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Education / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Blocks Me From Mentioning Him. by Guidette(f): 1:49pm On Mar 22, 2018
oxladexo:
30 tabs opened?! Wetin u dey do guy?

Lol, don't worry it is mostly porn grin

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Phones / Re: "It's Time To Delete Your Facebook Account" - Brian Acton, Whatsapp Co-founder by Guidette(f): 1:47pm On Mar 22, 2018
Deleted my Facebook account with over 1000 'friends' in April of 2013 after too many amebos and secret stalkers were using my information (that I willingly posted) to spread rumors, cause fights, and embarrass me. So I did the needful and never looked back. Can't wait to celebrate my 5 year anniversary from that diabolical, vacuous, time-wasting, nonsensical site. cool

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Car Talk / Re: See 30 Of The Weirdest Car Accidents (pix) by Guidette(f): 6:14pm On Mar 19, 2018
That first one make sense die!! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Your Mum Didn't Tell You About Sex(Picture) by Guidette(f): 12:13pm On Mar 19, 2018
pweshdodo:
I can't believe am masturbating with this artwork

But to be candid, why is it that we blame guys after fucking and dumping a lady and we don't blame a lady after using and dumping a guy?

You have a problem. Please seek help asap.

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Religion / Re: ChitChat on GOD, The Architecture of Life & its Universe (Derailing Encouraged) by Guidette(f): 3:06pm On Mar 14, 2018
GideonG:
Billyonaire I have reached a stage that i am fully convinced that there is no one God sitting on the throne and hearing my prayers, so finally I am now a full brown atheist! Through indepth research and studying the secret teachings of all ages. My greatest desire now is to astral project, and also learn white magic. Please can I start magic b4 I officially transcend? My ultimate desires are 1. Wisdom 2. Protection from evil 3. Heal people (Like my elder brother who is mentally ill for 37 now, the psychiatric doctors could not help but I always believe one day I would) 4. I need to attract money as fast as possible to clear a lot of shi.ts around me and be comfortable. I've been working so hard to make it all my life but I keep gettng disappointed but now I believe it is all over. I can not only rule my world, but be a God! Thank u

Read cyclomancy, and practice it judiciously. There are free pdfs online smiley
Romance / Re: Can You Explain This Picture? by Guidette(f): 1:26pm On Mar 14, 2018
Girl (crying): Can you imagine this guy! He only sent me N 2,000. Which kain broke nigga be this? After all the _fucking wey we do last night. Chai! God punish him!

Boy: This girl did not even call me to say thank you after I empty my bank account for her. Me wey never see food chop since morning till now. Chai! God punish her!

grin grin grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 1:06pm On Mar 14, 2018
Billyonaire:


If you find time to follow my threads, you will understand that I have been a researcher about the Universe and God, so it wasnt cannabis that inspired my transitioning. It was the spiritual awakening process. As my Energy Signature Pyramid got squared and the corner stone of Source Consciousness flows through, I became constantly connected the matrix. So, in order to raise my vibration, I must forego eating all forms of animals and anything that has blood, flesh, heart and even eggs and dairies.

I tried cannabis after a great guy here recommended that I research on it and I think it is a marvelous plant. I finally found something that could replace alcohol in my life if not fully but now I do not miss alcohol and even if I want to indulge I buy the XOs, quite expensive but atleast I am sure of conc. above 40% which I believe has no yeast that could generate mucous.

You are the first Nigerian I read here that is Vegan, I hope to find ladies who are vegans as I can not longer associate with people who eat animals. My wife from time is big on vegs and fruits, so it was not tough for me to tell her transition my diet to vegan, although I get occasion reprimands from her. No worry, she go soon go back to her base abroad. I will be fully without any kind of dairy or egg. I wish people know the energy one has when not eating animals. I go for 3 hours walk every saturday and sundays at the beach and I am stronger than I ever was.

And above us, my connection to Source has been amplified as I get Number Sequences and synchronicities before any events in my life. I am 100% guided by the Spirit Guides and the Anscended Masters.

Marijuana is a mysterious plant. My research shows it was brought to Earth from Orion by the Annunakis and I also learnt that any plane that Humans are seeded, Marijuana is one of the first plants that is introduced by the ET Gods.

I will source for the green leaves and try that in its natural state.

Thanks for sharing and if you have other information that could be useful for me on my journey, please feel free to share.

