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Datz lyf....... If am d guy as soon as d robbers leave, she is leavin, I won't hurt yu neither willi talk 2 yu, cuz I can't forgive dat nor forget.

Dis woman wanna kill Mr. President konji. Excessive storage of spermatozoan impedes tinkin process.......

We all have weakness.

Why not add up dis way?
Value of shirt:$97
Change 2 mom:$1
Change 2 dad: $1
Yursef. :$1

$100

LustreChris:
Naija ladies been sucking since 613BC...
mods do the needful... front page

Tah! Which kind?

The man is in himsef lugubious.........wateva dat means

Hmmm one mama ll stil wanna try dez weird methods. Imagine d kin tin he say mak una put; egg,cucuber,avacado, olive oil,crude oil,garlic, ginger, pepper.......... Is d breeast a baking pan?

Sing deir praise n get a car key......





Small tym nw ds eyen ifot go cary d moni go lagos go spend.
Prodigal son.

Op na foolish rogue, yu tink nairaland is alaba?

Anytin mak mi dial dat yur numba na beta insult yu go get....

Wen yu finish all d beer den ll undastnd....lol

nzeobi:
Girls may be missing but not that 270 that is speculated

Ma guy I stil doubt it jor. Those grls were sttin 4 waec, so it is so easy 2 publish their names and photograph @ least a passport but I neva saw 1, did yu?

Sirniyeh:
The claim of the abduction is causing confusion. Four camps were raided and razed down and yet the girls are no where to be found. Looks sceptical...!

Forget dez politrickians.....

BEFORE ELECTION
Buhari: I ll bring back the missng chibok girls

AFTER ELECTIONS (and declared wnner)
Buhari: I can't promise to return the missing Chibok girls.

Chibok girls abduction is a SCAM........

tucky200:
Sorry I don't understand u...u mean there are no missing girls ?

Exactly! This is NIGERIA

This cud b a product of a very avoidable yet costly mistake or bad road,which eva RIP 2 d dead n may God bless their souls.
2 d wounded I Wish quick recovery.

Those FRSC ppl will nt get der on tym 2 help bt if na 2 hold 4 sit belt dem b no1.



Min while op did yu snap from a movin vehicle?

Sirniyeh:
This signifies the battle is half won! Yes, half won because the Chibok girls are yet to be recovered.

That's if @ all any girl is missing.

Is it fear or courage that propels her thus?

I don't care abt d fight , all I see is













D MONEY$$$

LaRoyalHighness:
Rubbish! What's wrong with our masquerade etc?

It is so demonic....... Nt sure anyway but heard some masquerade, if dey flog a yung lady she becomes barren.

Am NOT sure!


But wat I am sure of is that Nigeria's backwrdness is a product of people not doin tins right, multiplied wit a failin government in addition to d fact that...........

ITS ALLOWED!

Wait o na evn shine shine bobo, sista get mind o

And d tn dey smell ha, see dey way she do face......... And na public toilet sef





#Selfiegonesouth

May 29........... Sounds lyk a gud title 4 an action movie.


Ask Jamie Fox

ifyan:
Deceitful politicians.

No goal

NO directive
Etc.

You know. ....

Imagine! Political parties are meant to be builton ideologies. I pity dem.

If APC kps acceptin rogue defectors and double agents den the idea has been defeated and b4 long it ll become a ticking bomb countin down 2 explusion.

Sandydayz:
Psycopath... Hmmm
Temitemi1... U had to quote him?

Shey I ft slap d both of them I 4 happy.

Is she d daughter of LIE Mohammed?

Arghhhh! Tinubu

All thnks 2 our poor an ineffective govt. Such fate neva befalls citizens of gud nations.


Ask d Germans.

Since yu are d first reporter wf d news shud we give yu a medal of honour?

buygala:
If my child survives that, I will just smile, and forget about it


Some months later, I will also visit the visitor and throw his child up in the same manner... and I will also just smile, and forget about it


AN EYE FOR AN EYE

Wat if dvisitor is a barren witch?