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Nairaland GeneralComedian Simon To Be Charged For Assaulting Sepp Blatter. With Dollar. by GreenUzzy(op): 6:10pm On Jul 24, 2015
Comedian Simon Brodkin has revealed the money he
showered over FIFA President Sepp Blatter was $600 of his
own money and that he received all of it back from the
police. Brodkin, best known for his comedy alter egos Lee
Nelson and Jason Bent, evaded security to storm a press
conference at FIFA headquarters in Zurich on Monday and
threw the dollar bills at Blatter.
He was arrested and charged with trespassing by the Swiss
authorities on Tuesday before being released to return to
the UK.
In an interview with the Daily Telegraph, Brodkin said the
money, supposedly to secure the World Cup for North Korea
in 2026, was from his own bank account. He said: 'If you're
going to do it, you do it properly. The FIFA guys couldn't
believe it. In the end it cost me nothing because they gave it
all back. I can assure you there might be corruption in FIFA,
but the Swiss police are corruption-free. They gave back
every penny. 'Here you go, sir.''
Brodkin must now wait and see whether the Swiss
prosecutor feels a trial is necessary.
He added: 'It is, unfortunately, serious. Am I worried? I know
I've been charged and I don't know if I can say too much. I
can say that it would be the greatest irony of all if I was the
first person to go to prison over events in FIFA HQ.'
The stunt was a satirical swipe at the endemic corruption at
the heart of FIFA that is the subject of an ongoing
investigation by the FBI.
Brodkin calmly walked up to Blatter's position as he
prepared to start a press conference and placed a wad of US
dollars on the table, saying: 'This is for North Korea 2026.'
He then turned to address the press while Blatter, who later
announced he would not stand for another term as FIFA
President in forthcoming elections having resigned earlier
this year, waved urgently at security guards to take him
away.
Before he could be removed, Brodkin threw a huge bundle
of notes into the air, which rained down on Blatter.
Explaining the reasons behind his prank, Brodkin said: 'I
guess that I've looked at people in the public eye who
maybe could do with being brought down to earth a little bit.
I think FIFA and Sepp Blatter are probably in that mix. Even
the FIFA security you could sense were smiling and joking
about it. Sepp, not so sure. After arresting me and me being
in a cell for several hours, the Swiss police showed me that
the video had made it on to the website of a big national
paper. There was a warmth there.'
However, Brodkin was still charged with trespass and may
have to return to Switzerland for a trial.
A police spokesman said: 'He will be charged for trespassing
because he wasn't allowed to enter the building. If there will
be a trial it is still to be decided by the prosecutor.
Trespassing in Switzerland is just prosecuted by request like
other minor crimes.'
Source: www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/7/prank-gone-wrong-comedian-simon-to-be.htlm?m=1

PoliticsRe: 21 Aspirants Jostle For Kogi Governorship APC Ticket [see Full List Inside] by GreenUzzy(m): 3:36pm On Jul 24, 2015
Imagine
PoliticsRe: NASS Crisis: Doguwa Decamps, Abandons Gbajabiamila, Accepts Dogara's Offer by GreenUzzy(m): 3:35pm On Jul 24, 2015
Wow
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Most Hilarious Coffins Designed In Ghana (funny Photos) by GreenUzzy(m): 9:43pm On Jul 23, 2015
pijango:
Coffin for a nurse

See more photos here>>>http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=3116
this got me ROTFLMAO
RomanceRe: Man Dies In His Lover's Apartment In Delta by GreenUzzy(m): 7:38pm On Jul 23, 2015
Please let's all stop fornication and adultery......for we never know when the angel of death will come knocking on the door. May almighty help us to make the right decisions all the time IJN AMEN.


Give your life to christ now before its too late.


#EndTimeIsHere
PetsRe: My Pets... Croc, Monitor Lizard, Tortoise by GreenUzzy(m): 5:56pm On Jul 23, 2015
This yoruba people self, nothing they no dey chop, na dem dey chop frog, snail now tortois na wa o
PetsRe: My Pets... Croc, Monitor Lizard, Tortoise by GreenUzzy(m): 5:52pm On Jul 23, 2015
Hoii:
Owls! God forbid. No be me and you
nobody wan keep that winch of a bird as a pet ooooo
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Planned Probe Of Only Jonathan Administration And The "Far Past" by GreenUzzy(m): 5:36pm On Jul 23, 2015
cheruv:
The dullarddinho has nothing to offer angry
just know that you're also insulting your folks.
CelebritiesRe: Fiona Amuzie Graduates From UK University by GreenUzzy(m): 5:30pm On Jul 23, 2015
buygala:
A blonde Ibo girl? huh shocked



