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FamilyDo Your Children Do Home Lessons Abroad? by Greenishland(op): 2:36pm On Nov 21, 2023
Please those of you living in USA, UK, Canada, etc, how do you cope with home lessons for your kids? Do you employ teachers for them? Do they do home lessons? If yes, how do you do it? If no, how do you pull it?

Will hire a Nigerian based home lesson teacher for your child if you see one?
CelebritiesRe: Carter Efe Has Hijacked My Song – Young Duu by Greenishland(f): 2:28pm On Nov 13, 2023
grin

Guys let me teach you how to advertise on Facebook. Training costs 5000 naira only. If you are interested, quote me and I will give you my WhatsApp number.
CelebritiesRe: Hilda Baci & Her Boyfriend At An Event In Lagos State (Video, Photos) by Greenishland(f): 2:05pm On Nov 13, 2023
Guys, let me train you on how to do Facebook Advertising
FamilyRe: Why Do Most Breadwinner Wives Deprive Their Husbands Intimacy In Marriage? by Greenishland(f): 10:08pm On Nov 04, 2023
grin
RomanceRe: The Biggest Mistake A Lady Can Make In Life Is To Marry A Poor Man- Nigeria Lady by Greenishland(f): 12:58pm On Nov 04, 2023
1. Remove JAMB and Post UTME. Encourage all Universities to admit up to three times the population that they already have. They should allow students to rotate online and offline lectures. This will generate more money for the schools as well as the country and will in turn lead to increase in employment. Afterall, some countries earn money from schools only because they don't use any hurdle to discourage students from schooling.

2. Encourage individuals to open Universities. This will admit more students and employ more people.

3. Create National farms. The so called rain forests can be converted to farms. These farms will employ almost all professionals. E. G. Builders, Doctors,
Verterinary doctors, animal scientists, engineers, farmers, drivers, accountants, food sellers, mechanics, estate agents, etc.

4. Encourage National farmers to go back to university on part time basis. Money will continue to be paid as school fees and there will be massive employment in the country.

All these things are so simple and very easy to implement.
CelebritiesRe: What Tinubu Can Do To Make Nigeria Better Without Spending A Dime by Greenishland(op): 12:27pm On Nov 04, 2023
Curse777:
1: National Open University

2: Private University Lisence all across Nigeria

3: National farm exist but no National farmers, nobody wants to live in rural area where National farm settlement are
3. The rural farmers can be employed. The university is not equal to open university for instance, every university should have their online campuses and learning online should be optional or students can decide which day to learn online and which day to come to school physically. For instance, zoom can be used to deliver lectures in real time to students within or outside the lecture halls.
CelebritiesWhat Tinubu Can Do To Make Nigeria Better Without Spending A Dime by Greenishland(op): 12:11pm On Nov 04, 2023
1. Remove JAMB and Post UTME. Encourage all Universities to admit up to three times the population that they already have. They should allow students to rotate online and offline lectures. This will generate more money for the schools as well as the country and will in turn lead to increase in employment. Afterall, some countries earn money from schools only because they don't use any hurdle to discourage students from schooling.

2. Encourage individuals to open Universities. This will admit more students and employ more people.

3. Create National farms. The so called rain forests can be converted to farms. These farms will employ almost all professionals. E. G. Builders, Doctors,
Verterinary doctors, animal scientists, engineers, farmers, drivers, accountants, food sellers, mechanics, estate agents, etc.

4. Encourage National farmers to go back to university on part time basis. Money will continue to be paid as school fees and there will be massive employment in the country.

All these things are so simple and very easy to implement.
EducationRe: UNIZIK Suspends Staff For Allegedly Forging Degree, NYSC Certificate by Greenishland(f): 11:21am On Nov 03, 2023
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Ceec Wins Innoson Car by Greenishland(f): 8:30pm On Sep 29, 2023
shocked

