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Lol. It would be absolutely hilarious if his 'wife' turns out to be a man after all of this.

Abeg, guys. I dont like the way you have to pull down lightskinned girls just to show some love to darker skinned girls. Both complexions are beautiful, light or dark. No need for all this lightskinned bashing. Thanks.

PS: I am a darkskinned girl and proudly!

SirShymexx:
Lol. I doubt you'll know what a miscreant is even if a cm is added to the diameter of ya extremely big eyeballs. Keep it civil cos chatting to me is a privilege, and I doubt you'll ever have the privilege to chat to anyone on my level in the real world.

Well, let me break down my post to you cos it seems you have reading/comprehension problems (typical with folks on these sides):

- It reeks of insecurity and narcissism when folks expend so much energy and time on writing epistles and making videos about why they hate people from the same stock.

- Ditto putting folks from other race above yours is self-hating. Even if in ya twisted logic, you believe it - it's better to shut ya gob, and let it stay in ya head.

Comprehende? - now, post something sensible to show you're decent - not the typical loud, obnoxious, and disrespectful trait synonymous with Nigerian heaux.

You call me disrespectful? Im done! If u think it was a priviledge 'chatting' with u, i didnt perceive it. With ur gutter language and roadside manner, it will be a miracle if u r not a wheelbarrow pusher in real life. Dont bother replying because this the last piece of my precious time i will waste on u.

SirShymexx:
Good for you. Even if you're strictly team-pink-willy - you don't need to blow the trumpet. Doing that reeks of being bitter and insecure about something. And with the way these naij heaux create threads with epistles and make videos about how much they hate certain men - you just have to wonder if these heaux aren't suffering from acute depression induced by excessive big black cruise missile syndrome, smacked hard upside the head as a kid, or just wankers who're naturally/innately sociopaths. Tough luck, I guess.

I don't even like naija heaux, but since they always fall on my palm - I just take them. Nyggahs shouldn't discriminate against other nyggahs in niggerdom, while putting others on a pedestal. But always keep ya options open.

Shalom.

Lol. Look at how you talk. Like a common miscreant. A fantastic display of a naija man who's ego is bruised. What if i like white men? Or other black men? As you said, you dont want naija women. So y r u attacking me for not wanting men like u? So much hypocrisy in one post, i cant deal!!!

Honey, my options are as open as possible. I dont lack men in any way.

PS: Black men are not the only men with big dicks. Swedish/German men do as well. So forget that nonsense talk. Besides i am not a size queen. I dont need a big dick, I need a big brain.

SirShymexx:
You sure do look too fragile to be able to take a good beat by a big black cruise missile all up in you. So I think you made a wise decision by going for the pinky. Wise decision if you ask me.

Anyway, black women are the biggest race traitors since the moors - a lot of them ain't shyte but we still love the batty tho.

Shalom.

Lol, I date Caribbean and other African men too. Not a race traitor. I just dont want Naija men

MrBasketball:
See as u just dey mumu yourself.

When you regret it hope you won't come and open a thread u have a broken marriage saying... "PLEASE HELP!!! "

I wont die if I dont get married. Besides I only date foreign men.

lawanson44:
See as you resemble HIV positive alien? Who wan marry you before? In the next 10 years now, na so u go relocate to Mountain of Fire. Mtchewwww

Hahahahaaha!!! See what I am talking about. Perfect example of how hateful and spiteful they can be. Proved me right as usual. Lmao! E pain you??!!!! Ntoorrrrr!

TheInkheart:
Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man

It is no doubt that Nigerian men make wonderful lovers; they are sweet, kind, thoughtful, maybe not very romantic but romantic still and good in bed too. It is also no doubt that these men are very rare to come by in Nigeria. Maybe by default or societal conditioning, most Nigerian men are so not it; they are egoistic, chauvinistic and make terrible husband materials. You wonder why I think Nigerian men; at least most of them, won't make good husbands, read the reasons listed below:

-They Are Chauvinists: pardon the strong word "chauvinists" but Nigerian men prefer to stick to their bias opinion about women and their responsibilities in the home. The take the "head" duty way too serious and often push the women aside expecting them to follow their will and do as they say. If you marry a Nigerian man, you will probably end up as the less important voice in the home or wherever the man rather than as a partner you are to him.

- They Are Polygamous In Nature: In Nigeria, some men believe men are entitled to as many women as they can handle and so, they are free to marry more than one wife or have affairs with other women. With a Nigerian man, it is never certain that you will be the only woman in his life. To save yourself the heartbreaks of discovering condoms and hotel receipts in his pocket or worse, finding out he has secret children, please do not marry a Nigerian man.

