Chai

Raymond is the father.
I just always fucking knew he was
Mudafucka!!

You watch Commando before you sleep be thats
Is normal and expected

sexybbstar:


Aww! My namesake....what does the b stands for?

@dp
Awesome arse, where did you get it?

And you posted this in romance section?
Are you sure its admission you are looking for?

Non of this matters
You only do what u can to succeed

sexybbstar:
1. You're guaranteed to stop traffic whenever you cross the street.

2. People look at your stomach and can't help smiling, as if the mere thought of your being pregnant has actually made their day a little bit brighter.

3. You can eat a whole pint of chocolate-chunk ice cream and not feel guilty. Every night.

4. You can -- no, you must! --take naps. Lots of them.

5. Getting to name another human being.

6. Watching your husband turn into a father when he kisses your belly good night, reads to the baby in utero, or stays up until 3:00 a.m. putting the crib together -- just in case the baby decides to come eight weeks early.

7. Sex: For once in your life, you're neither worried about getting pregnant nor trying to get pregnant. You can have sex just for the pure fun of it.

8. Buying a bathing suit. It's not about hiding your flaws; it's about flaunting your belly.

9. Those wild, intense, amazing pregnancy dreams in which every remote person from your past makes some sort of appearance. None of these dreams can even begin to be analyzed or understood.

10. The amazing anticipation. It's like all your previous birthdays and holidays rolled into one.

11. Imagining the possibilities.

12. More personal space! And you have no qualms about claiming it.

13. You eat healthier, drink more water, and carefully read ingredient labels. Suddenly, it matters more to you what you put in your body.

14. In the middle of a boring meeting at work or a meaningless argument, you feel your baby squirming inside you and the sensation takes you away. It's your own secret communication.

15. Getting to hear the swish swish swish of your baby's heartbeat on the Doppler.

16. Playing "Guess the part sticking out," usually at bedtime, when your baby starts moving furniture around or whatever it is he does in there.

17. The extra attention you get from everyone -- your husband gives you more foot rubs, and your friends call to check in more often. Neighbors offer to help; coworkers volunteer to get lunch for you; little presents (a bottle of water, an afternoon snack) mysteriously show up on your desk.

18. The pregnancy beauty package: thick, silky hair; long, strong nails; beautiful skin; big boobs.

19. Getting to skip to the front of the line in public rest rooms.

20. Shopping for a person you haven't met yet: tiny clothes, all-new furniture, and adorable room decorations.

21. Dreaming about the first time someone calls you "Mommy" and the first time you hear someone call your husband "Daddy."

22. Baby showers! They remind you how special your friends and family think you are.

23. A continuous sense of accomplishment. You can answer "What did you do today?" with cool things like "I made ears" or simply "I'm making a person. What did you do?"

24. Spending immeasurable amounts of time trying to remember all those nursery rhymes, children's songs, and lullabies.

25. Knowing that all the bad stuff -- the heartburn, swollen ankles, backaches, and the rest -- doesn't last forever. And that in the end, it's all worth it.

Momsdadslife

Hmmmm
Op
Talk tru
U don get belle b4?

Amberon:
Its like Nairaland is your office.

Hahahahhaa
Anthony Josuha upper cut

BSoul1001:
If it was someone who was true yes were adults.He was a good person just not for me, if it was an ex that was a Dick. Go screw yourself. Excuse my language.......

A dick u was nacking

Aderola15:
Yeah because I still love them

Dem?
Nawa to u oh

Op dor ur mind now u dey ask better question abi?

When you give someone "an assistance" to write a project, i only hope the lecturer will give the person "an help" to pass oh

Mtchew

Hmmmm...
So far

Asari, you never said there would be war if GEJ lost?

.

What is dis one talking?

yteds:

The car madt gon

My copy
Turbo 1.5L engine edition.
Drives like a dream

Smh...
When i started in 2006, 141k no do me sef
Come talk of 2017

autojosh:
The demand for saloon cars has increased over the years and this is not unrelated to its compactness and elegance in appearance. Although there is a chasm which differentiates car lovers that are attracted to SUVs from ones that fancy saloon cars, the latter seems to have more fans partly due to it being relatively affordable.

Almost all automobile brands have a representative in this category. The Jaguar brand is renowned for the luxurious and classy touch it adds to her products. This is exemplified in the 2017 Jaguar XF Premium that is giving all other brands a run for their money.

Basically, Jaguar XF Premium 2017 is a saloon car that is comprehensively impressive. One of the Jaguar XF automobiles, its front view is catchy with bi-function High Intensity Discharge (HID) xenon lights that keep one’s driving path clearly illuminated.

It has power folding exterior mirrors and a back that is expertly crafted to allure. The car comes with either 2.0-litre four-cylinder diesel powered engine or 3.0-litre supercharged V6 engine that is capable of reaching 60mph in 5.1 seconds–the choice is yours.

More so, the interior is decorated with power leather seats that position one for a remarkable driver-passenger experience. It contains a good infotainment system that purports as a personal assistant to one on the driver’s seat. It has a power adjustable steering that ensures convenience in cruising and a “start” button to effortlessly begin one’s road experience with the automobile. It is valued at about ₦34million.

High patronage of saloon cars in this part of the globe has led to the maximization of technology in manufacturing ones that inject glee in their usage. Being a quite age-old automotive brand, Jaguar delights her teeming adherents with the XF that lives up to the meaning of its name. It is a high-quality saloon car. The attention paid to efficiency and speed make it desirable, as well as gives rise to joy when beheld.

https://autojosh.com/review-jaguar-xf-2018-model/

Review my ride too na
Honda Civic 2017 VTi-L

This humongous breastis on a 17 yead old?

ThinkSmarter:
Yeah, this is just it, look at how it z in a high class Naija hospital, talkless of our common general hospitals.
2yrs is not enough for the saint to create a legacy in the health sector.
So after chanting #ChangeBeginsWithMe and budgeting exorbitant amount of money on Aso Villa clinic, he still go to London as if White people don't die despite their good health care facilities.
Some People fail to realize that The moment ur body cells, tissues and organs have grown old and weak, India or Germany will not save you, simple.
Never heard of any Indian or German that outlived 120.
Hope, the whites invest in our health care, the whites are more professional and humanitarian in nature than the ones that will allow u to bleed to death cuz u didn't pay deposit.

*modified *
men's boxers seems to be the same, whether it's a Senator, pastor, student, though differences may exist ,but not all that much as it is among women.

Your head dey der

RedRubberDucky:

Why don't you wanna talk? I don't bite. I won't lick you face i swear

Flekky21:
Nt Everybody U Meet Are Humans. Just Like Ma Former Roomate

Pray tell

This girl
Stoppit oh
Is like you want your brain to start paining you?

Saw this post and had to laugh
So you thought 280 was bad abi?
How market now na?

adadike281:
Yoruba boys using women as play thing since 1500.

Dafe is not a yoruba boy. Nansense

Hian!
Install kwanu?
Na antivirus?

Eya sorry