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My comrade abeg nor vex.....na lamasta.nor quick tell me say invitation card don finish for the party

dfrost:
Our noisy neighbours

Sebi una do party, una no call us abi? Na to reason Halaand matter.

Kyase:
Dfrost Fawkes dey say e no understand why I call am noisy neighbours

Kyase the wahala dude....u don call dfrost join

NeckingNgulping:
Swear say you no dey fvck?

E nor fit e wan die

I have allergic rhinitis.

I've had it for as long as I can remember.

Don't worry. It's not something very serious.

If you don't know what it is, it's an allergic reaction to things like pollen, dust, perfume, deodorant, powder, cream, the list goes on.

It causes watery, itchy eyes, runny nose and let's not even talk about the sneezing. Hei God!.

The typical example of when someone sneezes and you say "bless you" to them and it's like the bless you was motivation for them to continue �

I could sneeze for 10 minutes straight. Or more. It's that crazy. My whole eyes would water and itch me and become red after scratching.

And what of when it was cold? Let's not even talk about it �

I could remember the day it was so cold and I was sneezing badly. Then my mom told me to apply "aboniki balm" to my nose �

Brethren � what my eyes saw that day, let me not even go there � I was tempted to ask my mom if she was the one that gave birth to me after giving me that advice �

Funny part is, I didn't even know I had "allergic rhinitis". I just knew I reacted to all those things but I didn't even know there was a diagnosis for it.

I was searching something health related on Google one day when I discovered about it.

And I was like; this definitely matches with what I was experiencing.

Then I sent it to my sister. Cause she has the allergy also. And she was like; "Nma, na this thing dey do us?" �
And I told her yes oo �

She gave me tips and insiders on how to control it. But it still didn't help.

Then she came home one time, and was telling me about a drug the mother of a friend who is a pharmacist recommended to her. And it worked for her.

This drug works like magic!. Loratadine. If you know this drug, it's very very tiny and you're supposed to take only one in a day. But this medicine worked like magic for me.

I took it for two days straight and I didn't have any allergic reaction for close to a month!

I was so relieved! My sister would heavily spray her deodorant and though I would choke � but I won't go into a sneezing spree �

I got relieved from something I've battled for years due to a particular knowledge I got about something. A very simple and affordable drug.

What's my point? Knowledge.

Knowledge is my point. Most of the times, the reason why you might still be struggling with something is because of something you don't know!

Imagine if I had known about this medicine since. Or maybe if I didn't find out about it. I would have continued like that �

But see how knowledge solved my problem.

You see, that problem you might still have is because you don't have knowledge of the solution yet.

You're complaining of lack of money but you've not gained the knowledge that there are now legitimate businesses and skills you could go into.

You don't know you can learn a particular language, work as a translator and get paid really good money.

You don't know you could venture into online businesses and skills like SEO optimization, Kindle direct publishing, copywriting to make money.

You don't know you can volunteer to work in companies without pay as an undergraduate to gain the experience they are always looking for as a graduate when you apply for jobs.

Quite honestly, knowledge will save you from a lot of troubles.

And yes. This was the entire point of my story. Cause it honestly brought me to the realization.

So seek for knowledge. Trust me, the solution to that your situation or problem is knowledge. You just need to get it.

Anyways, this is my first time posting here I hope I am welcome �

Have a really splendid day ☺️

©️©️ Gift Uba

@dominique
@sissy3

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Erling Haaland confirmed that Riyad Mahrez told him to join #ManCity.

Erling Haaland has updated his Twitter bio. ��

Erling Haaland is the fastest player in #UCL history to hit 20 goals, doing so in just 14 matches.

Kyase:
Noise makers

I don't understand

�| Harry Kane welcomes the signing of Erling Haaland to the Premier League

“I look forward to the challenge"

[via @SkySportsPL]
@obembet
@lamasta

�| #ManCity have submitted a bid for Leeds' Kalvin Phillips after making him their number 1 target for the remainder of the window.

