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SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 7:04am On Jun 10, 2022
We Ronaldo fans have a lot of explanations to tell the younger generation ���
Am still thinking about it...

Imagine telling them
�Ronaldo is the best player?
But Messi achieved more ballondors

�Ronaldo is the best goal scorer?
But Messi have more goldenboot

�Ronaldo is a serial winner?
But Messi won more trophies

Ronaldo started his career as midfielder?
But Messi have 4 playmaker award(most) while CR7 have 0

�Ronaldo said records chases him?
But Messi have most records in football history (Guinness book)

Then we go ahead to explain to them how jumping in the air,scoring with head,left leg and his siuuu celebration makes him the GOAT & a better player ���

Deep down... we all know that Messi is miles ahead of CR7 but we just wanna argue�

We Ronaldo fans have a lot of explanations to tell the younger generation ���
Am still thinking about it...

Imagine telling them
�Ronaldo is the best player?
But Messi achieved more ballondors

�Ronaldo is the best goal scorer?
But Messi have more goldenboot

�Ronaldo is a serial winner?
But Messi won more trophies

Ronaldo started his career as midfielder?
But Messi have 4 playmaker award(most) while CR7 have 0

�Ronaldo said records chases him?
But Messi have most records in football history (Guinness book)

Then we go ahead to explain to them how jumping in the air,scoring with head,left leg and his siuuu celebration makes him the GOAT & a better player ���

Deep down... we all know that Messi is miles ahead of CR7 but we just wanna
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 7:03am On Jun 10, 2022
Blake755:
Please what does my precious man u won
Make we wait till the next premier League...maybe they will be more productive....I heard that Maguire doesn't train with the team during training sessions....

According to Ralf... he said he'll just come nd sit, without participating or doing anything with the team
LiteratureRe: Thief By Chance by GuyFawkes7: 1:44pm On Jun 09, 2022
Op @ikotunblog...where art thou





(This is the reason I read a story after its completed not when it's still ongoing)
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SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 1:36pm On Jun 09, 2022
Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 FIFA World Cup Performances

1. Portugal �� � ️�� Spain (2018)

▪︎Result: Match ended in a 3-3 draw
▪︎Impact: Cristiano Ronaldo scored a hat trick to help Portugal avoid a loss and he was also awarded the Man of the Match
▪︎Record broken: Oldest Player to score a hat trick at the World Cup

2. Portugal �� �️ �� Brazil (2010)

▪︎Result: Match ended in a 0-0 draw
▪︎Impact: Cristiano Ronaldo was awarded Man of the Match in their last group stage match
▪︎Record broken: Cristiano Ronaldo won Man of the Match in all 3 group stage games

3. Portugal �� �️ ������� England (2006)

▪︎Result: Match ended 0-0 after extra time
▪︎Impact: After an intense Quarterfinal encounter that went to penalty shootouts, it was Cristiano Ronaldo who buried the decisive penalty that sent Portugal to the Semi-finals

All Performances By Teams That Have Won The FIFA World Cup In Their History

G.O.A.T. �
ComputersRe: I Need A New Laptop by GuyFawkes7: 5:08pm On Jun 08, 2022
So sorry about the spoilt laptop op
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:11pm On Jun 07, 2022
Messi fans definition of a complete player
1. Most ballon d'ors in history- Messi�
2. Most European golden boots in history- still Messi�
3. Most Playmaker awards in history- Messi again�
4. Most dribbles in dis decade- still Messi�
5. Most Man Of The Match awards in history (both league & champions league)- Messi again�

Ronaldo fans definition of a complete player
1. Plenty Instagram followers
(as if football is played on Instagram)
2. Not drawing tattoo
(who dat one concern)
3. Selling underwears on Instagram�
4. Jumping like a kangaroo after scoring tapin
5. Scoring 813 goals... meanwhile 365 are inside the box tap ins and 144 are penalties making 509�
5. Can jump 10 kilometer high
6. Crying on Instagram after somebody wins ballon dor��
7. Smashing children phone
8. Kicking players' stomachs
9. Adapting in different leagues�
Something even Suarez did and there was no noise
100+ ⚽for Ajax.
100+ G&A⚽� for Liverpool
200+ ⚽ for Barcelona
100+ G&A⚽� for Uruguay
���

10. Scoring 115 uzelezz international goals without winning BEST player of d tournament award for Portugal before �
11. Well oiled coach sacking machine

