₦airaland Forum

drnoel:
Ah well if u followed the presidential race u would have heard of those skills. Trump is someone whobwas born with a silver spoon in his mouth. In his own words he inherited hundereds of millions from his father. He is someone who refused to pay his workers, he cheated his tax, cheated his share holders. The list is long. U should educate urself about him before he talk. Plus several businesses he placed his hands in the folded and ruined people's lives.

UchaNwababa:
I told U people's Dat if Hillary win's i will Tear my Biafra Pasport.

limeta:
I want to hear from the south westerners.

Adminisher:
Very cowardly Ijaw boys. They are threatening pipelines.
Lazy, soft and spoilt with Jonathan money. U na go hear am. They are digging babies out of rubble in Syria already. God will not allow any part of Nigeria fish their babies out of the creeks but please don't dare Buhari. There are no bunkers to dig in the Niger Delta, no mountains to hide. Each town is easily cut off from the other. Let us stop deceiving each other

patriotic9jaboy:
Bro can we work together on this and let's see if we can win big. I lost 11m at weekend because zenith st Petersburg refused to win after getting 15 other predictions right on a 100 naira staked 16 games ticket. It's sad

HtwoOw:
Grow up, don't be a disappointment to your self and your parents

ramdris:
This is so heart breaking. RIP to the Rams and the Man.

Bolustic:
If it was one governor, all you'd see is his pictures on Ankara as if he owns the state.

God bless Ambode.

oyinkinola:
....you are mentally disturbed? good recovery!
I can never forgive pdp, there was a time when everybody petition those politician of their abuses of power against the people, people asked obasanjo to stop money pump to them, but who care then, they took people as non-sense, when there any ceremony in town, it was money festivity, people died, they enjoyed, shown money to people! but today you will pity them but it just the beginning of their hardship, poverty and hunger in the nation's name I pray Amen!

TimeManager:
#BBOG should by now have had a firmer faith in this govt. this govt is not in any way like the previous sit still govt incapable of her responsibilities. the protest has become one too many.
the truth has spoken!

TimeManager:
In a politically high-tensioned society, a light-heartedly intension could be mistaken as relatively disparaging by utter fanatism. Be it as it may, the government of GEJ may have come and gone, but it will always be part of our history abinitio. Meanwhile, having a sense of creativity is a democratic lincense. In the same vein, let's pick out some events, dramas, and soundbites that are capable of causing SYSTEM COLLAPSE while name them after some common diseases that may best suits.
CORRUPTION --CANCER
I HAD NO SHOES--ELEPHANTIASIS
INSECURITY--HIV
AMERICA WILL KNOW--HEART ATTACK
STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION--DIABETES
SURE P SCAM--MADCOW
LACK OF ELECTRICITY--NIGHTBLINDNESS
HOW MUCH DID NWOBODO STOLE--STROKE
DWINDLING ECONOMY--BIRDFLU
EKITIGATE--EBOLAVIRUS
SUBSIDYSCANDAL--BERIBERI
IMMIGRATIONSCANDAL--HEPATITIS
OVERBEARING MINISTERS--FIBROID
OVERBEARING WIFE--HALITOSIS
BUDGETDEFICIT--HIGHBLOOD PRESSURE
UNACCOUNTABILITY--GONORRHEA
LACK OF INFRASTRUCTURES--SLEEPING SICKNESS
DOLLAR SHARING--DENGUE FEVER.

TimeManager:
As GEJ celebrated his 58th birthday, he was narrowly heralded as the purported hero of democracy. Truth be told i was happy for his person but weep for his leadership; a disease-stricken leadership. In 2011,he STARTED with the famously catchy and persuasive expression;I HAD NO SHOES.Nigerians embraced him,gave him shoes and every other thing he could ever wanted. In 2015,Nigerians collected back their shoes, while he ENDED with a self-judgemental fact saying;I HAVE BEEN IN A CAGE. In a cage?hmm! He had been freed afterall but not without leaving us with some disease-like memories such as:
CORRUPTION-- CANCER
INSECURITY-- HIV
SURE P SCAM-- MADCOW
BUDGET DEFICIT-- HIGHBLOOD PRESSURE
UNACCOUNTABILITY-- GONORRHEA
DWINDLING ECONOMY-- BIRDFLU
IMMIGRATIONSCAM-- HEPATITIS
LACK OF ELECTRICITY-- NIGHTBLINDNESS
HUGE NATIONAL DEBT-- DOWN SYNDROME
EKITI GATE-- EBOLAVIRUS
STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION-- DIABETES
INEPT CONTRACT SIGNINGS-- SLEEPING SICKNESS.
You Feel Add Join

Buhari--AFONJANUITIS
Buhari govt-- SUFFERING AND SMILING AFONJA ZOMBIETITIS.

