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MissTechy:
Sigh

Stressed out already ?We've not started man! please send 'Miss Techy' to 08077914505. I can't access my mail at the moment! please don't quote this ,reasons are quite obvious! Thank you!

MissTechy:
Lol, apparently I did that since

Dont bother....Just ignore it!

MissTechy:
Lol, apparently I did that since

Please resend it...I cant find it....or..It didn't deliver!

MissTechy:
Lol seen.

Stop lolling and reply via e-mail... thank you!

MissTechy:
Lol what are you interested in?

Ok........... I wan to propose a business...
I shall unveil my proposal the moment you reply or quote this ... (via e-mail though). If you are ready, I am ready.

I like / appreciate girls that are 'techy' by nature! Girls that are interested in what I'm interested in! Don't kno if you're interested in what I'm interested in at the moment

Oguguah:
Ordinary FRSC, Give a Nigerian a little power, and he makes himself a god. The academy you went to for the interview is in my village, and I'm just wondering whether they will also be intimidating my villagers. I kicked against it when it was coming, but nobody cared to listen.

They were not 'ordinary' that day .
At the slightest provocation, they will pull off their belts and threaten to use it on us!
They asked too many people to frog jump.
They asked many persons to lie face down- to lie down flat on the ground.
They verbally insulted most of us.
Note: All these were not part if the physical test, it was more like some sort of 'punishment' for one flimsy excuse they seem to always have handy.
That day was something else! At a point, I could do was 'laugh' ! LOL!!!

yinchar:
See a typical Nigerian mumu...smh

She no b mumu, just a function of 'suffering and smiling' ...U remember The Legendary Fela?

Zuria:
Eiyah...its sad

But on a lighter note probably there's something about your look / face or you probably offended your village deity

Nne, there's nothing 'light' or 'lighter' about this very 'note'. Whether I look(ed) like a pastor or like a hardened criminal, I should be judged by a court of competent jurisdiction, based on the content of my character i.e based on what I've actually done. It shouldn't matter even if I look like my village deity. Kapish

naira0:
Later on, the FRSC officers devised strategies and forcefully pushed us out of the compound. I was the first casualty of this unfair treatment as FRSC officials treated me like a complete tout. After a little protest, I acted the gentleman and quietly left the compound. I was outside when I saw others who had been physically harassed, and a few others taken to their cell, by FRSC officers probably acting on their own authority, doing .

Boss, do you remember the guy that was assaulted by more than 7 FRSC officials? He was slapped and kicked, punched and they almost used a 2*2 plank on him?

www.nairaland.com/2203394/brutality-uniformed-men

Boss, do you remember the guy that was assaulted by more than 7 FRSC officials? He was slapped and kicked, punched and they almost used a 2*2 plank on him?

I went to the nearest police station , after 4 hours.of. thought insulting questions, they asked me to buy fuel for their hillux and pay some monies before they will go after the mopols! It was obvious they weren't ready to work, I declined to pay, and they almost repeated what those mopols did to ME!

This is the second time I have been unjustly brutalized by men in uniform (Mobile police and FRSC ) . First ,I was beaten and asked to JUMP into a gutter and swim, I refused, they kicked me with their boots and forcefully submerged my entire body into the stagnant gutter in broad day light at artillery junction in port - harcourt, Rivers state. Note: my offence was that I was at my uncle's place, and it seemed that they had some disagreement with my uncle! Obviously, I was at the wrong place at the wrong time!

I went to Udi in Enugu state (FRSC Academy ) to honour an interview invitation by FAAN. After spending more than 36 hours waiting for my turn to be interviewed, some FRSC officials came with some announcement: "If you know you didn't score 70 and above in the online assessment test, LEAVE!" before this announcement, , news has already filtered in that the interviewers are tired likewise the FRSC officials and their order was to discharge as many applicants as possible. Someone in the crowd (an applicant ) asked if he can ask a question, that was when hell was let loosed! FRSC officials started ranting, who are you asking questions? who is the person? and they randomly picked on me. They slapped me like a common thief. One of them brought a 2*2 wood to use on me, luckily, he didn't use it. And guess what? It was an elderly woman old enough to be my mother that ordered this massive harassment!

Well, at the moment, I don't have the resources to pursue this harassment to a logical conclusion. but, ka Chineke mezie okwu!

God!... you're talented!
Lord God, please ...show me my own talent! I know I have one .. Please lord,help me find it! I pray for grace, for enlightenment. Amen!

Lol... When I see photos of political rallies, I can't.help but wonder what's in it for the teeming young population that are always at the forefront of these rallies! Following politicians around wouldn't fetch you any real deal, simply because they can't carry everyone along. You keep deceiving your self that you might just get lucky! but guess wat? YOU COULD DIE IN ACTION, AND THEY WOULDN'T EVEN BE AT YOUR FUNERAL! At the end of the day, It's a function of priority, a question of one's value chain and system! It's not always about money, you might just want to put your self respect, dignity and personal security in proper perspective! Politicians don't have permanent enemies, the only thing that is kinda permanent with them is their selfish interest! At the end of it all OP, don't hate the game, hate the players, politics will most definitely outlive you and I! Shalom!!!

eduxerxes:
Yea, I know the institute. I taught there b4 I went for my nysc back in 2010. They really cool. Its REAL. Moreover, the address is also real but considering remuneration, they don't offer that much. 15k or less depending on what u've got upstairs to offer their students.