I've always said Ronaldo is an average player...it's a clear fact
Coz he has no talent...even Santi Maximin in Newcastle has more talent than him
To control ball properly...wahala�
And he can't even dribble at all�

I've never seen a more OVERHYPED player in my ENTIRE LIFE

But some f00ls will still compare dis same average player with Maradona, Messi and Ronaldinho
People funny shaa���

Ronaldo is an average player
Instead of crying...PROVE ME WRONG
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:08pm On Jun 07, 2022
❔2010 BALLON D'OR ❔
Calendar year top scorer- Messi⚽

SNEIJDER team honours
UCL✅
Serie A✅
Copa Italia ✅
Supercopa Italia✅
FIFA club world cup✅

Individual honours
�UCL best player- Diego Milito (Inter)❌
�UCL top scorer- Messi (Barca)❌
�UCL final Man of d match- Diego Milito (Inter)❌
�Serie A player of the year- Diego Milito (Inter)❌
�Serie A top scorer- Antonio Di Natale (Udinese) ❌
�Serie A assist leader- Ronaldinho (Ac Milan) ❌
�FIFA club world cup best player- Samuel Eto'o (Inter)❌
�Copa Italia final Man of d match- Diego Milito (inter)❌
�Supercopa Italiana final Man of d match- Samuel Eto'o (inter)❌

But but Sneijder should win ballon d'or when he's not even d best player in his team��
Samuel Eto'o & Milito also won d same 5 trophies Sneijder won & even performed better than him�
So Samuel Eto'o and Milito are playing tennis abi?���

AS FOR WORLD CUP
2010 world cup winner- SPAIN❌
2010 world cup golden boot- Muller (Germany)❌
2010 world cup assist leader- Schweinsteiger (Germany)❌
2010 world cup best player- Diego Forlan (Uruguay)❌

But but Sneijder played fire �in 2010 WC...Where is Sneijder on dis list??�

Meanwhile MESSI that year:-
European golden boot✅
La Liga top scorer✅
Champions league top scorer ✅
Calendar year top scorer ✅
And he won La liga� & Supercopa�

Individually, Messi did better than Sneijder...But they want Sneijder to win ballon dor coz he won 5 trophies
Meanwhile they won't tell you penaldo did nothing and went TROPHYLESS in 2013 and dey still gave him ballon d'or����

You will know penaldo fans are confused when they are supporting both Sneijder and Iniesta for 2010 ballon for

Confused souls��
And most of them can't even spell Sneijder properly����

Later now...u will hear them saying Samuel Eto'o deserved dat ballon dor...Milito deserved that ballon dor

F00ls���
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:08pm On Jun 07, 2022
MESSI & RONALDO

MESSI IMPACT IN CUPS IN WON

UCL 2005/06 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Shevchenko
Top assister- Ronaldinho & Eto'o
UEFA best- Ronaldinho

UCL 2008/09 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Xavi
UEFA best- Messi��

UCL 2010/11 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Ozil
UEFA best- Messi��

UCL 2014/15 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Messi��,Neymar, CR7��(10)
Top assister- Messi��
UEFA best- Messi��

La Liga 2008/09 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Diego Forlan
Top assister- Xavi
Best player of d year- Messi��

La Liga 2009/10 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Xavi
Best player of d year- Messi��

La Liga 2010/11 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Messi��, Ozil
Best player of d year- Messi��

La Liga 2012/13 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Iniesta, Ozil
Best player of d year- Messi��

La Liga 2014/15 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Messi��
Best player of d year- Messi��

La Liga 2015/16 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Suarez
Top assister- Messi�� & Suarez
Best player of d year- Griezmann

La Liga 2017/18 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Messi�� & Suarez
Best player of d year- Messi��

La Liga 2018/19 (Barcelona�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Messi��
Best player of d year- Messi��

Copa America 2021 (Argentina�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Messi��
Best player(POTT)- Messi��
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RONALDO IMPACT IN CUPS HE WON

UCL 2007/08 (Man Utd�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Alex
UEFA best- Ronaldo��

UCL 2013/14 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Wayne Rooney
UEFA best- Ronaldo��

UCL 2015/16 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Neymar, Sanchez
UEFA best- Ronaldo��

UCL 2016/17 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Neymar
UEFA best- Ronaldo��

UCL 2017/18 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- James Milner
UEFA best- Modric

