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Sallam

Sallam, my fellow Nigerians let's not decieve our selves or be decieved, National Assembly do make moni, they live exorbitant lyf style, enof. Classical chicks, flexn etc and of all they swear to Holy QURAN and BIBLE wht do u expect whn they re no more in office, BROKE.

My Fello Nigerian dis is a Fantastic Idea, the Biggest Charllenge na POWER SUPPLY dat wil be use to power da Machines.

Hello, Don't mind some people advice ooo, wil give u advice from da position of da law, go report to NEPA make dem disconet am, also link a Nepa staff to a police man servicn in a station close to the house, the Nepa man wil serve as a compainar ur tenant wil serve as a suspect, once ur tenant reconnet da light illegally go station report to da police man, dem go come arrest ur tanant nd press charge against am. THEF. He go cost u smal moni.

Hello my fellow Nigerians let's dash bck to history, IBB devalue Naira, IBB institutionalise kaka worm called CORRUPTION, na his regim Nigeria start collectn VISA b4 den na to buy air ticket at da entry point ur passport wil be stampted, Letter Bomb Late Delegiwa, Cocain Pursher Mary Ogar, Ejigbo plane Crash many Biriliant officer diead, Allocation of Oil Wells to private Foks etc dats why he is caled a EVIL GENUS.

Hello my Nja fox in posession of charm is an offence is in da law book, most Nigeria don't know wht is contain in Penal code nd Criminal Code, pls always read.

Sai Baba Sai Baba Sai Baba. To be realistic nd truthful is nt possible with which money whn NDA re blown up pipes. Geskiya baba u re. Performing below expectation.

Hello Nja. Many things most people in Nigeria don't understand. Police is da representation of any Nation. Nigeria as a Nation is CORRUPT, NEPOTISM, BIAS, GOD FATHERISM, etc, whn Nigeria police go Abroad for forign Mission they perform excellent. Meaning they underfunded.

Sallam Niger State was created since 1976, up til date notn to show for it kure came, and did little, Talba came bad, Abulolo worst. Na Gen Abdusalam's house dem dey deside how to disburse our servention and political appointments Hausa re da biggest problem in Nja Nigerligs Nupes nd Gwaries wake up.

Hello, na for south una go try dis rubbish if una try am for North u know da next tin. Fools

Hello Nigerias many people don't know that police work with da confirment of da law, the giver and da taker re both offenders. Its called Abetmenmt in law also ignorance is nt an excuse in Law.

Guy run far away from her, since trust no dey again.

Nice pix ooo

Use....less question. The OP is sick in the head.

mohciz69:
the man is useless Jo...he promised to pay corpers till now we've not seen or heard anything n yet he'll be travelling up n down...APSHIT!

he is a clueless governor, worst in the history of the state.

Bello has nothing to offer the Nigerlites. The man is clueless, confused, lacks leadership skills. Since he was sworn in, he hasn't done anything tangible in the state. We are not always lucky in Niger. NASKO would have been better than this clueless nonentity. They should have stone the modafucker in the head. He conducted LG elections for more than 3 months now, yet this people has yet to receive a penny from him, not even their allowances. While the Deputy Governor busy looting the treasury. The only thing Governor Bello is good at is junketing.

kevinberry:
nd you believe in God.smh

No form saint here o.

HERSLEY:
Lol one of the reasons I love 9ja. People can be smart! Especially on twitter. Not the dummies here always tribe fighting.

Damn.....I dey imagine things. That ur A$$ though. I go just take it from the back.

My brother's Ex babe.

No be only 33..........Nonsense.

EgusiSoup:
This is what the dullard is causing this country I am tired of this dullard. He is so dull. Goodluck Jonathan Needs to come back. He really does

Useless bunch of APC e-diots will quote me.

come back to your family to ruin them not Nigeria.

Don4life:
Is is not supposed to be a guide to failing Managers like Mourinho. It is not even a piece of advice; it’s merely some rant by me, a Barcelona fan, who derives pleasure from seeing Chelsea and Mourinho play badly. For the Chelsea fans who have the privilege (or misfortune) of reading reading this piece; this is my opinion, not Jobberman’s.

With that said, let’s get down to it, shall we?



Career Lesson One

Story:
Chelsea FC have only won ONE Champions league trophy and I remember vividly that after that final, the only set of football fans who ‘had the right’ to speak at viewing centres were Chelsea fans. The rest of us dared not, even though at the time fans of FC Barcelona, Manchester United, FC Bayern, R.Madrid, Juventus and a few others had won (or celebrated winning) that same trophy multiple times. But Chelsea got it once and all hell was let loose; they just wouldn’t let us rest anymore.

