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Hello everyone!
I'm not a newbie here but the last time I commented is a long time ago. Great job you all doing on here. Mo juba gbogbo yin o!
I know quite well how weird football can get but I wish for a massacre of the chipos tomorrow so that we could as well rape them on Twitter et all... like we always do to disrespectful nations!

Exactly 24hours before kickoff

One of the best in nollywood.

For your mind, you don fresh finish be that o

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joyndidi:
rara o

olorinla like you

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joyndidi:
fear is no catch me

is that sure for you?

joyndidi:
shey somebody cannot play with you again sef

AH ah ah ah ah
is fear catch you?

joyndidi:
why is you laughing

so, you are asking a babalawo like myself why he's laughing, ba?

joyndidi:
ahnnnnn broda mi ma bi nu now emi kan ba è sere now

lwkmd

joyndidi:
come and help me close it bebelube

shey emi lo'n bawi?

joyndidi:
stay there make pant day wear you.......lol

panu e mo!!

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I am pretty sure that after I have graduated, I will never forget Dr O. Olojede. This young man I'm talking about is simply flawless.

joyndidi:
even after seeing the countless soldier ants you might still end up in the other side

na lie!


Emi ma ni... Emi fadeyi oloro!!

Me that I have ajesara. All I have to do is use my left thumb to touch my forehead thrice... And voila, ta ba fe'mo loju a riran, oyela!! If she's poisoned the food truly, I will see countless soldier ants.

Awon werey ti mu werey yo

ishowdotgmail:
Awon omo "paaaaaao"

bi ibon

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I swear down I be sisi when I been little!

It was back when i was about 7yo. My elder brother and sister had a beef with the landlady (iya gani) of the house beside ours. The mama was hyper-troublesome. So, they sat on the case severally and finally came up with a 'sweet' plan to get at her. We gameplan na to enter iya gani by striking her granddaughter, Silifa (my age-mate) . Yours truly was chosen to go behind enemy line and wreck serious havoc. I was rigorously prepped for the op like sey na bin laden I wan go take out. The fact that I was going to spearhead the attack gave me immense joy and made me feel like a boss.

It was the D-day. We were hiding behind the railings on our verandah, waiting for Silifa to stray into our premise (as she always did in the evening). As the target show, dem 'strategists' signal sey make I go engage am.

I got close to Silifa with the hope of finishing her off soon enough... As I couldn't wait to get hold of the baba-dudu reward. I near am, dash am 1 light punch for chest. As I wan begin dey rough-handle am na hin this weyrey girl hold my clothe, tear me hot slap. Before I could regain my balance, she don use 1 of her legs hook my own 2 for back, cum push me... (u should know the rest).
Na hin my peepz rush enter scene before Silifa turn the whole thing to python dance.

Mrcontractor007:
lol.LWKMD
Nothing like that o.
Kai Nigerians and the way we think.

Na joke me sef dey bro! How your side?

Mrcontractor007:
Lol just to connect that's all.

Yeah i get! To connect am go shrine, as na hin baba sey make u bring

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You wan use am do ritual, ba?