning

see bro, sentiment and all other things aside. As Nigeria stands now politically the only two individuals that can go into the ring of presidential electoral contest without being termed as an underdog are Tinubu and atiku due to their political influence and deep pockets.
We can all clamor for the best candidates in our midst which will definitely exclude those two but truth is "best candidate" alone those not and cannot hand you the victory which is so obvious except you want to be so economical with the truth.
I would have loved to have a fresh candidate like the afdb president or Mogbalu or someone sound but the reality of the whole thing is that they won't win for obvious reasons so.....

dru23:
We at ur service

please do you guys rent cars to Uber drivers for weekly returns?

dru23:
We mainly deal with anything that has to do with Auto parts. From engine oil , auto parts, car sales etc ... we mainly focus and target customers looking for original and genuine products for their cars..... Below are few example.....

made the initial post just cause I wanted to be sure and to also know if you're into Uber fleet business (car rental for weekly pay).
Thanks for your explanation.

Bayloor:
Still available. Direct from the owner, no middle man.

Location: Lagos.

Drop your details if interested. Price is 1m last.

Is this car still available

dru23:
Bro thanks for your support and recommendation o. I see that you are loyal ..

Unfortunately due to the Cabals on cartalk ,I was banned due to competition, so I wasn't able to respond to you and show my appreciation for promoting my brand .. I will be shipping small order of items next week .. Give me a buzz via email dru23@hotmail com and we link from there through whatapps.. I want see if I can send you a small token to you for your tremendous support over the years...

please I'll like to know what your team and your service is all about.

bolabiyi:
People funny Sha...picked a lady at ikorodu...she says she is going to ikoyi on indriver....Rider..im so exited today...Me.. really? Rider...yes o, im giving my mum a surprise birthday party...Me..oh no wonder u have some stuff in my booth that smells tasty...Rider...im telling u....We spent 4 hrs to get to her destination...Rider.. Can u bring me back? Me...why not, but we have to negotiate offline sis...Rider, ok let's do 14k...Me....cool....she went to d party while I looked on like a primary school boy...After 2 hrs, she came back to say bro im sorry I will find my way...I'll pay u 7k whc is d initial payment....I was furious...Me...sis, dis not fair after wasting my time...Rider...that's all I have wit me now...Me..okay no problem...it is well....I left feeling bad...I was iddo oyingbo wen she called that she forgot a plate of meat in d booth... immediately I parked to check the stuff, I saw like 6 fried chicken...Me...sis what do I want me to do now...pls can u come back? I said ok...im am in my house now with a plate of cold garri and d chickens....God punish devil..

lol

ReluctantAdult:
Na me be king of ghosting back then
Funnily enough when I started doing it I didn't even know it had a name. I'd disappear for weeks then come back when I wanted sex. They'd be acting up and complaining and I'd just promise to change and be a good partner. Boom. That's it.
I'd have the cookie for like a week then ghost again
The girls them tire for me but they just couldn't resist me

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