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lightblazingnow:
Here if you missed it:https://www.nairaland.com/3803379/why-dont-like-nigerians-robert


First of all I think and I know that most learned folks in the united states including president trump wouldn't buy the thoughts and experiences of Roberts Lindsay's Assessments​ about Nigerians, which is anchored in recent maybe fall out with one out of permit me to say billions of Nigerians which is scattered all over the whole planet. Thank God I am a Nigerian. You may not know how fortunate enough I am to come from this unique and diverse ethnic variety state called naija.

Back to Roberts Lindsay's Assessment, someone who is a great example of how super smart people can suck at math and not do well on the SAT. He writes:

Yes, I have a genius IQ (over 140) but I have never, I mean never been good at math, especially higher math. And that means algebra and geometry. All of my family except my Dad have or had genius IQ’s, and we are all awful at math. I barely got through Algebra in high school, and I sucked at geometry. My math scores were so poor that they kept me out of the UC system, much to my father’s dismay and anger as he wanted to me to go to UCLA. My sister barely got through Statistics to get her social sciences degree. My SAT scores are not even that great.
According to Lindsay, his 140+ IQ is well authenticated, having been obtained on both the WISC and the WAIS-R (the Wechsler scales are probably the best IQ tests in existence, having g loadings of 0.9+). And you can tell he’s extremely bright because he can write very long interesting posts about many different kinds of topics from psychology, to anthropology to politics. He just knows so much about so much, and general knowledge is one of the strongest signs of IQ. He even looks intelligent with the glasses (myopia is genetically linked to IQ) and the pale skin.

Not only is his IQ extremely high, but it’s extremely lopsided with his social IQ > logic IQ. This is a pattern you see more often in women and blacks than in white or Mongoloid men, and I believe it’s a throwback to a more primitive stage of evolution when humans were more sexual and schizophrenic; less nerdy and autistic. A commenter here felt that Lindsay and I are kind of opposites on this spectrum I describe.

So even though Lindsay wears glasses (a nerdy trait), he has dated many women and is hyper aware of the signals they are sending him. One problem with a high social IQ is having such a strong Theory of Mind makes one perceive minds even where they don’t exist, putting one at risk for believing in God, ghosts, UFOs and Sasquatch, and indeed Lindsay’s blog posts about Bigfoot are wildly popular.

I saw firsthand how acute Lindsay’s social IQ can be when he banned from his blog for so-called “right-wing politics”. This was before I was famous of course. No one would dare ban me now. At the time I decided to sneak back onto his blog pretending to be an old lady. Lindsay immediately saw through the ruse. “NO WAY IS THAT GUY A WOMAN!” he screamed. “NOT IN ANY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


And so after the super IQ which is a whooping 140+, it's unbelievably strange he still can't recognise that evil and good people are universal and not associated only to Nigerians alone. My people I am talking to the humble and hardworking, the good ones, don't allow any stranger make you feel bad of your home. Home is beautiful and there is no where like home where you are first citizen. I never said there are no bad people in Nigeria, not. There are. As there are also everywhere of man territory after the fall of man and the rise of the Prince of the world, Lucifer. Thank God he is judged now.


I am warning Blogger Lindsay Robert to as a matter of national importance withdraw such outdated assessment and out of course saying forth with. And I am using this medium to ask the appropriate authority to as matter of national image laundering to compel Robert Lindsay to issue an apology to us the good Nigerians. There is only one teacher who came down from heaven sent by our master CHRIST JESUS, the Holy Spirit. The Spirit of truth, who is giving birth to good men all over the whole world. I don't believe Robert Lindsay have met this person, if not he would have removed the darkness in him so that he can be able to see that the whole world is a global village. And that evil has been and will be until men learn how not to yield to evil thought​ and present their bodies a living sacrifice to the Holy Spirit to build them up for the work of love which is the greatest.


