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Business › Re: BVN Reg At Diamond Bank Awka: My Tale In Pics by Greatfes17(op): 8:13pm On Jun 29, 2015*

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Business › BVN Reg At Diamond Bank Awka: My Tale In Pics by Greatfes17(op): 8:09pm On Jun 29, 2015*

Barely a day to BVN registration deadline as directed by CBN, I went to my bank branch to do mine. Below I narrate my experience.

Having been hearing of the large turnout of people at various bank branches to register and capture their biometrics (BVN) and the said deadline attached to it, I finally decided to get mine done. This morning (29/06/2015), I woke up early, prepared and went to my darling bank to be like my fellow bankers. Hoping that I will be the first to be there after few minites of ride, I was suprised to see multitude of good looking beings spread everywhere. As opposed to my thoughts, I saw more number of people than I can foolishly begin to count. Over 98% of them each with form and biro doing the normal.
I summoned courage to inquire for form. Then was I told that the form could be in my hands if only I can fight my way into the bank.

My attempt to get in proved that if only the woman that touched Christ Robe had this challenge, she will remain in grief for the rest of her lifetime. I gave up finally.

Quickly I got a perfect plan: "Use your Card and withdraw the little you have in your account" my mind said. I fought my way out and joined the cue waiting for ATM. In 20-30 minutes I got the cash. Bye... was in mind as I smile out of the bank.

Escuse me please, what will the inside look like I asked someone beside. If you fight your way in, exchange blows, and guide others out of the path. You will finally get form from the customer care. Do the same thing out of the bank, fill the form. Repeat what you did before so as to submit your form, capture your biometrics and finally, you are done.

Finally, can I withdraw inside? Yes, but from 50,000 and above an Angel answered. If I have less such amount in my account? I asked. Use the ATM she replied.

Please see pics below

Greatfes

Politics › Re: The Planned Relocation Of Boko Haram Convicts To Anambra Prisons- Obiano Speaks by Greatfes17: 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2015

sadoz:
sebi ojukwu z your hero right. He ran away to ivory coast in the face of annihilation. That is the height of COWARDICE. Stop deluding yourself you belong to a lineage of cowards. Read history and you ll b educated that Yoruba history z replete with bravery and other qualities of war. You guys just chestbeat around without facts. Your forefathers have never won any war be it political, economic or physical/military. You ll b continually trounced and you ll end up doing z to whine.

The stupidiest thing one can do in life is to argue/discuss with stupid man like you.
CHEARS!!!

Politics › Re: Know The 81 Campaign Promises Of President Buhari by Greatfes17: 3:51pm On Jun 29, 2015

For People saying its barely one month, its barely that, and asking what actually Clueless Otuoke Man did in 6 years? see below:

Since 1970 till 2011(correct me if am not correct) that the North and South West has been ruling Nigeria, they didnt achieve what The Otuoke Man did.

Improved electricy.
Improved roads.
Improved Education
Inproved health
Improved Security
etc.

Actually Buhary promised to eraducate boko haram in two months (either first two months or last two months in office.). One month gone he has only succeded in reintroducing bh that has been caused to go into extinction by the Clueless.

I wont Islamize Nigeria but indirectly introducing bh to south east by using their said prisoners. Think another strategy, this is not before 1967 , people are wiser now!!!

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Politics › Re: The Planned Relocation Of Boko Haram Convicts To Anambra Prisons- Obiano Speaks by Greatfes17: 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2015

Some people need go mental checkup. Who said protesting is cowardice.

I have said this over and over again: If buhari meant well for Nigeria, Igbos are excluded. No Igbo In any reasonable federal position, No Igbo on NTA, no Igbo as deputy senate president.

Now he want to introduce this ebola militants into our land. Impossible. Ofcourse, water and fire cant be contained inside one container, water will quench the fire and thats what we have just done!!!

Well done brave guys.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Run From Church To Another For Miracles by Greatfes17: 5:53pm On Jun 28, 2015

No 4.m is the most common.
If they hit their leg against a stone. = enemy
If they cant wake up early. = enemy
If they fail exam. = enemy
If they feel feverish. = enemy
If they cough. = enemy

Every tine they will be 'holy ghost firing' never dying enemy. Ah!!! Forgetting the bible instructs us to pray for our enemies.

Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 3:34pm On Jun 27, 2015

unphilaz:
Nice to know about python, i started some years back to study python becos of ease of understanding over java but later stopped and resorted to java because i read that python needs sp4la *scratching my head, cant remember* before converting to android.