- They Are Not Romantic: you want flowers, a guy to follow you to the salon, exotic lunches, dinners, vacations, chocolates and breakfast in bed? Then, a Nigerian man is not the man you should marry. They often consider these things as cheesy and unneccesary. Maybe they will try on your birthdays and valentine's day (that's if they don't come up with excuses to forget). The most romantic thing some Nigerian men will ever get for you is packs of food from an eatery or drinks and few back/foot rubs just right before sex.

- You Will Be A Nanny To A Grown Man: if God blesses you with a Nigerian man and a somehow scattered one, you are in soup. You've just graduated to being a nanny to a full grown man. You will pick his socks, shirts and what not after him when he gets back from work, even flush the toilet when he's done. Be ready to face a sulking man if the food is not ready on time or you try to get him to do something for you when his favourite game or tv show is on. You will have to pet and stroke his ego almost all the time to make him happy.

- They Have The Wife Beating Syndrome: either by societal conditioning or home training, some Nigerian men believe it is very normal to hit a woman; that is the only way to put them back on track when they are wrong. It is no secret that some Nigerian men will beat their wives and feel no regret about it; it is somehow the woman's fault the man is so angry to the extent he has to hit her. If you're not ready to lose your fine skin to the itchy palms of a man, please steer clear of Nigerian men.

Nigerian men are also good liars. They smoke and drink heavily and blame it on the society's deteriorating condition; they have to "keep body and soul together". Many Nigerian men have money problem; it is either they are misers or heavy spenders. Some prefer to show off the wealth they do not possess by living way beyond their standards. And the most annoying part is that many Nigerian men are Mr nice guy in public and Mr stingy in their homes which you will agree is not a very attractive trait especially in someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I know by now, some guys are already hissing and cursing me probably but it is undeniable that many Nigerian guys have terrible attitudes that make them really undesirable husband materials. I mean, it is tough enough we have to cope with the many issues in the country, men problems should not be added to our weighty wahala. We deserve men who understand us (at least to a reasonable extent), shower us with the affection we need, pamper us and make us feel very special and loved but how many Nigerian men can beat their chests that they can be the man of our dreams or at least, part of the dreams?!!


more articles n www.theinkheartblog.com and www.360nobs.com/author/alice-temitope-dako/

Omg!!!! Chop kisses! Most naija guys are unromantic and chauvinistic. Cant stand men like that. If a man thinks he is better than me cos he has a dick, he should go through half of what Ive gone through in life and see if he will undermine me as a woman. Mtschheeewwww.

#TeamOyinboMen

@OP I feel for you. Most Nigerian people dont or will never understand what you are going through unless they share your experience. Dont let the hateful words some people will type on this thread pull you down. Hold your head up high and do what is right. You might not know this, but typing up your story for all to see might save at least one person from going through what you did. That is what matters the most. I hope something concrete comes out of all of this.
*Hugs*

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I'm glad u refused to be cajoled.

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Luckygurl:
Sorry this is coming late.
After the bad experience I had with apricot body scrub, I stopped exfoliating.
And now I've decided to start all over again, I'm sticking to household natural products, a mixture of pure honey,raw milk and grounded nutmeg.
I got bio oil which I would mix with my cream 'extract whitening lotion' SPF 10. I also will be using the soap that came with the cream.

I'm just hopeful all,these will give me what I want

Do u have a recipe for the natural ingredients you are using? I'm thinking of adding natural essential oils to my regimen too.
As far as it is going, the 55H+ lotion seems to be working. I look a little fresher 2 days in. Hopefully good things to come. Fingers crossed.

This man is beyond useless. A bastard_ who continues to run his mouth whether or not he uses his brain. Everything is a conspiracy to him. One of the reasons why GEJ could not get reelected.

Greed!!!!!! Anyone who falls for this is greedy and a cheat.
You are buying the antenna to scam a company but at the end of the day get scammed your self. I see no problems with that!

Luckygurl:
Do you exfoliate?? I was into it sometime ago but couldn't keep up with the stress. The result then wasn't so encouraging though I think it's a gradual process.
I intend going back to it..
Does the palmers skin success contain SPF?
I'm heading to the supermarket tomorrow in search of a good body cream with atleast SPF 15.

#operationevenskintone...

Yeah. Spf 15.
I am using amlactin, 1 wk, as an exfoliator plus i have dead sea salt body wash and scrub. Hopefully that works. I just got 55H+ efficate lotion in the mail today, so im going to start that too.
What is ur plan?

Luckygurl:
@Guidette
Jeez!!! Thought I was the only one with such issue.
Mine's dark face, light neck, arms and legs then very light boobs, tommy and thighs.
Gawd!!! Tired of answering questions from my rmmies, it's frustrating explaining yourself over and over again.
I think mine's genetical cos my dad is darker than me in face and at the same time lighter than me in body.
I wish I can put a stop to this, it's becoming annoying....

Glad im not the only one. Ive been using palmers skin success for 4 mths but it has not made real progress. I guess i need something stronger.

obayaya:
Awww...

