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Nihilist:
That talk would be too long...but i'll just mention some key points.

Visa-less travel to 20+ European destinations

Financial risk of leaving the EU might not be commensurate to percieved benefits

Not everyone voting leave is a racist, but you can bet all of the racists are voting leave.

Then again I'm a lazy sob not particularly interested in voting. I'm not even registered. So, yeah..

I'd love to have you buttress most of the points raised but that would be in your spare time.

Nihilist:
I'm not voting.

I would vote remain if I was though.

Educate me. What could be your reasons?

Nihilist:
Griffon I don't think you understand how easy it is to wake up this morning, decide to go to France this afternoon, and be there by 6pm without thinking about applying for Visa

Hehehe. The thing is freaking neat, I mean neat. Phuck those god-damned paper-works. I saw long queues snaking down roads from many polling stations, hope you got involved?

Jamie Vardy has ended all speculation about his future by signing a new four year deal with Leicester City.

Poland vs Switzerland - Saturday June 25, 2pm, Saint-Etienne

Wales vs Northern Ireland- Saturday June 25, 5pm, Paris

Croatia vs Portugal- Saturday June 25, 8pm, Lens

France vs Republic of Ireland- Sunday June 26, 2pm, Lyon

Germany vs Slovakia- Sunday June 26, 5pm, Lille

Hungary vs Belgium- Sunday June 26, 8pm, Toulouse

Italy vs Spain- Monday June 27, 5pm, Saint-Denis

England vs Iceland- Monday June 27, 8pm, Nice

Quarter-finals:

Switzerland/Poland vs Croatia/Portugal- Thursday June 30, 8pm, Marseille

Wales/Northern Ireland vs Hungary/Belgium- Friday July 1, 8pm, Lille

Germany/Slovakia vs Italy/Spain- Saturday July 2, 8pm, Bordeaux

France/Republic of Ireland vs England/Iceland- Sunday July 3, 8pm, Saint-Denis

This sh1t is easy. Thrash Hamsik and his fellow comrades, then eviscerate the brainless goons from Italy as usual.

VC we need to see pictures or we don't believe it.

Yeah right, Get back with her but dump her later that day...no one talked about the damn duration

Too many booze? These English folks sha. Now you know why they couldn't beat a piss-poor Russian side.

Nihilist:
Pjanic goes to Juve.

Pogba is up for grabs.

Highly Coveted, but I'm no longer sure I want him at the club.

I love everything about him on paper, but he cost too damn much.

Nigga is the next galactico. Watch this space.

Nihilist:
Griffon, Rudiger has done his ACL.

I'm just phucking gutted. Not only because I woulda loved to see him at Chelsea but b'cos this also affects Die Maanschaft.

bigkesh:
My transfers......

Ins- Murillo,Umtiti,Weisser,Kante,Diawara,Shane long/Dembele(Rennes),Ben Arfa(free)

OUT- Iva,,Mikel,Pedro,Willian( for funds,his display can be better...wise to sell now),Baba,Costa,

YOUTHS- Ake,Baker,Colkett,Musonda


Coutois-
Wisser-Zouma-Umtiti-Kenedy/Azpi

Kante-DiAwara-Baker

Musonda - CF- hazard

Subs- Ake,Murillo,Cahill,fabregas,Colkett,long,Ben Arfa.......

Wisser+Umtiti+Murillo can't be more than 60m combined
Diawara and kante have a 40m release clause combined

The sales should cover at least 60m.......

With Diawara and Kante protecting Zouma and Umtiti,we will have more clean sheets than any dull waec candidtate....
Kenedy and Wisser,Hazard and Musonda.....Wing play just got crazy

But yeah,this is Chelsea.....

You're an Idealist, I understand that, but this is Chelsea not Lyon and this is EPL not the ligue 1.

How can you settle for this in a time we have a new manager who faces an uphill task getting us back to form? In a time we'd be facing virtually the best managers in the world?

Conte needs the best legs not these unproven chaps, no one ain't got time for experiments, we're in deep sh1t already.

Ben Arfa, Musonda, Weisser? Willian and Costa out? Bigkesh my nigga be honest with me, how different are you from Emenalo?

Ibime:
Report says Mkhitaryan favours Arsenal over Chelsea.

Omo if so na GOALS GOALS GOALS go full that Arsenal front line with Sanchez, Vardy and Mkhitaryan.

And they're not going about it the wrong way.

With Xhaka and Coquelin around, these ninjas have the whole freedom in the world to go out and exert damage upon damage.

One more solid centre-back, I'd be dreading Arsenal for the first time in a long time.

lordfalcao:
bids ! bids!! and bids!!! I Want to start seeing the words Done Deal and Official

Clubs would love to take advantage of our current predicament by inflating the valuation of their assets. They know we're eager to bounce back and we'd be desperate to bring on board the best legs, so it's definitely Chelsea dance to our tone or scram!

These negotiations aren't going to be a smooth ride.

Sodomy!

This isn't the activeness the pioneers of this thread were clamoring for. Slow your roll rival fans, slow.

According to the Sun, Chelsea have made a £20m bid for N'kante.

