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Igbo boys no get chills.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6zx_tQ9zU

I am sure the elder referred in this video is Elampiro.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6zx_tQ9zU

Nihilist:
Klopp hasn't spent the annual budget of an African country in transfer fees though. Just saying.

Botswana or Seychelles?

QueenSekxy:
none ..na worwor people full here

Lol. Hasty assumption, don't you think?

hardwerk:
oga griffon...please is your sojourn to owerri business oriented ?will it require an extra hand ?i'am asking because i need something doing and since you are in my area of reside ,i am willing to offer the extra hand

My brother, I am just a radio boy who still dey learn work under a team. We are here for an event and I am here with my crew.

Thanks for your concern, that was quite thoughtful of you.

Ibime:
Airmark checking google vigorously to investigate whether Edward Nketiah is eligible for Super Eagles or Uganda

Simpledawg and pamcode, I'll reach out to you guys once I'm done with my assignment in Owerri.

I was actually on the road when Funlord delivered the goodies even with some icing on top.

Make una bear with me for the next couple of hours, I gotta rest, get acquainted with my new surrounding, do some coverage tomorrow morning, retire to my cover before sending those credits.

Biko. Just drop me your digits at Iammcsinclair@gmail.com, I go buzz una when I'm chanced.

It was worth the megabytes. Funlord you do well to put me to that test. Na the first time I dey try out rap lines.

Skimpledawg:
Bros, why?

Griffon never pay us salary this month. This one na incentive na

Hehehe. Diggz person go kee enself for your idea

funlord:
Baba just collect this credit na! I no get time for this long thing abeg! In fact just give me your account number make you break am down as you like....i am running a business!

Let me have your mail sir Or better still drop a message on Iammcsinclair@gmail.com

I'll get back to you

Nihilist:
Brick squad!

Griffon Escobar.

lalaboi:
Heineken brah. . .

Start with 5, no sh1t for your pant. . .

funlord:
His phone number and network of his choice?

Can you do me a favor and send this in bricks?

#200 credit to Diggz (Cobham team)
#200 credit to Simpledawg (Cobham team)
#100 credit to Pamcode (Compensation package)

Then #500 Glo credit to Iammcsinclair@gmail.com

raumdeuter:
Shebi you are summing it together?

So Pamcode 3 Griffon 1

Now sum it together. Griffon if you win shey you go send N50 credit to pamcode

No wahala. That one no be problem. #100 credit for Pamcode, #400 for my Cobham team. Na so I take plan am be that.

lalaboi:
4 crates untip 1k lol.

Wetin you dey take ogbeni?

raumdeuter:
At all at all na himbad pass

Griffon lines were better, but pamcode looks hungrier the money will go a long way

Pamcode, If I make you winner will you denounce Hazard publicly?

Hehehe.

Dayo na typical Ile-ife politician. Pot-bellied greedy thug. Modafucker

Skimpledawg:
Griffon, my CEO.


As we await the verdict of Pa Raumdeuter, lets party mehn


Cobhams express

**Dances shoki the Dino Melaye way

Dawg tell that madam wey dey across the road to drag in 4 crates of beer here.

We must make sure this place fall.

I don't get it. She was about to show her father her views and asked a photographer to take the shot?

Are these people still sane?

Neymar be like "Baba win your thing dey go jare, this midget wey dey we side never see chomchin"

chic2pimp:
If I no collect am my name no be chic2pimp. Nah some people's one month wage be that after you remove tax and NI.

Yesterday Sir. The verse that I read said and I quote "Give and it shall be given unto you"

The hustle is real

Funlord over to you, are you prepared to send 1k pounds and commit suicide thereafter?

Elnino4ladies:
You ain't winning shiit bro.

My nigga iamnlia is winning this with his dope bars

Iamn-what? Last I checked, this contest was open to humans not stationery stores

chic2pimp:
I for don enter longtime ago. Funlord make we do am this way nau

So if Funlord try hustle out 500k naira for naija send give you wey dey UK untop rap, you go still collect am?

Chic2pimp, when last did you read the bible?

Nihilist:
There's nothing silly about that stat. It only looks confusing when the stat is missused.

The correct way to use stats like goal scoring rate is to compare strikers who have enjoyed a similar amount of gametime

So you will see a caveat like 'Among the strikers who have played xyz minutes, player A is the deadliest with one goal every 5 minutes)

Even Whoscored have a minimum number of games you have to play before they display your name on their main tables.

In this case, it was misused as there were no names in contention, caption just read "Batshuayi is the deadliest striker in Premier League history".

Press Release:

"We have evidence to prove that Ibime who is favoured to win the contest went over the 4 lines limit with few lines. We also have evidence to prove that the second best on the night, Afrodoc, was not eligible (not qualified – as contest is only open for Chelsea fans).

With little or no genuine challenge left, this leaves our client Griffon Jantamanta, in pole position to win the sought after airtime.

In Orubebe's voice, we won't take it if these results are rigged.

We have a nuclear weapon in our possession"

- Akpan Ikorodu
Publicity Officer TeamGriffon

Elnino4ladies:
That's funny

diggz:
That is how we ended up with babayoko

I tell people stats are scams, they lie more than Lai Mohammed.

With just seven Premier League goals and a shooting accuracy of 48%, Mitchy is the deadliest of all time.

Stats eh.

With one goal every 60.57 minutes, Batshuayi is the most deadly striker in Premier League history.

That's how silly stats can look

I won't be surprised if Nihilist don collect the 1k airtime wey dey promise we the upcoming rappers. Buhari's administration dey run corruption from Aso Rock to England

VargasVee:
You want to get rich overnight Bro

#1k

350k can't make me rich na. Hate the game not the player

diggz:
You try..where you see 1k dollars?

Osanoboa go visit una oo with thunder if this money no dey come from Jand.

diggz:
Nice......

1k dollars right? That's roughly 350k naira, I don't need stories.

Wasteman Yoko be sauntering against Doucoure/ tell him to drop my 14 and pack and go.
White alfa thinks picking up 14 will make him look like Thierry/nah he is just flopping like Pizzaro.
Hell no hell no, did we really pay 40milla for Nihilist's nigga/ fella must be rimming Emenalo
Diggz please don't stop me from wasting my rap lines on that ninny/I'm only doin' this for my 1k Glo

Ibime:
Oga stop spoiling my good name here. You want no one to enter into bet with me again?

A bet must fulfil three conditions:

(a) The two parties must commit to the bet
(b) The terms of the bet must be clear
(c) Fulfillment of conditions must be measurable

In our case, you failed to meet criteria (a) because you did not seek commitment or agreement from me before producing evidence

You failed to pay Raumdeuter in his bet because he did not meet criteria (c) in your bet with him. The first-time pass criteria is not a measurable criteria, leading you to claim that KDBs passes were not of the same ilk as the terms of the bet.

And in Nihilist case, I have just clarified criteria (b) the terms of the original bet to prevent legal stalemate later.

And I will add another criterion (d.) - also make your bet quantifiable eg £ or $, cos nothing stops me from buying Nihilist a 1994 edition Airmax, ladies pink-coloured Airmax, Size 2 baby Airmax or even 2nd hand Okrika Airmax. In this matter, I will observe the spirit of the law rather than the letter of the law and provide £100 for purchase of the agreed Airmax.

I still dey learn work where you dey baba . . .

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Nihilist:
Next thing we will hear is that it's only goals on the training pitch that count