₦airaland Forum

toposi4naija:
The Wife is merely protectinq her Valuables......

Why one idiot is planning to cheat on her partner......for not havinq Six packs....

Girls and madness......these deaz ehn.....

luvu2

hmmm,Kenya's competition son show @ Zimbabwe

azeecoboy:
I slept again but the dream refused to pop up ohh

jesuuuuuu,owó oooooooooo,owó lo.hayyy.

azeecoboy:
Thank God...
Buhari appointed the right man,he is a man of integrity and discipline,I hope and pray he perform beyond expections as he is now the head of JAMB...

MEANWHILE

Yesterday was the saddest day in my life.I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about herstolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying.. I was also downloading something with my phone at that same time.. Immediatelyshe saw my phone she told the crowd that's her phone with me. For a moment icouldn't even open my mouth, i was so confused. she held me and slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat meup. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came to the scene.. He asked what was going onand I explained with tears all over my face. He sent me to the police stationtogether with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She calledand a girl picked and told the woman it was her daughter. The girl told thewoman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town. I even cried more and more because I had already been disgraced. The policeman told the woman to settle mewith some money. The woman pulled 5 million nairaout of her bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so i just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate.

you be arìndìn,when you for collect the. money.

awon yeeebos non I,e no go pass them I no need to check

tosyne2much Vickiz optional seun wristbangle #support9ja.

msmith247:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djyphfJOvRk

celebrate now and weep later.relegation loading.

ohhh my the man.is innocent, it happens to me in whatsapp groups,auto download.have to delete unsolicited images every night. the man just received slap for nothing, very painful.I sha know my self if any woman slap me ,u better know. how to fight WWE because I go dislocate. all your bone .I don talk my own.

omo ni vardy,

op ,do. you have a job,a place to live in ,do you have a car ,do you have a bank account to start a family, if no my friend go and get busy with your life.

onila:
arent they poor young women ard for them to sleep with

i hrd they r some prostitutes in poor areas who offer for small amt compared to the rich prostitutes

poor men lack courage

.the life of a poor man is a miserable one,his inability to provide his daily needs or that of his family paints a picture of laziness to them,a woman will not allow a broke ,poor or even lazy man to have sex with her at will when she benefits nothing. so in doing this,she has pushed him outside and since he cannot patronize the SERVICE of prostitutes ,he attacks vulnerable young girls who can hardly speak out .in doing so satisfying his myopic sexual urge

lol,the average Nigerian dad wouldn't

Dandeson1:
connect your brains to your fingers and retype

remove your head from your ass and acknowledge you are a ipob.

awon yeebos noni, we all know

DanceVille:
And you think that's right?

is it?

truth is no 6 and 7 work hand in hand, a girl who depends on her boyfriend is not going to refuse him sex,not because she feels obligated to,its because she is scared of what might happen,because a guy that provides for should not be treated with refute and unfortunately for 9ja gals they fall in the dependent category, so they have no other option than to perform the rest.

buharisbae:
the op didn't buy it herself too

but I did but I Dont see any reason running mad because of a phone

if you work for money,you will understand its value .

textilemania:
This is serious oo...

FTC LO OMÒ

buharisbae:
Lol very funny story!

well my phone has never been stolen rather I lost a fone and it got lost in a brt I was wearing a trouser with a small pocket then it slipped from my pocket immediately I came down and the bus started moving that was when I suddenly rember buhh the funny thing Is that I didn't bother to pursue the bus or even shout I just left it and I watched as the bus moved till it was no longer on sight!


what can I say? I was happy it lost because I really wanted a new phone so the next day I withdrew 30k I bought another phone (Samsung) and I just retrieve myn


THE END!

you probably didn't buy it yourself.

have you been having unprotected sex?

HemmanuelRichy:
I'm seriously confused on what o do. The worse part of it is that I chat with my friend on daily basis. I just dey shake my head in self pity for any time he uses her picture on his dp.

guy u dey vex me,if na d gal friend catch the guy with anoda gal within half of a second she don hear now since how many days u Neva fit update or guy.u dey f.up

bro,this is the time to prove your loyalty,tell your friend everything and I tell u he will always trust you.if you don't tell your friend you have indirectly helped in facilitating his death.

