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Bimffo:
He is bossing Bellerin today. Trust me.

I honestly wish to share in your optimism bruh.

tohpahz:

You're the best, hope you know that?

Bimffo:
Players that have goals that Hidden Azardous this season.

Loftus Cheek.
Kennedy.
Rooney.
Zouma.
Borini.
Flamini.
Etc.

Good news is we are finding Hidden today. He has rested for almost 3 weeks now. He should be found today.

Certainly not a a good day to use our torchlight. Bellerin can and will keep Eden at bay.

I hope the lad make me swallow my words though

My good people, I heard that Manchester United's starter pack these days includes a handkerchief and a pillow.

How true?

Tohpahz is the name.

Caveat emptor guys!

raumdeuter:
Since Ive been watching football, In the major leagues, Kaiserslautern is still the only team to come from relegation and win the league following season

Sticking to what one knows really helps

Shut your stinking gob you bavarian oaf.

My assertion that the EPL is the best league has alot to do with the present, of what relevance is Kaiserslautern's feat of 1998 in the discourse?

Are you terminally mad?

Patrick Van Aanholt though.

Two in two games for the flying dutchman. Kid has also been involved in four goals in the last four league games.

Journalist: Sir your thoughts on PVA?

Sam footie-meister: Well since I introduced the kid to punny and beer he's been a different player. It's a huge revelation

These boys are back!

Goalie Schmeichel with a clean sheet. Defenders Cathcart and PVA both on target. Alli on target. Mahrez with an assist. Captain fantastic Aguero with a brace.

Please who's the lawd forsaken fellow i'm facing in the cup this week?

JustKay3:
How so?

The competition level and unpredictability is something you dare not see in other leagues.

The teams here are just out to defy the odds, something you also dare not see in other leagues.

Imagine Leicester topping a league of millionaires, that's akin to Darmstadt topping the Bundesliga and Sporting Gijon topping the La Liga.

Albeit the top guns in the league haven't lived up to expectations, you still have to admire the works teams like Watford and Leicester are doing.

Norwich 4 v 5 Liverpool? Tell me how often you come across such scoreline?

Best league in the world, you heard that from me!

Make I hear say Giroud score against Chelsea.

Lukaku in for the Frenchman.

Good writeup.

Chelseafan1:
Apologise to who exactly, you? make I know wetin cause am, I'll rather kiss a monkey

E be like say dem born you upside down tru true, ur brain no fit code sarcasm easily again, e don dey skip skip like my grand pa old video player.

You musta dug your grave before coming online.

It's a Thursday and certainly not a good day to die. I'll advice you to wait till weekend when suicidal pills are hawked around for cheap.

Like a rat poo that's laced with a python's venom can be bought as cheap as #100 in Iyana Ipaja on a hot Saturday afternoon.

ronald4lif:
Is it not same Nigeria where employers treats their employees like offals and piece of trash. Where an employer can lay you off your job without any course to do so. Where staff go months without being paid and with no explanation from their bosses even as there are virtually no labour laws to protect the working class.

I can go on and on but there's no pride and benefits of working in Naija as compared abroad. So, nothing truly annoying about anyone doing such jobs like you said.

A close pal of mine once told me that he's better off cleaning closets abroad than working his socks off in a Nigerian company.

Rationale thinking? I say yes!

Seems like Javier Mascherano is in trouble.

raumdeuter:
Hate anyones guts? I have no time for that. Only that I prefer guys who dont wear ignorance like a medal of honor and just stick to what they know

Claiming Bendtner who has scored 3 league goals and started less than 10 league games in 2 seasons is a hit, buttresses the display of ignorance I talk about

Spartacus needed a single moment to attain legendary status despite being a slave boy. Just same way Bendtner needed a single game to put the landlord of a league to the sword despite being an EPL reject.

Your stats are irrelevant here oga

It's not like we're doing anything stellar to survive in Nigeria either.

Same country where graduates are forced to settle for stipends as salaries and where skilled professionals are forced to work outside the course of their study only to have ends meet.

That's more annoying.

raumdeuter:
When we tell people to stick to what they know they no go gree

Bendtner that scored 3 league goals since he came to germany is such a big hit

Oga mi I'm still waiting for you to prove beyond every reasonable doubts how Arnord, Kramer, Stindl, Bender and Xhaka are better than Yaya Toure.

bigkesh:
Both of you should end the beef.....Its has dragged on too long....