EPL 2006/07 (Man Utd�)
Top scorer- Drogba
Top assister- Fabregas & Rooney
PFA player of d year- Ronaldo��

EPL 2007/08 (Man Utd�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Fabregas
PFA player of d year- Ronaldo��

EPL 2008/09 (Man Utd�)
Top scorer- Anelka
Top assister- Van Persie & Lampard
PFA player of d year- Giggs

La Liga 2011/12 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Ozil
Best player of d year- Messi��

La Liga 2016/17 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Neymar
Best player of d year- Messi��

Serie A 2018/19 (Juventus�)
Top scorer- Fabio Quagliarella
Top assister- Papu Gomez
MVP- Ronaldo��

Serie A 2019/20 (Juventus�)
Top scorer- Ciro Immobile
Top assister- Papu Gomez
MVP- Dybala

Nations league 2019 (Portugal�)
Top scorer- Mitrovic (6)
Top scorer (knockouts)- Ronaldo�� (3)
Top assister- Mkhitaryan
Best player(POTT)- Bernardo Silva

Euro 2016 (Portugal�)
Top scorer- Griezmann
Top assister- Hazard & Ramsey
Best player(POTT)- Griezmann

Note:
This shows only d major trophies out of Messi's 39 trophies & Ronaldo's 34 trophies

The two GOATs�x �
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:08pm On Jun 07, 2022
❔2013 BALLON D'OR ❔
Calendar year top scorer - Ronaldo⚽

RIBERY team honours
UCL✅
UEFA super cup ✅
Bundesliga ✅
DFB pokal✅
FIFA club world cup ✅

Individual honours
�UCL best player- Ribery (Bayern)✅
�UCL top scorer- Ronaldo (Real Madrid)❌
�UCL final Man of d match- Robben (Bayern) ❌
�Bundesliga player of d year- Ribery (Bayern)✅
�Bundesliga top scorer- Stefan Kießling❌ (Bayer leverkusen)
�Bundesliga assist leader- Ribery (Bayern)✅
�FIFA club world cup best player- Ribery (Bayern)✅
�UEFA super cup Man of d match- Ribery (Bayern)✅
�DFB pokal final Man of d match- Mario Gomez (Bayern) ❌

Individually, Ribery performed better than ronaldo�
If it's by goals, then Harry Kane should have won ballon dor in 2017 instead of ronaldo�
Since Harry Kane is the 2017 top scorer

They want Sneijder to win ballon d'or in 2010 for winning 5 trophies even though he did not perform better than Messi

But they don't want Ribery to win ballon dor after winning 5 trophies and performed better individually than ronaldo in 2013
then

But but TROPHYLESS ronaldo deserved ballon d'or that year���

Karma has fought for us already
Messi- 7 ballon d'ors
Ronaldo- 5

Ronaldo will FOREVER remain in Messi shadow
NOTHING WILL CHANGE IT...not even your tears�
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:02pm On Jun 07, 2022
Why do ronaldo fans keep lying dat ronaldo won 7 league titles and he was the top scorer in all of them

6 different ronaldo fans have told me this nonsense

Meanwhile ��

EPL 2006/07 (Man Utd�)
Top scorer- Drogba
Top assister- Fabregas & Rooney

EPL 2007/08 (Man Utd�)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��
Top assister- Fabregas

EPL 2008/09 (Man Utd�)
Top scorer- Anelka
Top assister- Van Persie & Lampard

La Liga 2011/12 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Ozil

La Liga 2016/17 (Real Madrid�)
Top scorer- Messi��
Top assister- Neymar

Serie A 2018/19 (Juventus�)
Top scorer- Fabio Quagliarella
Top assister- Papu Gomez

Serie A 2019/20 (Juventus�)
Top scorer- Ciro Immobile
Top assister- Papu Gomez
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Ronaldo fans and fake stats are 5 & 6
We can all see ronaldo was carried by his teammates
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:00pm On Jun 07, 2022
MESSI��
�Most ballon d'ors (7)
�Most FIFA best (6)
�2nd highest UEFA best (3)
�Most European golden boots (6)
�Most best playmaker (4)
�Most MOTM (297)
�2nd highest trophies (39)�
�2nd highest active goalscorer (764)⚽
�Most Assists in history (364)�
�3rd highest hat tricks (55)
➖11th highest free kicks (58)
�Most goals in a year (91)
�Most assists in a year (36)
�2nd highest UCL goals & assists(125⚽ 36�)
�Highest goalscorer in South America (81)

