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Sports / Re: Messi Shaves His Beard As Enthusiastic Barca Stars Train Before La Liga Return by greatermeme: 12:46am On May 27, 2020
obembet:
If you rem Messi 2012 hit like... Even though I haven't start watching football then.. But I love football



To me.. CR7 is the best..
CR7 is overrated!
Romance / Re: Man Dies During Sex With Pregnant Married Lover Inside Container In Lagos by greatermeme: 8:59pm On Apr 12, 2020
mofeoluwadassah:
Everyday is for the thief and one day is for the owner : grin
If everyday belongs to the thief, the owner has no day, then! My opinion!
Politics / Re: Are There Any Economic Implications Of Sharing Money To Nigerians This Period? by greatermeme: 8:34pm On Apr 12, 2020
Heyzee5:
Hi all. I was just thinking, from an economic perspective, is it advisable to share money to all Nigerians in this pandemic period? Won't that result in Inflation/HyperInflation? I am just looking at the economic angle of this.

I am aware that this is currently done in the US, but I just want to hear our opinions. I also understand that there is hunger in the land but, kindly note that this is merely a discussion before you bash me cheesy

Everyone is welcome to submit his or her opinions especially if you are an Economist in the house.

Thanks.
The benefits far outweigh the disadvantage! If people are at home, how do you keep the economy running? It is the spending power of the people that sustains an economy!

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Family Set To Share Food Items (Photos, Video) by greatermeme: 8:28pm On Apr 12, 2020
noleflendum:
Must they show it on social media?
Where are their senses Biko?
At this particular point in time, it doesn't matter! You too can take yours to the CNN; we don't care. So long as it gets to the people!

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Family / Re: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by greatermeme: 2:19am On Apr 12, 2020
Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times. grin


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.
ok!
Politics / Re: Masked Ben Bruce: This Is How We Are Living In US, I Can't Wait To Return by greatermeme: 2:56pm On Apr 11, 2020
Missmossy:
And everyone is saying stay there embarassed
Human beings!!!
Who cares!
Religion / Re: Arch Bishop Samson Mustapha Benjamin Protests Against 5G Network by greatermeme: 2:47pm On Apr 11, 2020
somehow:
the spanish flu of 1918 was caused by what? 0.2G or 1.2G?
Ebola nko? 1.23G?
Did you know that cell phone masts emit radiation that are cancerous? Put on your thinking cap!
Religion / Re: Arch Bishop Samson Mustapha Benjamin Protests Against 5G Network by greatermeme: 2:31pm On Apr 11, 2020
cenaman:
So this is how dumb Nigerians are?
during the time of Noah, people made comments like you've made! Very soon, the govts of the world will require everybody to have his account number on his right hand, or forehead! Made possible by technology! ATM cards will become useless! They'll call it technological advancement!
Religion / Re: Arch Bishop Samson Mustapha Benjamin Protests Against 5G Network by greatermeme: 2:26pm On Apr 11, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:
Illiteracy is a disease.

Just sunbathing.

In a matter like this, don't be too quick to call people "illiterate." When Jesus was tell the world He was the messiah, they called him names. The same went for Noah! they called him illiterate. At the end, the so-called literate ones perished! I know nothing about the 5G, but I can bet my life that: "Technology is what the anti-Christ will use in ruling and tracking people! Remember the Obama micro-chipping?
Celebrities / Re: P. Diddy: Coronavirus Killing A Lot Of Blacks In The U.S. by greatermeme: 2:04pm On Apr 11, 2020
obiekunie2:
truth is nobody cares about any body.
its all about the money.
they want their share of the trillion dollars covid fund.
Not true! Why would they be after money when people are dying?
Politics / Re: FG Is Not Sharing ₦30,000 To Nigerians. Ignore Any Website Saying they Are by greatermeme: 4:33pm On Mar 28, 2020
gilgal7:
Mumu country... better countries in the world are finding a way out for its people... here in Nigeria even to hear the president voice/video on the status so far in the fight against Coronavirus... President is missing... when we were saying don't vote illiterate... you voted change... we die here... no foreign trips... no vacations... no show off... stay indoors
Yes, you're correct about that! I've just figured out a way to work online!
Family / Re: I Think My Wife Is A Witch by greatermeme: 5:16pm On Feb 25, 2020
Handsomejok:
Before marrying my wife, my business was moving well. I had an appliances big shop with full of things. I made a lots of money monthly and was able to pay all my bills and take care of my single mother and siblings without fail.

Bbut since we got married, just two months and 5 days after our marriage, my shop caught fire. I have lost almost everything only managed to save some few things, had to pay for all the damages to my landlord (the shop owner ) I’m still owning him money and I’m now renting a small shop but things are not working.

I have so much debts to pay to so many people including my previous shop landlord, can’t afford a 3 square meals, can’t afford to pay house rent, can’t afford to pay my shop rent and we have moved to my parents house.

My wife is pregnant and due in April, we haven’t bought anything for the baby. I wish never met her in my life cos she has completely destroyed my life and I have nothing left. She is evil. Haven’t confronted her cos of her condition, don’t want to add more stress to her and am waiting for her to put to bed then I will confront her and chase her away. I will keep the baby with me so she can go with her child she had before we met. I just hate her so much and I want nothing to do with her anymore.