Leeds now face huge battle to keep their academy product.

[Exclusive/@footyinsider247]


�| Harry Kane welcomes the signing of Erling Haaland to the Premier League

“I look forward to the challenge"

[via @SkySportsPL]


Official: The five substitution rule is now a permanent rule in all top-level competitions in football.

Trials are set to be held for Arsene Wenger's idea of replacing throw-ins with kick-ins. The idea is to be supervised by IFAB and FIFA.

[@thetimes]


Kevin De Bruyne has scored the most long range goals of any #PL player, since he joined Manchester City [23].

[Via @WhoScored]

� "England manager Gareth Southgate will check on the availability/fitness of Phil Foden ahead of Tuesday’s Nations League game with Hungary at Molinuex"

#MCFC #ENGLAND
#NationsLeague



Brighton are targeting Porto left-back Zaidu in a move that could pave the way for Marc Cucurella to join #ManCity.

[@DailyStar_Sport]





� Man City have an agreement with Le Havre for Isaak Touré (19). Fee will be greater than €5m. The player will then move to ES Troyes if the transfer is completed.

Olympique Marseille also interested and pushing. Final decision soon

[via @Santi_J_FM] �

Txiki Begiristain:

“Erling has everything we want in a striker, and we are certain he will excel in this squad/ system. His rise has been remarkable, but he is still only 21. His best years are ahead, we are confident he'll get even better working with Pep"

#MCFC #Haaland ��


⭐ Erling Haaland - His Career To Date

- Bryne (2016 - 2017) 0 goals, 16 appearances

- Molde (2017 - 2019) 20 goals, 50 appearances

- Red Bull Salzburg (2019 - 2020) 29 goals, 28 appearances

-Borussia Dortmund (2020 - 2022) 86 goals, 89 appearances

#MCFC #Haaland �� #PL

Stats indicate that anyone’s xG would drop by 0.07 moving from the Bundesliga to the Premier League.

That’d make Erling Haaland’s 0.64 per 90. Which would be 24 goals. That would’ve won him the #PL Golden Boot every year since 2018.

[@swearimnotpaul]

Erling Haaland: "You gave me a 'dad' #ManCity jersey and now I give back a 'son' jersey!"

Alfie Haaland: "That's beautiful!"





Erling Haaland meeting @Laporte/@RubenDias:

"How's it going? The celebrations was good?"





Erling Haaland on #ManCity's comeback win over Aston Villa in the final game of the season to win the #PL title: "It was good huh?"

[Via @ManCity]




Erling Haaland's ������ ���� special is on youtube NOW! https://www./GlobalCityzens/permalink/1805707226428119/

Erling Haaland and Alfie Haaland met up with Aymeric Laporte and Ruben Dias at Doctor Cugat's office in Barcelona.

GuyFawkes7:
�️| Paco Johansen:


Erling Haaland has the best minutes per goal ratio in the history of the Bundesliga (minimum 25 goals), averaging a goal every 87 minutes for Dortmund.

He also has the best ratio in #UCL history (minimum 15 goals), scoring on average every 64 minutes.

[@ManCity]



� | Erling Haaland's recorded height at his #ManCity medical was 195.5cm, meaning he is now closer to � ���� �...��

�️ "Oh wow, I've grown... almost one centimetre" ��

[via Inside City]

Fernandinho to Erling Haaland:

"Welcome my friend, nice to see you! It's gonna be good, yeah? Everyone here is expecting you to score a lot of goals for us."

GuyFawkes7:
�️| Paco Johansen:

"He [Erling Haaland] is the biggest star in Norwegian football and the #PL is huge to Norwegian people – as you know, many Norwegian fans travel to England to watch games regularly..."

�️| Paco Johansen:

"People think Norway is a skiing nation, but it is football first. We are interested in our own league, but we are one of the nations who watch the most football on TV and especially the #PL."