RONALDO��
�2nd highest ballon d'ors (5)
�2nd highest FIFA best (5)
�Most UEFA best (4)
�2nd highest European golden boots (4)
❌0 best playmaker
�2nd highest MOTM (167)
➖6th highest trophies (34)�
�Most goals scored (813)⚽
➖4th highest assists (272)�
�2nd highest hat tricks (60)
➖11th highest freekicks (58)
➖5th highest goals in a year- 69
➖8th highest assists in a year- 20
�Most UCL goals & assists (140⚽ 42�)
�Highest goalscorer in Europe (115)

MESSI��
*UCL top scorer⚽- 6x
*League top scorer- 8x
*League best player- 9x
*International top scorer- 1x (copa america 2021)
*International best player of d tournament���- 3x (copa america 2015, 2021...world cup 2014 golden ball)

RONALDO��
*UCL top scorer⚽- 7x
*League top scorer- 5x
*League best player- 5x
*International top scorer- 1x (Euro 2020)
*International best player of d tournament���- 0❌

MESSI��
*4 Ballon dor in a row� (2009 to 2012)
*4 FIFA best in a row� (2009 to 2012)
*3 European golden boot in a row⚽ (2017 to 2019)
*3 Best playmaker in a row�️ (2015 to 2017)
*4 UCL top scorer in a row⚽ (2009 to 2012)

RONALDO��
*6 UCL top scorer in a row⚽ (2013 to 2018)

MESSI��
�Personal treble⚡⚡⚡
UCL 2014/15 (Barça�)
UCL top scorer- Messi⚽
UCL top assists- Messi�
UEFA best- Messi�️

La Liga 2011/12 (Real Madrid�)
La Liga top scorer- Messi⚽
La Liga top assists- Messi�
Best player of d year- Messi�️

La Liga 2017/18 (Barça�)
La Liga top scorer- Messi⚽
La Liga top assists- Messi�
Best player of d year- Messi�️

La Liga 2018/19 (Barça�)
La Liga top scorer- Messi⚽
La Liga top assists- Messi�
Best player of d year- Messi�️

Copa America 2021 (���)
Copa America top scorer- Messi⚽
Copa America top assists- Messi�
Best player (POTT)- Messi�️

RONALDO��
� Personal treble- 0❌

It's a sin comparing ronaldo to Messi
Messi is 100 times better...deal with it
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 8:57pm On Jun 07, 2022
MESSI WITH ARGENTINA��

2005 U-20 youth world cup�✅
Top scorer- Messi��
Best player of the tournament(golden ball)- Messi��
Messi scored 2 goals in the final⚽⚽
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2007 Copa America (runners up�)
Top scorer- Robinho
Top assists- Elano
Golden ball- Robinho
Best young player of the tournament- Messi��
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Olympics 2008��✅
Top scorer- Giuseppe Rossi
Best player of the tournament- Messi��
Messi assisted the only (1) goal in the final�
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2015 Copa America (runners up�)
Top scorer- Vargas, Guerrero
Top assists- Messi��, Valvidia
Best player of the tournament- Messi��
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2014 World cup (runners up�)
Top scorer- James Rodriguez
Top assists- Cuadrado, Kroos
Best player of the tournament(golden ball)- Messi��
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Copa America 2021�✅
Top scorer-Messi��
Top assists- Messi��
Best player of the tournament(golden ball)- Messi��
0 goals & assists in the final for Messi➖
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Finalissma 2022 final�✅
Man Of The Match- Messi��
Messi provided 2 assists in the final��
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RONALDO WITH PORTUGAL��

Euro 2004 (runners up�)
Top scorer- Milan Baros
Top assists- Karel Poborsky
Best player of d tournament- Theodoros Zagorakis
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Euro 2016�✅
Top scorer- Griezmann
Top assists- Hazard, Ramsey
Best player of the tournament- Griezmann
0 goals and assists in the final for ronaldo➖
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Nations league 2018�✅
Top scorer- Mitrovic
Top assists- Mkhitaryan
Best player of the tournament- Bernardo Silva
0 goals and assists in the final for ronaldo➖
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Euro 2020❌ (round of 16)
Top scorer- Ronaldo��, Schick
Top assists- Steven Zuber
Best player of d tournament- Donnarumma
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It's not by scoring 100 international uselezz goals
Messi international career is far far better than ronaldo's own

