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Education / Re: Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Student Dies Few Hours To His Last Exam (Pic) by guyla: 9:46pm On Jan 25, 2017
kennosklint:
Hahahahahahahahaha

Where is your conscience
Religion / Re: "I Repeat It, Christians Defend Yourself" - Apostle Suleman by guyla: 5:45pm On Jan 25, 2017
me69:
The man is a fool
You are not just a fool but a hypocrite of the highest order,
Obviously some people are happy with what Nigeria has become
Just this afternoon we read that Fulani herdsmen killed a man in his farm and yet some of you are calling for the apostle, s head,
How long shall we continue like this

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Blasts Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am Ready For You Old Witch!" by guyla: 4:34pm On Jan 25, 2017
ayoolanr:
Lmao! Stopped reading after she referred to herself as a celebrity!' wtf?
Is she not one?
Jealousy
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Blasts Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am Ready For You Old Witch!" by guyla: 4:33pm On Jan 25, 2017
owodokiri:


Thats the simple question she hasn't answered; did one Jammeh climb your ugwu nso?
Stop being childish, nothing says she must answer you, it's her life biko
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Blasts Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am Ready For You Old Witch!" by guyla: 4:23pm On Jan 25, 2017
Duru009:
While can't you just deny it that you didn't collect the $1.5m,
Stop all des stories.. ......

If she denies it, will it make any difference to the post, will nairalanders believe her
Business / Re: Nigerian Man Humiliated At A Bank Over A White Man Tells His Story by guyla: 12:12pm On Jan 25, 2017
darkenkach:
After all this rants, he failed to mention the name of the bank.

I think the story is exergerated or else he won't hesitate to mention the bank
Religion / Re: Nigerians React To Apostle Suleman's Controversial Statement by guyla: 12:05pm On Jan 25, 2017
saaedlee:
Do people know that's it's against to law to incite someone to kill another?
His statement only encouraged people to defend themselves,
Why are we not condemning wrong actions, sincerely speaking should this be an issue for discussion considering the evil this herds men are perpetrating in recent times
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Comes To The Aid Of A Widow by guyla: 4:50pm On Jan 23, 2017
[quote author=DuBLINGreenb post=53051234]if u know toke makinwa and you can tweet and you know the meaning of "deets", my dear you can afford 15k. [/quote

Exactly my point, this is no widow, but a scammer ]
Business / Re: Take A Look At Ifeanyi Ubah's House by guyla: 4:16pm On Jan 23, 2017
Arthurwinner:
is a home really a home wen ur loved ones is gon

Please what about his loved ones, is he with out wife and kids
Literature / Re: Luvvie Ajayi Burns Her Shoes Made By Ivanka Trump (Photos) by guyla: 1:22pm On Jan 22, 2017
hisgrace090:
Lesbians and gays fighting back at trump.

Exactly my thought
Who cares
Rubbish

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Celebrities / Re: ABS Returns Chidinma Okeke's Car To Her, Tells Her Not To Reveal Secret To Press by guyla: 2:08pm On Jan 20, 2017
Ehen, I have always known that there is more to this case
Politics / Re: Melinda Gates Is In Nigeria, Meets With El-Rufai In Kaduna. Photos by guyla: 1:04pm On Jan 18, 2017
DTOBS:
Melinda, that man you are shaken hand with is a murderer and sympathizer of Fulani Herdsmen killing his own people.


BTW: why must all this big names go to the NORTH anytime they are in the country? Maka why?

I can't stop wondering too

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Education / Re: Fulani Cattle Take Over Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University (Photo) by guyla: 1:59pm On Jan 11, 2017
KahlDrogo:
What do you expect from vanguard? cheesy

But the cows are truly there, I'm a parent in that school and what I don't understand is why they are there, what ever arrangements the school authority has with the cattle rustlers the should understand that fulanis are unpredictable and dangerous
Travel / Re: Nigerian Women Quarrel On The Street Of London (video) by guyla: 10:09pm On Jan 03, 2017
Jibril659:
na igbo i hear them dey speak oo

Your worse than our corrupt politicians who see black and call it white seamlessly
Olori buruku omo ale, does that sound igboish to you?
Career / Re: Pls Help Me.should I Drop My Current Job? by guyla: 10:33am On Jan 03, 2017
Stay where you are, a salary of 80k in the Bank suggest either you are a contract staff or a junior staff, and banks have little or no regard for junior staff, they will lay you off when you least expect it,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Omg!!! I Just Got A Job I Didn't Apply For! by guyla: 9:26am On Dec 22, 2016
Congratulations, God will sustain your testimony in Jesus name Amen and it shall be a situation of glory to more glory for you
Religion / Re: Peace Ibiyeomie Donates To Widows In Port Harcourt (Photos) by guyla: 7:51am On Dec 22, 2016
mrvitalis:
Until churches publish their account amd how their money is spent. . I wont still value things like this

