₦airaland Forum

Nicklaus619:
Why money dey craze people like this, am not making mouth but there is no amount of alert I will get to make me start jumping and telling people, I have gotten an alert of #70 million from my big brother way dey Canada, he sent me the money before he called that year, he wanted to know my reaction

When I got the alert, I was in the school canteen eating palm oil rice and fish with my homies, when the alert hit my phone, I lost appetite immediately, I paid the woman and left to use the ATM my friends were surprised, I withdrew 100k immediately, sent 50k to my parents and use the remaining #50k flex,

That very evening, I went to jiji and negotiated and bought my first car worth 1.2 million. , babes want kill me with fvck, forget it just get money, girls will be on your neck 24/7 Nah why I stopped chasing girls, just get money and u are good , even my guys babe self wan come collect, girls ain't loyal

After two days my brother called to inform me that he sent me 70 million, to use start his project in the village, the engineer to take charge of the building was already on ground waiting for me to send them 10million first installment payment.

But I had already spent 3.5 million from the money, , although my brother was angry but las las the car helped a lot in running around from going to the village from school every weekend to supervise the project.

nihilistjnr:
Omo Fivio and Kanye spazzzed.

I need the explicit version of this song expeditiously

Just had to download, this is a bloody jam bro.

''Don't try to test me, I keep it clean, but it can get messy. I talk to God everyday, that's my bestie. They playin' soccer in my backyard, I think I see Messi''

Thecassanova:
I almost had a heart attack with the beginning of this tweet thinking Germany is searching for a new coach

Amoto94:
When he was sacked last year by PSG I suggested that Arsenal should go for him on Twitter and thought they'd be better off with him but Arsenal board overlooked him thinking Arteta will turn things around. When we sacked Lampard I was from the foremost promoters of Tuchel as his replacement when majority were calling a bottler for losing to Ole and Flick without looking at his performances holistically, now some of those who criticised him despite not having sufficient knowledge of him are the ones over praising him to high heavens.

I never took my time to look into his style and philosophy. At PSG, I felt it was just the big names doing their thing, alas I was wrong, TT had a huge influence in the way they were set-up. Little wonder, they made it all the way to UCL final, and could have won it if not for their profligacy in front of goal.

We have a gem in our midst.

Governor wey never complete one flyover since 2017 can't be trusted to deliver on this promise.

When you think of how formidable, resilient, and efficient we've become. When you think of how we tend to demoralize and frustrate teams from a position of strength, remember Tuchel's powerful promise during his unveiling press conference back in January.

This man is our biggest signing in many years!

Respect to the German monkey, the tactical god

A fan's view. I wholly agree.

There is an old adage that nothing good happens after midnight. The transfer market equivalent is nothing good happens on deadline day. There might be good players to be had, but that close to the window slamming shut creates desperation that makes teams do crazy things like signing Danny Drinkwater or overpaying for players just to get them in.

The only need Chelsea really had this transfer window was a striker. A bit of Erling Haaland distraction aside, Chelsea got their man in Lukaku quickly enough. Everything else is a bonus. Even with Kurt Zouma’s transfer to West Ham, a centerback isn’t an absolute need. Though the Blues could do with a fourth centermid before the current trio is run into the ground, there are others that can cover if need be.

Point being, Chelsea has no reason to be desperate in these closing days. If Sevilla doesn’t want to play ball over Kounde, so be it, the club will be back for him next summer. If the Niguez deal is truly off and no other center mid presents themselves, that’s fine, the Blues can wait on Gilmour or Gallagher to fill the role more permanently down the line.

Signing for the sake of signing has been an issue for Chelsea in the past but it doesn’t need to remain one. The Blues are already in a strong place for the season. Any additions at this point only strengthen that. Therefore, let all of the rivals fall over themselves on deadline day. Let City spend the GDP of a small island nation on a striker they really don’t need. Let Arsenal overpay for a player even Burnley would be weary of just to say they are doing something. Let the rivals eat each other alive on the craziest day of the year.

BlueAngel444:
Kounde to Chelsea heating up
While Odoi may leave to Dortmund on loan, same with RLC, Bakayoko, Drinkwater


Still no update on Barkley or Chelsea signing a midfielder

Jorginho getting subbed for Chalobah yesterday suggests that the latter will be our fourth man in that midfield area, therefore channeling the funds for Tchoaumeni towards the capture of Kounde. Albeit, this is a situation I wouldn't like. Having Chalobah and Tchoaumeni makes sense to me, especially when one can't 100% trust Jorginho or Kante's fitness.

