₦airaland Forum

omenka:
This dude has gone senile!! Lmao! So it has come down to what a mere party symbol has to do with development!

Besides, if we are to follow his line of thought, yes I would go with the broom. The vacuum cleaner has a huge disadvantage when it come to getting rid of big particles of dirts like stones, leaves and stems, but is only effective when dealing with particles of dust and sand, which are the only sizes of particles PDP has been able to get rid of under Jonathan (recall all the small time yahoo boys that have been the preocupation of EFCC under Jonathan )!! The Broom can be used to sweep them big dirts away. Such big dirts like Jonathan, Ananih, Sambo, Muazu, NOI, Alison Madueke, Okupe, Abati, Fayose, Asari, Tompolo, Clerk, and Reno himself can only be swept by the broom!


By the way,
I wonder what he would ask Apuga.

And again, is the vacuum cleaner the symbol of PDP??

My own is where is the power for the vacuum cleaner? Shey it is the yeye 3000MW that a whole 180 million people in Nigeria are sharing that we will all use to power those vacuum cleaners if every Nigerian bought one? That is the main reason people still use brooms Nigeria.
He is such a dumbass for real.

APC all the way Sai Buhari!!!!!

femijck:
Mine is number 4......

Chaii!!! I used 1,4,8,10,11 and 12.

olusolaj:
Thats good
These are original nollywood GEJ till 2019

BUHARI supporters largely consist of:
1. Core muslim Northerners

2. Core muslim South Westerners

3. Christian South Westerners belonging to RCCG

4. Unemployed/Frustrated & VERY ANGRY youth.

5. Unskilled/Lazy individuals.

6. Failed/Struggling or broke celebrities.

7. Closet tribalists from NW, NE & SW

8. People with domestic, emotional or psychological problems.

9. People that scored 'F' in History & Mathematics at WAEC

10. Depressed Nigerians in the diaspora.


GOODLUCK JONATHAN Supporters:

1. Core Christian Easterners & Niger-Deltans.

2. Liberal South Westerners.

3. Highly educated core-Northerners

4. Northern/Middle-beltan Christians.

5. Young/Successful business men & women

6. Successful Nigerian celebrities

7. Confident people with high self-worth & optimistic view on life.

8. Highly optimistic & positive people.

9. Married women with loving husbands.

10. People that scored at least a pass in Mathematics at WAEC.

My dad is edo hausa muslim while my mum is yoruba christian. They are highly educated with masters degrees from uk universities. I am a muslim and in my penultimate year in medical school at 22 years of age. I scored 6 As in my Waec with my lowest being a C in Physics. I presently work at Queens Hospital Center in New York.
AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND I SUPPORT BUHARI!!
THE FACCKKKK U MEAN....

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was trying to run away from cluelessness in the form of GEJ.

Abeg.. Sai Buhari!!!!

Awww. Halima was my classmate in secondary school. Very humble and beautiful person inside out. Honest and generous. Traits Im quite sure she emulated from her father.

Cant wait for GEJ to expose himself live on TV. Now we will truly know how dumb he really is. Cant wait!!!!

Meanwhile....

WHY JONATHAN CANT WIN IN 2015
1. He has maligned the core north of Hausa and Fulani labelling them as power hungry. I can see 90% of them voting for APC.

2. He and his cronies have castigated all muslims in Nigeria and enveloped them as blood sucking terrorists. Meanwhile roughly half of the country is Muslim. I see 95% of of them voting for APC.

3. He and his followers then decided to become dumbasses of the century by focusing on rotten smear tactics that have reached a new low. I can see more than 99% of reasonable, literate and intelligent people voting for APC.

4. On a whole Jonathan has underperformed and destroyed critical areas of Nigeria in terms of economy, security, infrastructure,etc. I see patriotic and well meaning Nigerians voting 100% for APC.

Now tell me how Jonathan can win the election.

Sai Buhari!!!

WHY JONATHAN CANT WIN IN 2015
1. He has maligned the core north of Hausa and Fulani labelling them as power hungry. I can see 90% of them voting for APC.