Please what do you suggest I do?
You didn't tell us if she has been pouring insults on you. Or, if she has been financially too demanding. Everything is not necessarily the work of witches to pull you down: At times, negative things happen for God to raise you. You must pass through the wilderness before you get to the promised land. Since you didn't state her behaviour, I'll assume she's a well-behaved woman! Draw closer to God, and you'll recover far more than what you've lost! And, HE will embarrass you with wealth!
Crime / Re: SARS Detained Me For Not Having Messages On My Phone by greatermeme: 6:27pm On Feb 24, 2020
tyup:
can only happen in the land of the Igbos shocked
Why do we have too many stupid people in Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: Igbo Man Joins Israel Military, Celebrate With Friends (pics) by greatermeme: 11:34pm On Feb 19, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
I can see skull miners From the Brown roof region getting sad over this grin grin grin
Skull miners again? IronGalaxy must not see this post!
Romance / Re: Ladies: Date A Guy That Is Less Smarter Than You Or Go For The Dumb Ones ! by greatermeme: 11:23pm On Feb 19, 2020
Riele:
As if there are smart men in Nigeria .

Most of them are dumb .
And, people still liked and shared this comment! Nigeria has a very long way to go!
Politics / Re: PDP Members Turn Prayer Warriors Ahead Of Supreme Court Imo Guber Review by greatermeme: 4:46pm On Feb 16, 2020
femolii:
look at them Osu descendants.
So, you've not got over this depression? Suicide, loading!
Politics / Re: PDP Members Turn Prayer Warriors Ahead Of Supreme Court Imo Guber Review by greatermeme: 4:43pm On Feb 16, 2020
Abetterperson:
This right here.. disgusted me

making a mocking of God,
if u don't believe there is God it's totally fine
but never make mocking of a God people worship for ur own selfish reasons
this people are more corrupt than the devil, after looting, u see them asking God for mercy and forgives
asking God for help to start looting again

curse people

More corrupt than the devil? Why utter such comment? Please, retract it!
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Sues Tonto Dikeh For N500million For Defamation Against Father, Others by greatermeme: 10:03pm On Feb 15, 2020
ursullalinda:
Ha ;Dha :Dha grin.......500mil.....from where?......I don't understand.......is Churchill high or something?
That is to serve as a deterrence to her, to refrain from further slanderous comments!

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Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Sleeping With 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by greatermeme: 9:51pm On Feb 15, 2020
worlexy:
What's the age of sexual consent in Nigeria?

And what is the age of sexual consent in Lagos State?

Most people don't know that age of sexual consent in Nigeria is just 11 years old. Only sensible state like Lagos have pegged their age of sexual consent to 18 years
If there's a clash between State, and Federal Law, which one supersedes?
Travel / Re: Travelling To The South For The First Time by greatermeme: 3:18pm On Feb 15, 2020
AMvanquish:
We'll be careful. My In-law shuttles from Kano to Aba to buy stuff for his business. He says he keeps his head down and speaks only English and pidgin and keeps speaking Hausa to a minimum due to some natives over there looking at him suspiciously and a few times have tried been aggressive with him when they learnt he speaks Hausa. Based on his experience. Just get there , do your business and get out asap.
The civil war experience that lingers till date, is the reason the Igbos don't want to see your arses around their communities!

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Travel / Re: Travelling To The South For The First Time by greatermeme: 3:15pm On Feb 15, 2020
Arrewa:
Kano state....

The backward and poor north
A cow is always a cow: even if you take it into a mansion!
Travel / Re: Travelling To The South For The First Time by greatermeme: 3:13pm On Feb 15, 2020
Arrewa:
I like Aba...
But the problem I have with Aba is the backwardness of the entire state...
Aba is not a state!

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Travel / Re: Travelling To The South For The First Time by greatermeme: 3:12pm On Feb 15, 2020
Arrewa:
Well.... Be careful

You will be tagged onye ugwu!!

Be careful... Be very very careful...

Aba is the capital of Biafrans...

The biafra proponents especially masobs are very deadly especially towards Northerners...

They don't care weather you are from Jos,Nasarawa or Niger... What they know is that onye ugwu bu onye ugwu... (a northerner is a northerner) and they see you as an enemy

I have been to Aba,Onitsha, Enugu and Ebonyi...

Ebonyi and Aba na danger for Northerners...

Those Niger migrants hustling over there dey hear ram hot cos they see them as Hausafulani

Don't think that you coming from Jos will save you... You are a brother to yakubu Gowon Just have that in mind

Lastly when Making call in public don't use Hausa to speak with any of your friends... They might tag you a Bokoharam informant and you're likely to be lynched or ipob among them will tag you Hausafulani spy
So many little children on this forum! There should be age restriction on this forum!

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Travel / Re: Travelling To The South For The First Time by greatermeme: 3:07pm On Feb 15, 2020
ThemanS:
Hello Nairalanders, I will be traveling to the Southern part of the Country for the first time in my life. I was born and raised in the North Central, Plateau state to be precise.

I will be traveling to Aba to buy some goods for a Client, initially I was planning to move to Port-Harcourt, then from there enter Aba and Onitsha after I'm done with shopping I will move back to Port-Harcourt and take a Bus back home.

Now the issue here is I have never travelled to the South, a lot of people here are telling me that there's no security, even lodging is not safe because EFCC might raid the lodge anytime. And the Streets are also not safe.

Pls Nairalanders in port and Aba should recommend a good and safe area for me. I was told keke and bus drivers don't usually speak English na so so language dem dey speak.

Help a brother pls.
To us in the South, your plateau is worse than Iraq, Somalia and Syria!

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Politics / Re: Mike Pompeo Visits Africa, Skips Nigeria by greatermeme: 2:38pm On Feb 15, 2020
NGpatriot:
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What's the President's business with foreign affairs and matters in the domain of foreign affairs minsters in both countries?

Why do you hateful and bitter people always sound ignorant?

Abeg pity yourself because you need serious pitying.

grin
enough of this trash......

Politics / Re: Declare Herdsmen Terrorists - South-East Leaders To FG by greatermeme: 1:47pm On Feb 15, 2020
Simbrixton:
i meant yooba gal and igbo guy
OK!

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