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Babyphinas:
Nice idea

IFA was or bf ,on your bday name amala and egbegiri I go give u

techno mofos.

la click LA die

@OP ure very correct n most especially dat number 5 and anoda reason is dat 90% OF yoruba girls are dirty, "put their pants in indian ocean n all d mermaids will suffocate.

I won't say u are stewped ooooo but seriously u act like it.

this. thread is another f.ucking tecno ad.shi.t wasted my mb

Saul niguez FIFA "Ball control 99

o boy Saul na wa for u o .

atletico will win,they are immune to top class players just ask ronaldo and mess I
.

Oma307:
Featuring?

obontami,stupidity, smelly mouth,seen,lalasticlala,greenbullet and olos..... laveda.

Mikylopez:
D guy in d picture iz hawt!

when I tell people some Nigerian gals are dumb ,them go say I am partial but just see did gals comment.

man city will lose,to real Madrid they are playing sevilla.

searchng4love:
like I said you do not know me....my wife married me in a one room apartment.... in fact an hostel....and jobless...you should keep your worldviews to yourself.

if your wife was in that position ,she would buy a car for her mum immediately but you . .

LA click LA faint

searchng4love:
don't be emotional....be real and am sure you're not married or you think your wife is a slave and not a helpmate.

would your wife marry you if you were a broke ass,guess she never would but your mum was sending you money,giving you food,using her proceeds to buy you clothes ,you did not know of wife and helpmate now when you should repay her you know of helpmate....kia i pray your child will do this to you

searchng4love:
my wife can disturb my movement and impound my car....moreso my kids spend more time with her so they definitely need a car.... my mum second.

I am ashamed of you,its. men like you that take care of your wife family while abandoning your own.imagine your mum aborted you or imagine those nights you were crying or sick ,she never slept just for you to come here and give a bullshit reason that your mum second, her money she used in buying you Christmas clothes would have been better invested.because of a girl ....
.kia

e son start oooo@the massacre

Cholls:
my brother so it is safe to say all humans are witches.

seems like you are surrounded by witches.

How To Identify A Witch
1.) Witches are repulsed by the Bible. Just
like the legends of crosses/crucifixes
repelling vampires, witches are repulsed by
the Bible.
2.) Witches cannot recite scripture without
stuttering or else are incapable of fully
reciting scripture. For example, the witch
may leave off the last word in a passage and
a person has to be observant in order to pick
up on it. A very popular belief is that witches
cannot recite the Lord's Prayer.
3.) Witches cannot cross a broom. A simple
trick to determine if someone is a witch, or at
least is your enemy, is to place a broom
down in a doorway and ask the person to
enter the room. A witch cannot enter as she/
he cannot cross the broom. Also, some will
say that if the person means you ill or is a
secret enemy then they cannot cross the
broom either.
4.) Witches cannot cry. (I'm not too sure
about this one!) I personally think the
message being communicated here is that
they do not experience remorse for their
actions, nor do they care about anything or
anyone other than themselves.
5.) A "true Hoodoo" can identify a witch. It's
something about their energy. Remember,
Hoodoos are the "good practitioners" and
witches are the evil variety. Witches also can
sense who are the Hoodoos. They will quickly
flee the scene when a Hoodoo arrives.
6.) Witches will display inappropriate
responses, such as laughing at funerals,
becoming angry or jealous at the birth of a
new child, and/or laughing and taking joy in
the suffering of others.
7.) There are multiple other tricks to
determine if a person is a witch. I will not
list any more here because it is a common
belief that if a witch knows about a trick then
she/he can take measures to counteract it!
LOL
Okay, so now that I've gone over a few ways
to determine if someone is a witch let me
now discuss some of the traits of witches,
how we can defeat them, and how we can
even kill them!
Traits Of Witches
1.) Witches crave power.
2.) Witches want to dominate and control
everyone in their lives.
3.) Witches only care about themselves.
4.) Witches do not reveal their true selves
and hide behind false faces.
5.) Witches are incapable of love, or any true
emotion for that matter.
6.) Witches are extremely jealous people.
7.) Witches practice black magic against
innocent people. If someone stands in the
way of a witch getting what she/he wants the
witch will hurt, harm, or kill the person
without hesitation or regret. Witches often
give themselves away by bragging about
their evil ways. One can still find places
online where witches have boasted about
hurting or even killing people via black
magic.
8.) Witches take delight in the pain and
suffering of others, especially if they caused
it.
9.) Witches are skilled at manipulation and
they use people.
10.) Sexually attractive witches use their
bodies and sex to control people and get
them to do what they want.
11.) Witches have ways to conceal their evil.
They live double-lives, and can be very
secretive.
12.) Witches are parasytical people.
How Witches Attack
1.) Witches perform black magic against
innocent people. Witches are usually
motivated by jealousy, hatred, and/or power,
i.e. destroy anything standing in the way of a
goal.
2.) Witches can make people sicken and die
from darts they are believed to shoot at
people. The darts are typically created from
the bones of the corpses they have dug up.
The darts are said to be either invisible or
are very small, like a grain of rice or a
mustard seed in size.
3.) Witches slip out of their skins at night
and fly around in search of sleeping victims.
Sometimes they choose a person they are
jealous of or an ex-spouse or boyfriend/
girlfriend to attack. Other time's it's the
spouse or significant other of the person they
want for themselves. In this spirit form the
witch can slip into the house through even
the tiniest crack or through keyholes. The
witch will then locate the victim and paralyse
the victim, pressing down on the person,
scratching them, and feeding off of the
person's life-force. Once satiated the witch
will then leave the victim. Smart witches
know only to feed off of a victim once and
then choose a fresh victim each night.
However, sometimes witches who are
motivated by hate/jealousy will choose the
same victim each night. If the witch is not
stopped the victim will eventually sicken and
die.
How To Defeat A Witch
1.) Repulsion - Witches are repulsed by
bibles and anything with spikes or thorns
that are placed in the doorways. These
spikes or thorns really only repel the witch in
her spirit form. Don't forget about the
brooms.
2.) Pain - Red pepper, black pepper, salt, and
just about anything that can irritate the
witch while she is out of her skin can be used
to bring her pain and prevent her from
attacking. In her spirit form the witch is
believed to be vulnerable. Also, it is belived
that if you could grab hold of a witch while
she/he is attacking you then you would feel
"raw meat", as of course the witch is out of
his/her skin.
3.) Seeds & Sieves - Witches are neurotic
people. They suffer from a supernatural form
of "OCD". If seeds are scattered around the
bed then the witch must count all of them
before she can attack you. Likewise, if a
sieve is placed under the bed then the witch
has to count all of the holes in the sieve
before she/he can attack.
4.) Jesus Christ - When being attacked by a
witch, when a witch is "riding" a victim, if a
person can struggle until they can say "Jesus
Christ" then the witch will be forced to leave.
5.) Reversing work - Reversing work will
remove any black magic from a witch and
send it back to her/him so that the witch is
destroyed.
6.) Publicly accusing a person of being a
witch will temporarily strip the witch of her
power. A form of this includes writing the
witches name on one's home, usually above
the door or on a part where the public can
see it and with including the phrase, "hag".
(Ex - Janet Dawn Doe Hag) If you do this the
hag cannot enter your home. Just keep in
mind that other hags can enter your home!
7.) Trapping - A witch can have her spirit
trapped, either in a device such as a "witch
ball", a special mirror, or even in a bottle.
How To Kill A Witch
1.) A witch must return to her skin before
sunrise or else she will die. Sunlight is fatal
to witches who are in spirit form.
2.) If you can locate a witch's skin, while she
is out of it, you can sprinkle red pepper and
salt on the skin and she will be unable to put
the skin back on due to the pain. She will
die at sunrise.
3.) A Hoodoo can trap a witch in spirit form
in the body of a insect and then kill the
insect and the witch will die too.
4.) A Hoodoo can trap the witch in a bottle
and then place the bottle outside or in an
east-facing window and the witch will die
when the sun's first rays strike the bottle.
Hoodoos can also remove the powers of a
witch and trap them in a bottle too. The
bottle is then buried. As long as the witch
doesn't find the bottle and break it then she
is powerless.
5.) Fire and/or beheading are the traditional
ways to kill witches who are in their physical
forms. However, we Hoodoos do not do this!
That is just the folklore about how to kill
witches. Under no circumstances should a
person attempt to physically harm or
physically kill someone they think is a witch.
Hoodoos only use spiritual means.

