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OP I think you are indirectly telling us you do all of the above, so happy Chuldren's day to you

Deejay777:
Nice work bt I don't find dem too funny

That is too much English! It is simply not funny.

Good for them.

morgan844:
Heart Broken I Feel Cheated Despite Showing Her So Much Love

My wife still communicate and send picture to her former boy friend. even after i have warned her


This year March, I traveled outside Nigeria to look for greener pastures and I came back home by December I and my family was happy until when I saw I love message she has always sent to a certain man and i was angry. I questioned her. she said she was joking with the man and I told her that I am not happy about it. She promised not to do it again, I was able to read her message because we exchanged our phone and her messenger was in my phone.

Some days after, when I was ready to go back to my base, we prepared and she accompanied me to the park where i boarded a vehicle to Lagos and she went back home, while I was in the vehicle I notice a message from the messenger it was I love message from the guy and my wife responded the she love her to and they communicated and exchanged pictures.

I am heart broken I never knew that she could continue cheating on me. I asked her who was the guy she is charting with she told me that he is a colleague that he is making some inquiry. My wife lied to me. Before I could take the screenshot she has deleted the messages. I want to divorce her for this but we have 3 kids they are very young 6, 4 and 2 years how will this kids cope?

Your story looks unbelievable.

leverage:
life is pain it helps you grow playa

That's why u are and will most likely always remain in pain....so as u wish others bad...quack

Senseless by nairaland crew. I see them always ignoring
Sensible post...to post irrelevant ones... ....you can do better....

Jesusloveyou:
Google said, your ineffectual buffoon is now selling ogogoro

Listen to ursef! smh

TheHistorian:
What does GEJ do for a living now?

Ask google

ogundokun:
Too small

How much did you give?

Negative prediction

Nigeria Nigeria ... Country of wonders

Please click the LIKE button if the Nigerian is more beautiful and the SHARE button if the lady from Namibia is more beautiful! NAIRALAND DECIDES....

... Wonders

Spaxon:
Jubrin; Grand Commander of Zombie Nation.
Officer in Charge Arms and Attillery Department.

Roger that. All gadgets have been optimized to Air-Air Attacks.

Remember The Villagers See Ahead of You.

..... Villagers water poisoned with Cpr.... Intentions paralyzed! Remain @ ease! All villagers confirmed blind

Spaxon:
Lol, Jubrin has not released funds for procurement of Weapons o

.... Who d he'll is Jubrin? Tell him to optimize gadgets maximization in line with commando xrig factor! Or else!

Spaxon:
[s] BRAVO THIS IS ZERO, DO U READ ME?.
All units should fire at Enemy missiles Launched from the villages, Team python dance proceed to defend the parameter, Bravo you take command,, I'll go have some coffee. [/s]

What happen! No more command?

Spaxon:
U take charge of the Anti- Missle Gun.

Qx team on mobile standby! Drone on a ruthless scrutiny... Airways, waterways secured! XX2... awaiting 0100 hrs final clampdown! Permission 2carry on?

Why is the matches not Gold? Iranu

Spaxon:
code red Code red. Code red
VILLAGE PEOPLE I REPEAT VILLAGE PEOPLE

ALL UNITS STANDBY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SHOOT ANY VILLAGER AT CLOSE RANGE

Roger dat!

Maradonna:
This is irresponsible journalism.

No photo ops.
No papers.
No sign that a contract is been "signed"


Yet, in order for you to drive traffic, you rush to publish nonsense !

Next time, allow your brain to work faster than your ink.

E-diot.

Wicked!!! .... Me sef vex pass u, but decided 2keep

Boleyndynasty2:
keep fooling yourself

Of course stop fooling yaself oh! ... Those big asses shld give u a clue.... This is to the guy that said cabal is a myth!

haywire07:
Your sister and husband aren't fine even after the photo edit . Only God can save the children.

Don't be surprised they will bear vry handsome and beautiful children, blessed and successful than whichever ones you think you have bore or will bear!!! God's ways are not your ways.... Be guided with your insolent tongue.

chuksisaac:
see as you serious for d mata like sey na phd thesis you dey write

sinaj:
But it wnt be sweet again na

Is it sugar or ice cream? Ur mouth like sweet....