How easy is it for you to use the above python to make android apps?

Its called sl4a.

I have not used qpython for GUI.

I have written simple scripts like:
1. Simple Calculator for addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, average, mode, midian, min, max.
2. Number Game. guessing random numbers that the computer is to generate.
3. Taking abd saving pictures
4. Recording and saving audio
5. etc.

I dont target Android and am still learning.

Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 3:11pm On Jun 27, 2015

proxy20:
Django is a high-level Python Web framework
that encourages rapid development and
clean, pragmatic design. Built by experienced
developers, it takes care of much of the
hassle of Web development, so you can focus
on writing your app without needing to
reinvent the wheel. It’s free and open
source.

The OP was talking about doing it in Android with Android and not on PC.

Romance › Re: "I Am Tired Of Being His Sex Machine And Abortion Bag" by Greatfes17: 5:19pm On Jun 26, 2015

dinachi:
Well. There are so many things to do. The first is to move out of that house immediately because as long as you are in your comfort zone you can't act. Seek out a friend and stay in their house for a few weeks. If you do not have any friend who can help, look for a church and start staying there and before anybody begins to talk, I have done it before.I slept in a church for almost a month to find my footing.
What skills do you have? Are you computer literate? If not start going to building sites to look for a job. If you are a good marketer, you can look for painting contracts get a painter and collect money and give him the job.Or you can start real estate agency. You do not need any capital. Look for an empty house for rent and look for clients to take it. The street is blessed!
Meanwhile be strong in your church and let your leaders in the church know what you are passing through. This is not time to look for another boyfriend.

Brilliant advice

No more 8 and 4 kb on MTN Zone

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Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 8:25pm On Jun 25, 2015

Meklex:
I use qpython 3,I think it's the latest.

Yes qpython 3 is the latest.

google "dive into python 3.pdf" its worth reading.

No more 8 and 4 kb on MTN Zone

Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 8:19pm On Jun 25, 2015

Meklex:
I use qpython 3,I think it's the latest.

Romance › Re: "I Am Tired Of Being His Sex Machine And Abortion Bag" by Greatfes17: 7:27pm On Jun 25, 2015

Slimzjoe:
Some girls Funny sha.....you accepted to be his Sex machine and you're complaining

Some Girls are Carrying Blocks just to make ends meet but you sit all day in a man's House And open Your Legs regularly without you supporting the 'Family' In anyway.....This one needs Formatting Slap

When next you comment on people's life threatening issues, try to use your senses. If you are in their shoes you will know how badly it's pinch hurts.

No more 8 and 4 kb on MTN Zone

Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Stylishly Punish Guys On First Date by Greatfes17: 10:51pm On Jun 24, 2015

They will expect you to call every five minutes not minding the fact that MTN has removed 8 and 4 kobo per second from Zone plan.

No more 8 and 4 kb on MTN Zone

Business › Re: Nigeria One Of The Fastest Growing Economy Globally – US by Greatfes17: 9:35pm On Jun 24, 2015*

US is just looking for who to trick into their stupid bilatral trade. Buhari should just be aware or it will become another more years of captivity.

No more 8 and 4 kb on MTN Zone

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Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 9:26pm On Jun 24, 2015

Meklex:
that was when I was using my smaller android phone, it works just fine with this one, do you know any simple pdf or video that explains python programming in details?

I dont know the qpython series you are using(3.X or 2.X). However, if you use 3.X, google "Haltermanpythonbook.pdf." I have forgotten the address but it is about 3 mb in size. I will personally recommend it. The tutorial found at the official python website is worth embracing.

Specifying the version can help in recommending better books.

I dont learn with videos dear.

Am still learning though.

Business › Re: Nigeria One Of The Fastest Growing Economy Globally – US by Greatfes17: 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2015*

Why can't some people use their brain. Buhari just came into office and you give him credit of another persons's long time achievement.

You are only making him comfortable doing nothing knowing that you are all fools.

No more 8 and 4 kb on MTN Zone

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Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 9:17pm On Jun 23, 2015

Meklex:
I understand c++ more than java, I use c4droid and cppdroid complier it has been an enjoyable ride, I find java too hard but I will still revisit it, my qpython app is not responsive, if not I would have been a guru in python, let's share ideas, I would like to delve more into programming any suggestions will be welcomed.
Ps:I use android.

