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dubylhover:
that one is physical cheating ,not emotional cheating...but on a more serious note,its easier for a woman to forgive a man who just had sex with another woman than to forgive him if he actually had feelings for the girl...sex is physical nd i feel ralationship wud b more that that...y do yu think some women after finding out their husbands or spouses have an affair always ask wheda he loves d lady....

Hhmm...an eye opener

Tapout:
Yes bro...plus u may contact a disease u didn't bargain for n pass it unto her

cheating maybe...contacting diesease(hope i got the spell) hell no...the chances of a prostitute giving you an s.t.i is close to zero, cos using protection is in their m.o.

sunshine1974:
Dey are all deplorable Oga, no gain living a life of debauchery. Be guided

I dont know,i repeat dont know any man excluding weaklines or a cece that is not culpable of one of these vices...i want the ladies to comment so i would know what they can and cant tolerate

Allureoftheseas:
I don't go clubbing, I don't smoke or drink. I hate them.

I just went thru you earlier post,and i can deduce you adore the devil...keep all your post to yourself,age range inclusive

Allureoftheseas:
I don't go clubbing, I don't smoke or drink. I hate them.

ok...can you give me your age range

jumper524:
Weed sell pass purewater nw adays d level of smoking is still high

...smh

Honestly hardly would you see a man totally free of these vices.Note i said clubing which, though is womanizing isnt a long term contract with no strings attached.ladies in the house from 25yrs to 33yrs, your candid advice, as for male input i have already asked my male collegues,but you can still contribute also
(i dont know if i should put this in religious section to get appropriate responds)
cheers

(bangs hammer...order in this thread)
Thread paparazzi: Hey it is GuiltySpark343...the likes of Zik and awolowo (papparazies kneel on one knee, camera flashing
GuiltySpark343 : Thank you, thank you...you far so kind...I am for everybody and I am for nobody (In pastors voice, any spirit of exloitation
from lincolnpix and spirit of lack of understanding from subset....DESTROY!!!!
Other NLmembers: Hey GuiltySpark didint say in jesus name
Fellow NLers: As far a he is trying to make peace (In yoruba voice) let say AMIIII

@Callmenow and @spikeC good job on your input

Now lincolnpix you said you gave your client subset access to the main features of the hosting

I say it is not necessary since he is not a programmer...(NLers supporting @subset mourmours, noise builds up in thread, GuiltySpark343 bangs hammer. screaming order in the thread

Secondly you said the database is locked

I dont understand this! the content of the database is @subset's even without a written contract (NLers supporting @subset cheers, GuiltySpark343 bangs hammer again to restore order). I understand that the website is part of an eCommerce venture

To settle a potential problem, before lincolnpix gives right to manipulate and control the contents of the database, which would be done by a database administrator(which will attract its own separate charge and it is a different job role althogeher)(read further down for explanation to this)

Now while you 4bit brains process what my 1024bit bit has said let move on to other thing.

Men i must say this is a wonder for project with possibility of making fortune 500 top companies in the near future. It cut across many disciples in IT...(Somebody whispers to his ear...Sir you are digressing, and I say Oh!)...ok @subnet you are going into ecommerce presisly B2C model , the divisions are thus (since I am in a good mood and such a since fellow, i will tell you)

1. The website - for online presence and for carrying out transactions (which you are having hard time managing................an luckily for you alcapone is not your boss or you will be swimming with the fishes ) where you have to pay maintenance fee - just to make sure the site is running, now if a website is developed for N25,000 it could cost you N15,000 yearly to maintain the site. Note it is for him to make sure the site is online basically and responsive and not to make improvements WHAT SO EVER!

The problem of the domian name can be fix thus: if he refuses to give you full right, so as not to feel the sting (which I honestly feel you should feel 10times). if the domain was like www.subset.com you can use www.subset.com.ng (am then go to church or mosque to fast that you dont screw up again and swim...(NLers echo WITH THE FISHES...))

You failed successfully in the verification stage where you should have ensured that the deliverables were delivered...smh

2. the database and an administrator (this will seem to you like telling medieval people that the sun and not the earth is at the center of the universe. A database admistrator will mange the content of the database for you ie who order what...(am talking about customers) and due date, this should be a running cost(Now since you will like to minimize cost which is why I shopped at primark and asda in the uk) this person should be placed on salary so that if he process one order or all the order of every boko haram member that will be killed in jesus name, his salary will be the same around N65,000 monthly will do)

3 This will sound like a mystery also. Security expert to ensure that customer payment credentials are safe. Now there is a pro and con to consider, be patient)... you can get your own cyber security expert and pay around N85,000 monthly or (now the pros and cons) you move every thing to the cloud...microphone blarred, NLers covers their ears, wandering what is happen....GuiltySpark343 speaks that what i did in my MSc dissertation) paparazzi scramble to take picture but are stopped)

4 Online advertizement using Facebook - pay per click or pay per view

personally I dont know how much you paid for the project but I could have put up a crack team of experts at 45% reducing in your current charge. Once I wanted to develop a site like facebook(not exactly though) I saw screen shorts of a project by a NLer whom i contacted and was biled a MEGER N35,000( 343 sobbing) my heart bleed, i cried

(343 is handed a tissue)....Ok with no complain from lincolnpix and @subset I adjourn this thread...(hits hammer. all rise) national anthem








....National amthem ends

GuiltySpark343(soliloquizing) this @ subnet no fit be Chief technical officer, e no no say him go get IT consultant(like jega telling PMB i can work in your adminstation, so like wise) and a lawyer for contract stuffs

GuiltySpark343 (ending soliloquy)...damn am good!

