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CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Wows In Bum Shorts by Greenishland(f): 10:14am On Feb 06, 2019
Omachi Isaac Achor wrote;

22 THINGS THAT MUST HAPPEN TO EVERY POLITICAL THUG.

⭕ As a thug you are forever not safe, until the day you die.

⭕ You are always in the run and in the hide, even when no body is chasing you.

⭕ No body trust you, not your family, not your friends and not even the politician you are working for.

⭕ Responsible people hardly keep you friends, because you have nothing else to offer in life except mayhem.

⭕ People avoid you secretly, if you don't look closely you won't notice it.

⭕ No matter the amount of money and wealth you acquire, you can never have rest of mind, because the blood you spill keeps crying to God for justice.

⭕ You can no longer follow your great dreams that you have always cherished.

⭕ Just like you take people to their graves untimely, the same way your death will come untimely.

⭕ You put your love ones at risk, especially your immediate family - and sooner or later they will be hurt no mater how much you try to protect them.

⭕ All the wealth you acquire especially money hardly last, because you spilled human blood to get it.

⭕ People fear you instead of respecting you.

⭕ Sooner or later your parents, relatives and friends will start avoiding you, since that is the only way their life can be safe because you are likely to be attack at any time.

⭕ You might become so rich and famous, but none of this will you enjoy to the fullest because you will not last long.

⭕Because people are avoiding you, Alcohol and strong drugs will become your reliever which will affect your health and make you perpetuate more evil.

⭕ in the future when people point at the Mansions of your mates, others will point at your grave.

⭕The politicians who are sponsoring you today will stop given you money immediately after the elections and you can't go back to those you hurt for help.

⭕ The politicians given you guns and machetes to kill their political enemies will kill you when you are done doing their biding.

⭕ The politicians who are calling you every day and returning your flashing will change their number immediately after the elections.

⭕The politicians who have flung their gate open and you go in and out as you please, some even ask you to meet them in their hotel rooms and you feel recognized, after the elections the Mopol at their gate will not allow you near their gate.

⭕If by chance you are arrested after the elections they will allow you rust in jail, because you are of no use to them.

⭕ If thuggery is a great Job, their sons will be shooting along side with you.

⭕ If thuggery is lucrative, they will be shooting the guns themselves.

DON'T JUST READ - SHARE IT AND LETS SAY NO TO THUGGERY.

written by
Omachi Isaac Achor
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Wows In Bum Shorts by Greenishland(f): 10:13am On Feb 06, 2019
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EntertainmentRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Biography,life History And Early Life by Greenishland(f): 5:23pm On Feb 04, 2019
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FamilyRe: Punishment For People Like Jeremi Who Impregnate And Abandon Responsibility? by Greenishland(op): 10:43pm On Dec 16, 2018
Lalasticlala seems this topic should be given the right treatment because Nigeria is becoming so lawless.
FamilyPunishment For People Like Jeremi Who Impregnate And Abandon Responsibility? by Greenishland(op): 10:27pm On Dec 16, 2018
Linda Ikeji has been in the news lately for allowing herself to get pregnant for one Jeremi who abandoned her and her pregnancy the moment he discovered that she was pregnant.

To worsen the situation, he was conspicuously absent at the baby's dedication which means that he has made up his mind to abandon the baby and ultimately make him a bastard.

While the society has decided to judge and condemn the mother of the baby, who has committed no offence by bringing to this world and nurturing the baby, the society never deems it fit to condemn the perpetrator of the act, who first of all, lured someone's daughter into loving him, impregnated and abandoned her and has as well, decided to remove himself from the story of the baby making the baby to grow up without a father figure and consequently becoming angry by his bastard status and deciding to become a potential threat to the society.

My fellow nairalanders, my question is this " Don't you think that men like Jeremi deserve capital punishment?"

There are other men who steal the future of ladies by converting them to baby mamas after giving birth to like three kids for them and then go ahead to marry someone else. What do you guys think?

BusinessRe: Guide To Making Lots Of Money From Online Guides/courses by Greenishland(f): 5:52pm On Nov 22, 2018
Nice one
CrimeRe: Man Who Was On His Way To Lock A Church Among Those Killed In Kaduna Crisis(pics by Greenishland(f): 1:33pm On Oct 23, 2018
GoTV:
sad Nobody is killing Christians. Kaduna crises broke out and alot of Nigerians irrespective of tribe and religion were unfortunately killed. Why do we Christians like to claim victims of every misfortunes? Why make it seem like Christians are the primary target? We Christians should be careful of causing religious crisis with our misguided talks.
Bro, you are a Moslem. Stop saying "we Christians ". I know you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Stop Something You Are Addicted To? by Greenishland(f): 11:35am On Oct 19, 2018
Sucuidalthought:
I really need ur advices, coz i am thinking of taking my life my self if I can't get over this stuff by 5pm today...


I am a student of a public university in Nigeria,
300l economics,
I am addicted to gambling (bet9ja virtual to be precise), I have tried many times to stop this stuff but it is not working out, and is putting me into debts...

