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Op, you're cool but I consider this write-up a criticism of my beloved beans.

If dem born you well, come awo-hall come defend this article of yours... Na pesin wen go make you feel 'at home' be this...

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I am powerfully interested in the ushering package

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Charter bike, thank me later

If anichebe hold you,.. Na by the balls hin go grab you!

Are you indirectly saying that my sister, aunty tiwa, is bleaching?

And ordinary keke napep, me never fit charter! Oluwa oba, dakun blessi hustle emi ati awon ebi mi... La ona igbega fun wa olodumare e

kayspark27:
iranu!! den u b like tinubu

won ti n bu wa o!! U don see my pic b4?

kayspark27:
no. 4,6 n 7.. i can relate to everything d op posted n no 4 is d most constant in my last relationship

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See furo! Chai

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tribalwarlord:
I'm Yoruba but, my people are useless... See the kind of dirty cars we still dey use... I curse being an Afonja

Dindinrin n din robo... Afofun gbemu

Mumu dey worry am! Backup kor, frontdown ni.

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Ogun kee all of una there...

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Dem these ones (senators) go enter the real sambisa forest?! #yinmu

Makes me remember when we were young. After the house must have watched 'yoruba film' or 'igbo play' that had ghost and some other scary scenes in it, to run errands at night will become big problems.

If you are asked to go and bring something from, say, the kitchen, you'd pretend as if you are not frightened. But na the border (between parlour and kitchen) you go reach, pick beta race come back, cum talk sey u nor see wetin dem send you (you feeling like 'nor be me una go kobalise. Make ghost come appear toh me abi?!)

To the senators, I know it's fake but 'wehdone sirs'

She cum do for that last pic like person wey just shit finish inside bush, wey cum dey find leaf wen e go take clean yansh.. Lol

Na the day wen tiwa savage carry donjazzy come my house make e come dey beg me on top sey I say I nor do again.

On a more serious note, it was the day I tried to sell our neighbour's kettle and pot. They were cleaning they apartment so they moved out they things. As a badt Lagos boy, I sighted dem aluminium kitchen wares and as fate would have it, a cart-pushing aboki scrap dealer came around. Na so I begin hear 'condemn aluminium, copper-wire, air-conditioner, telifisan panel'

I got over-powered by the temptation but, in the end, I was caught.

NA ONLY GOD SEY WE NOR GO CARRY GUN SHA.

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