We match on..........

prinsam30:
bros, ko n se beye Ke, settle down and read the content again

prinsam30:
I met this young vibrant, pretty, fair in complexion and charming lady sometimes in January this year, second week precisely, she's a nurse in one of these private hospitals around my work place, very loving and caring lady.

Please guys I want you to take your time and read to the end, please pardon my use of English, thank you.

My story goes like this, I was away from office for like 7months of last year 2016 on a special assignment, I returned to the office after my assignment early January 2017 and I was accelerated to the next level, this acceleration gave me the opportunity to use the facilities of a private hospital located in the area as ours, and be attended to speedily as a core member of the organization.

This hospital is where my organization goes for medical check ups and other health related issues and it was this same hospital I met this beautiful lady, her name is Rebecca and she's 26.

I started liking this lady ever since I set my eyes on her, this very lady is every man's wish to have as a life partner "I for upload her picture but I dey fear make she no com be one of these nairalanders MOD",

I asked around within the office about her but the response I got was not encouraging at all, I took my time, made friends with some of the staff of the hospital just to inquire about this very lady, all they told me was "bros this girl pass ur power oooo" one of my superiors in the office with all his money and ego, tried this very lady out but failed woefully, "as in eh, the girl no send anybody at all" life just tire me but one thing so special about me is that, if I want something I go all out to get it.

So, on a very good day, I summoned up courage, walked up to this lady at the counter, greeted her with a smile on my face and she innocently responded with that kind of acceptance smiling, I asked her if she has seen my face around and she warmly said, "are you not Sam? " wow! Within me there was a burning fire erupting like the Volcanoes, to cut the long story short, she accepted my proposal and we started dating "Pls don't ask me how I did it" but if you really wanna know just inbox me. Lol

At the beginning of the relationship, she told me, two guys are in her life already, one of the guys is a student presently and they grew up together in the same locality while the other one works at the local government secretariat which she met about three years ago and she asked if I can cope with been the third guy, and I gladly accepted. "na who no like better thing"

Around March I went for a one month course, during that period she has missed me so much, I came back first week of April, she invited me to her house, that was the first time of visiting her house and she has never been to my place, I spent the weekend in her place but we never got down, of cause, I tried to, you know but she declined, saying not yet time but later promised that if she visits me, we shall get down.

This has never happened to me before because my first date always ends up getting down.

On that fateful day, she came to my house but to my greatest surprise after a very long fuckplay and touchtouch, she still don't let me do, I said baby what's the problem, this is the second time refusing me of this thing, she replied and said, why am I in so much rush to have it? I was like WTF.

I tried forcing myself through and she said if I succeeded in penetrating her, she will quit the relationship "na for there I give up" and ever since that time we've been visiting each other without touching, kissing and smooching.

Just last two weeks, she started touching me, lying on my body and all that "but I bone her like say I no sabi wetin dey shele "
Last week thursday she visited me and told me she will be on three day off duty and she will like to use that opportunity in visiting her parents which I obliged to, during her visit that Thursday, we had a little quarrel which resulted in me reminding her of how she was giving it to her so called boyfriends and depriving me of that same thing, she was surprised.

I can see the guilt in her face, because I noticed whenever we are together, she doesn't want me to receive a female phone call even if na my mother dey call me and she doesn't want to have that feeling that I'm cheating on her.

We don fight like 5 times because of these issues, as in eh she doesn't want me to fvck around and you know, body no be firewood, at the end sha, we kissed, romanced and still never get down.

After spending the off days with her parents, she resumed work on Monday, we never talked because her phone number was not reachable.

Today been Wednesday, her number finally goes through and she promised she will pay me a visit after she closed from work.

15mins to 5 o'clock I heard someone knocking on my door, I opened the door, alas! She was the one, she cooked, we ate and did some rough play, all this while I never asked for sex and she never either.

she was about to take her leave then she saw a lady's wallet on my computer desk and this wallet belongs to one of my colleagues who visited me with his babe last night and I forgot to take the wallet back to him for his babe at work today, so she was furious and started nagging, to my greatest surprise, what this lady will tell me at the end of her nagging was.