2. He and his cronies have castigated all muslims in Nigeria and enveloped them as blood sucking terrorists. Meanwhile roughly half of the country is Muslim. I see 95% of of them voting for APC.

3. He and his followers then decided to become dumbasses of the century by focusing on rotten smear tactics that have reached a new low. I can see more than 99% of reasonable, literate and intelligent people voting for APC.

4. On a whole Jonathan has underperformed and destroyed critical areas of Nigeria in terms of economy, security, infrastructure,etc. I see patriotic and well meaning Nigerians voting 100% for APC.

Now tell me how Jonathan can win the election.

Sai Buhari!!!

acidtalk:
JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :

* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running mate who were the people that first kicked against your candidacy?

The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2 years as governor in Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.

* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's running mate?

You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has documents proved you embezzled N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within two years.

* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in becoming Yaradua's running mate?

The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who today is your mouth piece and who is pretending loves you the most.

* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did you do to gather public sympathy?

You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like it was your political opponents. The SSS released a report which you guys later hid to debunk your dubious claim.

* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be in charge of negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants, who were those who objected and what was their reasons?

Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason being that you are not sincere in the Niger Delta course but only after your pocket.

SHOULD I GO ON?

* What was your agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.

You promised and even swore you will go for a SINGLE TERM

*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced Aoandoka to go underground?

To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late Yaradua
.

* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu and others even when they had to betray their party at that last minute in order to canvass for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO.

* How did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?

You didn't only remove all his loyalist from your government, you also made sure you made his enemies your closest allies. You don't need me to start calling names right?

* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?

Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM.


AWAY FROM POLITICS.


* You promised Nigerians incentives in order to remove subsidy. Things like stable power, metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road rehabilitation etc.

MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.

* Obasanjo's government brought GSM amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan what has yours brought?

NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN CORRUPTION.

* Never in the history of Nigeria has all institutions witnessed as much strike as yours.

*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.

* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you need FIVE presidential jet for even with the high rate of poverty in the land.

* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic line.

* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or whatever), Bode George.

* Jonathan will rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than have a session with those brains who are truly making Nigerians proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting message to the people of North East.



Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.

We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the world.
We have no motorable federal road.

A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER.

HIGH Uneployment in the land.

High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb corruption with technology).

JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND.










FELLOW NIGERIANS : Share these on your Facebook, Twitter, Instergram, BBM, Whatsapp, And every blog and forum you know ( COPY AND PASTE ON AS MANY THREADS ON NAIRALAND AS YOU CAN. THE WHOLE NIGERIA MUST SEE AND HEAR OF JONATHAN'S LIES). Until Jonathan can answer the above questions he doesn't deserve our "clap" not to talk more of our "votes". Be warned! No known record for a successful brain transplant yet so we don't expect any state of improvement in Jonathan's cluelessnes and deceits.

This piece was so beautiful. *Slow clap*
https://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u428/kingalbert2/sqsdqsd/mvpc_zpsb4996c64.jpg

Omg

teemanbastos:
Buhari’s beautiful daughter chatting
with Osinbajo

OP that is Halima Buhari

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babadee1:
That's not Zahra that's another daughter Halima.

I was just about to say that.

PLEASE SHARE:

ELECTION VIOLENCE IS WRONG by Olawale Dibia Ajayi.
I have read lousy reports and claims by armchair reporters on the social media about the burning of PDP campaign bus(es) in Jos a few hours ago. Immediately, I picked my phone a put a call through to Bitrus Mshelia, an old friend who works for an independent tabloid in Jos. He confirmed that indeed there was a fracas today at the Bauchi Road junction. However, he said the rampage was an [size=16pt]intra-party PDP crisis [/size] involving rival PDP party members in Kanke town, Kanke council area of Plateau state, who were expressing their anger over the imposition of the PDP governorship candidate, Senator Pwajok, on them in the state. Trouble started when the youths clashed with the supporters of the governorship candidate who had gone to welcome him backfrom the PDP rally in Lagos.The APC had no hand whatsoever in the clash. This is done so as to set the records straight and caution scattergun analysts to let the trigger be. It is rather too late to begin to whip up Bolekaja sentiments now!