And if you guys have to fight it out we wanna see mentions and punches, not this hide and seek 'bojuboju' fight

Beef? I don't keep online or even offline beefs. I'm a stubborn opinionated creature who tend to form an opinion that usually disagree with what many have to offer.

In the case of Dayokanu, he simply hates my guts and the fact that I am quick to call out his lies which are induced by sentiment.

He's been this way for the past 6yrs and is the sole reason we are yet to find a common ground to rest on.

So don't call it a beef brother, I'll be quick to buy Dayo a bottle of his favourite beer anyday I bump into him on the real life.

RiloKiley:

And how do you discuss this without engaging innpremarital sex? Or are you an advocate of such?

I have nothing against premarital sex - as long as you feel ready and it's consensual, I say you do you.

RiloKiley:
if yes does it mean the person has to go thru a lot of sexual partners before finding one that is compatible with him or her?

You cant deny the fact that sexual compatibility matters in unions, and bad sex, for many people, is a dealbreaker hence its only logical to take the car out for a test drive, and if the stick shift feels awkward to you or the airbags frighten you, move along. Someone else will drive that care.

In this case, its all about what your top priority is. If dating too many partners just to settle for one who can competently rock your lala in the long run is your best shot at acquiring a happy marriage, then please date the world.

bigkesh:
Your favorite Papy Djilobodji moment?

His brace against Chelsea reserve B in Cobham.

This year, the Deloitte Money League has Chelsea down in 8th place, with an income of £319.5 million.

Bad news?

Bimffo:
Bye Papy!!!

Was he ever here?

I woulda loved to wish him well, but that wouldn't be necessary, he is moving to the Bayernliga and he's going to be a hit.

EPL rejects like Santo and Bendtner can testify to this.

Nihilist:
Hazard just can't keep a straight face when Ivanovic tries to speak English

https://www.facebook.com/90minFootball/videos/1015401415159686/

Hehehe

Who wouldn't laugh? I'll give him that

Pato will be a low risk gamble but I woulda still preferred a home grown talent like Berahino.

The Evening Standard infers that we are the favourites to sign Saido Berahino of West Brom.

Good backup striker I say.

Seems like Traore will be leaving on loan though. It's being rumored that Swansea and Everton are wrestling it out for his signature.

Winter slam or Vengeance?

raumdeuter:
I have told you to stick to what you know.

A fit Gundogan is miles better than Yaya, same with Lars Bender. Granit Xhaka, Lars Stindl, Max Arnold, Christoph Kramer are all better DM's than Yaya Toure. Before we even check the ones at Bayern

Egbon shush if you've ran outta lines. No be any kind ninja you dey argue with for here.

You don't expect me to take you serious with this sham of a claim, do you? The names you reeled out are average joes who are only relevant in your one man league. No sensible pundit would rate em above Yaya Toure.

Show me the stats that supports your myopic assertion or better still provide me with an objective article that rates these ninnies above Yaya Toure a proven beast in central midfield business.

raumdeuter:
Thats because all top Buli midfielders were injured Thiago, Schweini, Bender etc were all injured at some point in time

Top gini?

Lets have a quick glance at the top DMs paraded by the top sides in Germany, shall we?

Dortmund: Sahin and Gundogan
Leverkusen: Stefan Reinartz
Wolfsburg: Gustavo
Schalke: Neustadter and Goretzka

Don't make it look as if the Bundesliga has a good number of quality midfielders.

The best legs your league has got are right there in Bayern hence we believe the 'Bayernliga' tag fits nicely.

bigkesh:
Its not really about bellerin,its about Hazard.....
If Hazard is in form he will mop bellerin all over emirates... If he is fit and ready,why not

Nah Mithel is right, Hazard finds it pretty tough against Bellerin.

Eden is fleet-footed and dribbles at pace, it's easy for him to leave you for dead if you lack pace. Bellerin on the other hand is the fastest full-back in the league and has got all it will take to cope with Hazard's mesmerizing runs.

So it's job rendered tough for Hazard.

In the absence of Coquelin, I believe the Belgian will do just fine playing in the hole this weekend.