I have got some healthy pots for sale to health conscious families. Imagine converting your foods to drugs using these specially formulated pots...
Christianity EtcRe: Does It Mean That All My Prayers Are Not Being Answered? by Greenishland(f): 4:27pm On Aug 27, 2023
DCmaverick:
I've been going to church year after year, month after month, week after week and day after day but it seems all the prophetic declerations and AMENS i've been shouting is nt working. What is wrong lord? Where am i getting it wrong?
what must i do?
Unfortunately, God doesn't answer the prayer of sinners. Genuine repentance and holy living is required before you will start enjoying serious answers to prayers. Don't allow any pastor to deceive you with prophecy.
RomanceHow My Romance With Ulcer Ended Abruptly by Greenishland(op): 3:46pm On Aug 15, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbT2dNmwy5o

Here's my number for enquiries zero seven sero tiri, 491, zero 1 eight eight
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Inflation Jumps To 24.08% In July — NBS by Greenishland(f): 3:37pm On Aug 15, 2023
RomanceRe: Sisters, Kindly Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. by Greenishland(f): 2:02pm On Jul 21, 2023
I am intelligent
Very kind hearted
Virgin
Homely
Great cook
Born again
Industrious
Naturally endowed both front and back
Great adviser
I can hold conversations on almost anything in the world
Knowledgeable about almost anything


These are my real life qualities. The only one that has been removed is the virginity because I am married now but I have remained faithful.
CareerRe: I Want To Move To Lagos, Which Handwork Should I Learn Before Moving??? by Greenishland(f): 3:03pm On Jul 11, 2023
SosoTakemypain:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I Want to move to Lagos to pursue my music career by next year.

I'm in the east currently,I want to learn a handwork before moving to Lagos so I can be sustaining myself when I move to Lagos while pursuing my dreams.

What type of handwork or skill are mostly thriving over there??

Please anyone with experience should tell me which handwork or skill to learn before moving over there.

Thanks🖤
Learn how to make puff puff. Lagosians eat it alot and it's the cheapest means of controlling hunger here. Puff puff and small chop makers are smiling to the bank here.

Thank me later.
CrimeRe: We Have No Department Like Cyber Crime - EFCC Tells Nigerians by Greenishland(f): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2023
Please I ama website and mobile app developer and I have been looking for a remote job but I haven't been able to lay my hands on any one. Can youhelp me out please?

Okortor:
Make EFCC dey play, so which Dept goes after Yahoo boy's?

However why are some dumb and stupid youth still get involved in Yahoo? When they can actually make cool money from tech while working from home on hybrid jobs. No jokes, I earn over 1.5m in naira from tech at the confort of my home while I still earn quite a good salary From a multinational company here in Nigeria. I drive and put my laptop with iphone at the front of my car and don't have an fear while approaching any police officer on d road.

Say no to crime, it doesn't pay and no greater thing like peace of mind.

My 1cent.
HealthRe: FCTA Confirms Outbreak Of Diphtheria In Abuja Community, Records One Death by Greenishland(f): 9:58pm On Jul 03, 2023
grin

If you are wise, you will not take any vaccine.

Just boil neem or bitterleaf and drink or take ginger and garlic mixture. It is well with us o.

Vaccine sellers will not use us for experiments in Jesus name.
FoodRe: Consumers, Traders Lament As Tomato, Pepper Scarcity Hits Markets by Greenishland(f): 7:21pm On Jul 01, 2023
I hope our corrupt judges are seeing this.

Anyway, it will favour me and my family
RomanceRe: I Find It Hard To Keep Friends Please Help!!!! by Greenishland(f): 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2023
grin

If you need a great and functional website for your startup, church, etc, I am here for you.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Signs Data Protection Bill by Greenishland(f): 2:39pm On Jun 14, 2023
How about a bill to legalise pharmaceutical vegetables?
CelebritiesRe: You Are Just A Sperm Donor - Tonto Dikeh Calls Out Ex-Husband, Churchill by Greenishland(f): 2:57pm On Feb 18, 2023
angry
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Holds Town Hall Meeting With Market Women In Abuja (Video) by Greenishland(f): 9:43pm On Feb 17, 2023
grin

So I downloaded Tinubu's app called City Boy today and to my own amazement, they already have the result of the presidential election as seen below:

PoliticsRe: Naira Redesign To Curb Vote Buying: Emefiele Is A Godsent - Murray-bruce by Greenishland(f): 9:12pm On Feb 11, 2023
cheesy