thedemoniacal..com/2012/01/hoodoo-truth-witches-how-to-identify.html?m=1

lalasticlala,tosyne2much,wrist angle,smellymouth

who broke your heart @op.

rubsaphy:
MY ADVICE IS FOR THE LADY.... IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET HIS ATTENTION. STOP CALLING, PRETEND YOU'RE MOVING ON. WHEN HE DOES NOT HEAR FROM YOU IN A MONTH HE'LL TRY TO REACH OUT, THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION.

for una wey dey rant say the guy has moved on. If he has moved on he won't ask his friend to post this online, he obliviously cares about the lady, and he is enjoying the attention he's getting from her. If he has moved on he wouldn't be asking for other people's opinions.

DAT only works on broke /jobless guys. the guy seems to be gainfully employed and loaded do u know how many other gals re hunting for these characteristics .Sincerely He is already gone.

bring in Oliver Moluwee Giroud ,Diaz is not a match for wellbeck

ritababe:
am fine big bros

]shit,see instant friendzoning 'am fine BIG BROS'

IkusikaT:
I celebrate arsenal defeat in advance[b]I celebrate arsenal defeat in advance[/b]I celebrate arsenal defeat in advance

Chelsea fan .

I see 4:0
iwobi to score and give an assist .
Alexis to score
ozil to score
and wellbeck to score.

Emac34:
help me ask her..


back to the issue
if i may ask..why are u forcing yourself on someone that doesn't love or care for u

wouldn't be surprised this is a parasitic relationship.

1 Hausa- child abusers .

2 Igbo-cheats (in every aspect).

3 Yoruba-superstitious .

4 Benin-polygamists .

5 calabar-Energetic (if u don't understand ask tosyne2much).

6 itsekiri/ijaw-fearless

7 tiv- acrobatic

8 Nupe/Ijaw- natural swimmers.

9 Efik-colourful.

10 Idoma-trusthworthy

will post more later

raping to bad leleyì

Mologi:
I want to be sharper than this guy....na otedola pikin go born for me.


Then i will say...

Mo ti ri iyawo oooo


But now...


Mo n wa iyawo ooo

there is a woman for every man (adekunle gold's voice)

days my nigga

emmaak2:
A Mother to some one on nairaland..I fit mention name o bt ah d fear ban

lalas.................... I no talk anything ooo.

lol,remember when.my aunt was pregnant, she would wake me up to give her cold water by 2am..sometimes even on/off the ac .