How do you mean by qpython not being responsive

Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 12:09pm On Jun 23, 2015

dhtml18:
I dont know, i prefer coding on pc.

Ok.
The OP was looking for how to code with Android device cause he dont have PC yet.

Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 10:30am On Jun 23, 2015

I will personally recommend python(3) (i.e. qpython(3)) for some reasons:
1. Simple to learn
2. Easy to use
3. Cross Platform (runs everywhere)
4. Standard library
5. Fully documented

Note: Am using qpython3 on Android and I was suprised to see that the same code runs perfectly on my PC when I finally got one.
So far no regrets.

Kivy is also an alternative. I've not used it though.
Google is you friend.

Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 10:16am On Jun 23, 2015

dhtml18:
^^^JAVA

What app can you use to program and run java codes on Android.

Agriculture › Re: Catfish Breeders: A Snapshot Of My One Room Hatchery by Greatfes17: 10:24pm On Jun 22, 2015

Yommiefish:
definitely brother. But you need a hand-on training still particularly when it comes to breeding.

Thanks a lot.

I will definitely need to be tutored when am ready to start.

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Programming › Re: Can Programimg Be Done On Android? by Greatfes17: 10:20pm On Jun 22, 2015

To develop full fledged apps, you certainly need pc. But if you are just learning hoe to program, Android can be helpful. Although it depends on the language you are learning.

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Programming › Re: Help Out With Algorithm To Add Multiple Numbers by Greatfes17: 2:55pm On Jun 22, 2015

Find a way to store all the numbers. Then use a loop to go through the numbers and add them as it iterates.

In python you can store the numbers in a list or tuple, then use 'for loop' to iterate and add them as you go.

Simpler than anything, pass it as argument to inbuilt sum function.

Happy coding

Agriculture › Re: Catfish Breeders: A Snapshot Of My One Room Hatchery by Greatfes17: 12:18am On Jun 22, 2015

Would love to start this but I lack basic knowledge of it now. Can the internet be of good help?

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Romance › Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by Greatfes17: 1:01pm On Jun 21, 2015

sinaj:
lol at no. 1 nd 3...

buh they all tru

Except no. 5 (atleast in most cases)

Phones › Re: MTN ZONE Never Lower Than 12 Kobo Per Sercond? Help by Greatfes17(op): 12:49pm On Jun 21, 2015*

moski5:
Yes its their number and its Toll free
I once complained about numerous annoying text messages They got the service providers to call me n stop its only etisalat that's misbehaving I'll report them next

Thanks a million times. I will call them by Monday

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Phones › Re: MTN ZONE Never Lower Than 12 Kobo Per Sercond? Help by Greatfes17(op): 12:01pm On Jun 21, 2015

My post deleted. The reason I don't know.

Phones › Re: MTN ZONE Never Lower Than 12 Kobo Per Sercond? Help by Greatfes17(op): 11:59am On Jun 21, 2015

moski5:
Nice thread yet I believe no one has called NCC to complain

I'll do so on Monday n let you all know how it goes NCC 622

Pls try and call them.

Is 622 the number to get to NCC? I may also call them myself.
Is it toll free? I think its time this network providers stop playing tricks on its subscribers.

Thanks for believing in the thread.

Beautiful Sunday Pals.

Phones › Re: MTN ZONE Never Lower Than 12 Kobo Per Sercond? Help by Greatfes17(op): 8:38am On Jun 21, 2015

asuustrike2009:
For sure I know it's MTN akachawa but what am trying to say is that they charge 40k/sec from the allocated mins. All MTN bundle package are charged @ 40k/sec. especially If it's a bonus

Really

Phones › Re: MTN ZONE Never Lower Than 12 Kobo Per Sercond? Help by Greatfes17(op): 8:32pm On Jun 20, 2015

Slymonster:
no plan like mtn zones but they just messed it up for us..terrible.....Cant even find any reasonable plan to migrate to

No known plan yet to replace zone. #truth

Phones › Re: MTN ZONE Never Lower Than 12 Kobo Per Sercond? Help by Greatfes17(op): 8:23pm On Jun 20, 2015*

donhils:
No you didn't quite get it. This is not a tariff plan, it's called Akanchawa recharge. You load only N100 with *311*pin# and it converts to 11 or 10mins calls, about 10sms and 4mb data. If it finishes you can't recharge it again until the last recharge is up to 7 days. It's a good deal, I was using it before, but now I think I have a better plan,

That sounds interesting.

Can you also share the better plan you have?

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