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Welcomme:
So DNA test don turn to Blood group or genotype wey ur friend go do for person free abi? Continue with your lies. I am sure u made up this story and u are not a doctor. DNA is not blood group or genotype that one does for free..Bloody lair!

please read my write up again
1 I am not the doctor , the last friend is
2 My doctor friend is successful and the price of a DNA test for his childhood friend wouldn't be a problem
3 I am not a liar, just advice me because if anything happens to him , i will be held responsible

Ishilove:
Seriously. I thought I was the only one who noticed the story is as a fake as Kim Kardashian's oversized buttocks.

ishilove, you of all people , I never expected you to be this insensitive to someone's plight.

Pidgin2:
Why do you want to cause problems in people's homes with this made up story?

I Dont want to cause any problem, I just need a way to stop him from this, he didn't sleep yesterday night, he kept staring at the wall.

xendra:
And these are the fathers that will advice you

they are being followed by numerous individuals,their attention can bring forth reasonable advice.thank you

Four days ago ,me and my two married friends were relaxing after playing football. We were making jokes about women and my friend who is a banker said he trust his wife ,and me and the other friend who is a doctor, laughed at him and the doctor told him that majority of the children who are born into a family ,aren't not the fathers biological product and he has out of curiosity, carried out private tests on many of his clients and their wards who he treats and see that they Dont own the kids but due to the ethics of his job, he cannot tell them unless he is asked to carry out the test,my banker friend disapproved and said he knows his kids two boys and a girl are his, My doctor friend said he will do a DNA test for them for free and he should just tell the kids mother ,he wants to take them on am outing.My banker friend took them to the doctors hospital where it was confirmed that only his daughter was his biological child,my banker friend thought it was a joke and also did the test elsewhere, the result was same. Right now my banker friend is confused and has refused to go home,his family is looking for him,he has been drinking since morning ,his family asked me where he is but I can't tell them.because he told me not to,he just shares at the wall and drink, please advice me on what to do.
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Tosyne2much
Vickiz
Seun
Ishilove.

henro4niger:
Age for women is not just a number. I know because my girl whom I love like mad and who I'm sure loves me so much is 2yrs older than me.OP, the best thing to do is to tell her your real age. If she truly love you, then she will love you more for coming clean and that's the foundation of truth you're laying. As for me and my girl, I keep on reminding her by my actions that I am more than capable of handling her. But the age factor always make her feel like 'if this relationship ends, this guy has nothing to loose and I have everything to loose'. If you can handle those thoughts feel free to move on with the relationship. To add, dating an older person has been the best for me in all ramifications .

like my girl too , 2 years older, I swear she changed my life ,dating an older lady is the best, like having a mini mummy.

She says :I LOVE YOUR DÍCK

MhizTenderly:
This is not good for the economy.


One is unemployed and he is busy overpopulating the country and increasing poverty rate in the country.


Well I won't blame them, even nairaland celebrates couples with 10children as if its an achievement, not knowing that they are overpopulating the country.

the truth

Like my ex girlfriend,she can't cook, d day i told her that if she dosent cook,it is over , she went into the kitchen,for almost 2hours I nor hear scent of food , na so I go , I met her looking at the ingredients like the blacks did when the whites gave them mirrors, I just shake my head waka commit, she con dey beg na so me too go on my knees start to dey beg am say I nor fit again.

realestniggah:


Yesterday massive rape is of arsenal is about to be repeated

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/scbu.gif

f you

Mobdro offline

Wow beside whoever purchase an injoo phone, you will regret your purchase.

I just set laugh all these cultist, police was enter una life so

I DONT BLAME YOU,I BLAME YOUR IGNORANT WIFE, IF YOU MARRY A MUSLIM WHO HAS A PATERNAL HISTORY OF POLYGAMY, IT MEANS YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE.FACT THAT HE IS GOING TO TAKE ANOTHER WIFE AFTER YOU,I CANT SCOLD YOU FOR CARRYING OUT YOUR RIGHTS IN THE CONSTRAINS OF YOUR RELIGION, BUT IF ANYTHING, TAKE TO HEART THE ECONOMIC CONDITION OF NIGERIA,THE POSSIBILITY OF HATRED BETWEEN WIFE AND CHILD NEGLECT WHICH IS VERY COMMON IN YOUR RELIGION.

See all these girls wet dey form for some guys nor even know am , smhhhhh

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crestedaguiyi:
couple made in hell.

just like some afonjas, this biafrans have brought shame to the rest of us.

i am however not surprised because they live in the south west. most of the biafrans who have brought shame and disrepute to other biafrans are those who live and do business in the south west. the reason is simple: bad company spoilet good manners .

sincerely, your cannot reap from you they should instead count their investment as a loss

Glocee:
Please go and ask that your friend's sister the Exam she is writing because the WAEC I know started on the third.

abi oooo,e be lyk say DAT girl go dey chop banana for somewhere

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Yeba baba

FvckShiT:
there's no fúçking fúture,just keep fúçking her bro

keep fúçkiñg her

simple truth

centboy123456:
u

and u

centboy123456:
I think God am not a Nigeria am a biafra man

that's even worse

I remember a day like DAT when I was 18yrs, I visited bar, she was alone do I felt free.put my leg on the table only for the father to walk through the door and rush me like flash with a thunderous slap,THAT SLAP IS STILL THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE, ANYTIME I REMEMBER IT TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES,kia.

Dem don kill this one.

Nebuchadnezar:
why always afonja?
Bloody lazy cone head bastards

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tosyne2much:
Nobody holy pass

keep defending illiteracy, because it is affiliated with an educational institution, it doesn't help you in any way it just shows that you sentimentally bias.

tosyne2much:
If you actually believe this piece of bullshiit scripted and written by a random blogger just to mock and belittle polytechnic graduates, then you're not in any way better than the accused person cos you self dey suffer from "gullibility"

This is too fake to be real nah.. Even if someone is grammatically deficient, no be like this e dey be nah

#Nonsense#

I have seen graduates who ask little kids to spell words for them.

nwaonyeze001:
Guy......Y?
First and foremost.......she is a gf, not a wife,
Secondly...........there are some people you will relate this issue to and the next thing will b a resounding slap on your face.......probably to reset your brain
What are you even saying?....... you dont need any advise here, sit down and think with your brain not your third leg


Think about this.......that kind of girl, can she be your wife

the guy @chybidinho is lucky not to be my friend because to God if you finish this story without five slaps then I am a bastard.

Were you confused when you were inserting your penis into her vagina?

I love dating older ladies in fact ,I am dating one presently, its much more easier and stress free unlike these girls below your age that will wanna. killcu with stress, mhenn d sex is lit.