Come on..

I wasn't making fun of you..

was only appreciating your indepth description

I am trying to describe how much I am in need of help. I want to look fresh like these akata girls parading themselves all around me.
I gats to be evenly toned by summer!!!!

obayaya:
There are 7 colours in the rainbow

Why contribute if all u want to do is make fun of me

Heeeelllpppp!!!! Summer is just around the corner and i need to get even ASAP! I have dark knees, dark stomach, light chest, light thighs, dark back and bum, light hands and arms, dark armpits, light feet, dark forehead, etc. Literally a mess.
So many creams out there but i don't know what to use. Ive seen QEI+, 55H +, HT26, F&F, F&W.... So many choices but idk wat to use. I need just one thing to use that works! Im very busy so i cant spend all day applying creams.
Thanks.

Eyaahh. RIP man. Not easy to die from heartbreak.

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ojdollars:
Guidette, you are right about the word Aba-made meaning fake, but I think that has been a stereotypical assertion against the Igbos. I'm Deltan and I see every Nigerian as one family, by the way where in NY are you?

New Rochelle

Is he wrong though? The word Aba-made means fake. So he has a point.

Rapmoney:
Why would Asian women want to bleach their skin? To look whiter than they are? Do a proper research.

Abeg. Someone shud set dis nigga strait. Cant start arguing this early evening

sandrahnaub:
200lv medical student y do u ask?

Waitooo. Do u kno me? Lol

deife:
Guidette, you look good without make up. Are you a doctor?

I'm graduating June 2016.

Wow

I hardly wear makeup. No time no time....

Rapmoney:
Want to know the top 10 reasons to date an Asian Girl? Of course, there are more reasons than just these, but here the idea is to highlight the 10 best reasons:

1) Asian girls have great looks. This is probably the best reason to date Asian girls: they are well-known for their impeccable beauty—their eyes and flawless skin being their best features. They don't bleach like the average Nigerian girl.

2) Asian girls age gracefully. Owing to their excellent genetic qualities, they are ageless beauties. Their skin does not show wrinkles or pimples. It is always hard to guess the age of Asian girls. With the many make-ups most Nigerian women apply, they still age quickly and at the end, their faces begin to take the form of only-God-knows-what!

3) Asian girls are well-mannered. Third best reason to date Asian girls is their cultured upbringing. They are very well behaved and have good etiquette. I often wonder why the western culture couldn't penetrate the Asian culture the it penetrated the African culture! Our African culture has been swept away by the western culture! That's why many Nigerian girls lack respect!!! Immediately they start having sex, they lose respect for their mates and elders.

4) Asian girls are smart and well-educated. Asian girls are best known for their intellect and education. Some of the best brains in graduate schools are those of Asian girls.

5) Asian girls have a great physique. Asians girls have amazing physiques—petite and slender, they are athletic and very active. Due to their excellent diet and exercise, you rarely see an obese
Asian girl—a very good reason to date Asian girls. The number of Nigerian girls developing prodruding tummies is on the increase! Most of them don't even bother to engage in exercises; makes them look older than their real age!!!

6) Asian girls have a great sense of fashion. Asian girls are always well dressed and know the latest trends in fashion. Some Asian women are trend setters in fashion—Vera Wang being one of them.

7) Asian girls are physically uninhibited. They are known to turn up the heat in the bedroom, being very skilled as lovers and physical partners.

Asian girls are good cooks. They say the way to a man's heart is through his tummy, and Asian women are well-versed as cooks. A good reason to date Asian girls is to get acquainted with Asian cuisine.

9) Asian girls offer travel possibilities. Most Asian girls have families in Asia, and it's a great opportunity to experience a beautiful part of the world with all its culture and traditions.

10) Asian girls offer long-term commitment. Coming from traditional families, most Asian girls have a great sense of commitment when it comes to marriage, hence they are a great long-term prospect for family life. They say Asian girls marry for life, so a great reason to date them is to gain a lifetime companion.


http://www.mademan.com/mm/10-reasons-date-asian-girl.html

I think there's high level of truth in this write-up. It is very obvious that the Asian woman respects culture more than the African/Nigerian woman! They also possess courtsey more.

Oga!!! You don miss road o. From no 1 u done eff up. Asian women are the no 1 bleachers in the entire world and they dont hide it. Ask anybody.
They are beautiful women all in all and I encourage men to date women of all races. But please don't pull one race down to uplift another. Not cool.

He is putting Ambode in trouble due to careless misplaced words. Meanwhile...

PDP knows they can't win in the north. So you are correct on that side. As for the SWest, it will be closely contested in Lagos but APC will win. The East on the other hand, idk. With the massive amount of rigging done by PDP during the Presidential election, it will be hard to tell for now.
Good analysis all in all OP.

temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my role MODEL...

You are SICK!!!!