This a church that makes over a billion per month and they spend 10 million on the contributors and u want us to praise them?? Nah

But our politicians steal billions and stash away for their 10th generation while the masses suffer
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Artwork Made With Coca-Cola Bottles By A YABATECH Student (Photos) by guyla: 11:18am On Dec 20, 2016
curvilicious:
Oya coca-cola come see employee o


Lovely

Na so o
God has picked up the guy's call
Literature / Re: Get A Book Cover For Free Today While You Still Can. by guyla: 7:39pm On Dec 19, 2016
Hello house
I just saw this post now
Can somebody hook me up with On for serious talks
Thanks
Op please drop a general contact number,
Travel / Re: FRSC Bans Night Travels For Petrol Drivers by guyla: 6:27pm On Dec 19, 2016
shammah1:
Is it not better for them to travel at night? FRSC uwaka

My thought as well, at least casualty rate will be minimal

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Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye Thinks Comedy In The Church Is A Bad Idea by guyla: 6:02pm On Dec 12, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
As shared on Facebook by Pastor Mike Bamiloye of Mount Zion Faith Ministries International:

As per COMEDY in Church Meetings and Events!!

I want to address Christians - ALL denominations - this morning without prejudice!

For a long while I have questioned the inclusion of COMEDY in Church events. What do I question?

The fact that the comedians brought in are allowed to make jokes of scriptures, the Blood of Jesus, speaking in tongues, the throne of grace etc.' AND WE SIT THERE LAUGHING!

What are we laughing at? What is funny? Mocking God and Christ and the Holy Spirit and the Word is funny?
We hear of other religions where they are obsessed with protecting the image of their Leader and we gleefully allow people to MOCK our Leader JESUS CHRIST and the Holy Spirit and thereby indirectly MOCKING GOD!!! They look at us with disdain because we are BAD AMBASSADORS of our faith!

Lukewarmness and cynicism has crept slowly into the life of Christians. We pull ourselves down publicly, abuse leaders of the gospel will glee, mock certain commandments of God. YET when we run into trouble who do we call upon
Bible has already stated that towards the end times there will be mockers of the gospel and preachers doing wrong. WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE ONE OF THEM

We come into Facebook and spew out curses and abuses - mock the commandments especially when it comes to forgiveness issues and honour of parents etc and we go to church and lift up hands and voices to WHO HE who we MOCK with DISOBEDIENCE?

We quickly mouth monotonous words - God is in control! Amen! It is well! Praise God etc but do we HONOUR HIM with our words and actions We are humans and not perfect but SHOULD WE MOCK THE CORE COMPONENTS OF OUR FAITH

I was thinking of all this since Friday when a comedian was allowed in the stage at the EXPERIENCE to use a scripture in the Old Testament as foundation for his jokes! I LAUGHED also but later felt badly convicted and I said I will speak out - then this morning I received the message below in my whatsapp and I said - somebody feels the same way I do. It is long but worth reading -

FROM ANONYMOUS ......
I was brought up under very rigid church atmosphere, to humor during a sermon was almost Like a sin,,
Then came " knowledge" we felt we had been too religious, somewhat and somehow ,we threw away the baby with the bath water..
We introduced fun into services,
From dance steps to many other things ,
" to the pure all things are pure ", we must have quoted .
What we failed to see is the side effects of entertainment:
- Lightness
- Looseness
- Loquaciousness
- The spirit of lasciviousness prevailed .
Then the latest miasma ..
COMEDY
Sad enough, recently I found myself laugh at one of such instances ,and quickly I Checked myself " are you losing your mind " I asked myself -
Comical jokes and ridiculous jokes poked at scripturally awed activities!!!!!!
- Jokes about casting out demons ( when fewer believers actually cast out Demons )
- Mockery about tongues ( called a communication with the Father )
- Gifts of the spirit used as comedy and to generate hilarity ( whereas fewer believers walk in the gifts )
- Ministry of angels used as comical relief ..
- Judgment seat of Christ made to look like theatre too.
- Most vitally, preachers of the gospels in humor mannequin for laughs and fun.
The list goes on ..What exactly is happening

The Yorubas say " it's a bastard who uses his left hand to describe his fathers house "
We mustn't be so behaved .
We should know the importance of the above activities, things Christ purchased( made available ) with His blood, found only in His spirit
They can't be used for drama and comedy to laugh and jeer or cheer!!!
IT MUST STOP !