Na wa oh!!!

andrew444:
You need to do your research also,Moses help his team win the premier league,those players you are supporting to win the African footballer of the year,what did they help their team to win?you see why I say you have nothing to say,you are just clueless.

Sorry are u talking? Re-phrase your sentence pls. I actually don't really think I know wot u talking abt! I think you are so confused as to who to reply? I dnt knw u

EvilMetahuman:
Wow! My assessment's totally spot on.

who writes like this?
No paragraph, awful use of signs and symbols and very terrible grammar.
I can't even comprehend a thing.

Jesus! This is why we ask kids to stay in school.

The goat is here again .... You obviously suffering from interpersonal rejection. @least I am keeping to my word, unlike this goat that said he would stop writing..... We can see through you....

EvilMetahuman:
what an imbeci.le.
Cos I don't have the time to check my posts or grammar before I submit them doesn't mean I won't be able lecture you, your English lecturers and the smartest people you have in miserable your life when it comes to english language.


I use stu.pid questions like "how many goals does a rwb have?" to judge people's intelligence not how well they can use foreign language.


Based on my assessment so far, your IQ is on the same level as tsetese fly.
Zeus forbid spending my precious time discussing football with someone who is super dumb as yourself.


Now get a life boy and stop plastering this beautiful forum with dumb posts.

..... You just got worse again! I can't even comprehend anything u wrote! It seems you suffering from neurological disorder. Now I get, so I have been wasting my time to help a goat! Read the e.g about a goat again ..... Its such a pity..... Now that you can't communicate effectively, and now know it's a body system problem. Will henceforth be replying you in May be a word, a sentence or few sentences. If it's a word u get, kindly check your dictionary for meaning. It's will be well explained to you. That's the only way to treat a foolish goat like you

EvilMetahuman:
How long did it take you to type this?
I'm pretty sure you used all the grammar checker, google, typo checker and dictionaries you have at your disposal to compose this. Yet, your stupidity glows like a diamond in the mud.

By the way, how does this your biography make you less a stupiid dunce?
Again, why in the world would anyone who claimed to be eistein ask for number of goals to judge a rwb player?

Why is it so hard for you to admit you are stuppid and Bleep off the internet like a retar.ded, brain dead goblin that you are?

No response from me again.
I can't be wasting my time responding to stupid people. I have shown you how stupiid you are, now you can work on your self, or spend the rest of today looking for more hole in my grammar. Shiit for brain

I am happy I have been able to help you improve your sentence construction. Though I am aware foolish and dumb race don't say thank you, as expected though. Then if you have been using all mentioned above to construct your sentences as insinuated. It won't help your development. To also correct you. I didn't use any special grammar, for us it's simple English, we went through the basics to aid our communication to the world. So now, back to the matter, if it's about the football argument, I have lost interest in that, cos they say, if you beat a goat from now till tomm, it doesn't stop it from repeating same mistakes for the Cain. In that aspect, that's what you are. Then 2, as for me I will keep replying you, if it can @least help your construction and publicity of your foolishness, I am all yours young boy.

EvilMetahuman:
[s][/s]how can someone smart asked "how many goals does a right wing back (rwb) have" in order to judge his performance?

That's just dumb.
Even a two year old girl won't ask such a stupiid question.

Just admit you are as stuppid as your statement and move on.

How can someone smart ask? You mean? Anyway I just corrected your bad sentence construction to start with . Now I see you keep trying hard to look relevant in this simple scenario! Anyway a small lesson young boy! It's better to learn and move on than still getting yourself lower self esteem! If I am not mistaken, if you look around your peers and family, your conscience obviously tell you, you are the least in thinking and smartness. Like I told you earlier, we can see through you. I hope you get better and more constructive soon or else, you are likely done for! I am sure you still survive under your parents roof, that's why your mindset is myopic! Check the meaning in a dictionary.... Lest I forget, check my 1st statement again and compare it to yours! That should teach you a lot, if not, then you need to beg any of your smart accompany to help you. Pele!

EvilMetahuman:
[s][/s]mor0n trying to sound clever after making a very dumb statement.

The funny part of it all is that dumb pple like u, know exactly how to describe theirselves like u jst did! Also are quick to derail and criticize others during sensible discussions thinking they knw it all, Alas funny enough, you and your likes are always d dumbest thinking Der wise in d society, We just look @ u guys n smile inside! Cos we can see thru you