The blues have already met the French sensation several times over a proposed deal according to Italian journalist Tancredi Palmeri.

Hehe. Must be that time of the year Emenalo visits this thread to save his job

Latest:

1. Radja Nainggolan confirms talk with Chelsea. It was a pretty clear 'come and get me' plea.

2. According to newspaper II Tempo, Roma are willing to sell Rudiger to Chelsea, only if we can raise a reported opening bid of £17m to £20m.

And these two are very much in my plans for next season. The walls have ears.

How can you in one breath vow not to sing about sex in other not to sour your relationship with God only to be comfortable confessing how it seemed right screwing two friends in two years in your next line?

How can you in one breath preach about decency only to admit liking Cynthia Morgan? Same Cynthia wey presenter dey squeeze em boobs for live interview?

Either this Mabel of a girl is well versed in the act of double standard or she's simply confused.

Your No9 doesn't bode well with me in any way. I can't flag down a dirty chick ever again.

The last time I gave it a shot I was a tad drunk. It was while this chick was pulling down her panties that I percieved a foul odour. Even in my drunk state, I knew something was wrong somewhere, that goddamned stench was bad enough to wipe out the rodents race in my apartment.

My third leg which had already gone firm went flaccid immediately and just right then I pleaded with the gurl to take her leave that my momma was visiting me in the next couple of minutes.

Just scrap off that No9. I can't imagine chopping let alone cleaning my gob.

SIRcumalot:
you can't just drop the bolded and walk away bro.
is it real or just bored naija guys wey Don read too many Dan Brown books playing at the real thing?

Hehe. The crap is real. This isn't sports related so we'd have to drop it.

Wikipedia have got the whole info you need on this, freemasonry, bund der perfektibilisten, the new world order etc.

FBS:
Let's give a rest though now that you have partially seen the light.

Each time the emboldened line comes on, I tend to remember a chat I once had with a member of the Illuminati.

Meanwhile, RIP to Muhammed Ali, the greatest sportsman ever.

Ibime:
Can he play LCB? I always see him at RCB.

We already have Zouma, Cahill and Christensen at RCB.

That LCB wey John Terry dey na the koko

Certainly a RCB.

theDEVILisHERE:
"implicated"
in what sense?

pls explain this situation in more simple terms

It's simple as, him taking his false claims outside NL and getting battered. It's a grave risk hence I cautioned him to watch his words.

theDEVILisHERE:
"Watch your words"

And why should he do that?

So as not to inadvertently get himself implicated.

His claims are wrong.

Pataki:
Actually you should be asking Mr. Griffon this question. He was the first person to state 'a dying chelsea' to me. I simply tagged along.

Pun intended.

willibounce1:
What if it had anything to do with Egede? Are you threatening him? You ipods youth never learn. By the time you get killed or arrested, your eyes go clear. I don't know what you gain from cultism

You must be high on an old-school spliff. Where in my post did I threaten him?

That was just a well timed caution. The guy might just take that insinuation outside NL and ignorantly implicate himself.

menix:
Egede boiz...

Make I carry my "Bucket" go fetch water while I wait for Ndi Egede..

Watch your words, this has nothing to do with Egede.

These niggas are with Burkinafaso.

According to Gazzetta dello Sport, Rudiger's agents were in London yesterday for talks with Chelsea directors after Roma triggered the permanent option in his loan deal with Sttuttgart on Monday.

Gazzetta dello Sport says the German has already given his approval to the Chelsea move, with Roma seeking €25m to sell.

The walls have ears!

Nihilist:
I particularly love them for their mobility. They are smallish and tenacious, and can quickly recover to their starting position following a turnover upfield...on like Matic.

That stretcher yarns is just the goddam truth. I mean just look at this Kante's yams
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjtiP2OWUAAG5rw.jpg

WTF!


I think he has the Ability to be the best DM in the world...He is a rubbish CM. he is too slow and too ponderous, and his ball control and passing is naff.

I remember almost crying myself to sleep almost every matchday after Matic believed his own hype and started to think that Nemanja was Serbian for Andrea Pirlo. When the boy sits and breaks up the play, he is world class. It's when he tries to do anything else that he ends up looking like an atilogwu dancer trying to moonwalk.

Win the ball back, pass it to Hazard or Fab, take the odd long shot, and just keep it moving for me.


He can lead from the backroom in some sort of coaching or advisory role. The man's legs are gone. He's almost 40 years old and the natural ageing process has taken it's toll, even before you consider how Terry would brutalise his body for the cause. Let him go jare. Your proposed Bonnuci has leadership qualities in buckets. I mean this guy beat up a dude armed with a gun who tried to rob him. That's gangster.

Bran should take his big nyash out of the club jare...unless he stays as a Centreback. Anytime I remember this thing, I feel like crying.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EasygoingSlimFrilledlizard-size_restricted.gif

It's one thing to get beaten at pace by the Monteros of this world...but when they can drimble you like this from a standing position, you might as well just put on an Andrea Bocelli CD, cos it's time to say goodbye.

I can't even reply these, I'm just LMAO over here