TimeManager:
Afonja towncrier.Afonja had frustrated ojukwu's life so much so that he had become well popular among igbos than ojukwu.
kiss the truth!

RainboAfricana:
LETTER TO THE SENSELESS CHRISTIANS - Ishaku Abdul'rahman Mohammed

Ishaku Abdul'rahman Mohammed now a Christian wrote this Letter to the senseless Christians to begin to use their brains.From what I see today in Nigeria I am very certain that Muslims would not need to use a violent jihad to islamize Nigeria. CHRISTIANS themselves will be used by Muslims to islamize Nigeria. Afterwards the Muslims will turn against the Christians that helped them. These are the type Muslims call the useful idiots.

Just ask yourself how Muslim nations became Islamic nations? Is there any record of them doing evangelical work? Did they tell people about how wonderful their prophet Mohammed is? How he raped women? How he beheaded nine hundred Jews in one day? How he had sex with a nine year old girl? How he was demon possessed for one year? How he could not perform a miracle? How he is a prophet without a prophecy? How he sold slaves for weapons of war?

If MUSLIMS did not do evangelism how come there are 58 nations of the world Who say they are ISLAMIC countries? Including countries that used to be Christian countries.
They used greedy pastors and stupid Christians. The ones they call the USEFUL IDIOTS. The Bible says, when men slept. These same CHRISTIANS were the ones that told us the elections had nothing to do with religion.

***News flash! Buhari just registered Nigeria in the Islamic coalition against terrorism led by Saudi Arabia. The very same Saudi Arabia that is the chief sponsor of Islamic terrorism.

***Newsflash! The first major conference buhari would bring to Nigeria is the INTERNATIONAL ISLAMIC CONFERENCE . A conference that pastor vice president cannot attend. While 'clueless' GEJ was convening INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC CONFERENCE at a time of plenty Buhari is convening ISLAMIC CONFERENCE at a time of economic crisis. Now you see where his priority lies.

***Newsflash! Muslims are now using El Rufai Kaduna as a test case to see how they can stop CHRISTIANS from preaching the gospel not even for you to listen to a gospel message in your car. Who knows they may even ban gospel music.

***Newsflash! Other northern states are copying Mr El Rufai's law.
***Newsflash! Fulani herdsmen are sacking Christian villages in the north.

***Newsflash! Ambode sealed over twenty churches in Lagos for noise pollution. Not one Allah Akbar morning yelling mosque was sealed. Ambode is supposed to be a Christian remember? What do Muslims call them again? Something like useful Idiots.

***Newsflash! The chapel at Aso Rock has been shut down and guess who had to explain to CHRISTIANS? Yeah our very own Pastor vice president. Again, another major very useful Idiot Who they used to get the Christian votes.

***Newsflash! The only minister to have died under Buhari happens to be a Christian Apologist. I mean a strong defender of the gospel of Jesus. Somehow all the safety features in the car suddenly stopped working. Not one airbag deployed. Remember this is a federal minister riding in a very expensive car fitted with the best safety features. Did I also mention that the driver did not die? He was strong enough to pull out the body of the minister. Issokay.
I hear many Christians say it is impossible to islamize Nigeria. Question is, If they try it today will you pick up arms? What are you doing to make sure it does not happen? Posted just as I received.

***Newsflash! A bill to have grazing land all over nigeria sent by the govt has just passed the second reading and there is every possibity that the bill will pass as most southern christian legislators has been compromised. Get ready for Fulani muslim communities to be established in our christian communities. Between christians and muslims who is likelyl change his or her religion, the christians because we are not strong in faith and it is a dead sentence for a muslim to change to christian or any other religion.

Many christians will be lured with money to change to muslim and by boyfriend girl friend and inter marreige. Remember, the project is being sponsored by Saudi Arabia and Nigeria govt therefore, money to convert christians to muslim will not be a problem. Please don't tell me you can never be lured with money. It has already started in Imo state.So we must PRAY NOW.......SEND TO MANY CHRISTIANS ALL OVER THE NATION TO LIFT UP HOLY HANDS......IT IS URGENT. TAKE IT SERIOUS MY BRETHREN PLS. Heaven is a witness u received this message.
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