For doing this, I have forgiven Buhari all his sins because now,
1. Kidnapping and armed robbery will never happen in Nigeria again

2. Ritual killings will no longer work since there's no enough cash for the spirits to steal and gift the ritualists.

3. Banditry is now past tense

4. Stealing of government money is now past tense.

5. Corrupt politicians will be reduced to nothing.

6. Thuggery will no longer be lucrative.

7. Assassination will no longer be a lucrative business

8. No armed robber will come to your house just to collect 20k and he cannot ask for transfer.

9. No more vote buying

10. Politicians will no longer be extremely rich

11. All the proceeds of kidnapping business collected with the intention of using it to buy arms to deal with Christians will no longer be useful.

Etc.

God bless Emefiele and Buhari because they will soon be the true heroes of our liberty from corruption and Corrupt politicians
CelebritiesRe: What Do Celebs Do To Their Clothes After Wearing Them Once by Greenishland(f): 6:09pm On Jan 25, 2023
sad
PoliticsRe: New Naira Notes: Senate Asks CBN To Extend January 31 Deadline; Emefiele Refuses by Greenishland(f): 2:10pm On Jan 24, 2023
embarassed

If you need an advert copy that converts prospective clients into buyers, contact me for the job.

In other words, if you need an excellent copy writer for your products or services, look no further. A trial will convince you!
BusinessRe: Bank ATMs Still Dispensing Old Naira Notes, Despite CBN’s Directive by Greenishland(f): 10:42am On Jan 20, 2023
huh
RomanceRe: Teen Singled Out For Impregnating 16-Year-Old Girl, After Sex With 6 Teenagers by Greenishland(f): 5:22pm On Nov 30, 2022
membranus:
Be your brother's keeper, reveal the information for free. It is not everything that should attract money.

Biko, reveal the secret.
God gave me this knowledge and I really want to make money from it because if I don't do it, someone else will and I that have the original knowledge might remain poor for life.
RomanceRe: Teen Singled Out For Impregnating 16-Year-Old Girl, After Sex With 6 Teenagers by Greenishland(f): 10:36am On Nov 29, 2022
Let's show your ulcer "pepper" once and for all. 10k pere for consultancy. The cure is right there in your kitchen. Let me reveal its name to you and you will bid ulcer farewell for life. DM if you are game.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by Greenishland(f): 8:40am On Nov 01, 2022
It's quite foolish to teach a baby how to swim because they can do the unthinkable when you are not watching. White people don't mean well for us
RIP Little one
FamilyRe: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by Greenishland(f): 2:13pm On Oct 24, 2022
wasuka14:
My wife Twins sister moved to our apartment of a room and parlour self-contain with her 4 kids after the demise of her husband without notice to me.

Honestly, I really need urgent advise as I can't have access to my apartment or to my wife again. As her twin sister moved in to my small apartment with her 4 kids and loads of clothes and some other luggages. Therefore, no single space left in my parlour to sit or leave again.

I am mentally stress with what am passing through now. For 2 weeks now, I can't sleep in a small house am managing with my wife and our 4 kids too.

The issue at hand is not even about apartment alone but also of feeding.
Now, before now, my wife used to manage 2500 to feed all of us for breakfast alone. But now, she barely manage 6000 every morning.
Thereby, increase daily expenses on food to like 14-16k daily depends on my pocket.
And the funny thing is that, both the sisters are not working so as to at least support with something.

For now, am managing to pass night in my shop, but twice in a day they will send my first child to my shop to fetch money for food. Am really tire. I am just a bloody welder.
I don't know how to take care of these migrants going forward.

My wife can't drive away her twins sister by herself, am also too timid to drive them because of human feeling in me. Pls what do I do. I really need help and serious advise from fellow Nigerian and non- Nigerian.
One of the women should be encouraged to start selling moi moi or akara near your shop while the other one takes care of the children.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija Season 7 Cost ₦4.7 Billion To Produce - Multichoice by Greenishland(f): 9:12am On Oct 05, 2022
Bel22:
Please someone should please help me with little money to be able to cook something to eat please haven't eaten anything since yesterday morning pls. It's hard for me and my family to survive please no matter how small, it will still help please. May God bless you and may you never lack
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Angel Oyom
This your begi begi will soon land you in trouble o. By the time someone transfers ransom money or fraudulent money into your account now, you will be arrested by the bank as an accomplice and be forced to produce your gang members. Don't say I didn't warn you o. Awoof dey run belle o.
FamilyRe: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by Greenishland(f): 5:14pm On Sep 14, 2022
Militant1:
I will try to be brief and straight to the point.

