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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by h20water(m): 2:03pm On Feb 20, 2018
Ojemedad:


Check you email again, I also received the text yesterday then I checked my mail and discovered they have sent it since 17th

just checked my spam box and saw it. thanks bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by h20water(m): 10:44am On Feb 20, 2018
I received the text yesterday that i have been short-listed and that i should check my email for my invitation but i am yet to receive the invitation. Please, what am i supposed to do? i wrote my exam on 11th of January. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by h20water(m): 8:14pm On Feb 19, 2018
i was invited to Lagos for the aptitude test. please, who else is going?
Religion / Re: What Makes You A Christian by h20water(m): 2:53pm On Feb 11, 2018
DeSepiero:


Yes! but if one can't live like him all the time, that doesn't stop one from being a Christian. Does it?

the bible will answer that question
Religion / Re: Is It Ok To Use Your Phone's Bible App Instead Of Your Bible In Church?? by h20water(m): 11:15am On Feb 11, 2018
In as much as it is not bad, it is not advisable judging from the fact that most things in our phones are not good. The bible is still better than the app. Hope this helps.
Religion / Re: What Makes You A Christian by h20water(m): 11:08am On Feb 11, 2018
adepeter2027:
What makes one a good Christian is "brainless-ness" & delusion
judging from the way you speak, i don't think you are a christian.
Religion / Re: What Makes You A Christian by h20water(m): 11:06am On Feb 11, 2018
DeSepiero:
Christians are simply people who believe in Christ and try to live according to the principles of his teaching.
Stop stressing yourself about being like Christ.
We are still saying the same thing only with different words. We strife for perfection because He is perfect.
Religion / What Makes You A Christian by h20water(m): 11:09pm On Feb 10, 2018
Many people are constantly being deceived that Christianity is all about the church you attend, the name you bear and stuffs like that.

Some believe that once you are baptized with water, that it will automatically make you a christian.

I don't know how this belief came to be. It may be misinformation or wrong interpretation on the part of the ministers or simply the fact that most Christians do not spend time to read and STUDY the bible.

I am not going to quote the bible here because most people will still read this and be convinced immediately that i am making sense or speaking the truth without doing the research on their own to verify what i am saying.

I'd rather prefer that you carry your bible and search it out YOURSELF before you conclude...it will make you believe what i am about to tell you.

The name CHRISTIAN was first given to the believers in Antioch who were living a Christ-like life. Their LIFESTYLE is identical to that of Christ who they are emulating.

It was so evident that the non-believers around were compelled to name them after Christ.

Their lifestyle made it possible for them, not just their names or the church they attend.

Now, the question you need to ask yourself is...am i living a life of a christian? Can somebody look at my lifestyle and call me a christian? Or am i one of those people that believes that their names or the churches they attend is enough to qualify them to be called Christians?

THE BIBLE IS THERE TO ANSWER ALL THIS QUESTIONS. God bless you.
Education / How To Pass Your University Exam In Nigeria by h20water(m): 11:44pm On Feb 02, 2018
We all know that examination is not the true test of knowledge. This is a known fact because there are many factors that come in to play during examination period. A brilliant student may fall sick and end up not performing to the best of his or her ability. A dull student can cheat and make all his papers. The lecturer may decide to be funny and give students what he did not teach them, hoping that they will fail (yea...it happens a lot). Some students also travel all the way from their village with one monitoring spirit or the other, following them up and down. With the above reasons and many more like that, you will agree with me that examination may not really be the true test of knowledge.

Nevertheless, 80% of failures in examinations are as a result of carelessness and negligence on the part of the students. Some student choose to fail without knowing it, some do know but simply did not care and at the end, they all point accusing fingers either at the lecturer or in most case scenario...DEVIL.

Well, today, i am going to give you ways and tricks on how to pass your exams with minimal stress. Nothing good comes easy, likewise what am about to teach you but hey...it is simple. so, sit back and enjoy the ride.

Study your lecturer

This is what most students do not know. They thought that exams start at the end of each semester but they thought WRONG. The hard truth is that exams begins with the first day your lecturer entered the class. He is a human being like you which means that he is predictable. You have to make out to study him or her. His/her personality. What type of question will he likely set? How does he want me to answer them? Does he like it simple or lengthy? Knowing your enemy is winning half of the battle and brilliant (not intelligent) students know this. To make it simpler for you, most if not all the lecturers give themselves away in class by telling you SPECIFICALLY what they want. Some even went as far as telling you the examination questions unconsciously and you just sit there and gaze at them

Now that you know this secret, wake up, start writing and if you do not attend class...i believe you know what to do

How good is your assessment

Many students neglect the power of 1 or 2 marks. They always develop cold feet when it comes to doing assignments, class test, projects and the rest of them. How do you expect to cook a nice, decent meal without spices? It doesn't make sense right? Well, that's what you have been doing with your grades. That is why you can write heaven and earth on the examination day and still end up with a B or C.