....to be continued

men i hope i dont think myself to death...subset what you are into is ecommerce b2c,it has division the website to be managed by a web developer(which you have done an you are sinking)...to be continued

sorry i have to be breaking this,my phone is primitive i use it to find ingenius ways of stretching its capacity my brothers-in-coding @callmenow, @spikec una do

(while we wait 4 tomorrow to reach i will use my phone)
@afam4eva you are not a programmer,or you havent worked for cliemts,with my expertise in i.t. spanning 12 yr(with expenditure by my parents of close to N18m) some time i send 3days of 18hour trying to crack an algorithim,you expect me to give you my code

i will comment tomorrow

(clears throat)...let me introduce myself

First degree: Electrical/Electronics and Computer Engineering
PgD: Strategic Business Information technology
Msc: computing with IT management
Certification: Oracle certified Associate Java Programmer

Before I contribute in anyway @wethebest,@wallie and @zeking have spoken justly ( with is appropriate in this case)

Now...It is evident that subset does no much about E-commerce which also has to do with using websites to carry out transaction, what you did wrong was not to have consulted an expert to tell you ALL that is entailed, if you didnt have money for consultancy(which is my most of us run to NL in the first place), you should have asked of help by posting in the programming section of NL, and you would have gotten 70percent of the work done, you would have known what Website for e-commerce entails, and all knowing NLers would be happy to assit you.what you did was to look for a contractor on NL, and what you are experiencing now you would have experienced it with some other person

Now, weather contract or no contract this is the entitlement and responsibility of parties involved

Linonpix
Develop and deploy website according to customer specification and ensure the safety and predictability of this code if he has sence
Charge a little stipend for maintenance, means that the client can shout on him if the website is non responsive, so he wont hesitate/ decline refreshing things
Must sell source code, remember i said must(the client must ensure this is possible initially)

The client subset
Pay for webhosting and increase payment when higher storage and bandwidth is need to cope with increase in sales
(that is as much as I can remember for now..oh wait)
Own all customer details contained in the website

Subnet lincolnpix is not as bad as you make him to be...Let me give you a scenario, what if the ownership of your domain name is ascribed to him, it means you have to re-register a new company name(what a night mare)...people literally register domain names that the think will sell and wait for people to come and buy it off from them

lincolnpix gave you some right which is a good gesture from him and now you are asking for ascess to the database(I dont know if you are a programmer), the content is yours even without a written contract!!!!!!!!!!!, I advice you to tell him what you what to do...see the stages involved in software develpment are
1 finding out of requirement - means the programmer finds out what the client wants
2 the design - the programmer designs stuff, flowcharting and algorithim conception
3 implementation, translate client requirement and specification to codes(
4 .verification(Which you didnt do- the client verifies that software is designed to specification and can scale appropriately, lets leave scaling for now
5. maintenance - involving paying fees for website up keep


Also you are not clear about that you want the website to do, you dont need any access what so ever since you are not a web developer
, further more little tweaking can be ofset by maintenance fees

we are a family in NL and miss understanding should be settled amicable, unless the person is a scammer.

To help you I also want you to get to know the NL with moniker @avosoft, I was thinking he has the person you are talking about, men this guy is an all- rounder,hell-of-a-guy, he was ment to tweak my programme but I ended us solving by myself,his number is on his profile page, give him a call

What you should do are
1. ensure your domain name is owned and registered to you and you have sole right over it
2. use a company not an individual, (a small one for lower cost)... so your business doesn't come to an end if the person falls of the planet
3. agree on how you will be charge if you what to make addition to your website, afterall you previous you state your requirement and have been billed

Remain blessed
A Nler that has your interest at hand

you are st.upid as you are daft

you are stupid as you are daft

you are as stupid as you are daft

a wonderful machine

javadoctor:
jButton1.addActionListener(new ActionListener(){

public void actionPerforned(){

// execute bash script

String command = "chrome http://www.google.com";

new ExecuteShellCommand.executeCommand(command);
}

}




);

Bad

I declare this thread closed

but what does the chrome in the string declaration stand for

am an intermediate level java SE (i havent entered EE) programmer...Hhmm this requires an expert level programmer...Hhmm two independent programmes interacting with each other...normally what programmes do is to use hardware resources to accomplish tasks...try googling it and see if somebody has asked similar question especially on a "stackoverflow"

if i talk you wont listen,so i go keep my peace how every on the grand scheme you score 50%.your parents are right but the may be going about it the wrong way.introverts are genuine people the hardly manipulate others but extroverts are generally sociable making them become CE0s ,president governors etc. in a not shell have a balanced personality so you can advance in life otherwise you will see yourself in a convent

Op is the laptop stil availiable and does it accept wifi is that your last price, what is the processor speed

NEROSKY:
Is water resistant but is secret, Samsung wasn't giving warranty on that that's why they didn't make it official, many videos on YouTube, they drop it on water for 30 minutes and nothing happens

Op drop your phone in water and come and tell us the outcome

shit happens

in a nutshell remainder theorem states that if the variable x is a root of a polynomial,then substituting x in the equation should give you zero

We have
(-1)'4+4(-1)'3 +6(-1)'2 +4(-1)+5

Which gives us
1 - 4 + 6 - 4 + 5

Equals
4

meaning x=-1 is not a root in the first place

this is further maths/engineering maths...question 1 and 2 i know.question 3 not very sure...may be you will call me to give you the working

i have never used qbasic but basic itself,even if it is possible the programming effort on your part would be enormous, using oop oriented language could be more prudent and the are also designed to work with a myriad of database(s)

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