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Romance / Question For The Guys 18+ by Guidette(f): 11:45pm On Aug 23, 2015
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I am counting all the hypocrites on this thread.
Family / Re: What Would You Do If Your Spouse Told You He Stole N100m From Government? by Guidette(f): 3:26pm On Aug 23, 2015
ifeomaekol:
no one said its ok bt instead of reporting him n mayb getting him a senstence, there are other beta ways to convince him to give it bck------- if u say dirvorce may also b on d way then u neva really loved him n wat ll u tell ur kids? Do u think it ll b fair dt ur kids ll grow up wtout dia dad?. There are other ways to settle matas without pulling d 'house' dwn.
Please. I would rather my kids lived in a so called 'broken home' where i know they will be safe and have good morals than stay together just to keep up appearances.
Any man with me knows, there are things I absolutely can't tolerate. That is one of them. You think it is a small issue thats why and u think i am overreacting. A man who can steal 100 million naira without remorse thinking he can get away with it will never stop there. He will continue and may also have other bad habits as well. It is a vicious cycle my sister and it usually starts from somewhere.

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Family / Re: What Would You Do If Your Spouse Told You He Stole N100m From Government? by Guidette(f): 10:31pm On Aug 22, 2015
ifeomaekol:
hmmmmmm, nawa ooooo report him kwa? Isn't dt too extreme? Jux convince to return it quietly dts all.
Yesso. It is necessary. What example will he be giving to my kids? Abeg it is even small cos divorce might even be on the cards. Yall dnt kno how serious this issue is, especially in Naija. Just because everyone does it, doesn't mean its okay.
Family / Re: What Would You Do If Your Spouse Told You He Stole N100m From Government? by Guidette(f): 8:09pm On Aug 22, 2015
How can we move forward in this country? The comments here are absolutely disgusting. They complain about corruption and how it's affecting their lives daily, yet when put in similar circumstances will do the same.
Smh. We have have a very long way to go in this country.

As for me, he will have to return the money or I would report him to necessary authorities.
Romance / Re: The Bitter Truth For Struggling Guys In Relationships by Guidette(f): 12:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
finditng:


Coming from a lady...am quite impressed...but do you live by these standards? undecided....or you do that common method.....keep the broke guy, hangout with all the rich guys, clubbn, and even sex hidden under the umbrella of mistake cheesy,..#bruising the ego of the coming up guy like he ain't a man cause his own ish hasn't clicked yet...

But if you do live by the above standard you depicted then kudos girl...however your types better start speaking up more cause the rotten bunch have tarnished the image of the female folks o angry....y'all better start representing...and come out of hiding...lol
I only date people that are worth my time and energy. In a few mths i will be a doc at 24 yrs working in new york. It aint easy at all. So i kno wat i bring to the table apart frm my pussy. The only man who pays for my shit is my dad. Ive never stooped so low to live on handouts frm men. If i feel a man, struggling or not, has potential and is deserving of me, i will date him. My aim in life is to be independent and happy, not mooch off someone else.

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Romance / Re: The Bitter Truth For Struggling Guys In Relationships by Guidette(f): 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2015
finditng:


Realistic post indeed...but let me pitch up this simple inverse to your post which you all similar writers, tend to forget...:

Cool...get money...keep your woman happy ....bla bla bla...now here's the turn...who the hell says the objective after making the money should be to please that woman?...why do women have to just slide in with love at that time...who says you as a guy, can't then decide...IF YOU DONT HAVE MY KIND OF MONEY, BOUNCE!..raise your standards boiz and stop giving these girls handouts....I have always said it....its OK when down as a guy..keep up the struggle...but if your woman don't stay...no wahala..but please, when made don't buy that bullshit love yarns if they ain't got your kind of money or a father that can give them same...simple....

Let's see which gender will weep last last cheesy...
Girls be scamming boiz with looks and surprisingly, they are all dying to become acceptable by these bunch of greedy, lazy, unambitious ladies....lol....

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE......upgrade your reasoning men!...
Don't let women toy with you via the "bought" presentation of love...because, really it is BOUGHT when you are made and a broke babe becomes faithful.....
bid higher...get one with similar status and not just looks....now let's see where all these hungry girls who demand things that their fathers can't afford them will run to... grin.....
unfortunately they constitute about 80% of the female population...

