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Phones / Re: Iphone 11, Iphone 11 Pro & Iphone 11 Pro Max: Apple Unveils Three New Iphone 11 by greatermeme: 11:44pm On Sep 10, 2019
ibkayee:

The fact that you apparently consider ‘Trypophobia’ some kind of ‘special’ phrase says more about you to be honest, step up your vocab game cheesy
Trypophobia is not a phrase, but a word! I meant the phrase: "Triggers my Trypophobia"! It's now a national anthem, online! I refuse to be swept off my feet!

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Phones / Re: Iphone 11, Iphone 11 Pro & Iphone 11 Pro Max: Apple Unveils Three New Iphone 11 by greatermeme: 11:34pm On Sep 10, 2019
ibkayee:
The new camera design triggers my trypophobia, I hate it
Triggers your trypophobia? You want to bamboozle us with a phrase which you perused online! Nigerian girls and "forming" are like 6 and 7!

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Phones / Re: Iphone 11, Iphone 11 Pro & Iphone 11 Pro Max: Apple Unveils Three New Iphone 11 by greatermeme: 11:19pm On Sep 10, 2019
Risingblue008:
I fit use diS new iPhone take call heaven?
Na who you wan call for heaven? Stupidity!

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Politics / Re: Why Millions Of Nigerians Experience Hardship And Sickness —buhari by greatermeme: 9:54pm On Sep 10, 2019
uuzba:

The manabbqgrills guys is an idiot. Don't waste your time reasoning with him.
His reasoning power is dead!

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Politics / Re: Why Millions Of Nigerians Experience Hardship And Sickness —buhari by greatermeme: 9:51pm On Sep 10, 2019
DeviIhimseIf:
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that dude is something else! So annoying!

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Politics / Re: Why Millions Of Nigerians Experience Hardship And Sickness —buhari by greatermeme: 9:50pm On Sep 10, 2019
MrFuckallday:
undecidedIdiot
Corruption is when your daughter earns 7 million monthly and your son owns expensive bikes with no actual proof of income.
Nigerians have a very long way to go! I mean, the likes of: @ and the rest shallow-minded ones!
Career / Re: Company To Pay Damages For A French Engineer Who Died While Having Sex by greatermeme: 5:50pm On Sep 10, 2019
Davash222:
Benefits of dieing in active service. If he wasn't on a business trip, he probably would have been alive. The company have to take full responsibility.
dying
Career / Re: Company To Pay Damages For A French Engineer Who Died While Having Sex by greatermeme: 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2019
Simplyleo:
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Oyibo and weirdness sha. grin grin

I know some wannabes who won't even imagine anything close to this will soon start explaining, trying to form "educated and exposed"
[img]https://media./images/07df9b6d933df6c27dede5b590051824/tenor.gif[/img]
Abeg nobody should explain anything to me, I'm okay. grin
I can break the whole thing down to you!
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Visits Tinubu, Does The 4+4 Sign With Him (Photos) by greatermeme: 4:57pm On Sep 10, 2019
Kapeter:
What is this tinubu that everyone is visiting self. He should come and try nonsense in ondo come next year, we 'll be waiting for him. Nonsense and tinubu.
Ondo state is very different from the other SW states! The people hardly Kowtow to anybody!
Romance / Re: I Don't Understand My Life Any Longer by greatermeme: 2:05pm On Sep 10, 2019
obembet:


How will u feel if I tell u that u are lazy? I believe this shows that u are Yoruba or u grew up in Yoruba land. Cos many Yoruba train thier children how to be self independent

Let me start by asking u how much u save from youth service abi u squandered all. When know ur background and u know that its only God be your backup. See let me tell u the truth, either the 18k salary is small or not.. Accept it and start ur life. U won't limit yourself on the job. U have smart phone.. As u are working u will be searching for better offer. If am ur girlfriend, I for don leave u for long. Pls don't wait for miracle job..start doing something.
What is the meaning of "self independent"? Obembet, it's too hot to smoke WEED this afternoon!

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Politics / Re: Xenophobic Attacks: 640 Nigerians Register To Return Home – Dabiri-erewa by greatermeme: 9:23am On Sep 10, 2019
post=82088554:

This is the best way to go.

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Wow.
Even in another man's country?
This is on the high side.
The FG should leave those criminals to face their warrant in jail.
Please, stop making comments on this forum! You should only like and share comments!
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Chaka Chaka's Daughter Shop Looted During Xenophobic Attacks by greatermeme: 8:29am On Sep 10, 2019
RiyaGoddess:
Waoh.
Yvonne, one of my favorite...
Let me go on YouTube to refreshen memories.
Read my signature.

Do not measure your life by another persons life but rather Measure your today against your yesterday.
Good Morning FAM
Your fave song? As if, you were borne then!
Family / Re: My Husband Starves Me Of Sex – Woman Tells Court by greatermeme: 7:33am On Sep 10, 2019
seunmohmoh:
That marriage should not be dissolved. This is just a misunderstanding, give them 6 months to live together just like it is done before the judge finally makes a decision.
Seun, I was of the opinion that women don't like sex!
Politics / Re: Imo Releases State Budget First Time Since 2014 by greatermeme: 9:08pm On Sep 09, 2019
KINGEAGLE1:
na so beerfans go take greed, rule their land ?? = IPOB I DEY HAILOO
Your Nigeria should be your concern! How Biafra will be run is none of your business!
Politics / Re: Imo Releases State Budget First Time Since 2014 by greatermeme: 9:05pm On Sep 09, 2019
Kagarko:



Good Luck.

But work and stop witch Hunting.