[size=16pt]GMB 2015[/size]

Nooo

AnyOne who believes this trash deserves GEJ as president. Cluelessness begets cluelessness.

Chanchit:
I just pray this clueless demon is voted out, cos if he wins, its would be the saddest day of my life, cos I would then have to give up on Nigeria.

OMG!! You can say it again. In 2011 I saw that this man couldnt rule us even though he had overwhelming support. I was sad the day he was elected and all my fears about him have been proven right.
If Nigerians decide to vote him again, something will literally die inside of me because God knows I cannot take another 4 years of Jonathan.
Please vote wisely. Vote GMB come Feb 14 2015

Henry120:
You are an idiiot.

How many bullet proof vests do boko-haram members wear?

All Nigerian troops in the field get issued with bulletproof vests, you should ask the soldier were boko-haram keeps getting resupplied and armoured personnel carriers from?

Cowards keep getting their bases overrun, and you have the audacity to blame the president.

Cowards? Are you serious? If you have or know anyone in the army, you would not talk this way. You sit behind your computer or phone and write nonsense while our brave soldiers are being slaughtered by a ragtag militia that should not have existed past 2011. If not for the president and his corrupt cabinet, why should we be having the same problem of unequipped soldiers with respect to Boko Haram even after TRILLIONS of naira has been supposedly spent to equip them? Who is lying? The president or soldiers? Or does Boko Haram have a bigger budget than our army?
These are questions you should ask instead of castigating anyone who is against GEJ. The amount of brevity those soldiers have in one strand of hair is 10 times greater than you will ever have in your lifetime.

GMB 2015.

pendy79:
Ngeneukwenu thanks for this video. I'm a muslim and really listening to this video brought tears to my eye.

I cried not because I'm not okay nor well to do but cried for my nation and the direction the present badluck president has brought to the nation.

I'm in UK stuck in Dover because a new vessel I and some friends raised funds to acquire, built and already crewed for a journey to Nigeria so we can register amd flag it as a Nigerian carrier is being held up in Abidjan cos we can't rub the hands of some unscrupulous people in both NPA and NIMASA to get clearance up till now two months after beginning the process.

What's the cabotage Act all about if vessel owners are frustrated and asked for unreasonable amount of money for bribe? Where's the Nigeria first in the minds of people in Government?

Making arrangement now to register it as a Turkish owned vessel now and papers are expected in few days.
My whole holiday screwed because some selfish individuals won't do their work without being bribed first. How can I pay almost a quarter of what the vessel cost to build as bribe to some silly officials?

Why do we wish this nation continue this path of destruction?

Anybody who wish a return of JonaTAN does not love Nigeria

I wish you all the best. May all your prayers be answered.

Hope this helps

“Over 70 percent of what are called corruption, even by EFCC (Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) and other anti-corruption agencies is not corruption, but common stealing. Corruption is perception, not reality,” the President said during his 7th Presidential Media Chat
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/160156-corruption-charges-ministers-politically-motivated-says-jonathan.html#sthash.aGWFtVXb.dpbs

obyrich:
I don't think you are right on this. We are not more tribalistic than the rest tribes in Nigeria. GEJ is not an lgbo man. He will fail in Igbo land, especially, Abia State where he failed to perform.

Happy new year!! Been a while.

I think Igbo people are the most tribalistic because of the whole Biafra issue. It doesn't get worse than that.

Ibo people are too tribalistic to actually see that the clueless one does and will never care about the east. He does not see them as his brothers even though they worship the ground he steps on. Where is the development he has brought to the East? No 2nd Niger bridge... Even the railway they are praising isn't in the East.
Please open your eyes and remove that block of wood on your eyes. If you can truly say your situation has improved since GEJ came to power, please vote for him. If otherwise, GMB has come to save all of us.
VOTE GMB IN 2015.

Damn. This really jolts one back to reality. FP please.

LRNZH:
You don't need to merge them.
They occur together in nature.

Ask a Zoologist

Lmfaooo

Abeg can someone help me merge these two pics to make one. Thanks in advance.

