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gaby:
What a pity for the "flying Dutchman".

Women matter? Na God go help us men.


May God continue to lead us right and grant us the wisdom to look away from falling into temptation that'd bring us down through the "sweet in the middle" of a woman.

Hallelujah somebody...

Overmars was not the 'Flying Dutchman'

Useless bill, the NSCDC has a totally different mandate from that of the police, Shina is just trying to be clever by half....

Let her take the jump..... She's evils

Maxwell775:
Good day nairalanders. Hope everyone is having a good weekend. I'll be brief.

While I was growing up I love playing football, I'm a very good defensive midfielder, I be correct number 6, I have always wanted to play for Nigeria and other big clubs. But my dreams becoming a footballer wasn't coming to reality so I have to focus on my business full time.

I work from mon - sat, while sundays are my free days but I don't go to church. I'm part of those people that plays ball on a Sunday morning, I'm 31 and I still dey play ball well, Infact from Saturday evening my friends have started calling me against tomorrow's match.

Although my girlfriend have persuaded me to start going to church but all to no avail. I can't remember the last time I went to church. Please note that I study my bible, I pray always, I help people around, I visit homes of the needy. But Its been a decade I went to church.

My girlfriend attends church very well, even weekly service. She is really mad at me, she has invited me to church several times but I would turn her down. Now she said she can't go on with our relationship, she don't want a situation whereby if we get married and other families are going to church with their husbands, that I will be in the streets playing ball, she want her marriage to be built on God's word... Bla Bla Bla

Now My Mother on the other hand, is putting pressure on me to go settle down. Everytime, your mates are married, give me grandchildren, do you want me to die before you marry, I didn't give birth to impotent children.

Guys, please note that my elder bro is married with 2 kids. Abeg no be grandchildren be that?? Why put pressure on me.

My Mother pressure.. My girlfriend pressure. I'm just confused and its getting too much. Please I need advice.

Thank your star ⭐ ⭐ that this is not a tagteam matchup, you'll have known what's a a mother in-law. My brother, set the rules how you want your home to operate... Mother-in-law can go and die

I will just take pictures or videos of the damage and send same to her parents; I will advice they come and take their daughter and also tell them she should not bother to return unless they pay for the damage done to the car and five everything , se o lol hun ya were ni

Anyim, Baba suwe brother,

Copycat, somebody used to do this type of skit in UK then, I supposed he was banned from using the metro and warned against constituting himself into a public nuisance

Anybody wey bring him mata come Nairaland should be ready to deal with the truth as well as some unimaginable comments..... You babe is really Hot for you this time because of a possible hormonal change and also she's been watching xvideos to protect her sanity whilst you were away

Gbenga Adeboye, still rankles till today

It should be totally scrapped IMHO

A time shall come that the same guile and tact he used to subvert Jakande's achievement and undermine his contributions will go into dismantling the pack of lies the Jagaban dynasty has been built on...... Check everywhere in the world, leaders always build on predecessors' legacies but the reverse is the case here and when Ambode attempted it, it led to his removal after one-term

So they went ahead to confirm that card-carrying APC member in bayelsa abi

Confirmation that Tinubu is unwell and is actually in UK for treatment. From the looks of it, the convalesce period may be too long to enable him return and participate in the primary in a fit state. they need to stall it, if that fails, they will go to court to get a kangaroo judgment against the date....This we have seen

Optimistguy1969:
Op, this your "arraigned" get k-leg o

That is the only way the heading could be contained ala Nairaland topic heading restrictions. If you're a regular topic creator. you should know this

We know it was all orchestrated by yourself and others in APC, predicted shift will no be a surprise

Many times when i hear students crying over attacks by such petty thieves and touts, I always wonder where the Aluta spirit has gone. Kudos to these FUTA gallant Aluta ambassadors. More firepower to the blows that finished the mouth into a self contained apartment

NoahHadNoArk:
No,
I got her number from someone who fücked her

Na that person set you up, na street we dey

NoahHadNoArk:
I sent her tfare, 3k to come from pH to UYO, she gave me all assurances that she's bigger and better than a meagre 3k, that as soon as she sees money she will head to park to spend the weekend with me. My mumu sense made me send the money plus 16# and 10# wey zenith bank charge for transaction fee, as I send am finish, I message am, "u don see am?" She first talk say she no see am, before she come gree say she don see am. Oya now, begin dey come. She first tell me say she dey on her way to park, before she tell me say she no go come again say she don dey hear plenty stori of girls wey dey loss, wey dey disappear, say I fit be yahoo boy or Ritualist me!!? ritualist na dia e clear me. she say she no dey come again make I drop my aza make she return my money. I been knw say e no go ever happen but I still drop aza sha as per say my last bar na 5k wey I comot 3k send am, sapa don dey already give me 5 miss calls. I come dey preach give am say I be crypto genius and guru, say dt 3k no b anything, say I been no say she no go come, say I been just wan test am. I was already staring and a very long weekend, alone and broke , say if she wan scam me next time make she do am 30k, 100k even 300k, say I get am, e no be anything for me say i for send am. Dz na on top the last 2k wey dey my zenith bank acct. Read the screenshot below for her final lines before she blocked me.


Well done Uju
You were smart, smooth and clean
Made me realise the heights of my Mumucity
Thanks so much for teaching me some sense.
I will never forget that lesson I learnt the hard way
Congrats to you, do well to use that 3k to buy a property in Banana Island. Its going to be a very wise investment in the nearest future.




My peace I leave you

Na man scam you

He will go the Ambode way if he tries it because the monies from these agberos are what they use to settle those useless party elders; Sanwoolu can etch his name in the annals of Lagos state by walking the talk and stamping them out...Enough of Agberoism in Lagos

Tell that to Gumi

The current ECOWASis as toothless as a Buhari government

There's so many instances of Xiaomi M11 lite exploding while charging on the internet, see link below:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Xiaomi+MI+11+Lite+Explodes&oq=Xiaomi+MI+11+Lite+Explodes&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i60j0i333l3.11698j0j4&client=ms-android-hct&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
I am not sure theri warranty extends to us all thanks to our thieving governments but if this happened in Europe, then they'll have to indemnify especially if there's injury arising from the incidents

So, what is the job of the background screening unit at the FCID alagbon; sebi they always issue police character certificate to travelers.....Or they cannot do the background check of their own employees ni

@OP, you are very right and correct to a large extent with this assertion. As a country and especially the Southern part of Nigeria, our values have been eroded in different ways and the government regulatory agencies need to do their jobs. In the past, we had censorship of most of what we hear and watch but these days, it's a laissez affair system that is totally corrupt and bereft of any control. The West (America etc) we are copying have managed to remain modest but we have copied only the bad out of the entertainment industry into our culture.........

Your next president

Na seniorman brother him be, make una lefam

Police always on point arresting other tribes but incapacitated to arrest Fulani herdsmen terrorizing farmers

Nkan mbe... One of my security guards (operative I) once reported seeing an apparition at some minutes past midnight and feeling chills in a location in Lekki ..... The continuous false appearance made him resign and another guard was posted there. That one thought he had fortification and tried to see what comes around midnight by trying to use the small juju he had, omo the guy ran away when the thing dealt with him and he almost ran mad....... Things are happening and a lot of these rich men have something's buried into some of these mighty edifices you see all around.

I'm sure the guy wouldn't know what hit him right now; the eediot trying to wrap his head around all the comments

Congrats @OP, Radiography is a good one to study but try chaarge your phone small, the battery dey low