Stop talking start working.
Why do Nairaland members direct comment to people who are not on Nairaland! Just like you've just done!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by greatermeme: 8:47pm On Sep 09, 2019
makydebbie:
Old woman, if I want to drag you today ehn, you'll commit suicide. But I'm preserving this account.

See the face sef at her age, why she no go jealous me.
Claiming young blood, with that face that looks like it has pass through the fan and the fire.
as if, she's reading this!
Science/Technology / Re: Silas Adekunle Shuts Down Reach Robotics In UK by greatermeme: 6:57pm On Sep 09, 2019
generationz:



Yeah, tell that to Bill gates, Steve Jobs and Elon musk.

This mentality is why Nigerians are where they are.

Of course you'll still make a ton of money when you have an excellent product to offer but it's not always about money for these kinda guys.
If you go into business without knowing the market mechanism, your business will suffer the fate of the dinosaur! In business, there's a high level of uncertainty and risk. I guess, you mean "running an NGO," not a business! The Price system and profitability are the main determinant of business venturing! In business, forget about building a world! Focus on what the market want, and what the Govt want (regulation). Give more people more of what they want, and you'll get more of what you want! Secret to business success, High quality service/ product, but a lower price! I don't know how more to elucidate to you that Entrepreneurs don't have ultimate intention to build the world! There are so many products that could have saved the world, but because they're not profitable; Nobody funds it! When The Mobile phone technology was conceptualised, the idea was funded, simply because of the projected enormous profits! At this juncture, you'll agree with me that profitability drives a business goals and objectives! Thanks!
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Should Nationalize All South African Companies – FFK by greatermeme: 11:23pm On Sep 08, 2019
Sunofgod:
Govt to take over the businesses?

They would all fail within a week!
It's better the businesses fail than to allow the South African pigs harnessing from our economy!

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Science/Technology / Re: Silas Adekunle Shuts Down Reach Robotics In UK by greatermeme: 11:14pm On Sep 08, 2019
generationz:
cry

I don't know much about robotics but I know how painful it is to start a business with high hopes of changing the world only to give up years later.
You don't start a business in order to change the world, but your life!
Travel / Re: Inside Abramovich’s ₦181b Eclipse Yacht With Helipads,Sub & Missile Defence Syst by greatermeme: 11:10pm On Sep 08, 2019
chukwuibuipob:
cool herd work doesn't kill.it REFINE.. He didn't get diz by betting./punter.Betting can't u rich/the proceed from betting dnt last
Some people believe that betting can make them rich! The funniest thing is that, they continue to get poorer by the day!

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Crime / Re: Chinwendu Odoh: UNN Student Attempts Suicide, Rescued by greatermeme: 10:59pm On Sep 08, 2019
Debramaye:
Funny thing is the investigation they want to do grin I mean what other thing is making her want to commit suicide than depression
The every day problems we face in this part of the world, is enough reason to not want to live anymore!
Politics / Re: Fayemi: I Eat Booli And Agbado More Than Fayose But Not On The Street by greatermeme: 10:23pm On Sep 08, 2019
Simplyleo:
Fayose is a clown who impresses only ipob clowns.

Only illiterates are impressed by Fayose ~Obj
Only mad people take Obj seriously!
Family / Re: My Sister Is On The Verge Of Making The Worst Mistake Of Her Life by greatermeme: 1:24am On Sep 08, 2019
dominique:
The biggest mistake your sister will make is if she gets pregnant for that man. The man most likely has a foreign based family and he's looking for someone to give birth to home based kids to him. You're so fixated on having a sister abroad that you can't see this. Has he said anything about going to registry to get married legally? Or you think by paying for dowry is enough to start processing her travel documents. Your sister is street smart, she knows most of these foreign based men are phony. Your sister should tell him to take her to registry first and marry her legally, then proess her visa before she takes in.
Mods are meant to be neutral! That don't comment on thorny issues like this! You're breaking the rule! You're BANNED!
Family / Re: My Sister Is On The Verge Of Making The Worst Mistake Of Her Life by greatermeme: 1:00am On Sep 08, 2019
blackangel0403:
Are you married? And how many women have you or did you sleep with before marriage? the answer to that question will tell u more of who you are, hypocrite. Don’t go to bed, come and be coursing your mother here.
I sincerely apologise and take back all what I've said to you! Happy Sunday! I've just started following! Hmmmm! Sorry!
Family / Re: My Sister Is On The Verge Of Making The Worst Mistake Of Her Life by greatermeme: 12:56am On Sep 08, 2019
blackangel0403:
Just as your is not too. Ewu gambia �
hi!
Family / Re: My Sister Is On The Verge Of Making The Worst Mistake Of Her Life by greatermeme: 12:50am On Sep 08, 2019
blackangel0403:
Just as your is not too. Ewu gambia �
Ewu cambia! Ahhhhhhh! You've just shown the whole world that your family is not a responsible one! You think Nairaland is a courtroom! Let me retire to bed to enable me attend church service! Black angel means "Angel of darkness!" You advice your sister to sleep with a man before marriage! What piece of advice are you still looking for?

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Family / Re: My Sister Is On The Verge Of Making The Worst Mistake Of Her Life by greatermeme: 12:43am On Sep 08, 2019
blackangel0403:
and from the way you sound like an uneducated fool, you think the best way to dish out advice is by first insulting the person. Agbaya
Yes, I've seen how educated you are! Silly poo!

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Family / Re: My Sister Is On The Verge Of Making The Worst Mistake Of Her Life by greatermeme: 12:39am On Sep 08, 2019
blackangel0403:
And your mum is to be blamed for opening her legs for a poor man hence why u are miserable.
And, I'm 100% sure that your mum is not alive!

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