Jonathan's head
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Coconut
[img]http://www.ivaper.eu/File_Catalogo/115252coconutcandy7435.jpg[/img]

Abeg can someone help me merge these two pics to make one. Thanks in advance.

Jonathan's head
[img]http://4.bp..com/-tIDmySc1hZA/Uo0HgUFPKKI/AAAAAAACOaY/VPB1xZPQ3VM/s1600/President-Goodluck-Jonathan.jpg[/img]

Coconut
[img]http://www.ivaper.eu/File_Catalogo/115252coconutcandy7435.jpg[/img]

Common Errors by Dame patience Jonathan
1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people
2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children
3. My Fellow Widows
4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children
5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in
an international competition like this one - Addressing Press men after
Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup
7. The Bombers who born them?wasn't it not a woman? They were
once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children
making some children a widow
8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by
losing their Parents for one reason or another
Patience Jonathan Grammatical Blunder: My Husband Is The Best Couple
On Earth
9. The bloods they are sharing, diaris God o
10. Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on
11. Happy birthday my husband, your days are numbered.
12. Umbrerra

lilmaxfidel:
hy

Happy holidays

lilmaxfidel:
Gej bleaching his hands?

Ehen now. He is using his wife's cream.

seangy4konji:
Good

I deh come back.

As for me?i think every right thinking Nigerian who has a pure heart with love for less privileged,privileged,all citizens irrespective of tribe or religion will know that it is a shame on our country to be this way in the year 2014 December.we all know the crimes and atrocities committed by our past leaders and of which most of these crimes came out after they were dead which included the looting and all but growing up during the 80,s,early 90's.life was not so difficult for we Nigerians like this despite the lootings. I enjoyed babangida,abachas regime and what was told about some previous regimes were also a bit good except for some oil mobey missing also during obasanjo's regime which Fela sang about. Though we all know they are steal.my point is ever since the administration of this president good luck Jonathan of which I know it's beginning to the end?its been corruption like we all have never witnessed on earth before and the worst part is they rub it in our faces and not giving a damn about what we going to go about it. It's the height of disrespect from people who swear to serve us forgetting that 4 yeRs soon come.

If you are under age 20 please don't quote me as I know you have no idea of what's going on and because your father is able to feed you properly and train you to school with access to internet and the devil won't let you know the pains of the common man or feel for them. Keep to your greedy self.

If I start listing point blank atrocities and crimes and looting of public funds then almost all of them will be on multiple counts of crimes that their unborn generation will still serve in prisons with hard labor.

I do jot care if Muslim association of Nigeria or can endorses someone,I only beg for th sake of our unborn generation to try and be hopeful for change because this present good luck Jonathan had been nothing but suffering,hatred,murders and blood if the innocent being spilled on the grounds if our country for no reason.

An idle hand is the devils workshop.

Forget who Islam clerics endorse or who Christians endorse but put your self in the shoes of parents whose girls were abducted,raped and killed like cattle put your self in the shoes of parents who send their kids to school but only saw their mangled remains to bury. I am not accusing the president of doing the killings but if an American citizen was being held hostage in Ibadan the city I live In?war might be declared by their president but our own clues less dances shoki every time and has beautiful daughters he gives out in wedding and they all merry.

Would you do this as a human being or father of nations?

God is helping us. We need to help our selves.

We need a change to make our country a happy one. We deserve this at least. The choice is our to vote them out.just try and imagine the looting a that were public knowledge on 4 years alone to the ones we have not heard of. We have militants threatening our lives over elections after been given contracts to secure our crude oil which is our sole source of income? They are quick to sentence soldiers to death but Askari dokubo and tompolo who have said blood will shed are lavishing in jets around the world and all?

Please sit down and think out the future even if you gain from the looting a. Is this a good legacy you want to be remembered for

God will in his infinites mercies lead us right and change our beloved country so we can all live like kings and queens that we are

Merry Xmas folks.

Wow!!! This felt so deep. You are the man!!!!!

Opolo eyes and madam peshi. He looks clueless and his wife is a bleached whale....

Ok.. I'm Sorry. But Buhari 2015-....