₦airaland Forum

Smellymouth:
greatseed,truly u be seed when don turn turn to Iroko tree

Egbon, you be senior man..
1999? I hope say u don marry?

Infact I dobale for you, Egbon

Lolz i am married and i have another greatseed too.....funny guy!

How time flies, this was me and plantashun boyz in 1999... @ da groove, Ikoyi. (Now fantasyland). I always saw that great future in tuface since then, and here he is now!!!! I am sure he will laugh his ass out if he sees this pics.... cc : Lalasticlala......FP pls

dubemnaija:
So there's zenith bank in Mali?

dey were still in Murtala airport, dat was b4 departure.....look closely!

seyema:
The sales boy should be given 12 lashes for been foolish..... So of all things in Nigeria in this 21 century, it's human being you accept as collateral?

If d sales boy was smart, he wud hav told the scammer to leave the goods in the shop while they await him to return from his endtime Atm, afterall his young boys can be with his goods till he returns......anyway may be na jazz sha :-

aresa:
Bonus.

Obama be like 'I Just Love this Man called Buhari' admiration....

Airforce1:
shut up
I'm a professional on my field.

I won't disclose my job to you.

But I'm way far above your league.

Trust me.

Guy, obviously u a security professional, what can't u disclose, be proud of ur job man, and i did'nt see reason why dis shld be on fp, dnt u hav family, friends and colleagues, pastors, imams that can advise you? Cos it looks like u came 2fool ursef here..... no offence though

This is right eye now, not left!!! Abi Op, the fighters n the police smoke shit ni? Wy confusing nairalanders wif ur statements!

MrAboki:
Our Immigrations should deport that Kenyan Mad Man immediately.


Imagine!! The immigrations agent that granted that man access should be sacked and arrested.

I would have suggested one keeps quiet than speak ursef into trouble.......who are we 2judge n speak ill of others!!! Lets be guided as nobody holy pass.......if no be grace, some pple have hands but can't type.....if u can type.....be guided!!! My little 10kobo

@ Op u still mentioning abubakar audu ? U dey Nigeria so? Abi u wan mke efcc catch spirit?

Sunnybobo3:
You must be a product of a leaking condom.

then you obviously a product of armed robbery rape! its a pity ur folk dealing wit DAT sad memory and nw u?

Sunnybobo3:
Little wonder your birth certificate is an apology letter from the makers of the failed contraceptive to your parents.

its unfortunate u still attributing failure , stupidity n daftness in ur response, u still hav a little chance though by being constructive in ur response, dat shld help ur miserable n frustrated life.

2boiz:
Dangote be like, wetin dis dullard sabi wey hin dey follow Bill Gate yearn?
But 4get dat tin, baba no too dull o

mumu you! itz bera u shut d Bleep up! than spitting opata....I leave ur trash 4lawma sha

Sunnybobo3:
This is what you get when contraceptives fail.

if u understand wot it is 2cum 4rm a generation of failure which I am sure u admit to!!! then u need 2ask ur *** wy she dint use overdose of contraceptives....sory! ehn...d drugs dint lyk u! it wanted u 2still experience failure all d same..

Sunnybobo3:
How can I want an already failed man to fail?

Did he nor promise to stabilise oil price?

your statement shows u were born into a generation of failure!!! its a pity...sory, ur nxt life might be better off! dats if u'll have a 2nd chance....smh!

vedaxcool:
$2.1B

gud answer my bro....if u knw he dumb SME pple are ehn! u will comment ur reserve!

Kelklein:
This is a hypothetical situation...bro

meant to test the applicants' level of reasoning in the middle of a very difficult situation.

don't take it too personal!

Its you dats taking it personal, dude just trying 2crack us up! anyway if u want the post cum n collect it....in jazzys lyrics

Aremu01:
Remarkably Brilliant, Most of u criticising him, can u give a better solution?
Appreciate the man biko

what if the old friend dat saved his life can't drive? wot happens in ur conclusion as an affected being in cognisance of the later as regards consequentiality of the asbosrbed perception in request to the past of the aformentioned in die need of an quintessencial answer? thanks 2ur xpected answer...gud luck my direct source of question murmuring ....in absentia of d right oblongata....oh nah

bigneorapz:
This what happens when u snatch seun's lover ..good for him

abeg who is dis guy with that luks like igbo......he is always everywhere and in all pics on nairaland....even beauty peagents....who is he?