If you want to make that A you so much desire, then know it is the time to gather your SPICES

How good and loyal is your friend

A lot depends on your friend(s) if you really want to excel in the forth coming exam. There is a this quote that says "if you want to go fast, go alone. if you want to go far, go with friends." one tree cannot make a forest. You can't be everywhere at every given time. A lot of things can make you to miss class, test and other stuffs which can in the long run, affect your grade. If you don't have someone to let you know when there is a new material, or let you know when an impromptu test is going on or when a lecturer just entered the class...then you are missing a lot. Go out there and make friends that will take you to that destination.

This depends on the quality of your friends. I believe you will be prudent in choosing them (target people with the same goal).

Be prepared

i don't need to dwell on this. of course you know that if you do not read, you CAN'T pass. You cannot give what you don't have.

Read to understand the questions asked

During the examination, do not answer any question until you understand fully what you are expected to do. Were you asked to discuss or state? make sure you understood the question before you start answering because you may end up with a beautiful WRONG answer.

believe in yourself, you can do it.



if you carefully follow this guidelines...i am positive that your academic life will never remain the same.[i][/i]
Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Mike Adenuga’s Son by h20water(m): 5:59am On Feb 01, 2018
pol23:
#Adenuga and #bbn...
I understand nobody celebrate failure...
Some people were born great,it's nothing close to big deal everything He has done...
It's just a normal thing we've all done...
Paddy's Babaolowo agreed,he hasn't take risk like many of us...but that doesn't count if you're not on top there..
I use to buy portable electronics with my school fee to make little profit,I thought I was hustling until I saw someone sponsoring his education and sending his family something too.....Dude's doing good now..but nothing close to Paddy...
Life's not just fair...I thank God for my life.
I celebrate paddy.
I celebrate every hustler out there.
I celebrate myself.
i celebrate u man

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Romance / Re: Valentine's Day Is On Ash Wednesday... by h20water(m): 10:36am On Jan 30, 2018
Hahahaha...o kwala gi
Romance / Housewives by h20water(m): 11:29pm On Jan 22, 2018
In this modern era, where gender equality and feminism is on the high side. There are men especially in my country who believed that a woman should stay at home to take care of the house and children. It is more prevalent among the rich businessmen who thinks that woman are more prone to infidelity than men hence the popular belief.

There is also these group of women that prefers staying at home to enjoy their husband's wealth rather than going to work. Am not trying to accuse them of anything but am sure that laziness is not far from it.

As a housewife who doesn't go out because you are supposedly caged by your husband or you don't feel like going anywhere or you were busy doing all the house chores by yourself. I have a question for you...how many times do you clean yourself up in a day?

Most times when an individual decides to stay indoors, they are always reluctant to clean up. i mean brushing and even bathing. Guess the group that is more guilty of this....HOUSEWIVES!. Yea, you heard me right.

Men whose wives stay at home can attest to the fact that they often come back to meet their wives in the same state they left them in the morning. Imagine you came back after a hard day's work and your wife asked you how the day was and the odour from her mouth or sweat could not even allow you come close to her.

That is way out of line if you ask me, i mean its not cool. Most women lost their husbands to young girls who know how to freshen up and look nice when a man is around.

If you are reading this and you belong to this category of people, please do the needful. Don't give the flimsy excuse that you were very busy or too tired to do whats right because it could cost you your marriage.

Be wise
Religion / Re: The Real Reason Why God Prohibits Women Pastors by h20water(m): 12:00am On Jan 22, 2018
Geeklady:
There are 5 points I want to bring out about these passages:

Learn in silence
All subjection
Not to teach
Nor usurp authority over the man
Adam was first formed, then Eve
Learn in silence

It’s commanded that women should learn in silence and it’s mentioned twice. Why is this? Perhaps this passage in first Peter will shed some light on that

1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; 2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. 3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; 4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. 5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: 6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement. (1 Peter 3:1-6)

We see in the latter part of verse four that God considers a woman who is meek and quiet (silent) to be precious. This doesn’t mean women can’t ever speak; it just means they should guard against the fallen nature which is loud and proud (Prov 9:13; 7:11).