The French defender flew out of Spain last night and there are inferences that we may lodge in a bid in the next few hours. Good businesses we've been doing in this summer's transfer window though.

I'm here to learn.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Anthony Taylor was bullied as a child by Chelsea fans. I know. I'm his mum

Omo, this one off me [/color]

Chelsea fans and wittiness

User09:
His tactical acumen and organization is class.

I remember those dark days we would have a red and it would become a total implosion.

Na just one red dey give scummies before they collect 6 for Spurs hands last season

E fit reach 6 zero today. Na today dem go sack Arteta!

eitsei:
ko yemi ó.. na only KDB can be a guaranteed starter in that midfield every other MF go chop rotation

As in chop am with better ogbono soup.

BlueAngel444:
Chelsea's move for Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez has collapsed after the 26-year-old was not given assurances over regular playing time by Blues boss Thomas Tuchel


He wants assurances over regular playing time in Chelsea he doesn't trust his ability or senses Jorginho or Kante can't be benched to play him

Was he thinking he was moving to Norwich?

When the dicck is so good. This hoe is in love with our third leg, see the excitement in her face!

Android17:
Chelsea FC is the team to beat. CR7 in United is like adding Knorr cubes inside an already sour soup.

Bring Messi or even Pluto's best player to manure, im still not worried. They have a useless base for their attacking band to thrive. Na Fred or McTominay go give these best legs the license to move forward and cause havoc?

They'll always be exposed.

No be to buy attackers full everywhere be the issue, who go give them freedom to bombard forward, who cover the space they're leaving behind, who go protect the backline? They don't have a DM who can do that hence I see them as a vulnerable team.

Moreso, they have a rookie as a manager who doesn't understand the concept of space-time in football.

Till, they bring on board say Conte and a modafucker like Casemiro. It is still City, Liverpool or Chelsea for the EPL.

raumdeuter:
I think its time I accept my L on this Martial issue.
At this point, he cannot even be compared to Kane or Lukaku unless there is a 360 degree turn in his personal life the only type Apostle Suleiman or correct Jujuman like Segedinho or ebukacute can do

Jesus must have loaded his heaven's jet with gas. He's certainly traveling back to Earth. This is endtime, I am scared!

popizaino:
Legend, Leader, Captain.

Most underrated defender in the history of the EPL. Mr reliable!

Speak of squad depth. I expect RLC to leave once a fourth midfielder joins, most probably Tchouameni. Let's challenge on all fronts.

We are Chelsea!

We signed Cesar Azpilicueta #OnThisDay in 2012!

No! No! No! Bruno, Bruno, Bruno listen, there is no way laws can be changed to make 3 corner kicks a penalty... Please!

timbros:
Bro we are in the same boat

I made 78 points.

Thats impressive. Never knew this week somehow would look a bit nice.

timbros:
Lol

We are in the same boat.

We aren't in the same boat mehn

Tactical masterclass from the gaffer of Aba Netbusters. Coming all the way from 46 to hit 77, you love to see it bro.

Thank you Coufal, Benrahma and Antonio for tonite. Let's do this again this weekend

....

We just needed a focal point, that's all. We've been preaching this since last season!

Big Rom could have hit 3 if his supporting cast were very direct.

My greatest fear na make Paul Kagame no take vex go make one silly policy for Rwanda

Philip4564:
I don't even understand the guy balled well at Frankfurt before joining west ham

Amoto94:
I don't really know maybe his teammates didn't understand his game and preferred Antonio to him.

iamoyindamola:
West ham get CF issues from time, them no they use 9 as CF

Roland17:
West Ham's system does not fit his style.

Definitely, had a lot to do with the hammers I suppose. He was unfortunate to join a West Ham side that were always short of ideas moving forward. The supplies weren't coming from the attacking midfielders, I think Snodgrass recorded their highest assists that season and it wasn't even up to 7.

Quite pitiful.

timbros:


Dreaming is allowed.

So Anayo Iwuala don japa enter Tunisia. 45k per week no be here.

I hope Rhor will start to value him now.

The turbo man deserves the move. He is one of the few bright stars in a league that has an alarming dearth of talents. I'm not just surprised Esperance came calling. And yes, 45k per week is just massive, that's an upgrade on the change he was pocketing home in Enyimba.

This Sébastien Haller na better finisher, what actually went wrong at West Ham?

timbros:
Did you see Griffon's post?

Debut hattrick incoming

E fit no be hattrick

Watch this space