Wonders shall never end sad
ROTFLMAO.......guy you too funny.
CrimeRe: PHOTO: Masked Man Steals The Foundation Stone Messi Laid In Gabon by GreenUzzy(m): 6:15am On Jul 23, 2015
importexpert:
guys are you hearing what am hearing? 3m to release a block, my naija brothers are ready to start kidnapping houses. by the time you multiply number of blocks in a house by 3m the story will be different grin
3.5mil for messi visit not to release the block gaddamit.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Misplaces Gold Custom Necklace At #MTVMAMA2015, Fans Returns It To Him by GreenUzzy(m): 2:26pm On Jul 19, 2015
Mancity26:
Is like d guy is destined 2 be poor
you think everybody is a criminal like you?
Christianity EtcRe: Major African Gods And Their Origin by GreenUzzy(m): 5:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
Anyone with the link were I can download "WINDECK" Angolan telenovela should please help.
TV/MoviesRe: Which Movie You Won't Mind Watching Over And Over Again??? by GreenUzzy(m): 5:32pm On Jul 18, 2015
lopjohnny:
which movie you won't mind watching over and over again?? as for me it's 3 idiots... yourshuh
jungle fever, windeck, dog day aftrnoon, desperado, tree hill, season break, 24, romeo+juliet
PoliticsRe: Saraki Joins President Buhari At Eid Ground by GreenUzzy(m): 2:13pm On Jul 17, 2015
Trailblazer1:
And shekau your hero undecided
lol
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Gana Appointed As NSCDC Commandant By Buhari by GreenUzzy(m): 1:53pm On Jul 17, 2015
bushdoc9919:
Nupe. Gana is a Nupe Name.
Nupes are not Hausas.
the gbagis also bears gana
RomanceRe: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by GreenUzzy(m): 1:31pm On Jul 15, 2015
Gurgle:
if only it were you she followed there
you won't see this topic to comment on.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Detains Steven Orosanye For Pension Fraud by GreenUzzy(m): 1:26pm On Jul 15, 2015
JUBILEE2000:
lolz..hands of fellowship in deed
lol
TravelRe: Nigerian Driver In Canada Loses License For Insulting Gay Men Kissing In His Cab by GreenUzzy(m): 1:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
DaBullIT:
Canada is not America huh
*puke*
TravelRe: Nigerian Driver In Canada Loses License For Insulting Gay Men Kissing In His Cab by GreenUzzy(m): 1:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
DaBullIT:
Canada is not America huh
*puke*
SportsRe: Oliseh & His Foreign Assistant Coach As NFF Unveils Them (Photos) by GreenUzzy(m): 1:22pm On Jul 15, 2015
phransix147:
E be like say u no know ur mate abi? Abi ogun wan kill ur papa? Take time oh!
mate u said? Do you know my age? Get on the sidewalk.
SportsRe: NFF Set The Stage As They Plan To Unveil Sunday Oliseh Today (Photos) by GreenUzzy(m): 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2015
doublewisdom:
Is the man in brown wearing a woman's underwear?
wetin cary ur eyes go there?
SportsRe: Oliseh & His Foreign Assistant Coach As NFF Unveils Them (Photos) by GreenUzzy(m): 12:30pm On Jul 15, 2015
phransix147:
NFF no know say to be Pundit na one thing and to be coach na another thing... Make we see how every go play!
pray for him to succeed rif_raf.
PoliticsRe: RIVERS ELECTION: TRIBUNAL DISGRACED DAWARI, ODILI …Declares PDP winner by GreenUzzy(m): 9:57am On Jul 15, 2015
soloafe:
this is not a surprise. we Voted PDP all the way. Am even praying For rerun elections, so we can take back the few vote APC GOT In April.
don't be so sure. Parade has changed gear.
PoliticsRe: Police Seal Up 22 Rivers LG Secretariat On Orders From IG by GreenUzzy(m): 6:59am On Jul 11, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
Buhari will always be a dictator, Rivers state is being used as his lab rat to test his powers. To those APC goats quoting me * May you have delay in life the way Buhari is delaying to announce his cabinet*
lmao
PoliticsRe: Police Seal Up 22 Rivers LG Secretariat On Orders From IG by GreenUzzy(m): 6:47am On Jul 11, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
This is an affront on the judiciary, Buhari is biting more than he can chew because state sponsored intimidation of PDP government in Rivers state will never be tolerated.
wake up from your slumber
PoliticsRe: Police Seal Up 22 Rivers LG Secretariat On Orders From IG by GreenUzzy(m): 6:41am On Jul 11, 2015
jlinkd78:
APC is falling by d day. Wike is smarter here cos it was d courts (a Federal one for that matter) that dissolved d l.g chairmen. Dat he even gave a 6mnth period during which a proper l.g election must be done makes him a better democrat than a lot of governors in d country (even APC controlled states esp Rocha's) who will use caretaker chairmen 'ad infinitum'. Amaechi tot Wike wud v used his executive powers in connivance with d state assembly to sack them but Wike waited for d courts. Its only a matter of time d Police will come out to deny this n claim they were there to forestall breakdown of law n order. Honestly I am one of those DAT this Wike's leadership charisma is coming to as a surprise cos they made him appear as a tout n highly occultic down here. But really, this guy will have a lot to celebrate within first 100days n might be d NXT Akpabio in terms of devptal strides. Another reason for me to think this Wike dude was truly d brain behind Amaechi first term success as CoS cos Amaechi really did well during his first 4years.
how are they failing? you're a hypocrite. When GEJ was dealing with Ameachi you didn't see anything wrong with it right. If you're not happy with the latest development get on the sidewalk.
EducationRe: UNIABUJA Male Student Allegedlly Wanking While Peeping Into Female Hostel by GreenUzzy(m): 8:56pm On Jul 10, 2015
He was caught cucumbating with his cucumber in his hand lawwwwwwd.
EducationRe: UNIABUJA Male Student Allegedlly Wanking While Peeping Into Female Hostel by GreenUzzy(m): 8:55pm On Jul 10, 2015
wildchild1:
Lmao
WANKSTAR grin
willie self-servicer
EducationRe: UNIABUJA Male Student Allegedlly Wanking While Peeping Into Female Hostel by GreenUzzy(m): 8:54pm On Jul 10, 2015
modelmike7:
PERVERT!!!
this one pass pervert.

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