Silence and meekness are how godly women ought to behave because this is God’s will. So all Paul is doing is repeating God’s will, but this can’t be accomplished if she’s shepherding a church.

All subjection

The next word we find is “subjection;” this means obedience, yielding to another’s admonition or advice. This is the role of the wife concerning her husband. If the man isn’t telling his wife to disobey God, she should be submitting to her husband’s direction in all areas.

We must also remember why women were created: to help the man fulfill the call of God for his life (Gen 2:18-24). After the fall, God said that the husband would rule over his wife (Gen 3:16). This is because Adam initially submitted to his wife’s advice, disobeyed God, and perverted the roles. So God had to re-establish his order again. So how can a woman co-pastor the flock and be in subjection to her husband? She can’t.

Not to teach

Because a woman’s role is to support her husband in all subjection, she can’t fulfill her role as a woman if she’s teaching men at her local church. Teaching men requires authority and leading which isn’t in her role as a woman in relation to men and especially husbands. Instead, she should be learning, and if she has children, teaching them.

Nor usurp authority over the man

Usurp means to take (a position of power or importance) illegally or by force; this may have been what was happening in Timothy’s church back then, and what’s surely happening in many churches today—women taking the authority of men; and by force! As Paul says, this must not be tolerated.

Adam was first formed, then Eve

By stating that Adam was made first and then Eve, Paul was re-establishing order once again. God has set up an order, and it must be followed. It doesn’t matter if a woman has an anointing on her life, or a revelation to start a church, this isn’t her role.

She should be focused on supporting her husband in his duty as pastor. And if she’s not married, to concentrate on learning how to be that meek and quiet spirit God so treasures so she can adequately support that husband God brings her.

The order is: the husband leads, the wife follows and supports. The wife cannot co-pastor the church of God, this is not her role.

God bless u
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Confessed That She Cheated On Me And Begged To Be Forgiven. by h20water(m): 11:03pm On Dec 28, 2017
CorGier:
Its what they do brah, they fūck around - every single one of them. Do as you please with her. But hey, go get yourself tested for STIs, Lord knows what else she's been keeping from you.

Girls have no sense of loyalty, smh.

And guys do?
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Nigeria: Why We Lost Against Super Eagles – Coach Jorge Sampaoli by h20water(m): 10:11am On Nov 15, 2017
Oya come and beat us nah. Win don win, lose don lose...chikena

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TV/Movies / Re: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by h20water(m): 6:18pm On Nov 05, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by h20water(m): 7:30am On Nov 04, 2017
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Thanks
TV/Movies / Re: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by h20water(m): 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2017
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Tanx a lot
TV/Movies / Re: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by h20water(m): 6:53am On Oct 27, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 4:15pm On Oct 18, 2017
selflessmaya:
i hate every household chore especially making beds. i refuse to subject myself to chores, they're so stressful. i can't deal.




U are joking right?
Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz In Our Ears? by h20water(m): 11:15am On Aug 08, 2017
Probably for the same reason why u knock on the door of the toilet before you enter.
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 6:52am On Aug 04, 2017
Alero3Arubi:
Buying under wear
this one is new wink
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 9:12pm On Aug 03, 2017
people get problem for this world o. Hahahahaha
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 7:29pm On Aug 03, 2017
iamsirmichael1:
I hate washing plates like hell angry
I feel your pain dear
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 7:27pm On Aug 03, 2017
dingbang:
lol.. I just wish we just pooed without having to wipe ass... Like I mean the ass just closes itself automatically without the poo touching the butt cheeks...
imagine a world full of 'asses' like that
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 6:47pm On Aug 03, 2017
dingbang:
Wiping my ass.....
omg. is it that bad?
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 6:46pm On Aug 03, 2017
dingbang:
Wiping my ass.....
omg. is it that bad?
Romance / What Is That Thing You Hate Doing For Yourself by h20water(m): 5:29pm On Aug 03, 2017
No doubt, everyone is facing this problem everywhere. I have met some people that hate brushing their mouth, bathing and all those weird stuffs. You cant explain it but you just hate doing it (laziness). Lets have fun...by sharing this weird stuffs you cant do for yourself.

I will start with myself...I hate ironing my clothes.
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Fino To Give N250,000 For Today's Match. by h20water(m): 7:29am On Apr 20, 2017
Phyno the playmaker
Politics / Re: Victim Of Today's Bomb Blast In Borno Receiving Treatment In Hospital (Photo) by h20water(m): 6:06pm On Jan 25, 2017
May God save Nigeria
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