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Sports › Re: Share Your Experience As A Dad Watching Your Son Roughly Tackled by guobe(op): 6:34am On Feb 13

@Seun the moniker LIVINGICONREBOR keeps breaking your rule as an international troll and you have turned a blind eye with your mods incapable of doing anything.
Nairaland has now turned into a lawless forum.
Keep it up.

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Sports › Share Your Experience As A Dad Watching Your Son Roughly Tackled by guobe(op): 9:23pm On Feb 12

Alot of parents now encourage their kids to join soccer academy nowadays with even their mum in full support of their kids playing soccer.
Watching your kid playing soccer and he was roughly tackled by another kid making him to fall down in pains.
If you are a parent in that position, what will you do?
Somecl parents do rush into the field immediately they see their son injured 😆
If it is you,what will you do.

Romance › She Passed Out When Sleeping by guobe(op): 11:33pm On Feb 11

Saw this pretty lady on Facebook who passed out in her sleep and never woke up.
The comment section was agog with someone saying her spirit left her and never came back.
Sleeping is one of the greatest mysteries of life as no one knows what happens then.
We just need to thank God anytime we sleep and wake up because it is by his grace.

Sports › Liam Rosenior Reacts To Post Leeds United by guobe(op): 10:20am On Feb 11

Despite the 2 2 draw against Leeds united yesterday, Chelsea coach Liam Rosenior was quite impressed with the performance of his players.

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Sports › Arne Slot On Liverpool Fc Season by guobe(op): 5:43pm On Feb 10

Arne Slot is hoping to qualify for champions league this season and it won't be an acceptable season if they don't qualify.

Romance › Re: How Do Nigerians Cope In The Night With Noisy Sound Of Generators by guobe(op): 10:43am On Feb 10

untoldtruth:
Nobody gets "picked because of noise pollution" you get a warning, afterwards, you get another and another and then a fine. On weekends, loud parties in the neighbourhoods don't start getting a hit until midnight, fr.

Romance › How Do Nigerians Cope In The Night With Noisy Sound Of Generators by guobe(op): 11:12pm On Feb 09

You having your own inverter won't stop you from hearing the noise of your neighbours generator set.
The noise can be quite excruciating.
Nigerians are really trying, how do they sleep.
This can't happen in advanced countries as it is termed noise pollution and the police can be called to pick the person causing noise pollution.
Someone wants to sleep by 11 pm but can't because of generator noise.
You won't really blame the neighbours as we have a failed system in Nigeria where anything goes.
A 66 years old country without any hope of giving its citizens constant electricity.

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Sports › Cole Palmer Not Here To Make Excuses by guobe(op): 12:34pm On Feb 08

After banging a hattrick, Cole Palmer is aiming for more without excuses

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Romance › Re: What Should I Buy For My Woman This Coming Val ? by guobe: 12:51am On Feb 07

@seun Despite reporting to you on twitter and I did just exactly what you said I should do by reporting to the supermods,this troll LIVINGICONREBOR who has been trolling me for the past one year unabated on your forum has gone hay wire because the forum is now turning into a lawless one because you don't care what takes place in the forum.
Cc seun
Cc Dominique

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Sports › Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Enyimba Fc by guobe(op): 5:54pm On Feb 06

In continuation of the Nigerian Premier league, Bendel insurance fc takes on Enyimba fc tomorrow at the Samuel Ogbemudia stadium.
The match promises to be a cracker with the Adaa Bendel boys taking on the people's Elephant who are in dire need of points as they battle to avoid the drop.
It's almost like an Eastern brother affair as majority of Bendel insurance players are from the Eastern part of Nigeria.
Wishing my darling team Bendel insurance fc all the best in this very encounter.

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Romance › Re: Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 9:20pm On Feb 03

Verbtips:
Lol,our biology teacher said we should go and memorize botanical names of organisms.
That's how we became Chinese 😂

Lol botanical names were not easy to memorise then.

Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 6:19pm On Feb 03

kot1917:
Y

Greetings boss,it being awhile
Happy new year Sir.

Happy new year to you too.
Thanks.

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 9:45am On Feb 03

MarketDispatch:
You and Sugar Daddies will be competing for the same woman..

Hahaha 😆

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 9:16am On Feb 03

Mcslize:
That thing that always appear unequal and make ladies look shapeless with tiny bow legs?

Lol most ladies don't see it like that as they feel it gives them shape and makes them attractive.