Damn! Well I guess I have a brother who has had access to the same information I have. Very nice to meet you. I have read so many books and watched so many videos on youtube that i feel like my brain is over saturated with information. So Im just chilling now and enjoying life. I live every moment like my last. Once I realized that the matrix is just an illusion, I started to focus on my subconscious/unconscious reality and dream work more than anything now. I am also interested in contacting my ancestors, past/future lives, and unlocking superhuman powers. I am reading Astral Dynamics by Robert Bruce and also CYCLOMANCY! Looking into more occult themed books and trying to use the Qabbalah tree of life to pass through Daath to get to to the Qlippoth. So I am more focused now on action more than reading stuff. Trying to practice the stuff I read now.
Have you ever had an astral projection before? Or at least lucid dreaming? Contacted spirits? Or automatic writing? Do you have a daily theurgic practice?

By the way do you live in Nigeria, Lagos precisely? Maybe we can see in person and exchange ideas.

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Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 11:49am On Mar 14, 2018
Billyonaire:


Guidette,

You put it accurately, during my trial of cannabis, I noticed it has more Emotional and Spiritual Effect than physical. Physically, it smells funny and the smoke is capable of polluting a clean space such as mine, but it does make the eyes look funny, the muscle relaxes, and activate the motor neurons. One is able to notice the subtle movements and then I noticed as I progressed I noticed the amplification of the effects of the motor neurons and it was a proof that the physical body is just an organic bio-electric robot.

As a transitioning Vegan, I curious about plants now and this plant especially. I need the freshly plugged leaf so I can really examine the effects of the natural plant, cos I was informed that the dry leaves are sometimes cured with other chemicals. As a vegan, I do not put bullshiit into my body, so I believe before December this year, I should find someone to bring me the green leaves for examination..


Damn you are transitioning too? That's craazy, after i tried cannabis, my eyes truly opened to this world and I changed my diet overnight. I became fully vegan and had so much energy than I ever had in my life. Unfortunately, when i came back to naija, my parents were against my diet choices and I decided to become a pesquetarian instead to appease them. But once I relocate back abroad, I am returning to a vegan lifestyle again.

Honestly, the amount of change I had in my life through this plant is beyond words. The most important things were it revealed to me who I truly was, got me closer to the Supreme Consciousness within, saw the bigger picture of what life truly means and made me not be afraid of death but actually embrace it.

I love it! Even though I havent smoked since last year, I miss it. Sigh

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Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 9:57pm On Mar 13, 2018
Billyonaire:
Actually my findings show that mad people love to smoke weed because it calms them. It is not marijuana that made them mad, but they find solace in the plant. I have even tried to smoke a joint as it is called to test the effect.

My experience while smoking it and using myself as a lab-rat shows that conscious awareness is tuned away from the body, one tends to forget things a lot and then your awareness seems to be fixated on what ever you focus on and one seems to get amplified awareness. Sounds become closer and louder, muscle relaxes and it seems it has a way of expounding on what ever subject you review.

I think the government should do more research on this instead of following Americans. Criminals love the plant cos it amplifies their senses and make them creative in their trades.

That is just my independent findings and I do not think it is even nice to be addicted to it or use it daily. I think it is a tool. It should be taken as a medicine.

My humble opinion.

I always say everything can be used for any purpose whether good or bad. A gun can be used to hunt or rob. Water can be used to drink or drown. A religion can be used liberate or enslave.
Same thing with cannabis, it can be used by many for very different purposes. It all depends on what the user wants to do with it. It can be used for addictive or physical or sexual or mental or spiritual purposes.

I also believe one's state of mind determines how you could react to the plant. I have realized that if you are someone who looks physically okay but with deep underlying mentally issues, cannabis will bring to the surface issues that one may have repressed in their memory which may lead to acute psychotic breaks. The treatment to issues like this is letting the person pass through that phase and sort out their issues on their own or with the help of someone who understands how to handle delicate psychological and spiritual issues like this.

The best way to use it is to always be honest with yourself about who you are and be one who is a truth seeker, hungry for knowledge and nothing else.

People who are willing to progress further mentally and spiritually can use cannabis to astral project/travel, look into past lives, divination, talk to ancestors, unlock various spiritual and mental powers like telepathy, telekinesis, etc.

