₦airaland Forum

    I had really earlier suspected that this birdman prancin around in a Turkey's garb culdnt really be a Turkey!!!    You r indeed a Parrot, so Y d pretense in d 1st place? I nid a Parrot/Turkey lik u in my struggle! Evn d great I, wz confounded by your delivery of grammer    
    dele9000, i lik zealous folks lika u bt what 9000 tins is dele really good at?  
  tessybaby, Y wnt u join d forces of lite as admiller has done, u can't beat this risin wave 2 victory so join me!!!  
saucekid, if i catch u on my tread again or tryin 2 hunt dwn my Turkey 4 25th, you're dead meat, he is unda my protection nw!!      
  Please kip signin in 2 my army because if u dnt, when this is done, u wil all b joinin Capt Seun in your riteful places.      
N.B: To d mad poster, a little madness nvr hurts anyone!!!      

Yes by d way, certain odas MUST not evn try 2 view dis page OR ELSE,

               
  It has com 2 my notice that disgruntled elements hav bin tryin 2 ovathrow d ovathrowin moves i hv bin makin.     
I cannot stress it enof that i am doin this 4 d peace and security that Capt Seun as let fall apart durin brief reign!!   
Uncensored posts, nameless posters, faceless posters, crooked posters, even Turkey posters hav all bin allowed a field day here, this must STOP forthwith!!!     
  What i want is a Govt of Gunpoint, By Gunpoint 4 d people, Its a win win picture 4 us all as u can see,
  So loyal landers, this is a drive 4 d registration of progessives, sign on your support
  propose your qualification
  and the rank u want
  I wil deliver nairaland
  So help me God!!!
  Thank you
                 

  N.B: If u ask 4 Gen or FieldMashal ranks, u will b summaryly EXECUTED!!!
  Also, certain people can nt apply as dey hav bin found 2 be birds or liverless     

MATERIALS!!!
Jst wat iv bin lookin 4!!!
Nt lika dem sauce boy and him ilk!!!
I lika boyz lika dem equator!!!
U sound lik an informant
Can u giv me A.S.L of these boys??
I maka u minister??
4get Seun, he's a locked up Akon style
So??

    Sauce kid, so you're good lika this??       
   You hv 1 but 1 option, join my cause or hang!!!     
  You'll hv 2 start as a Private though, you're not worthy of any consession!!    
  But at least u get to liv        

  So young man, d choose is u!!!                 

IRAQ

I lika, parades, coups, coup plotters, war, Osama, Major jeff.com, banks, lugas, Iraq, Bush, barracks, amouries, bullets, odesi, Ribadu, etc.
But i hates Capt Seun, Sauce kid, goat kiddapin/eatin cannibals, banning & dis poster!!!!

ben~jay, i lika ya style, i nid such hot blooded creatures lika u in my army
Y dnt u join my army
Am ma maka u a Cornel

Where Dem?

Dis is 2 inform all landers dat any1 found 2 be involved in d case of dis missin goat dat it shall be summary execution!!!
Dat goat nvr belong 2 d forclaimed owner, rada it wz stolen frm my barracks, if u hv any infro relatin 2 dis goat & u knw wat is good 4 u, pls report 2 d nearest gunpoint outpost.
N.B: Unda here is wat we do 2 ppl we fall out of favour wit my govt!!!

    Court mashal for you ademiller!!!
What u hv jst said is equal 2 insurrection     
If found guilty which u wil b, FIRING SQUAD 4 You!!!        

    RATATATATATATATATA!!!     

On dis land, u r either BLUE or u r roast meat!!!

CHELSEA

Why?

YOU WISH

IDIOTA!!!

if u can't beat them, arrange 4 them to be beaten.
Migines, ur a$$ is mine!!!
On a brightr note, 2 all faithful and loyal citizens of dis land, i want 2 asure u dat we wil nt be deterd by unrepentant apologists of "freedom" in d struggle 2 mak dis party hitch free, TANK U.

Can i hav her name? I nid such industrious folks in my narialand liberation struggle!!!

    HAHAHA     

ademiller, do u realy hav wat it takes 2 b in my army U wil nid d followin skils 2 qualify
1) obdience 2 my laws
2) love 4 my ways
3) submission 2 my wil
4) Dislik 4 Capt Seun
5) Hatred 4 Saucer pants, Empanzie, tope toadr and such disgruntled elements
6) Finally, d ability 2 SERVICE D LEADER
Do u comply?
In exchange i wil make U 1st lady of d party

Saucekid, Ur kungfu is nt good enof
Major jeff.com, Y havnt u reportd 4 duty? C d mess d state i gav u 2 military adminisrate is turnin 2,

tessybaby, r u frm india? U sound lik a Taj-mahal baby i wz datin in anoda life! I lik babes, bt 4 ur tryn 2 find out who i wz in my previous incanation, ur passport to dis land is cancelld forthwit!

Dapsins69, I lika ya style, u sound lika Sergt, aftr my own heart, you're recuited (N.B: I lik em 4 in diff flavours)!  Showbobo, that is Y u culd nvr make it in this land, on your nxt post, u wil b shot at sight! (N.B: Party or war, B PREPARED)  Major jeff.com, good work! Dat bloody Capt Seun seems 2 nw b coolin off in d guardroom, c that it stays that way! As 4 all of u wonderin wer party dey happen, Y can't yall jst shut up and trust d LEADER! 

N.B:  To all of u comin, find attached unda here d pic expectd 2 b pinnd up on your uniforms when comin, Tank u!!!     

OK, jeff.com, i appoint u a Major, this kind of of decadence Capt Seun has allowed on this land MUST b discontinued forthrightly.  Dis bloodly civilians nid a lesson in discipline.  Com ova to the barracks and pick som software 4 this otokotos. Watch out especially 4 saucekid, what kind of bloody name is that sef, summary execution 4 any 1 suspectd of sabotage and treason!  Dis party is holdn as a must! D reign of DEMOCRACY in this land has ended, if u are catch caught or rada catches, You WIL HAV URSLF 2 BLAME, c 2 all this Major jeff.com and also see that bloody capt Capt SEun to the guard room!!! Tank u!!!         

Dey r whites rite? Do it like we do it wer i com frm, KIDNAP SOMBORY!!!!!!

If u cant do it alone, den jst call me and i'l arrange tins!!!!

NO TIME!!!

Listen up evry 1! Jst because im new here dnt mean i'l stand 4 this shite, im takin ova this land by coup or crook so this is me own list people 


Chairman Organising Committee: GUNPOINT 

Vice Chairman: GUNPOINT 

Secretary: GUNPOINT 


Treasurer: GBN 


Public Relations Officer: What 4? 


Chairman Drinks Committee: GUNPOINT 


Chairperson Food Committee: Eat my foot!!! 


Chairman Security and Bouncers:  Smith & Wesson 

Barbecue Organiser: (Unda consideration) 


OVER ALL SUPERVISOR: Me of cos!!! 

Any objections? direct them 2 my little frnd AK47!!!!!!!       

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