�️| Paco Johansen on Erling Haaland:

"He is a very humble person and he promised he would keep on working hard. Part of his secret is that is a very hard worker and a very humble guy..."

�️| Paco Johansen:

"...who always listens to advice from coaches and former players. He told me in his letter he was going to have five days’ vacation and then go straight back into training."

#ManCity | #MCFC | #MCI

[via @ManCity]



Erling Haaland has the best minutes per goal ratio in the history of the Bundesliga (minimum 25 goals), averaging a goal every 87 minutes for Dortmund.

He also has the best ratio in #UCL history (minimum 15 goals), scoring on average every 64 minutes.

[@ManCity]



� | Erling Haaland's recorded height at his #ManCity medical was 195.5cm, meaning he is now closer to � ���� �...��

�️ "Oh wow, I've grown... almost one centimetre" ��

[via Inside City]

#ManCity have shortlisted Jarrod Bowen, who is admired by Pep Guardiola. A bid for Bowen could be launched if Riyad Mahrez leaves the club.

[Via @Ekremkonur]


#ManCity could raise more than £200m through player sales this year as they shake up their squad.

[via @TelegraphDucker]

�️| Paco Johansen on Erling Haaland playing under Pep Guardiola:

"I have respected Pep Guardiola for many years, and he has been a big influence on my career as a coach, so I think Erling’s choice of club was quite wise..."

�️| Paco Johansen:

"First of all, his father played for #ManCity, and he has a strong knowledge of the club. @ManCity were probably the only top club in Europe that didn’t have a traditional striker last season..."

�️| Paco Johansen:

"He’s not just a goal-scorer – he is a good combination player, and he can go in behind or come short for the pass. He can do a lot of things and the way Pep, and his team play football, it will bring additional abilities out in Erling."

#ManCity | #MCFC

[via @ManCity]






Official: #ManCity 22/23 season tickets sold out in under ten minutes.

Official: Nathan Aké is among the Netherlands’ substitutes against Wales in the #NationsLeague.




Kyle Walker and John Stones start for England vs Hungary in the UEFA Nations League. Jack Grealish, Phil Foden, and Raheem Sterling are among the substitutes. ��������


Manchester City have made an enquiry about Hoffenheim defender, David Raum in the case of them not being able to secure a deal with Marc Cucurella. ��� #MCFC #ManCity

[via @GraemeBailey/@90min_Football]

� | David Raum's 21/22 round-up:

� 32 apps
⚽ 3 goals
�️ 11 assists
� 3rd most chances created in the Bundesliga [80]
� 5th top assister in the Bundesliga [11]

� Plays primarily as a left wingback for Hoffenheim, but has played many games as a regular fullback

#ManCity are interested in Frenkie de Jong, but paying £73m for him is not an option. An exchange deal with Barcelona could work, but there are no direct contacts yet.

[@FabrizioRomano]
[@carpetasFCB]




Elano:

"#ManCity was one of the best moments in my career. We had a wonderful group, great coach - Sven was one the finest men I’ve ever met. I regret leaving. We started this current project - we showed how @ManCity were big and had incredible potential."

[via @guardian_sport]





There is genuine interest in Raheem Sterling from Chelsea.

There are no negotiations yet between #ManCity and Chelsea for Raheem Sterling. Chelsea are waiting to understand how much would be the price tag for the player.

[Via @FabrizioRomano]






�| The CFG are set to complete the purchase of Brazilian side Bahia. The contract for the purchase is said to be ready and it will be signed in the next ten days.

[@andrehernan/@Sport_Witness]

#ManCity are interested in Frenkie de Jong, but paying £73m for him is not an option. An exchange deal with Barcelona could work, but there are no direct contacts yet.

[@FabrizioRomano/@carpetasFCB]

#ManCity have verbally informed Leeds that they will submit a bid for Kalvin Phillips. They are preparing a fee of around £55m. Leeds have privately indicated to City that this will be accepted.