Stats don't lie...People lie
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 8:56pm On Jun 07, 2022
SUMMARY OF FOOTBALL

Most UCL titles(club)- Real Madrid (14)
Most UCL titles(player)- Paco Gento (6)
Most trophies�(club)- Al Ahly (121)
Most trophies�(player)- Dani Alves (43)
Most World Cup� titles(team)- Brazil (5)
Most World Cup� titles(player)- Pele (3)
�������English team with most UCL- Liverpool (6)
��Spanish team with most UCL- Real Madrid (14)
��Italian team with most UCL- AC milan (7)
��German team with most UCL- Bayern (6)
��French team with most UCL- Marseille (1)
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Teams that won the treble in a single year (League + secondary cup + UCL)
Barcelona��(2 times), Bayern Munich ��(2 times), Man Utd�������(1 time), Inter��(1 time)
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Most AFCON titles- Egypt�� (7)
Most Copa America titles- Argentina�� & Uruguay��(15)
Most Euros titles- Germany�� & Spain�� (3)
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Most goals⚽- Ronaldo (813)
Most assists�- Messi (364)
Most dribbles completed�- Messi (2,963)
Most hat tricks⚡⚡⚡- Pele (92)
Most free kicks�- Juninho (77)
Most penalties�- Ronaldo (144)
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Most ballon d'ors� in history- Messi(7)
Most European golden boots⚽ in history- Messi (6)
Most best Playmaker awards�️ in history- Messi (4)
Most Man of the Match�- Messi (297)
Most individual awards won� in history- Messi (102)
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Most UCL goals- Ronaldo (140)
Most World Cup goals- Miroslav Klose (16)
Highest goalscorer in South America - Messi��(81)
Highest goalscorer in Europe- Ronaldo�� (115)
Highest goalscorer in Africa- Godfrey Chitalu�� (79)
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Defenders that won ballon dor- Beckenbauer, Sammer & Cannavaro
Only goalkeeper to win ballon dor- Lev Yashin
Defender with most goals- Ronald Koeman (239)
Goalkeeper with most goals- Rogério Ceni (131)
Only African to win Ballon d'or- George Weah (Liberian��)

Most valuable club- Barcelona��& Real Madrid�� ($5.1bn each)
Largest football stadium- Rungrado in North Korea (114,000�)
Highest attendance in a match- 199,854� (Brazil vs Uruguay, WC 1950)
Most expensive trophy- World Cup� ($20m)
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 8:47pm On Jun 07, 2022
RONALDO INTERNATIONAL GOALS

Luxembourg- 9⚽ (ranked 94�)
Lithuania- 7⚽ (ranked 138�)
Andorra- 6⚽ (ranked 153�)
Armenia- 5⚽ (ranked 92�)
Latvia- 5⚽ (ranked 135�)
Estonia- 4⚽ (ranked 110�)
Faroe Island- 4⚽ (ranked 124�)
North Ireland- 3⚽ (ranked 54�)
Saudi Arabia- 2⚽ (ranked 50�)
Azerbaijan- 2⚽ (ranked 129�)
Cyprus- 2⚽ (ranked 105�)
Kazakhstan- 2⚽ (ranked 125�)
Herzegovina- 2⚽ (ranked 59�)
Finland- 1⚽ (ranked 57�)
Greece- 1⚽ (ranked 55�)
Ghana- 1⚽ (ranked 60�)
Iceland- 1⚽ (ranked 63�)
Panama- 1⚽ (ranked 61�)
North Korea- 1⚽ (ranked 109�)
New Zealand- 1⚽ (ranked 101�)
Qatar- 1⚽ (ranked 51� )

Ronaldo have scored 61 goals against less privileged teams

Comrades, if we remove 61 from 117...e go remain only 56 legit goals

His fans will still comman cry under dis post...watch����
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 8:43pm On Jun 07, 2022
MOST GOALS IN HISTORY