Again, Mourinho is famous for repeatedly insisting that Arsene Wenger is a ‘specialist in failure’. The guy sees every pre and post match press conference as an opportunity to rant, complain and insult the person of Arsene; that’s more like his favorite pastime. Well, I bring good news; the dude called Mourinho now wins just one match in every month. Now, who’s the specialist in failure? I can’t laugh abeg.

Lesson:
Enjoy your success, but don’t rub it in the faces of other people.



Career Lesson Two

Story:
Chelsea sacked the only coach to have ever gotten them the Champions league trophy (what Mourinho would never be able to do for them) just a season after. The guy was dismissed like he never did anything good for them — the same idiotic way some bosses dismiss their secretaries/typists after a small typo.

Fast-forward to 2015, Mourinho in his characteristic autocratic manner ‘disciplined and dismissed’ the pretty, affable and reliable team physio, Eva Carneiro over some flimsy and almost irrelevant on-field situation. By the way, the Physio was clearly doing her job by attending to the injured Chelsea player– I think it was Hazard…or err Fabregas; can’t really remember, I hardly watch Chelsea matches — they bore me.

Need I remind everyone that that was the beginning of the slump for Chelsea and Mourinho. Apparently, the lady wasn’t just a Physio, she was very integral to the team, she had some influence and even though her impact might not have been very visible on the surface, they only had to let her go to realize their folly. There are people like that in every team. I like to believe that that event affected the team morale and see where they are on the table today — too low for me to even see.

Lesson:
Don’t Sack Your Eva Carneiro.



Career Lesson Three

Story:
Mourinho has a terrible attitude: he blames everyone but himself when things go awry. Many examples come to mind, but one is fresh. When Chelsea lost to Southampton earlier this season in the premiership, Mourinho cleverly brought in Matic, a defensive midfielder, when he needed to score. Now Mourinho perhaps had seen that that match was a lost cause and wanted to take the media attention away from him. Guess what the ‘special one’ did: baba brought in Matic, waited for Chelsea to concede an inevitable goal and almost immediately removed Matic again.

Now the uninitiated in the mind-games of Mourinho would not easily understand that move, but I will enlighten you. By removing Matic after Chelsea conceded that goal, Mourinho cleverly diverted media attention away from himself, and summarily made the Matic the scape-goat by simply making it appear like Matic was responsible for that goal and he had to be removed. In the end, most people blamed Matic, not Mourinho for the loss.

Lesson:
Prepare for downtime. Things will not always go right and when they eventually go wrong, don’t
push the blame to others, take responsibility and man up.



Career Lesson Four

Story:
Mourinho has a consciousness of self that is unrivaled. The man exhibits the highest form of self-love (or selfishness). When he first came to Chelsea after winning the Champions league with Porto, the guy ceremoniously announced to the English media that he was ‘the special one‘. He had a brilliant spell thereafter. Correct me if I’m wrong, I think he later announced himself as ‘the only one‘ (can’t remember if that was in England, Italy, or Spain).

Frankly, Mourinho is a great coach and winner. But the guy doesn’t just praise his teams as much as one would expect especially as his success is largely tied to the efforts of his players. Mourinho however takes more of the accolades for himself. Mourinho competes with his star players for glory and attention.

Lesson:
It’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done, but it’s better when you do
more of same to your team. You might be special, but you equally need a great team to succeed.

Pheww…that’s all folks!

stuuuuuupid boy!

tolexy007:
B

B= Bastards

Haba

natas22:
Those two don't know there rights the soldier doesn't have the right to treat them this way. What the two did is totally wrong but they don't deserve such humiliation.


They suppose to sue the soldier

you're 100% right. But in this situation when you're so tensed you don't even know what decision to take. I will do same.

lampardizik:
Hello Nairalanders
so yesterday i learnt that the correct response to "how do you do?" is "how do you do".
it made no sense to me because i thought the logical response would be "fine" or "good" or stuffs like that,that is why i have brought this to NL to clarify. So professors in the house,let us know which is the correct response to "How Do You Do?".
"fine" or "how do you do"

Nothing

We @chelseafc finally signed @_pedro17_ from barcelona.

He's already training with us.

#ManU fans be like we lost him.

BeeBeeOoh:
what is d meaning of a fool??

Mathew 5:22

BeeBeeOoh:
If u dey go police station kari fuel money, no 4get to do so. Thanks

guy you don know our police force finish. Lmao

alcmene:
I am happy because i never contributed to this mess going on in the country......GEJ we miss you

you and your family missed him.

JVgal:

hahahahahahah

taiocol:

just wait and see dude.