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Education / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Blocks Me From Mentioning Him. by Guidette(f): 1:49pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
oxladexo: Lol, don't worry it is mostly porn 3 Likes |
Phones / Re: "It's Time To Delete Your Facebook Account" - Brian Acton, Whatsapp Co-founder by Guidette(f): 1:47pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
Deleted my Facebook account with over 1000 'friends' in April of 2013 after too many amebos and secret stalkers were using my information (that I willingly posted) to spread rumors, cause fights, and embarrass me. So I did the needful and never looked back. Can't wait to celebrate my 5 year anniversary from that diabolical, vacuous, time-wasting, nonsensical site. 131 Likes 6 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: See 30 Of The Weirdest Car Accidents (pix) by Guidette(f): 6:14pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
That first one make sense die!! |
Romance / Re: What Your Mum Didn't Tell You About Sex(Picture) by Guidette(f): 12:13pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
pweshdodo: You have a problem. Please seek help asap. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: ChitChat on GOD, The Architecture of Life & its Universe (Derailing Encouraged) by Guidette(f): 3:06pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
GideonG: Read cyclomancy, and practice it judiciously. There are free pdfs online |
Romance / Re: Can You Explain This Picture? by Guidette(f): 1:26pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Girl (crying): Can you imagine this guy! He only sent me N 2,000. Which kain broke nigga be this? After all the _fucking wey we do last night. Chai! God punish him! Boy: This girl did not even call me to say thank you after I empty my bank account for her. Me wey never see food chop since morning till now. Chai! God punish her! 2 Likes
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Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 1:06pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
Billyonaire: Damn! Well I guess I have a brother who has had access to the same information I have. Very nice to meet you. I have read so many books and watched so many videos on youtube that i feel like my brain is over saturated with information. So Im just chilling now and enjoying life. I live every moment like my last. Once I realized that the matrix is just an illusion, I started to focus on my subconscious/unconscious reality and dream work more than anything now. I am also interested in contacting my ancestors, past/future lives, and unlocking superhuman powers. I am reading Astral Dynamics by Robert Bruce and also CYCLOMANCY! Looking into more occult themed books and trying to use the Qabbalah tree of life to pass through Daath to get to to the Qlippoth. So I am more focused now on action more than reading stuff. Trying to practice the stuff I read now. Have you ever had an astral projection before? Or at least lucid dreaming? Contacted spirits? Or automatic writing? Do you have a daily theurgic practice? By the way do you live in Nigeria, Lagos precisely? Maybe we can see in person and exchange ideas. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 11:49am On Mar 14, 2018 |
Billyonaire: Damn you are transitioning too? That's craazy, after i tried cannabis, my eyes truly opened to this world and I changed my diet overnight. I became fully vegan and had so much energy than I ever had in my life. Unfortunately, when i came back to naija, my parents were against my diet choices and I decided to become a pesquetarian instead to appease them. But once I relocate back abroad, I am returning to a vegan lifestyle again. Honestly, the amount of change I had in my life through this plant is beyond words. The most important things were it revealed to me who I truly was, got me closer to the Supreme Consciousness within, saw the bigger picture of what life truly means and made me not be afraid of death but actually embrace it. I love it! Even though I havent smoked since last year, I miss it. Sigh 1 Like 1 Share |
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 9:57pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Billyonaire: I always say everything can be used for any purpose whether good or bad. A gun can be used to hunt or rob. Water can be used to drink or drown. A religion can be used liberate or enslave. Same thing with cannabis, it can be used by many for very different purposes. It all depends on what the user wants to do with it. It can be used for addictive or physical or sexual or mental or spiritual purposes. I also believe one's state of mind determines how you could react to the plant. I have realized that if you are someone who looks physically okay but with deep underlying mentally issues, cannabis will bring to the surface issues that one may have repressed in their memory which may lead to acute psychotic breaks. The treatment to issues like this is letting the person pass through that phase and sort out their issues on their own or with the help of someone who understands how to handle delicate psychological and spiritual issues like this. The best way to use it is to always be honest with yourself about who you are and be one who is a truth seeker, hungry for knowledge and nothing else. People who are willing to progress further mentally and spiritually can use cannabis to astral project/travel, look into past lives, divination, talk to ancestors, unlock various spiritual and mental powers like telepathy, telekinesis, etc. A very versatile plant i must say. Heals on all levels: Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Spiritually and Soulfully. |
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 9:36pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
eherbal: lol, always down |
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 6:40pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
kestolove95:lol, ok. Whenever you come back from heaven, i would definitely share a spliff with you 1 Like |
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 3:00pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jakumo:Lol, you are very right. |
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 2:58pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
kingreign:lol |
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 2:43pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Last year, I was vomiting every morning for about a month when I woke up, with no cure even with prescribed medicines. One morning, after staying over at my ex boyfriend place, I woke up beside him with that familiar nauseous feeling. I told him about it, and he opened the drawer next to his bed, brought out a spliff and gave me to smoke. I took one puff and that was the last time I ever had that sickness. Cannabis is a healing plant! 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Falz, Odunlade Adekola, Basketmouth & Don Jazzy Dressed As Women In Edited Photo by Guidette(f): 10:36am On Mar 13, 2018 |
