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feelgoodInc:
Ever approached a girl in the streets, got her number and then called her and invited her to come meet you and when they come to meet you, they come along with one of their good friends.When you ask them, why did they bring their friend (or friends), they tell you ''well i just met you, i thought i should bring my friend along so i feel safe'' (b*** please).
has this happened to anyone before?
did I invite her friend?.

CORRECTION: WHY DO HUNGRY GIRLS BRING THEIR FRIENDS TO DATES

I dey cry for ,OP, my guy your girlfriend dey collect kondo left and right , and you dey form gentleman, nobody foolish reach op, kia , dis girl na to dey nack her back to back , plus you nor fit reach your girl for one week , op, sko sko dey your head

diva90:
Not as stupid as you are! If you don't have any thing wise to say then shut up!

your reply is as weak as cold dodo .

diva90:
I was expecting to read something more serious ... if that's enough reason for your cousin to call off his wedding, then he never loved that girl in the first place.

this is the most stupid comment I have ever read on nairaland, believe me honestly.

Good evening my fellow nairalanders, I am very jobless for today and tommorow, The chairman's daughter wedding is this week and the office is highly involved. So I just wanna ask you guys, how does your girlfriend tell you she wants sex .
My girlfriend has 3 ways to tell me she usually uses
1: I WANT TO SLEEP
what my girlfriend really means is give me good sex that will male me pass out after you are done.
2: SHE PLAYS WITH " THE WOOD"
she uses this when we are quarreling but nobody want to apologize to the other, as she plays with the "WOOD" she makes it strong and then mounts it, na there fight take finish
3: SHE MAKES ME REST INBETWEEN HER "V"
this is usually when we are watching a movie and she wants to get my attention.
Pls add urs
Lalasticlala
Seun
Royalroy
Mynd44
Vickiz
Smellymouth
Obontami

Op, Your girl is a stupid cheat, I hate cheats ,be I started dating my current. Gf , I told her if she dares cheat on me I will delete her from my life in less than 30 seconds

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR CHEATING, IF YOU CATCH YOUR PATNER CHEATING AND YOU FORGIVE THE INDIVIDUAL, THERE IS A 99% CHANCE THAT THE PERSON WILL CHEAT AGAIN , NEVER FORGIVE A CHEAT, BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER TRUST THE PERSON , EVEN THE TRUTH WILL SEEM LIKE LIES AND THATS WHERE RELATIONSHIP BREAKS.

Varys:
see you guys in champions league

mofo

chellllshhhhitttttttt how market?

COMMON SENSE

U sef

Pogbaaaaaaa werey oshi

Is this ajax or Barcelona cause man utd defence don't open pass olosho leg oo

I laugh at people who say she will use it against you, and other stuff , you guys are obviously in the wrong relationship, my girlfriend knows everything about me and I know everything about her, in fact she can accurately guess my thought and I can also guess hers, that tells you the kind of sync we have, whenever I fall sick she too becomes sick . let me tell you a story, my girlfriends friend who I know liked me tried to seduce me one time in fact, she even tried to lie to me that my girlfriend is a theif,lier and prostitute just to date me , I just laughed in my mind, she even came to my house to tell me then me and my girl set a trap for her, lo and behold this girl came as early as 6am to spend the night with me, she started her blasphemy na so my girl jump commout from wardrobe and beat her lieng ass silly, she left in shame. PS:I deflowered my gf.
If I was an angry bf without reasoning and didn't know things about her na so I for accept.

Desyner:
Sorry bros. That's how they (politicians) roll.

that's why I hate them.

NCAN OGUN STATE , ahhh attack attack!! I repeat fire at will they are all DEVELOPERS!!!

Lol, broke girls dress the finest ,they want to attract customers , whenever I see a girl and converse with her, I can easily tell the kind of person she is .

coolestchris:
[color=Red] someone is saying am broke, I guess she thinks I will say I got 18 million [/color]

hahahahahaa shading aye

Haaaa ALMAJIRI , THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER FROM THE Igbos

eldeens:
If u doubt it then dont bother.
And if u have any candidate i can help him just inbox me. I will tell u who i am and what i can do .

see this mumu , I be like gboswo for ur eye, may thunder locate your and the idiots in your loci.

This is why I advise all Nigerian men to do DNA test for their children, saves you a lot of time ,stress and money.

The cashier be wan jonze you.

It is very pathetic how some avengers of infinix come here to did fend their faulty products.

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another one.

This can never happen in DEVELOPING states