sentaljohn:
The scary part is when she called out the sons...even their cousin

It is surprising oh ! I actually knw tunji n abdul, that was the shocker wen she mentioned der names......hmmmmmm life oh life...story seems real, but as d saying goes who has d right to judge?

efilefun:
Your stupidity is inbuilt, so SE own all the crude oil thats been refined in Nigeria Can you ask yourself what the country had really benefited from the previous administrations who appointed thieves to manage the sector. The last time a common man on the street felt the goodies from that sector was when we had PTF, everybody gained from it and it was an idea by this same man, now search your brain and tell me what else had been benefited from that sector ever since then

my guy its obvious that hollandis is a 1st class dumbass....abeg ignore such ignoramus....

Blatant lie by op....this was wen Jonathan was still in power..... that was jona's former ADC....he has been reposted elsewhere....a former president can't have a Col. as ADC.....(Old pics)

last time I checked ZURICH is in Switzerland and not Norway!!! @Op correct ursef of dis public mislead!!! ooooooshey!!

It is not everyone who lives in a face me i face u apartment so as to experience all these!!! sme pple live in a private residence.....

Beremx:
Was Tafawa Balewa once Nigeria's president? Last time i checked on Wikipedia,he was a prime minister.


President Muhammadu Buhari remains the first Nigeria's democratically elected president to be hosted at Blair House.

Fact!!


Wailing wailers should go and die!!

u on point ....let tanoids hear , may be dey can jump in d lake for all I care.....but wait a minute! why was'nt Jonathan hosted in d Blair house? Lack of integrity? tanoids pls answer

bright007:
Na wa ooo.....


APC still campaigning even after winning election.
..



Every time you hear we will....we shall....



when are we gonna start hearing we have/ I have?

maybe in the fullness of time

shut ur trap or use ur common sense 4once!!! ain't u ashamed of talking senselessly all d time pple making sense , you choose rush and backwardness..... mumu

Taylor86:
won't read it here

will stream it on U-tube

b4 then English language RIP,

buhari has murdered u in cold blood

beta tell dem ur inability to keep to ur campaign promises

what does a Tailor like u know' just 2sew quack wears,gossip and insult a man, President who is in a position ur father and generation can never get to.....u shld channel ur time into being smart cos u obviously the mugu + mumu + dumb one out here......grow up

merry02:
#hogwash!the DSS is just trying to justify their unconstitutional action!there is no way police or SSS ll not find something incriminating! if someone was sacked on tuesday,the Dss got got serching warrant on wed nd embarcked on the arrest on thursday,there is more to it!
**the first report indecated 9 cars bt this one is 12 cars now!which one do we believe?
**the first report indecated 3 riffles bt its 5 now!
**i think this man is a son of former emir sokoto?if yes,I don't think he acquires all his wealth from GEJ administration
**the question is is there any crime in using bulletproof car?can someone arrest Obj,babangida,theophilous Danjuma for using. Bulletproof jeeps?
Let's see the aftermath of the action anyways....the end shall justiify the means...

Sule Lamide was arrested,procecuted by law nd sentenced to prison without bail bt some Apc apologist re still under immunity,nyanko was bailed,silva was placed on bail...my advice to Buhari is to trend softly cos the same ppl prasing him today ll turn their back against him tomorrow!

not only back! even though they turn deer yansh against him ' Nothing dey happen' Nigeria must be clean by thunder by fire

Taylor86:
who send am

even if he's going to heaven i know d flight tickets won't be dat expensive

if that kind of money is finally spent on buharis fruitless visit to US

i will proudly commit suicide

pls do...mumu! am sure u believe this rumour! + is he d 1st President to make international trip?

Oildichotomy:
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correct

papoose999:
FTC..special s/o to all arsenal fans we gonna win d league ds season......d Sleepn dullard nids 2 wake up...abi e dn dey sideline PDP states

as usual, a foolish comment from a known fool......Pele tie!!! we knw u sha! we not surprised!

kodded:
dullard!nho you see ya life ?


while the president of cameroon is being pro active with the fight against boko haram you are busy sipping kunu in daura




...smh...

you are not funny! rather ur statement is stupid! learn 2type wit sense 4once in ur life.....opoho