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Haha. Trouble in paradise

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These two are just deceiving themselves and also taking the audience for a ride. I'm officially done with this year's BBN. Abeg they should just announce the winner and let us move on with our lives already

COOL10:
. Interesting story. I wouldn't term any guy that sleeps with a tranny as gay sha cos there're so many beautiful transsexuals out there who one wouldn't even know are until they hit the bedroom,just like you said. But by that time,the hormones would have already taken over and you're like 'let me just try it,what's the worst that could happen?' . Trust me there're a lot of crazy stories out there . It's only Nigerian and mostly black transsexuals that I've seen are ugly/unattractive and I really don't know why.

If you prefer beauty over authenticity, that's your preference I guess. Different strokes for different folks.

When they first start their transition, they don't look really good. But as they get more feminizing surgery, especially from a great surgeon, they end up looking very good.Most trannies don't want to bring unnecessary scrutiny and attention to themselves because of hate crimes. They just want to look as natural and beautiful as possible.

COOL10:
. Only if he decides to go into porn.

Nah, many men are into trannies these days and these women are super rich. I used to work at a plastic surgeon's office in New York and his main clientele were these women. That surgeon was like a body engineer, the work he has done on these women.... Lord!!! I just pity foolish men who are carried away by beautiful things only.
When they come into the office, a person who has not really known what trannies look like would be highly fooled, but I could tell straight away who they were. They usually drove BMWs, Mercedes Benzs, Porsches and wore the latest designer apparel. Their boyfriends usually pay for their surgeries and lifestyle but I realized most of them still had their diccks on. So I asked one of them, and she told me it was "bad for business". I was just shocked

I even saw one of our clients in broad daylight with one guy trying to toast her. I was just laughing in my mind like "See mumu.... You just saw fine face, big breast and big bum bum and your dicck dey stand, but you do not know you are chasing your kind. "

If he wants to make money, he shouldn't cut his dicck off. I heard it is very profitable for business. Besides the genital transformation usually leaves them not as happy as they expected, because men can still tell the difference between a natural one and an engineered one.

@goodkay just because someone is buried in the compound, doesn't mean that it is necessarily a bad thing. Have you thought about houses that you may not know what atrocities were committed in them in the past, yet you will still stay because you do not know about them? If you have no other option, stay there. The dead is gone far away from this dimension. You can cleanse your house with prayer, holy water, incense or whatever feels good to you and then move in, if you deem it necessary.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Were u their classmate?

Abeg babe connect me

Lol, Halima and I were classmates. My junior sister was classmates with Yusuf and friends with Zahra since they had the same name. Zahra used to visit my sister but I was not close to Halima. She was very nice to me and only came to visit me once at home. So I can't give you any connect, lol. Sorry.

Halima has always been a beauty right from secondary school. She is so down to earth, her and Zahra.

Mrfarmer600 Hi. I would like to work with you so that we can rewrite your story into a movie script. Something Hollywood worthy. If that's OK please let me know asap. Thanks for sharing your courageous story.

Miracle fans will not see this....

gonkin:
Epilepsy can only be suppressed. I remember when i was doing voters registration as a corper. This guy i was registering just while i was holding his hand the guy just shut down with legs and all shaking for like five minutes. Well its not the first time i have seen an epileptic patient.
In primary school i saw in higher institution i even had one as a friend. I didn't panic wen people were running. After 5 minutes he came back to life. Oya finish finger printing bye bye. But that guys own was at a high rate. He experiences episodes like alot. But the villager were surprised that i stood by him.
Its drugs that can be used no cure. But if they could install electrodes in her brain no problem.

Hi, if you are still in contact with your friend, tell him to try CBD oil for his seizures. It has been proven to help epileptic patients deal with their condition effectively without the side effects of neurological medications. I would recommend to most epileptics to try and see if it works for them.

https://www.epilepsy.com/connect/forums/living-epilepsy-adults/cbd-oil-seizures

maasoap:
What about Trump himself and his businesses? Too many allegations of clever tax evasion. Trump knew how the system protects the rich, most especially the job creators like himself. He knew that policy wise, there was little he could against Amazon. So, the only weapon he has is to run the company down with his mouth and give it bad publicity. Most especially, his republican party is notoriously known for prioritising big corporates over smaller ones and citizens.