1.Ronaldo�- 815⚽ (games:1,121�)
2. Bican�- 805⚽ (games:530�)
3. Romario�- 772⚽ (games:994�)
4. Messi- 769⚽ (games:974�)
5. Pele- 767⚽ (games:831�)
6. Puskas- 746⚽ (games:754�)
7. Gerd Muller- 735⚽ (games:793�)
8. Eusebio- 623⚽ (games:639�)
9. Lewandowski- 584⚽ (games:804�)
10. Ferenc Deak- 576⚽ (unknown)
11. Uwe Seeler- 575⚽ (games:649�)
12. Maravilha- 575⚽ (unknown)
13. Ibrahimovic- 572⚽ (games:945�)
14. Hugo Sanchez- 562⚽ (games:956�)
15. Di Stefano- 530⚽ (unknown)
16. Suarez- 519⚽ (games:830�)
17. Eto'o- 428⚽ (games:882�)
18. David Villa- 425⚽ (games:761�)
19. Benzema- 425⚽ (games:847�)
20. Raúl- 424⚽ (games:1,017�)
21. Aguero- 422⚽ (games:770�)
22. Cavani- 416⚽ (games: 745�)
23. Neymar- 415⚽ (games:677�)
24. Ronaldo��- 414⚽ (games:616�)
25. Thierry Henry- 411⚽ (games: 912�)
26. Huntelaar- 408⚽ (games:736�)
27. Alan Shearer- 383⚽ (games:741�)
28. Van Nistelrooy- 381⚽ (games: 658�)
29. Dzeko- 380⚽ (games:845�)
30. Hulk- 367⚽ (games:710�)
31. Drogba- 366⚽ (games:792�)
32. Rooney- 366⚽ (games:884�)
33. Higuain- 352⚽ (games:765�)
34. Lukaku- 342⚽ (games:665�)

Goal ratio
1. Bican�
2. Puskas�
3. Eusebio�
4. Gerd Muller
5. Pele
6. Maravilha
7. Messi
8. Romario
9. Ronaldo��
10. Lewandowski
11. Ronaldo��
12. Suarez
13. Neymar
14. Ibrahimovic
15. Hugo
16. Van Nistelrooy
17. Villa
18. Cavani
19. Huntelaar
20. Aguero
21. Hulk
22. Shearer
23. Lukaku
24. Benzema
25. Eto'o
26. Drogba
27. Higuain
28. Henry
29. Dzeko
30. Raul
31. Rooney

Assists coming soon...
RomanceRe: Account Of An Alien Abductee Who befriended A Reptilian ET ((Photos)) by GuyFawkes7: 6:15pm On Jun 06, 2022
I nor why u like to dey derail thread wen person suffers create....... mods do justice to this buffoon now angry



Mercury12:
ewobi
Idiat like ur fada abi
RomanceRe: Account Of An Alien Abductee Who befriended A Reptilian ET ((Photos)) by GuyFawkes7: 7:32am On Jun 06, 2022
Mercury12:
Lies
Ozworr don comment again
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 7:06am On Jun 06, 2022
��AGES OF TOP EURO CLUBS AND THEIR TOTAL TROPHIES WON IN TOP FLIGHT FOOTBALL ⚽

*SPAIN��*
��FC Barcelona : 122 years
92 Trophies�

��Réal Madrid : 120 years
94 Trophies�

��At. Madrid : 119 years
30 Trophies�

*ENGLAND�������*
������� Man United : 144 years
66 Trophies�

������� Man City : 142 years
29 Trophies�

������� Tottenham : 139 years
24 Trophies�

������� Arsenal : 136 years
48 Trophies�

������� Liverpool : 130 years
65 Trophies�

������� Chelsea : 117 years
32 Trophies�

*FRANCE��*
�� Marseille : 120 years
26 Trophies�

�� Paris SG : 51 years
45 Trophies�

*ITALY��*
�� Juventus : 124 years
70 Trophies�

�� Inter Milan : 114 years
42 Trophies�

�� AC Milan : 122 years
49 Trophies�

*GERMANY��*
�� Bayern Munich : 122 years
80 Trophies�

�� B. Dortmund : 112 years
22 Trophies�
EducationRe: What's The Function Of This Structure Please? by GuyFawkes7: 7:09am On Jun 05, 2022
foxxydude:
1 along Esigie st off MM way
2 Federal road off Okhoro road
3 Lawani junction by New Lagos road
Fellow Edolite sighted wink smiley
HealthRe: Graphics: Some Rare, Strange And Disturbing Human Conditions. by GuyFawkes7: 5:44pm On Jun 04, 2022
What the fuvk op @Explorers.....no 22 got me puking in my food......sheeshhhh....God I thank for good health.... Amen





@Explorers no offense tho
EducationRe: What's The Function Of This Structure Please? by GuyFawkes7: 4:09pm On Jun 04, 2022
in Benin City, it can be seen at Aduwawa/Ikpoba hill axis


