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tosyne2much:
U think say I be chronic womanizer abi?

you just. Answered your question, I extracted some words from your sentence


" I be chronic womanizer ".

pussysandie come here to read and change your life

women are a naturally confused specie .think am lying get an Orange T-shirt Ask 10 gals dey will give u 10 diff colour.try it for men dey will all tell you Orange.

tosyne2much:
Baba, no cough in disbelief ooooo


E fit happen ooooo

a leopard dosent change its spot.

tosyne2much:
It doesn't really matter you know ?


I could turn a new leaf and God will make me heaven's gate man

*coughs in disbelief.*

you forgot to mention the most important, MONEY!!!!!!

kingreign:
You folks are childish īdīotic folks without any trace of humanity left in any of you. If you can't comment objectively, positively and in a matured manner keep shut and go to bed, you low life ïmbeçiles.

u deserved to be flogged by eborás in the center of a market.arìndìn.

BTW ooo,guy is a heartless fool u just wasted nine years of the poor gals life ,where do u want her to start from. oponu

.we son hear

tie her mouth with rope .thank me later .

says a lot about her personality.

if this is true,the soilders should be sanctioned severely, but if its a lie these people should be sued .

this lady got no chill at all ,disgracing her old age

prinzfavian:
Shocking Reasons Why You Should Stop Watching Pornography & Masturbating

Pornography is everywhere, from our various neighbourhoods, to the TV programmes, to the Internets , the list keeps increasing. . . The rate at which our ladies are constantly contributing to the promotion of pornography is alarming. From indecent dressing to irrelevant fashions, and tight-fitting attires.
Its hardly possible to go a day without seeing a lady dressing indecently on the street. If as a guy i am not confortable with going outside my gate in just my boxers and singlet to get something from the aboki in front of my house, i don't understand aw some ladies can walk from Mushin to Oshodi in just a bumper short or micro-mini skirt and a sleeveless top, revealing their Breast-vages and breast-pits to the public.

Well, truly pornography is much more than that but thats where it starts from, infact for me its under the same category.
Gone are the days when we surf hard on the internet to find porn, now its all over the internet, from facebook to twitter to badoo to tagged to mini-webpages and so on. . . Many didnt start viewing pornography out of a delibrately act but cos of their curiosity. One could be innocently surfing the internet one cold night and suddenly u get a pop-up notifying u to click on a web page which actually is a porn site and from there, they get trapped. . . Many actually regret this action and strive to correct their mistake but its not been easy doing so, but truly i must tell u, the habitual act of viewing pornography does more harm to u than the temporary pleasure u derive.
So. . . .
Among many, here are some reasons why you should stop watching pornography and hence stop masturbating:

~IT'S AN IMPORTANT STEP U MUST TAKE IF U WANT TO GIVE UP MASTURBATION.

Masturbation is the delibrate stimulation one's genitals or that of others which often leads to orgasm. Before i tell u how quitting of porn viewing helps to curb masturbation, u must know why u shouldnt masturbate.
Masturbation is a spiritually unhealthy habit which instills in one an atittude of self-centredness and corrupt mind. A masturbator in time will grow to view others as mere sex object for sexual satisfaction. Sex becomes seperated from love and is relegated to a reflex that gives momentary a relieves sexual tension of which the relief is only temporary. A masturbator lacks self control, they get overly aroused at every slight sexual incident. Lets say a lady's body touches him on a queue, or in a bus or he or she sees a poster revealing little part of the body. Most rapist are unrepentant masturbators. They get seduced easily, imagine a little girl of four years old sitting on the legs of a 30 years old masturbator, without doubt he will start feeling aroused since he lacks self control. Most fathers who rapes their child are chronic masturbator who couldnt just control them selves. Masturbation clouds the thinking of such ones who indulge in it.
All they ever think about is how to please them selves, they can get off any where. This is a bad habit that needs to be eradicated in ones life. One step towards quitting masturbation is to avoid pornography of every kind. Especially on the internet, block ur way to it, block all pop-up notification, use ur computers and phones in public places where you are not free to watch porn. To quit masturbation it is very compulsory to avoid pornography.


~DESTROYS UR CONSCIENCE
when we were created, our conscience was put in us to guide us from bad and towards good, to help us differentiate from right and wrong. Howbeit for our conscience to always remain effective, we must use and nurture or train it wisely.
Recollect that the first time u viewed a porn ur conscience pricked u (that is if u av one). You wernt free watching it, u were hiding it. U wernt proud to tell others the title of the film u just watched or aw interesting it was.
You wanted to watch again the second time and as usual ur conscience tried to warn you but u shut it up. As time goes on, the more often u watch it and shut up ur conscience the more ineffective it becomes. It comes to a point when ur conscience stays silent even as ure on a wrong part, it doesnt try to stop u again, it leaves you. As at then uve killed ur conscience. A precious gift from God to man. And thats when u see nothing wrong in a man lik u inserting his penis in the anus of another guy just lik u, thats when see nothing wrong in a lady lik u putting her whole arm-length in the vagina of another lady. U then promote to watching a human lik u being chained with iron fetters as such used for samson and being gang-raped by 4 men at the same time. You then graduate to applauding when you see two mature idiots having sex in a church and still u feel its ok. You then promote to watching humans lik you having sex with horse, dogs, even monkeys and probably elephants and u still smile cos of the temporary pleasure ure getting which has actually killed ur conscience.

speaking from experience.

ftc finally ,the married woman got no chill at all ,this is too much and she can be sued for it big time. by the way why is the husband pishure not there.