"so you are cheating on me, good, God don catch you today and you have the right to be fucking all these girls and be forgetting their wallet abi? No wonder each time I come visiting, you will only be kissing me, you don't let me to feel you, na kissing I go chop? "

Hearing those words from her I was speechless, this lady actually wants me to fvck her, see me see wahala oooo, I no even sabi wetin I go talk sef or do, because she left angrily without letting me seeing her off, even the match wey I dey watch don comot for my mind.

Please nairalanders what should I do, knowing fully well that, she has deprived me of this same sex since inception, am confused right now. I really need to get down with this lady but don't know how to go about it.

Guys Pls I need your contribution, advise, suggestion whatever abeg, no abuse oooo

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konjinus:
I notise some girls are chip but dey go dey form hard to get sha but I know how I get dem anytime even my nebur de call me badoo for babe cos they repot 24/7 for kaban actualy u just wait til u see green sign for their body before u nid money sha like me I sabi tose babe wella das why my guyz fear me I nack babe widin 2day of tossin u jus gas know their code

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geebril:
If Mbappe go Arsenal, he go break all these records...

overdrive:
kindly throw more light on the wheel barrow style pls.

janefrancisca:
Bleeping like a porn star will never stop him from cheating around if he wants to. Why didn't the husband made his sexual preference of anal sex known to the wife while they were still dating? All of a sudden he wants anal. As a husband, he is okay with his wife bleeding from the anus just becos of his lust for anal. God help us...shebi na marriage. Biko people planning to get married, go for ur type o. if u are a conservative and shy person, go for someone who appreciates u that way and if u are a fun loving and carefree person, Biko find ur type. Not tomorrow u will be expecting ur conservative husband or wife to be giving u shaolin soccer skills on the bed knowing fully well say na "shy" person u marry

igbsam:
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! Make una no vex na. See mentions o!

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Smellymouth:
Chairman of Oloshos Association.. Double Tua!!!

Orikinla:
Please, except you have the experience of dating girls and women of the major tribes from the four geographical regions in Nigeria before you got married, don't comment.

From various experiences in relationship and marriage and surveys on sexual behaviour among Nigerians, Igbo girlfriends and wives have been found to be more faithful than others and less promiscuous.

nellyelitz:
pass me the weed

Awolumote:
I have to open this account sharply to express my self. I 'm an handsome dude and irresistible to ladies (married women inclusive) But the main challenge is that this young woman has been disturbing me. A colleague at work, we bleep like three time, but she ha been requesting for money on account that she want to flush her system in order not to get pregnant. Even saying i may pay more if is not urgent because abortion may be expensive. The funny thing is that she will still call me later to have another round of sex because she always enjoy our moment together. Me I can't resist her because she is like-able and so beautiful. Help me no abuse please non-married stay off because your opinion may be non-consistent

naughtyboy7:
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henrylowe:
I'm yet to come across a guy on Nairaland that will be so honest about admitting his laziness in bed.. All of them come here to boast about being badoos in bed even when situation doesn't warrant. They come here to brag about how easy they find it to comb ladies

Have you ever noticed this too?

mbv90:
Bro 6inches is even too good from 5inches is good

mbv90:
I'm a young man in my late 20s, handsome and working, I have everything I want but I have a joystick of 3.75 inches fully erect. When flaccid you don't wanna know. To the extent that I don't even bath with other guys while I was in hostel cos I will feel to ashamed , the size is appalling, because of this I have never had the boldness to have sex because of the fear of rejection, I tried going to an olosho and the olosho was just looking at me like...whats this thing! I have been contemplating on joystick enlargement pills but I am too scared of the side effects. I tried the jelqing exercise I read up online but I can't see any improvements yet. Please Nairalanders I need your advice and help this is killing me internally. Thanks