Thank you sir! It's really helpful!

You are invited for an interview @ Supreme Computer Institute, 47 Okigwe Road, Owerri, by Civil Defence Junction. Date: Mon, 16 March, 2015
Time: 9 AM.

Good afternoon , I Am requesting for information about this institute to help a friend make a decision whether to attend the interview or not. He can't remember when he applied, he's not in Imo state and he wants to know if they're real and all that. Please, if you know this area (address) and the institute, Please kindly drop a comment or two! Thank you!

Ask im fellow girls... no ask 'guys'... Just kidding o! garrit?

methyl:
for those of us that are scheduled for 9-10am can I still do it past 10 if am unable to do it between 9-10 because of environmental and their is no light on my laptop.

Are you in PH?
I'd help out!

He keeps referring to Linda as a 'kid'... Very funny!

AltarBoy1:
GOD PLEASE HELP ME.

Am not being philosophical.
But all you require in life, God has already given you!

Job hunting could become a 'job' (without income but full of expenditures) on its own if not handled properly. Exclusive job hunting is very dangerous!

That angel (baby) could be your saving grace! She deserves your love! It ain't your fault or the baby's. Love and cherish her! Don't loose hope! You need to be strong for your sibling and your baby! They need your strength more than ever now! I could also help in My own little way if I can verify your story. Stay strong sis!

MissSlimbody:
Na the cake u wan marry?

You deh mind them?
na d efforts them suppose appreciate!

Politics and Politicians
Jonathan will (one day) be pictured in a warm embrace with Amaechi
Amaechi will reconcile and reload to his first love, PDP
Buhari will definitely wine and dine with Jonathan
Jonathan and Obasanjo will be locked in a room enjoying and discussing all the brouhaha (The press will call it a closed door meeting)
Okupe might defect to any opposition party of his choice (He will claim that the devil led him to work for the pdp) to pursue his political ambition
Lai Mohamed might become an ambassador under another political party other than APC

Societal Strife
Some siblings would not talk to each other for a long time
Poor, jobless youths would loose their lives via self inflicted means
Some Local champions would be banished from/by their respective communities
Some innocents would be caught in the cross fire, their cars would be vandalized, houses torched etc

Small and medium scale businesses
Some business men and women might loose their source of lively hood
Some would be greatly favoured, sales would increase and heavy profits made

e-fighting
Many e-warriors will regret supporting whom they are supporting now
Many e-warriors would make substantial enemies for life
Many will regret ever participating in the election process
Many e-warriors would not vote
Many e-warriors don't even have PVCs

INEC and Jega
INEC would claim they have done a fantastic job
Jega will continue as the INEC chair irrespective of the outcome of the polls
There will major shake up at INEC.....Staffs would be fingered for electoral offense

Corp members
Some corp members would be harassed (A question of Manner of approach)
Some will eventually not show up for the exercise for fear of the unknown
LongThroat will catapult many of them into serious mess

The political Elites
They dont want Nigeria divided, they stand to loose a lot.
They are our real enemies
Obasanjo, Jonathan, Amaechi, Tinubu, Buhari and co do not have the country at heart, they are there for their own personal goals
Most of their family members are outta the country (If I can, I would do same for my family)

Opposition Politics
It is the job of the opposition party to oppose all(most) what the incumbents are up to
If PDP relegate to division 'b', they will do everything that APC are doing and add jara sef
Dont pity these politicians, they are all same in character, they all promise and never deliver

Jonathan
He would accept the result of the polls in good faith, although, pdp has the right not to accept it
He would assume a different light if he wins ---mean and down to earth
Corruption would continue to flourish
Freedom of the press --to a degree at least

Buhari
Buhari and his team would want to tumble the country if he looses
If he wins, corruption will take a different light, downward but very dangerous
Few persons would assume the role of a demi-god in the country
Buhari shall live, discard the death wishes, na God deh give life.

Funny
But its true na

No drinking, no smoking, no fighting , no womanizing and everyone thinks you're a weakling!!! Whew!!! But y

Let me not judge a book by its cover...
Following....

mainman7:
She really tried. Most igbo girls starts prostituting from age 5. So, for her to have waited till 13 makes her a record breaker in igbo land. I'm so pround of Yoruba Girls, with their sweet big yansh, they still have the highest % of Virgins in the Country. Even the recent survey about tribe with highest % of couples that marry as Virgins shows Yorubas Girls as leading.
***Proudly Yoruba***

Shatap please! Speak for yourself (alone)! You can't vouch for your siblings sef! Not to talk of the entire Yoruba girls! Man know thyself!

No company / Organization name?
Moreover, the message looks very shabby and very fake.
It's 70% MLM, GNLD ETCETERA...
If Na me, I won't go!
But u have to b sure! Go and confirm. Go with only your transportation fare to avoid being tempted!

With faith, you can move mountains!
Bros, I must commend your 'faith' o!