eezeribe: Coming from your shithole mouth, living in a shithole house, born in a shithole country.... So you are a true definition of shithole. Oga shithole, what have you created or invented to make Nigeria a better place? I'll wait..... 17 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Photos Of North Korea That Kim JongUn wouldn't want the world to see by Guidette(f): 12:58pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Someone should come and liberate Africa as North Korea looks like heaven compared... But they won't cos they love that we are destabilized already, which gives them a cover to steal our natural resources and land, export our raw materials cheaply to their western countries and sell their overpriced nonsensical luxurious goods (made from our own resources by the way) at exorbitant prices along with their dumb, nihilistic and immoral culture/religion to facilitate their Anglo-Saxon stupid empire. The Koreans are sitting on a trillion dollars worth of mineral resources that the Americans seem more desperate to liberate than anything else! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Fans Angry At Anthony Joshua Over Misogynist Statement About His Niece by Guidette(f): 5:25am On Mar 03, 2018 |
Do Naija men even know what the feminist movement brought to this world? Women working to earn a living. So if you are a man looking for a working woman, but hate "feminists", then you are complicit in this movement. Why not get you a housewife and stop complaining about anything. Don't do business with women at all, like visiting female doctors or lawyers or pharmacists or bankers or engineers. Afterall, women need to be in the house only nurturing and taking care of your kids while men go and bring the daily bread home, right? Don't be two faced or hypocritical. You cannot be anti-feminism yet be a party to why it existed in the very first place then. Just my 2 cents. 21 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Hausa Couple Take Their Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Aboard A Private Jet by Guidette(f): 8:39am On Feb 28, 2018 |
IkpuMmadu: Shey Nina is Hausa? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Men, Can You Live Without Your Penis? by Guidette(f): 3:47am On Nov 26, 2015 |
Haters came to rest on this thread. I asked a 'hypothetical' question and people attacking me for no reason. If you have nothing useful to contribute to this thread, eff off. Plus the ugliest motherf**kers on earth who usually cant upload a pic cos of how ugly they r be the first to comment on a persons appearance. prettythicksme: IamLEGEND1: obiorathesubtle: StarMogul: Danfuster: CUMPOLICE01: |
Romance / Men, Can You Live Without Your Penis? by Guidette(f): 12:11pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Hypothetically speaking, if your penis was cut off along with your testicles by an assailant, with no option of surgical reattachment, what will you do? |
Romance / Re: While Inside A Bus Today, I Saw The Need For Women To Be Feminists by Guidette(f): 11:47pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Woman knows what's up. Men who have everything going for them don't mind feminists. Its poor, unemployed, ugly niggas who can't get a good beautiful and well off woman to look their way that HATE on these women all the time. Some men ain't shit and if you listen to what most of these low self esteem men say, you may come down to their level. Just hold your head up high as a woman and do you. Men never finish for market. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Slams Women Who Won't For Once, Have Sex With A Guy & Tell Him Off by Guidette(f): 11:18pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
I used to do that so its not a revelation to me. I treat men like ordinary human beings. As a lady, its very easy to get guys so i don't hang on to any man who doesn't treat me like a queen. Too many fishes in the sea. Thank God bae worships the ground I walk on. If he effs up there are many more waiting in line 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ronda Rousey Knocked Out Cold In Second Round By Holly Holm by Guidette(f): 5:03pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
Brugge:The gift of being human is choice. Animals dont have that unfortunately. QED 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Super Computer Predicts Chelsea To Finish 4th In The BPL by Guidette(f): 7:55pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Im laughing in all languages. OP stop giving people false hope. No Champions League for Chelsea next year. 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 26th September 2015 by Guidette(f): 7:10pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
slap1:Wenger Complex Please who won 5 goals to 2 today and who is losing 2 to 1 right now to a team at the bottom of the league Abeg park well 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 26th September 2015 by Guidette(f): 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
The fall of Chelshit is reminiscent of that of Spain last year. So effing satisfying. 4 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 12th September 2015 by Guidette(f): 3:13pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
Wow!!! Did I ever think there will be a day Chelshit fans will become humble? Ain't God good? |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Shows Off His "Wifee" On Instagram, Funny Replies Followed The Post by Guidette(f): 3:41pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
J. Dumas is the definition of what a bad bitcch looks like |
Fashion / Re: Ladies: My Swag Outfit Today.... PICTURES by Guidette(f): 12:11am On Aug 24, 2015 |
Eewwwww. See the dirty environment @OP How old r u? |
Romance / Re: Question For The Guys 18+ by Guidette(f): 12:00am On Aug 24, 2015 |
datyrone:Just answer |
Romance / Re: Question For The Guys 18+ by Guidette(f): 11:58pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
underlinee:#1 |
Romance / Re: I Think Goodlooking People Should Be Proud by Guidette(f): 11:57pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Beauty is everything in this day and age. Look around, the world is obsessed with beauty. It is all around us in the media and normal day to day life. Make up, hair, adverts, music, plastic surgery, movies, fashion...... It's everywhere. If not how can women who come from nothing and have nothing tangible to offer date or marry rich men. It is because the only thing they bring to the table is their aesthetics. It may seem unfair but its the bitter truth. |
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