1 “I didn’t expect anything from you anyway.”
What it means: She expected quite a bit from
you, in fact – now that you’ve split ties with
her – the book of baby names she bought will
undoubtedly go to waste.
Why they use it: To project the fact that
they’re independent and by no means
emotionally invested in you.
Used in a sentence: “Oh, we’re breaking up…
now? That’s fine, I didn’t expect anything from
you anyway.”
Synonyms: We weren’t anything, anyway
2. “I promise I won’t get mad.”
What it means: Wait and see how mad I’m
about to get.
Why they use it: To entice you into divulging
something you wouldn’t have, prior.
Used in a sentence: “Just tell me the truth,
everything, I promise I won’t get mad.”
Synonyms: I don’t care, just tell me; Just tell
me now and I’ll forget about it
3. “I’m not the type to get jealous…”
What it means: Something just made me
jealous.
Why they use it: To provide themselves with
some feigned confidence.
Used in a sentence: “I saw you check out that
girl, good thing I’m not the type to get jealous
or else we’d have a problem.”
Synonyms: She was gross
4. “We were bar hopping.”
What it means: There was probably a club, or
two, as well as a dude’s apartment involved.
Why they use it: Because “bar hopping”
sounds fun-loving and innocent.
Used in a sentence: “Yeah, it was a girls’
night, we just went bar hopping.”
Synonyms: Bounced around some dive bars;
We had a low-key night; It was an early night
5. “I don’t care about her, she’s in your
past.”
What it means: I really haven’t been able to
do much of anything since I saw you like her
Instagram.
Why they use it: To make it known that she’s
aware of your dating history and ensure that it
remains “history.”
Used in a sentence: “Your ex texted you? True,
I don’t care about her, she’s in your past.”
Synonyms: Whatever; She’s old news; Do you
still want her?
6. “I’m on my period.”
What it means: We ain’t having sex!
Why they use it: Because they ain’t trying to
have sex with your sorry ass!
Used in a sentence: “Stay right there, I’m on
my period.”
Synonyms: It’s my time of the month; I don’t
think you’re going to wanna go down there;
These sheets are new; Yeah, I’ve got the new
stringless tampons
7. “Sorry my phone’s dying and the charger
is on the other side of the room.”
What it means: You just got ignored via text.
Why they use it: To seem polite, even though
they just blatantly ignored a string of your text
messages.
Used in a sentence: “Sorry, my phone’s dying
and the charger is on the other side of the
room – I’m just getting these now.” […Weeks
later.]
Synonyms: I’m sorry, the number you have
reached is not in service or is temporarily
disconnected
8. “I’ve only had sex with [insert low number
here] people.”
What it means: I’ve had sex with [that tiny
number of] people, multiplied by three.
Why they use it: To appear more sexually
selective than they might be.
Used in a sentence: “I’ve only had sex with
three people, and I’m just keeping the Costco-
sized box of dental dams in the closet for my
roommate.”
Synonyms: I’m a virgin

.he should please be gracious enough to help improve the standard of that place

PDP will never win fair and square always using malpractice to win,but now change is here no more nonsense.

this guy is lying ,he killed the girl probably in a heated argument and then ran away to a friend who made up this story for him .

preciousMI1:
jeeeez! tell us abt it

oook, it happened on July 27,2013(can never forget that day),it was a bright Saturday morning so as. usual me and guys in my area come out play football and the gals. come and watch us play,so as I got to the field I already met them playing (forgot to wear buxers,) so as a very fast player they had to substitute someone for me ,na so dem pass ball give me na I start to run with ball and Mr john Thomas was just bouncing, played ball till I was hungry and went home to eat,na so one gal stop me on my way home con dey tell me say I sabi play ball,she followed me home and I offered her soft drink,I went to take a bath na so after 5 mins I see the gal naked enter shower with me na so we begin to kiss from there na she start to give me BJ didn't know mum was coming and had a spare key she wanted to take something and she heard the noise of shower and decided to off it. cause she didn't know I was home .menhhh she just saw d gal in d position and Immediately i my mum.I felt like disappearing ,from DAT day mum always use it to abuse me eg gbobirinsufe(Yoruba),kobirin kobirin(Yoruba) and even tell anybody who cares to listen.

kirchofff:
are u in anyway related to LAI muhammed?

no oooo,d gal na public property.

poshestmina:
Stealing from my Dad's pocket

NO! you were looking for Biro.

receiving a head from a gal in my area.very embarrassing.

otemanuduno:
I, the GREAT FOOTBALL PROPHET, have declared this before, but you GENERATION of doubters did not believe it.

Here are the full PROPHECIES and 2/18 of it has been fulfilled already with the number 6 still on point.

See the original prophecy thread here: www.nairaland.com/2835815/football-prophecy-2016#41651065

FOOTBALL PROPHECY 2016



Meanwhile here are the football prophecies
for 2016:
Note- No. 5 of it has been fulfilled before. Some Nairalanders can testify to
that. If you doubt the prophet, thy Football
Club shall perish forever. Believe the
PROPHET and make profit.
1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the
first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo
kyev.

5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak
in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match
in
January.…still in progress.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title
again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer
in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end
of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd
but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.

u re not serious arsenal will beat barca.

Prowizy2:
Why are you seeking for help, you should be happy that your friend is fvcking a matured girl.

Or is he your fagg partner?

he is not my fagg partner, just imagining a ss3 student dating a nurse.