My wife stays up late (11pm -12 am) every blessed day.... That's the problem.

We live in Lagos and have 2kids, 3yo and 8 months. My wife was working before but left the job when she gave birth. There is a job waiting for her when the baby is 1y6mnths, therefore she is a stay at home mom.

We live on the mainland but I work on the island so I live home as early as five. In our house we have all the amenities you can think of; 24 hrs light (NEPA plus inverter), running water, gas, 2 washing machines etc to make a home 95percent comfortable but my wife can't seem to cope and it started when we had one child.

She doesn't wash my clothes, my office shirts and suits are given to dry cleaner to arrange while my other laundry I do myself every weekend with the washing machine.

When I get home by 7pm or 8, that's when she now starts rushing to bath the kids and prepare dinner, so we eat by 9 or 10. Before the kids play play and play, by 11pm we are still awake. Sometimes I go to bed by midnight and have to wake up by 4am to go to work again. It's impacting on my health and my work. She will sleep by 12 am and wake up by 8 or 9am the following day.

I have tried to beg and appeal to her. If I eat out and come home to just sleep, she go dey vex. If I just come home shower and sleep the kids who have passed their bedtime will be playing and when madam is ready to sleep they won't agree to sleep. She will beat them, guess who they will come crying to- daddy that just started sleeping and has to wake by 4am, I will now pet and pet till 2am before kids sleep.. I have advised her that kids have a bedtime(8pm). When I man up and off the tv by 9pm and tell everyone to go to bed, she says I am disrespecting her. She reports me to her mum.

Worse still our sex life is horrible... We have sex like once in 2 month.. At 35 I am in my sex prime and can Bleep everyday but she doesn't seem to care about me because she is always tired am I pity her so I don't demand sex so much.

I fully understand stay at home is not easy and I help her when.

I tried to create a schedule for her.

Wake up by 6am
By 7 she suppose don clean finish
By 8 breakfast should be ready for her, kids
9-10am bath herself and the kids
10-12 do any other stuff in the house
12-3pm rest, watch movies, chill
3-5pm... Do whatever she likes
5pm boil water and bath the kids
6pm she don bathe and bath kids
7pm... Food don done... Everything dey freezer
8pm we eat
By 9 everyone goes to bed and we knack 1hr

I throw the trash every day
Na me dey go market buy foodstuff
On weekends I clean the house
I wash my all my clothes
I provide all the finance in the house
I satisfy her on the bed when we naka. She begs me that she's tired
I buy her gifts, drop 3k for her everyday
Why should we have a house help when she is a stat at home mum (for now)

So what's the problem..


Mothers, are my demands too much?
Mothers, please when do you close your kitchen and go to bed?
Are you still awake by 11pm every blessed day.
Am I crazy?

Please advice me.

I have begged her, pleaded, shouted, done everything. Sometimes I intentionally come home late (10-11pm) thinking that the kids have gone to bed but my first child will be watching cartoon.

Please advice me. I am going crazy, Lagos is stressful
My situation and home is exactly like what you described above and my night food is late as well because I invest many hours trying to feed the children and running errands by myself without a help is time consuming and tiring likewise attending to crying children and their needs.

All you wrote about time management, and how early your wife must wake up everyday to meet up with this perfect time table that you created for her, please kindly practicalize it by yourself one Saturday alongside feeding the children and see whether you can even do up to half.

Get her a little girl to run little errands and the situation might improve.

It's not easy to be a sit at home mom with no helper because tiredness even comes naturally after giving birth.
CareerRe: Is Studying Engineering Now A Scam In Nigeria by Greenishland(f): 4:07pm On Aug 29, 2022
I studied elect/ elect but I will advise you to study business administration instead of engineering. After graduating with good grades, you will then learn coding online and become a better engineer ( software engineer).

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