1 Timothy 3:15 KJV
[15] But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth.

A fellow told me: "laughter is medicine for the soul"
I said, "the laughter needed, Is it referring to laughing from a joke,or joy in the Holy Ghost ? There is joy in the Holy Ghost

Jesus demonstrated it, the church in act, Paul and the apostles taught it and they weren't referring to making a mockery of spiritual things .
Nothing wrong in humor but keep away things of the faith and verity

Like paul admonished -
Ephesians 5:4 KJV
[4] Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
Let's have the consecration of the old timers and behave ourselves in the house !

If your church members are carnal, no need feeding their carnality, feed them spiritual realities
Those of us here who believe these jesters and comedians are desecrating the altar of God should rise and oppose this when they are brought to your church.

Go meet the leadership in office and express your mind. Once we don't create an atmosphere of seriousness and worship, what right do we have to expect the manifestation of God's glory in our midst?
Jesters and mockers can go to wedding receptions and wherever.

Yet if you mock or despise holy things, you can still come under God's judgment.
They joke about the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus, choruses etc. When they are in trouble and need the blood or the Name, how can it work for them?
So there it is: what is the stance you will take Join the revelers or stand against MOCKERY in the name of COMEDY in Church activities and events
I have said my own!
Laila St. Matthew-Daniel
#IStandAgainstReligiousComedyInChurch
#HonourAndRespectForChrist

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/12/pastor-blasts-pastors-who-invite.html

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NYSC / Re: Corper Critically Sick In Sokoto NYSC Camp by guyla: 5:29pm On Dec 09, 2016
All these gals sef their mata taya me cos dey can endure 5hrs of nacking buh simple change of environment na wahala


Please shut up, if this is all you have to say in the face of current happenings in NYSC camps

Too many kids on Nairaland this days
Education / Re: Man Picks Boy Sent Out Of School In Awka And Decides To Train Him (Pics) by guyla: 4:24pm On Dec 07, 2016
[yes so that some other people will emulate and that way, we will have a better society

But does it really needs Publication and show-off??
Literature / Re: Please, Recommend a good book for a depressed fellow. by guyla: 1:50pm On Dec 01, 2016
The Bible please give it a trial
Religion / Re: “God Will Remove Your Name From Book Of Life If You Do MMM'' - Guy Cries Out by guyla: 1:44pm On Dec 01, 2016
I share his feelings I too was attracted to mmm due to the heavy return it guarantees but the spirit of God has kept ministering to me that it's a business that does not glorify God, so I refrained from doing it, praying that God will not let me fall

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Crime / Re: Lady Who Followed A Man To Hotel Bleeds Continuously After Sex - Facebook User by guyla: 1:52pm On Nov 29, 2016
Why blur the culprits's face, will that help to identify him?
The girl in question, I don't know what to say to greedy girls like you, how come you have all this pictures of the man, if you just met him and was drugged immediately
Some things don't add up here, you garnished this story to attract sympathy, I think you just met your waterloo

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Education / Re: Futo Supplementry Admission 2016 by guyla: 10:03am On Nov 23, 2016
Escapevelocity:

whats ur jamb reg number pls

65066017JD
Thanks
08064319202
Education / Re: Futo Supplementry Admission 2016 by guyla: 8:56pm On Nov 22, 2016
Escapevelocity:
Federal university of technology owerri has released the 2016/2017 sup admission into the university,those who applied through sup should go to the school portal and check
goodluck
cc Lalasticlala

Please assist me, I have checked but only saw admission for those that did not make Futo there prefferd ,
I don't know if they are yet to release admission for those that made Futo there preferred but still applied for supplementary
Thanks
Crime / Re: Man Says Thief Burnt In Lagos "Deserves To Die" by guyla: 7:01pm On Nov 17, 2016
I'm speechless, I felt for this boy no matter what he is human, but on a second thought, he could also be a monster when dealing with his victims, I remember how this hoodlums usually bang on my windscreen trying to force it open, at one occasion they forced open my car, pressed my neck on the steering and robbed me of my fone, money and other valuables yet a police post was like 100 metres away from the scene ,even tanker drivers at mile 2 where all watching while I was being robbed,
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2010 Leather Registered by guyla: 10:09pm On Nov 10, 2016
N1.4 M very serious buyer
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke's Prize Car Seized From Her (Photos) by guyla: 5:31pm On Oct 28, 2016
from all indications one can't help but believe the blackmail story , why was her prized car siezed, why did she hand over before the emergence of another queen, one would have thought that she will be present to crown the new queen, and why has UCHE nworah not said a word after he was indicted severally

Some peeps are truly above the law
Car Talk / Re: Educated Or Uneducated Mechanic? Which Is Better? by guyla: 10:38am On Oct 28, 2016
Please Where is Gazzuzz located,

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