I am not American nor do I have a care about their rigged 2 party system. I am a realist and take things as they go. If Trump said something about Amazon and it dropped their share prices, I am happy. Don't give a Bleep about Trump, Republicans, Democrats or any of their stupid charades.

cashreport:
how did u know all this??
imagine Jeff Bezos not paying tax a whole year
Trump has been president so whos fault??
I doubt that he did not pay tax
tax is paid in so many ways.... house, utility bill, goods on transit,. etc

He didn't pay any taxes in 2017. In fact he was paid more money by the government. A simple google search would show you. Plus I know all this information because I read and investigate my news from different outlets and not rely on fake mainstream media news for my information. People need to be more wise and know that all these billionaires don't give a Bleep about us. We are the slave class or the useless eaters as they call us. Research into a lot of things and you will know most of what you have been taught since you were a kid are mostly lies. Be smart, read books, use the internet to your advantage.

Sources
https://itep.org/amazon-inc-paid-zero-in-federal-taxes-in-2017-gets-789-million-windfall-from-new-tax-law/
https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/amazon-earned-5-6b-in-2017-but-paid-no-federal-taxes

How is Trump doing a bad thing here? Amazon/Jeff Bezos paid ZERO, I repeat, ZERO taxes in 2017. In fact he was paid about a net 800 million dollars by the daddy US government! If an Amazon worker earning less than $30,000 paid more taxes than a fucking billionaire... sorry.... the richest man in the world, then you know that it is a broken system that exists in the USA. An oligarchy. Remember even Warren Buffet said a couple of years ago that his secretary paid more taxes than he did.

What Amazon has done is to use its paid lackeys in government especially at the state level on being exempt from tax and even collecting government subsidies for their PRIVATE business. This is a business whose model is to operate at a loss to drive away all competition around it, especially small businesses, and then control more than 50% of the market of the commodity being sold, before hiking their prices. This has made many regular Americans who were using their businesses to get by, close down their shops and made them much poorer plus in more debt.
A rigged system if you ask me, yet gullible Nigerians just see a post and jump on it without knowing the facts. Smh

For the unbelievers, here are my sources:
https://itep.org/amazon-inc-paid-zero-in-federal-taxes-in-2017-gets-789-million-windfall-from-new-tax-law/
https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/amazon-earned-5-6b-in-2017-but-paid-no-federal-taxes

AAHHHH!!! Nawa o. So my 200 votes disappeared just like that?!! Chai! These CeeC and Nina fans are too much abeg.

LMAO! What is this?

But there truly is a cure for HIV/AIDs and cancers. Check out Dr. Sebi...

Lol, now all of a sudden, nobody is a victim of the infamous MMM.... Issorait! Kontinue....

Gaddafithe2nd:
Exactly! You are really vast. Only few ladies are conscious about what is happening in this world. Respect!

Nah, we are many. We just don't talk so as not to seem 'proud' by you men lol.
I can gist with people on a very mundane level like about BBN, bobrisky, davido, hollywood stuff, make up, scientific stuff, religion, etc.
I can talk about the history and structure of the Earth and how we are controlled by 1% into slavery in a cycle of life and death where our energy is harvested to always keep them at the top.
I can get very deep about the nature of our universe and the multiverses, interdimensional worlds and beings, astral traveling, metaphysics, the subconscious and the unconscious mind.
And then delve into the unknown/dark abyss, where the true madness resides of trying to understand the source of which created all that is and ever will be, that has no name and can never be named or characterized (called God by blasphemous folks).

I just choose to relate with people based on where I believe their mindset is. I don't initiate conversations with people on anything beyond the mundane unless they show me that they are ready for it. So people might not know what I truly know and think I'm just like every other girl on the street.

JimaeChinko:
The poor man's talk. Always hating on the rich and blaming all their misfortune on the Rich. Get your own platform and let's see how good yours will turn out.

Lol, Im not poor but come from a wealthy home actually. Lived and schooled in the UK, US and Caribbean. Visited countries in Asia, Middle East, Europe, North and South America and Africa.