Small evidence: boiz already zoning into Angola, Zimbabwe, mauritius, e.t.c to marry.....lol
2 thumbs up. If u think women only care abt money, what abt the ladies that stay with broke men while they r still struggling? Ultimately it is about wat u r attracted to. Most men love flashy women who literally have nothing to bring to the table except their rotten pussies. If you want a woman who will stick to u forever, then she has to have substance. Even after men make money and have all the women they want, if the well dries up, they will all leave and u are back to square one.
Men! Shine ur eyes. Not everything that glitters is gold

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 16th August 2015 by Guidette(f): 5:49pm On Aug 16, 2015
AHahahahahaaaaa. Chelsea fans are nowhere to be found. grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: When your maid becomes the madam. by Guidette(f): 3:28am On Aug 14, 2015
Reading through some of these comments got me like wow. Thats why rape is still so rampant these days cos these niggas feel so self entitled with this whole lack of self control excuse.
God forbid i or any woman i know marry any1 of these fools.

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Family / Re: When your maid becomes the madam. by Guidette(f): 3:24am On Aug 14, 2015
AreaFada2:


It goes both ways. That some housewives also knack maiguard, driver or gardner is no news. If they are the only ones readily available. grin cheesy

BUT women generally look to sleep with higher placed males in society. That is why female infidelity usually involves their boss at work, pastor or some other powerful or rich or someone in a position of authority. Power, wealth and status attract women.
Men are attracted more by basic biological stuff like curves, health, beauty & youthfullness of the female.

Men intrinsically want a fertile female, women want a male that can provide and help bring up kids over many years.

Iara & Osho Baba are a good example.

No matter how sophisticated we consider ourselves now, we're still just biological entities. grin cheesy
As for me i dont believe in that lack of self control thing. Unless soneone truly has a psychiatric problem, every single thought that comes through a persons mind is well calculated before they cheat. Besides men are not wired one way and women differently. Everyone is unique irregardless of gender. Society just loves to put labels on things which is called social conditioning.
Im very deconditioned from society bcs i do what i feel is right. And also speak up for injustice.
Anyways, my turn on is not particularly successful men bcs i am practically a doctor now but men who look very nice, hot, sexy and clean. Basically i am turned on by looks. I got my own money so all that other stuff doesnt really matter to me for now. Well at least dnt be a bum ass nigga.

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Family / Re: When your maid becomes the madam. by Guidette(f): 3:02am On Aug 14, 2015
Toks2008:
THE MAID FACTOR...A must read for every lady

I just got a disturbing news from my neighborhood about a man who just got their house maid pregnant and this is why i decided to write this article for everyone to read but before i continue i will like to quote this scripture not to justify the act but to lay emphases on how strange it is:

"There are three things that are too amazing for me, four that I do not understand:The way of an eagle in the sky, The way of a serpent on a rock, The way of a ship in the middle of the sea, And the way of a man with a maid" Proverbs 30:18-19.

I get so surprised when a woman finds out that her hubby is making out with a maid and she uses words like "How could you? a COMMON MAID"

Now ladies open your eyes and widen your reasoning faculty and get this straight.

Men are visual,we think about sex way more than you do as women and we are very polygamous by nature meaning we naturally love to be with as many ladies as possible but if you find a man who is decent and disciplined then such a man is a rare breed.

The Nigerian mentality that your level in life is determined by how much money you make or your educational background is quite honestly annoying; every occupation should be accorded it's dignity, housemaids offer an essential service to the society and should be respected as such.

That stated, when a woman fails to realize that part of the seduction process involves the respect and care she offers her husband I.e in the little things she does, like making him food, paying attention to his attire, etc if she totally reneges on these duties and leaves it to the housemaid, she effectively sets up her husband to be seduced by the housemaid; besides, a housemaid is so awestruck by the attention she receives from the master of the house, she is willing to submit to a lot of things madam no longer deems necessary and if you're a man, you know there's nothing more flattering nor seductive than a willing woman....

In short, it is my opinion that when a man begins to cast a lustful glance at the housemaid,in most cases it's a symptom that madam is neglecting her duties somewhere.

