₦airaland Forum

Is she d daughter of LIE Mohammed?

Arghhhh! Tinubu

All thnks 2 our poor an ineffective govt. Such fate neva befalls citizens of gud nations.


Ask d Germans.

Since yu are d first reporter wf d news shud we give yu a medal of honour?

buygala:
If my child survives that, I will just smile, and forget about it


Some months later, I will also visit the visitor and throw his child up in the same manner... and I will also just smile, and forget about it


AN EYE FOR AN EYE

Wat if dvisitor is a barren witch?

gulfer:
You nor get calculator

Why body dey bite dis 1?
Well no I don't avn so wat?

dammytosh:
Lol

I can't wait to see Femi Fani Kauode and Doyin Okuugbe as opposition analysts.

Awon baba Weere.

Fayose will be impeached and will test run the executive jail we will build.

Sai Baba

Are yu sure dey ll oppose or just simply








DECAMP!

Total of both parties n d dfference plz......

Gory sight......

Yu neva cn tell. Funny enuf I asked ma guyz dis same queston dis mornn n dey said ts nt possble.

Talkin abt yur signature, who is d creator?



How eva I still wonder why God regretted creatn man (Gen.6:6) wen he alredy knows dat man wud disobey him.

I stll believe in GOD tho.

Cuz 2 baba wear yu wan wear , una be mate ni?






Just kiddin bro,

Sir Alex Otti is. Already der.
Godbless ABIA

Since I don't knw d year I ws born?

Does it stil work

IGBOSON1:
^^^There are Fulanis in other West African countries, so how comes they're not plaguing those countries too! The fact of the matter is this is a localized unique Nigerian problem: the rest of us (Igbos and Efik/Ibibio/Annang are excluded) indulged them their every whim right from the 1960s, and we're now seeing the result of our cowardice! They now have a misplaced sense of entitlement owing to decades of being the undisputed 'boss' of the country!

I get yur point, dey re always allowed 2 get away wid evry nasty tin dey do which is so wrong. Recently I saw dem in my place and I warned my uncle abt dem....... Dey mean DOOM 2 host communities.

Fyn mokite give dat dude jor

Fulanis are plague sent 2 torment Nigeria......

Do dey also get allowance for fightin in the house?



See pple papa n sugar daddies, afta d daughter wud pose 4 niggaz n be lyk
"Ma dad is a senator".


National Nuisance.

Olutola88:
This is no game. Give us a tougher one

Ma frnd don't be lyk olusola...... Play dis 1 1st.


Mine is coMPRehensive

I hugged your mom because that's what I do....lol

Mogidi:
And we know what they mean by "rest", I hope its not the Yar' Adua rest.

Afta a series of rest, he RESTED......

"Is yu dat rily draw it? Yu try o"

Yar'dua's wife said d same tin until she ws packed outta Aso rock.........

And d fada doesn't want 2 comment, dat mean d story is 2ru n he is ashame of his recalcitrant son.


A foolish son is a disgrace 2 d MOTHER

diceman1:
While I appreciate your cynicism, I also want people to realize that Nigerians need to stop encouraging violence and black men need to stop killing each other. This is 2015 and if Biafra is that serious about seceding I am sure it can be done without firing a single bullet.

One Nigeria.

In as much as I don't appreciate violence, yu n I knoww dat no peaceful medium can produce Biafra (compare d case of sudan)

Min while ONE NIGERIA is a fat fable

diceman1:
While I appreciate your cynicism, I also want people to realize that Nigerians need to stop encouraging violence and black men need to stop killing each other. This is 2015 and if Biafra is that serious about seceding I am sure it can be done without firing a single bullet.

One Nigeria.

In as much as I don't appreciate violence, yu n I knoww dat no peaceful medium can produce Biafra (compare d case of sudan)

Min while ONE NIGERIA is a fable

diceman1:
With Guns and Bullets?

No wif spear n axe.........

But on a mur serious note, can a gud news b reported in Nigeria?

wakacome:
My son must you display your stupidity on the internet??

Lyk fada lyk son