Im just not into money made through dubious means, and I think being a billionaire in the first place and still striving to make more money is a psychological problem relating to the ego. In a world where so many people are starving, it feels like a crime to me own billions of dollars, but that's just my opinion.

JUHABACH:
first of all, that's a bad case of false equivalence. Obama's staff had access to Facebook data but
1) they deleted it after use as per the terms.
2) they didn't use it to spread fake news and Russian propaganda

also its like you literally did not read anything I said else you wouldn't say such a silly thing as "Facebook is being exposed" . it's literally in the terms and conditions which every user agreed to before joining Facebook. it's not their fault people didn't read.
and lol. Facebook is going anywhere. they have over two billion users. but it's cute you think that way though.

also Cambridge analytica has strong ties with russian oligarchs.

I have evidence to back up my claims.

Russian propaganda Hilary and her minions came up with right after her election loss: https://nypost.com/2017/10/26/how-team-hillary-played-the-press-for-fools-on-russia/

Obama Facebook data harvest: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/feb/17/obama-digital-data-machine-facebook-election
You state your case that it is a false equivalence, which you are right, because this was even worse. Facebook knew about what Obama's cyber campaign team did and let them go ahead with it. Meanwhile, Facebook users were never informed about their data being used against them.
With Cambridge Analytica, the professor gave the information he harvested from Facebook to Cambridge Analytica without their knowledge which may absolve Facebook from some of the blame. So you are definitely on point with that argument.

Facebook is being exposed to the public as a site that promises utmost privacy to the point that you can upload very sensitive information like nude pictures and sex videos for 'safe keeping', meanwhile sells information to third parties and uses data for selfish purposes. That's what I meant by that.

Gaddafithe2nd:
When I read about the visit of Bill Gates having dinner with Buhari I was really mad. This guy is using his Gate foundation to infiltrate into Nigeria and Africa. There was a time he was promoting Genetic modified Food.
Have you heard or read about the Bilderberg group? Many billionaires in the world have blood in their hands.

Lol, I know about the NWO, the Council on Foreign Relations, Royal Institute of International Affairs and all that extra extra dark stuff. I know how the world and universe really works and how Africans/melanated people have truly lost their way and sold their souls to the devil in the form of the white man's religion. It gets even deeper than that, as this rabbit hole leads you to the truth that the world is upside down. Everything we have been taught and programmed with since we were kids are all lies, and life is not what we think it is.

It is just A GAME!

blowedfish:
I guess when Obama and Hillary Clinton campaigns worked directly with FB it was okay? Trump won and every line of reasoning is out of the window.
Maybe FB should come "clean" and release info about other campaigns they sold user data to.

Lol, especially Obama's 2012 campaign! What a bunch of clowns!

Gaddafithe2nd:
God bless you. Those guys aren't clean at all. Zuckerberg was not even a good coder. He lied about his invention. Bill Gates using his Microsoft to steal data from personal computers. All these guys work with the CIA

Glad you know it too. And its not like this is even hidden. Bezos has a public multibillion dollar deal with the CIA and pentagon, so does Alaphabet inc... Gullible people be thinking these billionaires are your friend and worship them, but don't know it takes a cold blooded muthafucker to get to billionaire status without leaving a few bodies in their trail. These guys are monsters.

1zynnvn:
What do you do with spare time.?
I only visit Facebook and nairaland.

I am doing my Masters so that occupies most of my time but I usually watch videos on Youtube, read books, watch BBN (recently), gist with my family, go out with my bf and then nairaland sometimes.

femi4:
Well, your pix is on your nl profile, you are not totally free

I hardly post, besides my real name is not tied to this account

vivaciousvivi:
Kudos to your girl! I equally stopped being active sometime in 2014 and have never looked back. It's amazing how just logging in could have one sucked in for hours pouring over pics, vids and otherwise useless information that didn't improve my life one bit. I do respect Zuckerberg as an entrepreneur and over-achiever but there my relationship with Facebook ends.

Im glad you don't use Facebook sister, but as for Zuckerberg, he's a lying piece of work and want nothing to do with all these stupid social media sites even google (but that's a bit harder to quit than the rest). Mark stole the idea of his friends, went behind their back and made Facebook, then lied that it was his. They had to file a lawsuit against him, which they won by the way to show how sneaky and evil that man is.
Facebook is being used by spy agencies to harvest data on everyone on the site so that their information can be stored and used against them in the future.
I have no respect for all these maniacal tech billionaires including Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Larry Page, Mark Zuckerberg, etc. If you know what evils they have used their platforms for, you will be shocked!