Wait guys, i am not promoting randy lifestyle or justifying the shameless act of sleeping with a maid not because SHE IS A MAID but how can you have your wife in the same house and yet sleeping with a maid? This is arrant nonsense i must say


But then to the women, please if you must get a house maid, do not go for the type with conspicous sexual body features.

Lets leave hypocrisy, if my wife brings home a maid that has sweet curves, i will call her to order and ask her to send the maid back. Prevention is better than fighting temptation.

A maid is human, a maid was born the same way you were born, a maid has the same feminine sexual features just as you have and even usually younger,Stop employing matured maids if you have a man at home to prevent unpleasant situation.


If you like ,start saying you trust your husband, he can not do this or that but by the time it happens, don't say i have not warned you.

Be wise
Excuses excuses excuses. What about if there was a hot houseboy with a big dick. Or mai guard that looks sexy? Shey only men are visual creatures cause na only them get eye? Then me as a woman am blind. This nonsense needs to stop. If you can't practice self control fine! But it is not a mans nature to sleep around like a dog. Only animals do that. Why take vows if you cant live up to them. But yet u expect your wife to do so abi? He who has equity comes with clean hands. Also what is good for the goose is good for the gander. Thank G im not planning to marry a Nigerian man because with this mentality that most of yall subscribe to, a divorce is a sure banker.

P.S: All ye that lack self control. Let me paint a scenario for you. Lady is stark naked in your bed, beautiful and very sexy. No condom in the room. The door is locked so u have no where to go. She is seductive. But u know on very good authority she is HIV+. Will yall still fucck?

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Family / Re: See what Watching Parents Have Sex, Made This 5 Years Old Calabar Girl Do by Guidette(f): 2:14am On Aug 11, 2015
Randyhot:
The rate this little children are learning about everything this days is just giving me headaches. They learn both good and bad from everything around them, they learn from daddy, mummy, auntie, sister, brother, nollywood, hollywood, bollywoods, name them.

Just imagine last month i went to visit a friend in a particular neighbourhood in calabar, as i was busy chilling with my guy and talking in his room, this little girl whom i later learnt to be the daughter of his neigbour peered through the curtain and let herself in uninvited, my friend scolded her for not greeting which she did immediately, we continued our gisting and take little notice of her as she played with the dvd dics around the tv, she now came to the bed where i was and continued her play there, i was gisting and laughing too before i notice that she has played very close to me, i stopped and asked her name, classs and school as was normal which she responded, i continued my gist before i felt her hand touch my legs, innocently as i taught her to be i didn't give much attention to it until she was so close that she stretched out her hand and i felt her grab my dick, HOLY MOSES!!

I jumped up and shouted,my friend pulled her up and gave her a very sharp konk, GOOD LORD am i dreaming or what? I looked at her and she was oblivious of the magnitude of what she has just done, my friend pushed her out and went to make a report to her parents, the mum came and apologized and it was settled, when she left i learnt that she is living in a one room apartment with her parents, now only god knows what she might have been seeing or hearing at nights when they might have taught her sleeping.

We talked more on this and agreed that it is very wrong for couples living in a one room apartments to have sex at nights with there wards in the same room, you might think they are sleeping but never make such a mistake, i also learnt that this was not her first time as she has previously done such on two occasions. I dont want to go into how some movies and shows both local and foreign has destroyed innocent minds. Let us protect this young ones from sex corruption and abuse.

Youve got it all wrong. Someone is sexually abusing this child. Please her parents need to be informed and proper investigations need to take place. She may also need to be examined by a doctor and child psychiatrist as well.
My 2 cents.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (2 - 2) On 8th August 2015 by Guidette(f): 6:44pm On Aug 08, 2015
Sweet goal kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (2 - 2) On 8th August 2015 by Guidette(f): 6:42pm On Aug 08, 2015
Hahahaha!!!! grin Up Chelshit!! Red card for Courtois!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by Guidette(f): 11:46pm On Aug 02, 2015
snadguy007:
Lmao.... No worry, we will meet again.
Cant wait wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by Guidette(f): 5:13pm On Aug 02, 2015
kobonaire:
That's a lot of unnecessary anger ... easy there.
wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by Guidette(f): 5:03pm On Aug 02, 2015
kliq:


The Sad One grin

MOURNrinho. He will continue to cry this season. Including his obnoxious Chelshit team and fans.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by Guidette(f): 5:00pm On Aug 02, 2015
kodded:
grin grin grin



bros o ? cheesy

how far ? cheesy

how market ? cheesy

cheesy

Loool. Leave am. He has disappeared. NEPA done take light.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by Guidette(f): 4:54pm On Aug 02, 2015
snadguy007:
Congratulations to Arsene Wenger for this lifetime achievement of beating Mourinho for the very first time

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by Guidette(f): 4:52pm On Aug 02, 2015
To all Chelshit fans… NTOOORRRRR!!!! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by Guidette(f): 3:58pm On Aug 02, 2015
Up Gunners!!!! COYG

Meanwhile …

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Career / Re: Caught My Boss In The Act; Am I Safe? by Guidette(f): 6:34pm On Jul 28, 2015
Atlantian:
Hahahaha, dont take it personal. Its human nature.
Im not taking it personal. You are just too disgusting for my liking.

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Career / Re: Caught My Boss In The Act; Am I Safe? by Guidette(f): 6:29pm On Jul 28, 2015
@ hary4luv
You didnt do anything wrong. If anything they should be in the hot seat not you. After all, you did nothing wrong. A useless married man/boss sleeping with his secretary! They should even be the ones begging you not the other way round. My advice to you will be that from henceforth any communication about the situation should be recorded on your phone so that you can have evidence. But all in all, keep to yourself and move on like nothing happened.
Goodluck man.
Career / Re: Caught My Boss In The Act; Am I Safe? by Guidette(f): 6:24pm On Jul 28, 2015
@ Atlantian
Of all the people who posted dumb responses on this thread, you are the most useless of all. The pride with which you write your rubbish is beyond baffling and some mumus will be hailing you. Its a pity that someone will look at you and marry you or call you daddy. You are beyond shameless. lipsrsealed
Education / Re: Weekend Brain Drill: Can You Solve This In 30 secs? by Guidette(f): 10:37pm On Jul 19, 2015
youngwarlocks:
16 people
16C2= 120 (Combination)

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Romance / Re: They All Complain Of My Joystick Nd Walkout by Guidette(f): 7:56am On Jul 18, 2015
@OP Do u have mouth odour? Just asking undecided
Romance / Re: Naija Girls Please Stand Up! by Guidette(f): 8:54pm On Jul 13, 2015
smiley Found out that in life whatever u do will never meet people's expectations. So i just do what makes me happy now
Romance / Naija Girls Please Stand Up! by Guidette(f): 5:40am On Jul 13, 2015
All these men ranting about self worth as a woman and about us being cheap or chopping their money.... Its all anger.
Eat the food he buys for you, chop his money o, enjoy the sexxx wella.... And at the end of the day hold your head up high. You define your worth, not somebody else.

If u feel like what u doing is wrong, then it makes u feel guilty. But if everything is fun and games to u, watch these men fall to ur feet.
All in all be safe sha.

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Crime / Re: My Encounter With Ritualist In Lokoja Today. by Guidette(f): 5:42pm On Jul 10, 2015
@Op this was very painful to read. MY EYES!!!!
Sports / Re: ITS OFFICIAL!!! Petr Cech Finally Signs For Arsenal (PICTURES) by Guidette(f): 3:07pm On Jun 30, 2015
obayaya:


Guidette grin

Where have you been?

Exams exams exams. Too much wahala. This medicine thing is killing me o.
Sports / Re: ITS OFFICIAL!!! Petr Cech Finally Signs For Arsenal (PICTURES) by Guidette(f): 8:59pm On Jun 29, 2015
Hehe. This news is sweeting my body well well.
Chelshit haters to the back, Arsenal is coming up. grin grin grin

Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by Guidette(f): 11:53pm On Jun 21, 2015


As if women dont enjoy sex too pretending like its only men that gain from a two way sexual relationship. Why not preach to men as well. Nonsense.

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Silences Gay Rumours, Fixes Wedding Date by Guidette(f): 9:31pm On May 09, 2015
Elxandre:

You are one of the bad belle he's referring to grin
None at all. It was just a hypothetical scenario . Congrats to him.

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