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t'was a long time ago, we bought bag of OMO detergent and someone mistakenly put it in the kitchen store. As my mum served my dinner (beans) NEPA took light but i was so hungry that i made way for the kitchen store to fetch garri for my beans (as a kid i add garri to my beans), unknown to me that i had OMO in the container. I had spread the OMO and started eating when the lantern was lighted. My sister saw the awful look on ma face and asked 'kilo she e?' (what happened to you?) i replied 'mo ti je OMO' (i have eaten OMO). I tot i would die o. That nite i drank palm oil like water ![]() i vomited with my bowels coming clean from the power of OMO ![]() My sis told my gf this story and i was so ![]() |
Just passing |
solomon111: That is pretty harsh.. ![]() |
Live and let Live |
he takes OHIO. Deafening cheers out there |
OBAMA wins |
died of laughter ![]() |
chucky234: Does anyone pay a nanny as much as £300 in Nigeria? They should have allow the poor woman to follow the couple to UK jare,at least they would have provided with food and apartment tax free.that is NGN77,400. the nanny sef go dey vex. "no fight for me na! who send you?" ![]() |
dammytosh: Your name suggests your state of mind. |
stagger: You are a joker. Did you see the full list of players? Cote D'Ivoire has close to 10 players. Then how do you think that Mikel or Utaka will trump guys like Demba Ba or Papiss Cisse who have been on fire since? Not to talk of some of those Moroccan guys in Ligue 1?help me tell am |
omowolewa: This is good men! ![]() it is called aerial view ![]() |
sup gud people, my brother picked up his passport today and it was successful. He has bin full of thanks all day cos i directed him frm start to finish. Its only fair to forward those thanks to the wonderful guyz who took out time to help frm part 1 til date. Justwise, donxavier, kunlewoye, dharkchild, azed and d rest, i say thank you. |
johann86: @guapo please when did u apply?? what date?? Wishing u all d best and goodluck as u pick up ur visathanks johann, he applied on the 27th of july @ d ikeja centre. Thanks guys for d prompt reply, he is on his way. |
Hello Justwise and other top guys, my brother just tracked his application and he was told the application is ready for collection. The issue is that he has not received an sms from vfs instructing him to do same. Can he still go pick it up or should he wait for the sms? Thanks |
Our dear God installed the 'sense of humour' application in our brains, but its obvious some of us have deleted it. ![]() I had a good laugh with the 'happybottom' name. ![]() nice one JustWise ![]() |
this joke expired 10 yrs ago ![]() |
i would personally love to design the bid ![]() |
Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIPdid you read the part that says Nwosu survived the gun shots ![]() |
picture of Gej and CJN ![]() so phucking wat! ![]() should i eat them? ![]() |
Seun: This is bad Economics. Most foreign goods and services have local substitutes: ![]() |
the IFHHS must be high on cement when they reached that conclusion. what nonsense! ![]() |
Its not true! Most go to the UK with legitimate reasons. ok lets say 70% go for study, while 30% go through that means to scatter for jand and disappear . Breaking down the 70% legit applications, you'l find out that like justwise said only about 20% of that class of students default base on circumstance while the 80% study and conplete the program.let them introduce the face me i face u ish, naijirian students will still enter UK ![]() I told ma broda who is applying next month about the proposed introduction of interviews, and he said "ehen, no be english we wan talk?" abeg |
This days i pray before logging in to nairaland that i do not stumble on any silly topic. They have become so numerous this days ![]() Send the link of the silly topics you have read so we can share your pain ![]() |
alexola20: Anytime I remember those days in the 80s,I weep for Nigeria.Because things have really gone bad.Ami! |
I wonder what the OP is thinking ryt now Its bin a long day for him with these crucifying comments ![]() If i rate u high ma father will disown me ![]() |
i guess someone got broke ![]() |
He is dead on Nairaland. |
Tlz4real: i think d nigeria girl pretty enough, so u peeps shuld pls stop condeming her. All d guys saying she's ugly, pls post d pics of ur babes let's assess ur sense of judgement.Hey don't even go there! Do u want to crash this site's servers ![]() |
Noba 1 ![]() |
I believe the power sector will soon experience the transformation enjoyed by the telecoms sector. Ever since that transformation occurred in telecoms, I changed ma view of the whole economy. Some sectors are really experiencing change. Corruption has eaten deep to the very core of our existence as a nation, power issues should be history by now. I don't blame those who can't feel the change yet. They will only feel the change when they see it. But after going thru d program of d present administration, I am fully convinced that the transformation is closer than ever before. But this sector needs the Petroleum sector to step on d gas pedal with d issue of gas supply. With this slow motion, I don't see a remarkable improvement in power until like 5yrs time. A country like nigeria needs power generation of up to 50k MW, at dis pace it may take a decade to get there. GEJ wants to solve this power issue, that I believe. Gone are the days of queuing at a NITEL booth just to call US, I call today from ma bedside. I am positive I'll be saying something similar about electricity soon. Hw I wish our leaders av no trace of corruption in them, naija wuld av soared higher than dis. |
jude33084: Pls my bb 9300 is showing; Uncaught exception: java lang errorVisit this thread for quicker response www.nairaland.com/605352/all-blackberry-bb-problems-post |
jude33084: Pls what does screen muncher doIt captures ur present screen display and saves it as an image file. |
I tot i would die o. That nite i drank palm oil like water 