I just need ur advices coz I am fed up with life because of this virtual...

I know taking my life is not the best answer but at least, is gonna to save me from seeing the disgrace I have brought to my self and parents...

Fenks in anticipation..
Bros, taking your own life is a great sin that will land you in hell fire. Please it is not an option. Close your eyes now and pray. Jesus Christ can set you free.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Captain E, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's Music Producer First Son (Photos) by Greenishland(f): 12:04pm On Jul 09, 2018
grin endtime child grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: "Self Defence Is Entrenched In The Constitution" by Greenishland(f): 1:16pm On Jun 28, 2018
RisMas:
Gbenu wheyre soun undecided Merchant of Gospel on lagos/Ibadan Express way radarada. Where was your voice in previous years?
Guess offerings from career looters isnt forth-coming as its used to be.

Your sister is wallowing in poverty around iyana ipaja in lagos, you refused to help her because he decided not to change from islam to christianity. Bigot buruku angry angry angry
A terrorist sighted
PoliticsRe: "Suswam Engaged In Gun Battle With Fulani Herdsmen" - Chima Amadi Reveals by Greenishland(f): 5:00pm On Jun 26, 2018
I prophesy that by this time next year, we will all look back, heave a great sigh of relief, and wonder how God delivered us from our enemies.

All our mourning shall be turned to joy and we shall worship and serve this great Jehovah in this nation called Nigeria.

The red sea shall swallow all the Egyptians and we shall see them no more again forever. Amen
RomanceRe: Lovely Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Very Young White Guy And A Beautiful Nigerian g by Greenishland(op): 5:46pm On Jun 25, 2018
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RomanceRe: Lovely Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Very Young White Guy And A Beautiful Nigerian g by Greenishland(op): 5:44pm On Jun 25, 2018
More pics

RomanceLovely Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Very Young White Guy And A Beautiful Nigerian g by Greenishland(op):
Congratulations are in order for this beautiful couple. God bless your home. The Bride's name is Mercy Ede an Igala girl from Kogi State.

CC: lalasticlala, mynd44

CelebritiesRe: Falz Blasts Buhari Over Plateau Killings by Greenishland(f): 8:17am On Jun 25, 2018
angry

Christians! Christians!! Christians!!! How many times I call una?

Don't ever vote for, nor endorse a non Christian again.

Our mumu don do.
TravelRe: Wife Celebrates After Her Husband Emerged Unscathed From A Wrecked Car Accident by Greenishland(f): 7:53pm On Jun 19, 2018
grin

Life is not fair to everyone including the rich.

#saynotosuicide
EducationRe: How To Apply For GE Nigeria Graduate Engineering Training Program (GETP) 2018 by Greenishland(f): 7:51pm On Jun 19, 2018
cheesy

There is more to life than where you are right now

#saynotosuicide
SportsRe: Iceland Players Support Carl Ikeme (Photo) by Greenishland(f): 7:34pm On Jun 19, 2018
angry

I am launching this campaign for humanity. People commit suicide everyday and nobody cares.

No body to tell them that it is better to face that shame alive than to die and go to a destination you are not sure of whether it will favour you or not.

If you are in support of this campaign against suicide, click like and help to use this hash tag on your social media.

Please let's do this for humanity

#saynotosuicide
BusinessRe: Dangote Builds 200 Houses For Boko Haram Victims In Borno (Photos) by Greenishland(f): 7:28pm On Jun 19, 2018
huh

Never hit your wife or husband again for any reason .

The new trend of husbands killing wife or wife killing husband these days is not natural. Don't say I didn't warn you o.
Christianity EtcRe: Manna Still Falls From Heaven In Angola by Greenishland(op): 11:58pm On Jun 02, 2018
I really wonder what our dear atheist brothers have to say on this matter
Christianity EtcRe: I Need An Explanation For Mark 8 by Greenishland(f): 11:51pm On Jun 02, 2018
Do you think that because the book of Mark has 16 chapters that it means everything happened within sixteen days or hours? Now why do you think that these events you are arguing about happened within the same day or within two days or even within the same week?

All the years of Jesus ministry was three years and somebody was able to summarize what he saw in sixteen chapters and you are here asking why the bread did not remain.

You should have investigated if the disciples or Jesus, ever ate throughout the three years because there is no evidence that they did but that doesn't mean that they were not eating regularly.

Lastly if you are someone's secretary, is it not only the relevant things that you document? Do you document irrelevancies?
Christianity EtcManna Still Falls From Heaven In Angola by Greenishland(op): 11:36pm On Jun 02, 2018
It sounds unbelievable but it is true. Manna falls at least twice in a week in a desert area called Luanda in Angola.

According to eye witnesses, the manna is exactly like the one described in the Bible and the villagers feed on it as their major food supply.