JUHABACH:
Facebook doesn't "invade data" Facebook sells data to Thrid parties (its literally in their terms and conditions). the selling of data isn't just meant for their profit but also for user convenience. e.g. say you are an engineer on Facebook, or have indicated serious interest for Engineering on facebook, due to that data, Facebook will be able to connect you to information, online communities or ads for third parties which fit with your interest.

what happened here is that Cambridge analytica misused the data it got lying to Facebook that it was for academic purpose and failing to delete the data after use as per it's agreements with Facebook.
obviously Facebook has some blame here for failing to ensure the data was actually deleted but it's not like they hid it from anyone that third parties would be given access to users data albeit under certain terms and conditions.
if anything this is why it's important to read terms and conditions instead of just going ahead to blindly click "agree".

Please read my earlier post on this thread below:

Guidette:
Funny thing is he's still lying. In 2012, Obama's campaign team used the same techniques Cambridge Analytica used to garner young voters votes in the 2012 presidential election. The head of team who did the cyber data collection using Facebook, even did a TED talk about it and was remorseful that the Democrats had an unfair advantage over the Republicans because of the data they had which could be used in subsequent elections. She said Facebook knew what they were doing and allowed her team to continue the data harvesting because "they were on their side".

Don't ever believe anything a maniacal billionaire who stole the idea of his friends to build an empire like Zuckerberg says

This happened years before Cambridge Analytica did the same thing, and with Facebook's knowledge. America is now in a media propaganda war and anyone can get burnt. Cambridge Analytica is the "Russian troll" that 'stole the election' from HRC. But iit doesnt fit the narative of Russia so they won't call it 'collusion with a foreign country' even though the company is British.
But I'm glad Facebook is being exposed because that site is a cesspool and needs to go away.

martineverest:
fake tears

Facebook is known for data invasion....more invasive than Google

Nah Google is worse. The Alphabet parent company has a multibillion dollar deal with the Pentagon, so best believe your data is veery unsafe. You could be on a kill list and never know. Amazon billionaire, Jeff Bezos also has a multibillion dollar deal with not just the Pentagon but the CIA too. These supposedly harmless sites ain't your friend. They are tools created by spies to collect information on everyone in the entire world which can be weaponized at anytime. Even the NSA collects data on everyone and then American citizens (which is against their laws to spy on Americans), so don't believe anything these fools say.

mediclife1987:
Can you be a bit more explicit pls?

You mean she has some sensitive data like sex videos stored on facebook? Why would someone store such on facebook in d first place?

Lol, you don't know Facebook is pioneering a new program whereby they 'safely' store sensitive information like nude pics and sex videos so that they don't accidentally get posted on the site. The cheek of it.....

Idk who is gullible enough to believe that shit. Meanwhile, their workers will be getting free show

Welrez:
I took the decision to believe all that I see on Facebook with a pinch of salt a long time ago. I have always suspected Facebook as being capable of such manipulation. I still believe this is one out of a thousand notorious acts.

Lol what? Oga didn't you see on the news that Cambridge Analytica was harvesting data and hacking computers in 2014 Nigerian presidential elections to sway voters in favor of Goodluck Jonathan at the behest of an unknown Nigerian billionaire? As long as you are on Facebook or all these social sites with your real government name, pictures and posts, you are not safe. Come on now......

Be sharp!

Amberon11:
A Nigerian CEO or politician can never be this truthful.

Funny thing is he's still lying. In 2012, Obama's campaign team used the same techniques Cambridge Analytica used to garner young voters votes in the 2012 presidential election. The head of team who did the cyber data collection using Facebook, even did a TED talk about it and was remorseful that the Democrats had an unfair advantage over the Republicans because of the data they had which could be used in subsequent elections. She said Facebook knew what they were doing and allowed her team to continue the data harvesting because "they were on their side".

Don't ever believe anything a maniacal billionaire who stole the idea of his friends to build an empire like Zuckerberg says