[Via @zeeshanxz]

@lamasta
@dfrost
@kyase

https://www.nairaland.com/7178631/manchester-city-f.c-global-cityzens


Ahbeg make una support me

�️| Paco Johansen:

"He [Erling Haaland] is the biggest star in Norwegian football and the #PL is huge to Norwegian people – as you know, many Norwegian fans travel to England to watch games regularly..."

�️| Paco Johansen:

"People think Norway is a skiing nation, but it is football first. We are interested in our own league, but we are one of the nations who watch the most football on TV and especially the #PL."

�️| Paco Johansen on Erling Haaland:

"He is a very humble person and he promised he would keep on working hard. Part of his secret is that is a very hard worker and a very humble guy..."

�️| Paco Johansen:

"...who always listens to advice from coaches and former players. He told me in his letter he was going to have five days’ vacation and then go straight back into training."

#ManCity | #MCFC | #MCI

[via @ManCity]



Erling Haaland has the best minutes per goal ratio in the history of the Bundesliga (minimum 25 goals), averaging a goal every 87 minutes for Dortmund.

He also has the best ratio in #UCL history (minimum 15 goals), scoring on average every 64 minutes.

[@ManCity]



� | Erling Haaland's recorded height at his #ManCity medical was 195.5cm, meaning he is now closer to � ���� �...��

�️ "Oh wow, I've grown... almost one centimetre" ��

[via Inside City]

Txiki Begiristain: “Scott [Carson] is an exemplary pro, his experience is of real benefit to the squad. His teammates, especially goalkeepers, have great respect for his achievements, his support has been a huge help. He’s always ready to play should he be called.”

[via @ManCity]


Breaking: Scott Carson has signed a new one-year contract at #ManCity.

Scott Carson:

"I’m delighted to be staying with #ManCity for another season. To work with Pep, the coaches and such talented team-mates is a real honour and one I relish every day."

Carson: “I have already gained so much from my time here and hopefully I can keep helping to push the club’s other goalkeepers to be the best they can be.”

@honeric01,semid4lyfe

Doh ahbeggggg (fp material)

Oleksandr Zinchenko starts for Ukraine vs Ireland in the #NationsLeague.

Borussia Monchengladbach now lead the race for #ManCity centre-back Ko Itakura and are prepared to make him a more attractive offer over other suitors.
[via @SkySportsLyall]

David Raum has assisted Germany's first goal vs Italy in the #NationsLeague. ��

@Lamasta
@obembet

David Raum has assisted Germany's first goal vs Italy in the #NationsLeague. ��

Ilkay Gundogan scores for Germany vs Italy. 2-0. ��� @ManCity

Who's the toughest opponent that Dani Alves has faced in his career?

I know Messi fans are using Virgil van Dijk's statement of not including CR7 in his list of toughest opponents he has faced but let's listen to what Dani Alves said about Ronaldo:

"He never made me really suffer because I was focused, but the most difficult opponent I've faced has been Cristiano Ronaldo, without any doubt."

"He's that type of opponent that you have to be 100 percent focused on, if you are at 99 percent he will ruin you and will make you look silly."

van Dijk hates Real Madrid players (former and present) because they have been causing him heartache and pain the Champions League

Does Liverpool realise they bought an average player to the team?

This is Darwin Núñez in FIFA 22:

▪︎Faster than Sadio Mané ❌
▪︎Better finisher than Sadio Mané ❌
▪︎Better passer than Sadio Mané ❌
▪︎Better dribbler than Sadio Mané ❌
▪︎Better overall player than Sadio Mané ❌

Manchester City shall surely win their 3rd Premier League title in a row because they have the oil � money � to pay their players what they demand while Liverpool depends on the brilliant managerial expertise of Jürgen Klopp to be league contenders

Congratulations to Manchester City in advance for winning the 2022/23 Premier League �