It all started after the war that the villagers were stranded and had nothing to eat so they all decided to fast and pray to God to supply them with food. After some days of fasting, a young girl went into the bush to ease herself and saw two strangers who asked her to pick some manna on the ground and eat. She ate and brought home some of it. Her parents asked what it was and she told them how she saw some two men in the bush who asked her to eat. The parents decided to follow her to the bush to meet the men only to discover that they had disappeared.

The manna is so mysterious that they cannot really describe it's taste.

Another thing that baffles them is that the manna doesn't fall on Sabbath days and if anyone commits sin in the village, the manna will become bitter until they are able to fish out the culprit and he repents, before the manna will become sweet again.

Another spectacular thing that happened was that the day they finished renovating their Church which they called Mission Station, the manna that fell was unprecedented since Manna started falling. It was too much and that alone can be taken to mean that God was happy with them.

Manna still falls from heaven in this present day. This is a pure evidence that everything written in the Bible is true and that the Most High God in Heaven is the only true God and that He exists.

Watch the video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntadn2DHRGQ

Lalasticlala
mynd44
Please help move to front page
SportsA Patriotic Nigerian And His Laptop by Greenishland(op): 5:02pm On Jun 02, 2018
A patriotic facebook user posted this picture of himself online with the caption " How I celebrate my naija players". How do you see it?

CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma Stuns In New Photo by Greenishland(f): 9:02am On May 24, 2018
cheesy
EducationRe: Different Types Of Nigerian Universities Lecturers - (MEME COLLECTION) by Greenishland(f): 12:01am On May 17, 2018
The ones that will teach you what will not come out in exams.

The ones that always smell alcohol grin
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu Eating Roasted Corn Inside Plane, Dele Momodu Reacts by Greenishland(f): 10:35am On May 16, 2018
Nice one

If you have been trying to conceive for a while now, join us on this forum and let's run minds together https://www.facebook.com/ttcforum/

NB. No sale of products or drug prescriptions. Just natural method that has worked for others. God bless you.
BusinessRe: Dangote Welcomes His Friend Otedola To Twitter by Greenishland(f): 10:31am On May 16, 2018
If you have been trying to conceive for a while now, join us on this forum and let's run minds together https://www.facebook.com/ttcforum/

NB. No sale of products or drug prescriptions. Just natural method that has worked for others. God bless you.
HealthRe: My Husband And I Have Been Trying To Get Pregnant And Just Can't - Please Help. by Greenishland(f): 10:30am On May 16, 2018
If you have been trying to conceive for a while now, join us on this forum and let's run minds together https://www.facebook.com/ttcforum/

NB. No sale of products or drug prescriptions. Just natural method that has worked for others. God bless you.
CrimeRe: Generator Thief Caught And Beaten Mercilessly In Portharcourt (Photos) by Greenishland(f): 10:28am On May 16, 2018
If you have been trying to conceive for a while now, join us on this forum and let's run minds together https://www.facebook.com/ttcforum/

NB. No sale of products or drug prescriptions. Just natural method that has worked for others. God bless you.
RomanceHow To Recognize A Lazy Guy In A Relationship by Greenishland(op):
A lot of women today have dated and even married lazy men unwittingly. They only get to know that their husbands are lazy some years after marriage. Lazy guys come in many forms and shades and it will take an inner eye for a woman in love to spot a lazy lover especially when the guys are rich men's children in which case it will be very difficult to detect their lazy lifestyles as they always have money to spend on women.

I have put together some few points on how to detect a lazy lover.

1. He is very neat and his fashion sense is top notch. Don't get it twisted hard working guys have good dress sense as well but lazy guys are better at it.

2 He has a cousin/uncle in USA who promised to help him to travel out and he is waiting patiently for him.

3. He hasn't got a job yet but he is too big to manage a job that pays below 100k monthly.

4. He keeps reminding you that he is waiting for God's time and you both keep praying for the best.

5. He is not ashamed to ask you for money. And if you refuse to give him, he wouldn't mind keeping malice with you or calling off the relationship.

6. He is very handsome and you find it difficult to let go.

7. He is a very good lover - both in bed and otherwise.

8. He knows how to win your heart and keeps dating you from year to year while you both wait for the miracle job to come, or for his brother in America to send his Visa.

9. He is always expecting money from one person or the other and is indirectly living off people's kindness and you of course, are part of his benefactors.

10. I almost forgot that he cannot work as a marketer for a start.

11. He has one thousand and one reasons why no business idea would work for him.

12. He has specific places that he would love to work in mind. Any organization less than those ones are a no no for him.

13. He prefers government job to private job and he wouldn't mind waiting for years to get employed in one.

14. You see yourself spending more money in the relationship.

15. He has unrealistic business plans that you cannot see him sponsoring the business in the nearest future.

16. He attends business seminars but cannot start small.

17. He can play games from morning till night.
18. He likes clubbing, dancing, music and everything pleasurable including sex.

And the list goes on and on. If you get married to this kind of man, you may end up being the breadwinner for life. Let's be guided. You can add yours in the comment section.

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