My 2 cents tho
PhonesRe: This Power Bank Come Be 85K (pic) by GuyFawkes7: 7:08pm On Jun 03, 2022
DKM123:
Why you no add small money buy mini inverter take dey charge both your phone, tv and fan..
Good suggestion comrade
PoliticsRe: IPOB: Simon Ekpa Leaked Dr Ofoegbu's Nude Pictures by GuyFawkes7: 6:35pm On Jun 03, 2022
Hahahahaha see name Simon EKPAAAA...na really ekpa



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Mazisimonekpa:
You were dancing naked to the arusi, the same way you danced to the arusi in the secret is the same way the arusi will send you out to dance unless you confess and apologise to MNK and Biafrans in the public. The Dragon is out with fire you took my name to do evil. Ijukwa ese?
Those thinking that this is a saga, think again. I don’t expose for the fun of it. What must be done must be done. If you think selling MNK to enemy is internal issue, think again. However, the house cleansing continues & I will always come with evidence. I remain loyal to MNK

https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1532696402790338561
PhonesRe: This Power Bank Come Be 85K (pic) by GuyFawkes7:
2saviourfriday9:
My cousin talk say him buy this power bank at 85K, he brought it today at plaza

(new age)
(10500MAH)
Op plaza boys don jonse ur bro...leemaoo grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Is That Movie You Will Watch Over And Over Again?? by GuyFawkes7: 6:30pm On Jun 03, 2022
6 Underground (2019) : 6 Underground is a 2019 American vigilante action comedy film directed by Michael Bay and written by Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese. The film stars Ryan Reynolds, Mélanie Laurent, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Adria Arjona, Corey Hawkins, Ben Hardy and Dave Franco.[2] Bay produced the film with his longtime business partner Ian Bryce and Skydance's David Ellison, Dana Goldberg and Don Granger. It follows a group of people that fake their deaths and decide to form a vigilante team in order to stage a coup d'état against a ruthless dictator.



The Suicide Squad (2021) : The Suicide Squad is a 2021 American superhero film based on the DC Comics team Suicide Squad. Produced by DC Films, Atlas Entertainment, and The Safran Company, and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, it is a standalone sequel to Suicide Squad (2016) and the tenth film in the DC Extended Universe (DCEU). It was written and directed by James Gunn and stars an ensemble cast including Margot Robbie, Idris Elba, John Cena, Joel Kinnaman, Sylvester Stallone, Viola Davis, David Dastmalchian, Daniela Melchior, Michael Rooker, Jai Courtney, Peter Capaldi, Alice Braga, and Pete Davidson. In the film, several convicts join a task force known as the "Suicide Squad" in exchange for lighter sentences. They are sent to the island nation of Corto Maltese to destroy all traces of the giant alien starfish Starro the Conqueror before it falls into the local government's control.
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 8:02am On Jun 01, 2022
Welcome To Our Thread Cityzens!! smiley



Manchester City F.C. Global Cityzens Thread

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███★☆ MAN CITY FC HISTORY ☆★███

Manchester City Football Club is an English Premier League football club based in Manchester. Founded in 1880 as St. Mark's (West Gorton), they became Ardwick Association Football Club in 1887 and Manchester City in 1894.

The club's most successful period was in the late 1960s and early 1970s when they won the League Championship, the FA Cup, the League Cup and European Cup Winners' Cup under the management team of Joe Mercer and Malcolm Allison and with players including Colin Bell, Mike Summerbee and Francis Lee.

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Honours:

LEAGUES: First Division (1889–1992)/Premier League (1993–present) Winners (cool: 1936–37, 1967–68, 2011–12, 13–14, 17-18, 18-19, 20-21, 21-22

Second Division/First Division Winners (7): 1898–99, 1902–03, 1909–10, 1927–28, 1946–47, 1965–66, 2001–02

Third Division Play-offs Winners (1): 1998–99

CUPS: FA Cup Winners (6): 1904, 1934, 1956, 1969, 2011, 2019

Football League Cup Winners (cool: 1970, 1976, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021

FA Community Shield Winners (6): 1937, 1968, 1972, 2012, 2018, 2019

EUROPEAN: UEFA Cup Winners' Cup Winners (1): 1970

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Manchester City FC

Nickname: The Sky Blues, Man City, The Citizens, Cityzens

Club Slogan: Pride in Battle

Founded:1894

Manager: Pep Guardiola

Stadium: Etihad Stadium

Capacity: 55,097

Thank you for joining this THREAD!!!!!