A very versatile plant i must say. Heals on all levels: Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Spiritually and Soulfully. cool
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 9:36pm On Mar 13, 2018
eherbal:
kestolove95,jakumo,guidette,,kingreign,James4424. can we all just have a hangout just for a day if any of you lives in Lagos? wink

lol, always down cheesy
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 6:40pm On Mar 13, 2018
kestolove95:
Seriuxli u nd I need to seat and gt high on weed, and I will really wanna be ur friend..I love real girls like u.
lol, ok. Whenever you come back from heaven, i would definitely share a spliff with you grin

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Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 3:00pm On Mar 13, 2018
Jakumo:


Only people like your good self who have experienced the medical benefits of marijuana know for sure, that all the condemnation of weed arises from pure ignorance.

Nigeria's most prolific weed smokers are policemen and soldiers, and that is why they always look so overjoyed in published pictures showing them posing beside intercepted weed consignments.

Lol, you are very right.
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 2:58pm On Mar 13, 2018
kingreign:

Is it the cannabis that made your left eye way bigger than your right eye?


On top that you come go do filter and Effects. Eyah.

lol
Crime / Re: 'God Heals Me Each Time I Smoke Weed'- Crippled Man Says In Calabar (pic by Guidette(f): 2:43pm On Mar 13, 2018
Last year, I was vomiting every morning for about a month when I woke up, with no cure even with prescribed medicines. One morning, after staying over at my ex boyfriend place, I woke up beside him with that familiar nauseous feeling. I told him about it, and he opened the drawer next to his bed, brought out a spliff and gave me to smoke. I took one puff and that was the last time I ever had that sickness.

Cannabis is a healing plant!

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Celebrities / Re: Falz, Odunlade Adekola, Basketmouth & Don Jazzy Dressed As Women In Edited Photo by Guidette(f): 10:36am On Mar 13, 2018
eezeribe:
This is what the average Nigerian youth understands as creativity... Photoshop that was developed by their fellow youths from the other end of the globe.
Shithole continent with shithole citizens.

Coming from your shithole mouth, living in a shithole house, born in a shithole country.... So you are a true definition of shithole.

Oga shithole, what have you created or invented to make Nigeria a better place? I'll wait.....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Photos Of North Korea That Kim JongUn wouldn't want the world to see by Guidette(f): 12:58pm On Mar 12, 2018
Someone should come and liberate Africa as North Korea looks like heaven compared... But they won't cos they love that we are destabilized already, which gives them a cover to steal our natural resources and land, export our raw materials cheaply to their western countries and sell their overpriced nonsensical luxurious goods (made from our own resources by the way) at exorbitant prices along with their dumb, nihilistic and immoral culture/religion to facilitate their Anglo-Saxon stupid empire.

The Koreans are sitting on a trillion dollars worth of mineral resources that the Americans seem more desperate to liberate than anything else!

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Sports / Re: Fans Angry At Anthony Joshua Over Misogynist Statement About His Niece by Guidette(f): 5:25am On Mar 03, 2018
Do Naija men even know what the feminist movement brought to this world? Women working to earn a living. So if you are a man looking for a working woman, but hate "feminists", then you are complicit in this movement. Why not get you a housewife and stop complaining about anything. Don't do business with women at all, like visiting female doctors or lawyers or pharmacists or bankers or engineers. Afterall, women need to be in the house only nurturing and taking care of your kids while men go and bring the daily bread home, right?

Don't be two faced or hypocritical. You cannot be anti-feminism yet be a party to why it existed in the very first place then. Just my 2 cents.

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Romance / Re: Hausa Couple Take Their Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Aboard A Private Jet by Guidette(f): 8:39am On Feb 28, 2018
IkpuMmadu:


Beauty with no brains...that's what hausa women are

Shey Nina is Hausa?

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Romance / Re: Men, Can You Live Without Your Penis? by Guidette(f): 3:47am On Nov 26, 2015
Haters came to rest on this thread. I asked a 'hypothetical' question and people attacking me for no reason. If you have nothing useful to contribute to this thread, eff off.