NCAN REPORTING ABEOKUTA, OGUN STATE BRANCH,WE KNOW HE IS FROM THE YEAST.

seen,are you seeing what your boys are doing.

the hypocrites

luckingcurvy:
was a reader in school all the way from first year,that my course mate do photocopy my summarize book. carried in case I forget but don't really use them, them my final year(always final year 2nd semester) devil said he want to work, one thing is that the Mumy lecturer came only once to sell his text book ( the thing got us angry coz it was a borrowed course) anyway, we bought d book but common ,u need to see all those books on entrepreneurs u will hate school and d nigga said his going to set all, I read d one I could and took like 3answers I know will come out, the faithful day I have finished and was passing to my friend, I don monitor movement are say all the leturers dey far, not knowing that they brought one small lady. ahhhh the girl don mark me( am tall. wear shako recommended glasses) fine one. as I was passing it the lady came and said give me, meeeee I don't hide am immediately I heard voice way no resemble my friend own, she took my paper and said I should leave I told her to summit it bfor I leave, for hall that's how my dept lecture that do pick me from home at times came and ask WATS up, I. told her and she vouched that I can't do such, tanks to her I submitted but d Mumy girl minus a sweet 40 marks Wetin I write . I lock up, for back go c d man the man ate my clean 15k, at least I got a C( half bread is better than one chin chin. u won't believe it I now saw the girl in my church as chorister dry sing me day dance. I swear to God I for treat her Bleep up if I hadn't pass that course. I don mean am but God save her.

. lol,u no fit bleep the hell out of a

Yian1:
Expertly slid your expo from the answer sheet to between the question papers to the floor..and all these happened in front of your invigilator that's not blind...Bros haba, we no be mumu.

I laugh u,in times of trouble your body produces a chemical like substance called adrenalin,it can make you do wonders even move like flash and fight like superman.

it works !!!

mrwonlasewonie:
I'm a Christian by choice and not because My parents forced their religion down my throat but I can say some Christians aggressive behaviours and utterances while preaching and using hell as threats has made atheist.

You should worship God because of your conviction and not because you don't want to go to hell

Secondly I had a friend who was telling me that her father was a pastor of xyz church and her mom an envangelist.They forced her to be in the choir against her wish as a child. When she became more matured and older with a source of income she was still in the choir but was looking for a way to quit because she saw a lot of hypocrisy going on.

So on a faithful Sunday she was supposed to be the lead chorister and all of a sudden the assistant pastor snatched the microphone from her hands saying she cannot stand on a holy pulpit to sing with painted nails and lipstick. That was when she got angry,went to her sit,picked up her bags and left. Right at the altar.her mother ran after her demanding explanations of what went on there. She called the mother's bluff,went home packed het stuffs and left.if you see het you can never say she's a pastor's daughter and she's an atheist

Bottom line is that extremism and force used by religious parents often make their kids end up as atheists Especially When They discover the hypocrisy that goes on in the church. If a child is allowed to choose his religion and think outside THE box I'm telling you he will be more dedicated and passionate about his religion

Religion isn't something you can force on a child. The child will only pretend for a while to satisfy you and rebel when you can't force him again

Therefore personal conviction ANd good character will influence him to become a Christian rather than force and emotional abuse

keep. dreaming,you and I know that you will never allow your child freedom of religion. stop acting like a fanatic act like a truth seeker

tukdi:
Clap for your self!!! Don't ever try to pollute nairaland with whatever you are! Keep it to your self! Atheist my foot! My advice to you is this: Look for a Church of God and surrender your life to christ! Believe in Jesus Christ for in him, you will find evrything you want! God in heaven will make you a success story! Happy Sunday to you with Love!

you deserve to be banned, chapter 4 of the Nigerian constitution, stipulates freedom of religion so as a/some nairaland rule(s).no wonder people desert Christianity, when you preach aggressively ,force people to worship God in the name of avoiding hell.LET ME TELL U SOMETHING, THE SCALES HAVE FALLEN FROM OUR EYES AND WE HAVE BEGAN TO SEE THE TRUTH.