Keep on supporting 'THE SKY BLUES'!!!!!



#CTWD ���
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:35am On May 30, 2022
Football Clubs To Watch Out For in next year Champions League.

1. Liverpool FC 98%
2. Man City FC 94%
3. FC Barcelona 90%
4. PSG FC 86%
5. Real Madrid CF 82%
6. AC Milan FC 78%
7. Tottenham FC 74%

(8.) I know you are Looking for Chelsea and Painchester fc. Mark my words, they won't even be a threat in the Carabao Cup later on finish top 4. You can screen shot this if you want. Majority of Chelsea key players are leaving and we aren't guaranteed that Chelsea new signings will quickly adapt to English football, as for my dear neighbours Painchester fc, remember that success can't be achieved over night. Rome wasn't built in a day. You'll continue suffering from trophyless disease maybe in 2030��
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:25am On May 30, 2022
I swear Nottingham Forest � vawulence go sweet die next season

Imagine Forest vs arsenal 4_0

Headline: Gunners went to Forest for nothing ��
SportsRe: Fabrizio: Mane To Leave Liverpool After Champions League Loss To Real Madrid by GuyFawkes7: 11:16am On May 30, 2022
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:13am On May 30, 2022
I want to be better than Messi and Ronaldo�.

Modern babalawo: my son ur'e welcome
Me: thank you baba.
Modern babalawo: I know why ur'e here. u want to become a footballer greater than Messi and Ronaldo �.
Me: yes baba�.
Morden babalawo: ok wait let me consult the gods on my laptop.
Me: ok baba ( thinking). baba gods on laptop again �, nai bi say the gods don dey use technology be that o�.
morden babalawo: shut up! before I turn u to isewu( goat head)�.

Me:�
morden babalawo: u want to become a greater footballer than Messi and Ronaldo or not.
Me: yes ooo, baba I want it badly �.
Morden babalawo: goood, ( consulting the gods on his laptop)..... the gods just sent me an SMS through my laptop that says, for u to become a player greater than Messi and Ronaldo, u must bring a picture of Maguire.. holding a medal.

Me: �, Maguire picture... holding medal �.
baba why not make I go fight lion then remove d lion teeth come give u, cause that one go dey easy pass ooo�( in pidgin English).
Morden babalawo: no the gods won't accept that, just bring Maguire picture.
Me: Ahhhh!�
Morden babalawo: secondly, u will choose whether u will not marry untill Tottenham wins the EPL or Man City wins the UCL.
me: Ahhhh! , so to become a footballer greater than Messi and Ronaldo hard like this( pidgin English)�, baba all this choice na suicide mission, please help me to talk to the gods so that they can change it�.

Morden babalawo: which club do u support?
Me: Chelsea �.
Morden babalawo: after all that are met, u must pray that ur enemy ( Man U) wins a trophy next season if not, it will not work at all.

Me: baba I dey come....piss dey worry me, make I go piss �( running)�.
Morden babalawo: ok.
Me: (after running away) nothing wey dem want tell me, this baba na Man U fan �, na Man U fan him be���( pidgin English).
through practice, I can become a player greater than Messi and Ronaldo.
after all, practice makes perfect �.
make i nor mind this baba, he want just kill me�
SportsRe: Clubs And Trophies They Won This Season by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:11am On May 30, 2022
5 Reasons why India don't play football.
1) FIFA were confused, after India scored a goal against their opponent, they spent 30 minute dancing on the pitch.
Like that booom, first half ended.
So FIFA said: go and continue dancing untill we call u again.

2) they won Nigeria 99-1 , so if they were allowed to play, they will turn football to cricket.

3) India confused FIFA.. how will ur opponent score against u and u started singing and dancing.

4) Ghana against India HT 2-0( Ghana are leading). Second half 70 minute still 2-0 .
85 minute still 2-0. 90minute still 2-0
2minute has been added as extra time.
Boom then one Indian fan called the Indian striker name loudly, Raaaaaaaaaj!
And the rest is history, FT Ghana 2-82 India. ���

5)They were banned by FIFA in the 1970s for refusing to wear boots during world cup alongside Bulgaria which Bulgaria later apologize and were forgiven but India are yet to pay fine and apologize.

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