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Romance › Re: Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 11:41am On Feb 02

sholikay:
😁😁 I remember in primary school,I think primary 5, we were asked to mention sources of water, others were mentioning tap water,rain water etc, a girl stood up and said gutter water....
Omo, see laughing 😀😀....
Since then we nicknamed her gutter water,until our class teacher scolded us for that..

Lol very funny 😁 also remembered a classmate who said thief don thief thief thing lol we also nicknamed him that too lol

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Sports › Here We Go Jeremy Jacquet To Liverpool by guobe(op): 11:07am On Feb 02

Deal done for Jeremy regarded as the best centre back in the world.
Personal terms agreed with Liverpool.

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Romance › Re: Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 10:16am On Feb 02

Bigsin:
What the?
Hegehehehehehe

So so funny. Alot of stuffs like this.

Romance › Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 9:30am On Feb 02

Adulthood is real scam as adults rarely have time for themselves to crack jokes and just have fun.
With alot of bills to pay like rentage ,school fees for kids,electricity bills etc etc, adult men and women are not smiling.
As kids,all we knew then was crack jokes even when the teacher was teaching in class especially those backbenchers students and you will see the full students in class bursting into laughter.
An occurrence then in secondary school was when a kid was to be punished for noise making and he was brought out to the front of the class.
The teacher now told him to turn his back so that he will be flogged as he was putting on a short nicker.
As the kid turned back ,lo and behold the short nicker was thorn at the back and the full class erupted in laughter 😃 lol.
Share your funny childhood experiences just for laughs.

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 8:35pm On Feb 01

EarthKing:
You think girls are doing it for men? They are on a competitive spree with themselves. Fake lashes, finger, camel toe, fake hair, etc. You think it's for men? They just want to outdo each other... Most men don't care about all this things. We are just looking for where to c*m in peace, and up we move.

Lol very funny bit true

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 7:06pm On Feb 01

Freshandfitpod:
I don't care as long as it is soft and it's wiggles all she has to do is to make it bounce.....

Ah o boy o lol na bouncing ball.

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 7:00pm On Feb 01

Wealthyonos:
The yansh na water water yansh, no biscuit (brisket) bone

Lol for real

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 11:59am On Feb 01

KingDashx:
Natural is better.

Then why do most girls now like doing it

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 11:58am On Feb 01

Wealthyonos:
I'm only proud of how much I am able to save in my account, not the amount of flesh in another person's buttocks.

Lol bad guy

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 11:58am On Feb 01

Bahamas95:
Oga nothing would enhance my sexual feeling to someone who did BBL, immediately I find out I would lose interest immediately.

The sight of the obvious ones alone disgust me.

Hmmm OK noted.

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Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 10:01am On Feb 01

Bahamas95:
Never!

Nothing beats natural, even if it's small I prefer it to the fake big one.

What if the BBL enhances sexual feeling.

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Romance › As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 8:12am On Feb 01

Yesterday evening when I went to get some groceries at a mall,still waiting in my vehicle, a guy drove in with a lady and they both alighted from their vehicle.

They walked into the mall and boy o mine the lady's behind was the cynosure of everyone at the scene .
Her bossom was massive and was just waving as if it was controlled by the wind.

What came to my mind was that this must be a BBL working.

A popular married celebrity in Nigeria had a BBL done recently causing a sort of uproar.
As a guy will you encourage your babe or wife to have BBL.

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Health › Re: Body Warning Signs by guobe(op): 7:58am On Feb 01

jessicahanlo:
Lol this one is half-true, half-myth abeg.

Some body warning signs are real, like constant fatigue, unexplained weight loss, chest pain, persistent headaches, etc. Those ones no be joke at all and doctor must check am.

But the problem with posts like this is that they make everything look like one symptom = one disease. Body no be calculator like that. One sign fit mean many things, and sometimes na just stress, lack of sleep, bad food or anxiety.

So yes, listen to your body, but no use WhatsApp broadcast diagnose yourself. If something dey worry you consistently, hospital is still the best option. Google and forwarded messages have killed more peace of mind than sickness.

My own 2 kobo.

Nice one noted but I feel the truth is not far from those body warnings too.

Health › Re: Body Warning Signs by guobe(op): 9:06pm On Jan 29

Amarachibaby:
Remedy for no 11
Any idea🤔

Health › Re: Body Warning Signs by guobe(op): 9:04pm On Jan 29

Amarachibaby:
Remedy for no 11
Any idea🤔

Meta AI to the rescue

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