Plus the ugliest motherf**kers on earth who usually cant upload a pic cos of how ugly they r be the first to comment on a persons appearance.
prettythicksme:
cheesy cheesy op is a joke!!
IamLEGEND1:
nónsense
& BTW, what happened to ur bóobs?
obiorathesubtle:
undecided op, if your head was cut off by an assailant along with your brain with no option of surgical re attachment, what will you do?
Mtcheeew, people just wake up in the morning and feel the need to ask useless questions. Don't gan work on those your flat breats, stay there and be thinking of castrated men. Iranu!
StarMogul:
Am sure girls will rush dis useless thread... undecided
Danfuster:
First, whats would you do if that your small boobs and cunnt was scrapped off angry #what a demeaning thread
CUMPOLICE01:
Op just a pleasant fooool, flat chest, litle or no butt.. ....... Black asss.. .... Eeeew
Romance / Men, Can You Live Without Your Penis? by Guidette(f): 12:11pm On Nov 25, 2015
Hypothetically speaking, if your penis was cut off along with your testicles by an assailant, with no option of surgical reattachment, what will you do?
Romance / Re: While Inside A Bus Today, I Saw The Need For Women To Be Feminists by Guidette(f): 11:47pm On Nov 21, 2015
Woman knows what's up. Men who have everything going for them don't mind feminists. Its poor, unemployed, ugly niggas who can't get a good beautiful and well off woman to look their way that HATE on these women all the time. Some men ain't shit and if you listen to what most of these low self esteem men say, you may come down to their level. Just hold your head up high as a woman and do you. Men never finish for market.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Slams Women Who Won't For Once, Have Sex With A Guy & Tell Him Off by Guidette(f): 11:18pm On Nov 21, 2015
I used to do that so its not a revelation to me. I treat men like ordinary human beings. As a lady, its very easy to get guys so i don't hang on to any man who doesn't treat me like a queen. Too many fishes in the sea.
Thank God bae worships the ground I walk on. If he effs up there are many more waiting in line cool

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Politics / Re: Ronda Rousey Knocked Out Cold In Second Round By Holly Holm by Guidette(f): 5:03pm On Nov 15, 2015
Brugge:
Please can someone explain to be how these fights are morally justified but dog fights and cock fights are not? Ohh I know because the West said so and maybe because you cant tax the other two. I am sorry but anyone that finds these fights entertaining has a serious problem.
The gift of being human is choice. Animals dont have that unfortunately. QED

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Sports / Re: Super Computer Predicts Chelsea To Finish 4th In The BPL by Guidette(f): 7:55pm On Oct 13, 2015
Im laughing in all languages. OP stop giving people false hope. No Champions League for Chelsea next year. grin grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 26th September 2015 by Guidette(f): 7:10pm On Sep 26, 2015
slap1:
Mid-table Chelsea and Mourinho suffering from Wenger Complex. grin
Wenger Complex Please who won 5 goals to 2 today and who is losing 2 to 1 right now to a team at the bottom of the league Abeg park well

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 26th September 2015 by Guidette(f): 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2015
The fall of Chelshit is reminiscent of that of Spain last year. So effing satisfying.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 12th September 2015 by Guidette(f): 3:13pm On Sep 12, 2015
Wow!!! Did I ever think there will be a day Chelshit fans will become humble? Ain't God good?
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Shows Off His "Wifee" On Instagram, Funny Replies Followed The Post by Guidette(f): 3:41pm On Sep 01, 2015
J. Dumas is the definition of what a bad bitcch looks like
Fashion / Re: Ladies: My Swag Outfit Today.... PICTURES by Guidette(f): 12:11am On Aug 24, 2015
Eewwwww. See the dirty environment angry undecided
@OP How old r u?
Romance / Re: Question For The Guys 18+ by Guidette(f): 12:00am On Aug 24, 2015
datyrone:
He he he he... Which kind question be this grin
Just answer
Romance / Re: Question For The Guys 18+ by Guidette(f): 11:58pm On Aug 23, 2015
underlinee:


I will tell her I threw them on the roof cos I knew I didn't need them. cool
#1
Romance / Re: I Think Goodlooking People Should Be Proud by Guidette(f): 11:57pm On Aug 23, 2015
Beauty is everything in this day and age. Look around, the world is obsessed with beauty. It is all around us in the media and normal day to day life. Make up, hair, adverts, music, plastic surgery, movies, fashion...... It's everywhere.
If not how can women who come from nothing and have nothing tangible to offer date or marry rich men. It is because the only thing they bring to the table is their aesthetics.

It may seem unfair but its the bitter truth.

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