I don't believe in love at first sight
I wanna be ambidexterous
I tested -ve for HIV
I've seen someone die
I want to sky dive for some reason

Rites of passage indeed

Lol yes o I'm a weirdo lefty

topic,

I'm missing two wisdom teeth
I'm missing an appendix . . . even though I don't miss it. Of course that wouldn't prevent my kids from having theirs.
I've been bladed before
I ran into glass on a rainy day and there's a scar there, do you see it?
I keep liking people who probably don't like me . . . strange

ibkaye:

lol you make me sound devious

Not blatantly.  I do appreciate the words of comfort though your heirness. it's cute.

I don't have a fav color
I don't have a fav food
I'm left handed  
I might have broken a bone or two
I don't eat pork

Pweety4me:

_{Ok wat areas do u wanna start working on?}

My thorax.

ibkaye:

would it do any good to say you're my favourite person on this forum?

lol you smooth operator you. how much i love your flattery. always cooking up the right set of words to bring me relief.

you mean to tell me that american women are still getting married to nigerian men lol

tanimz:

Its 2am for the United States, she's probably talking about another country.

okay gotcha

pwetty4me,
there's love for those who believe

I wanna watch she's out of my league
I don't give up easily
I can be not so nice sometimes
I enjoy amala dudu and egusi
I'm craving some Dundun and Akara

Ain't nothing mean aout the truth it's all good.

tanimz:

March 14th 2am EST

Okay now I'm confused. You nigerians are confusing people.

I thought she said upper saturday

k sorry o

Amigoz:

Nope. the upper saturday H202

oh, is that so? t hank you love.

Pweety4me:

_{Hmmm i wouldn't advise u 2 do that because i am already obese. . .}

then we can lose weight together. it's a sign of love.

I think we shift clocks tonight.

Pweety4me:

_{You & me always. . .hehe so r u gonna get a personal coach or wat?}

you can be my personal coach lol

Noisy babes turn me off
I'm a bad cook
I'm a student
I think black girls are hot
I think distance is the best remedy sometimes

ibkaye:

5. I love with all my heart

Hah this is a lie. Why you don't love me then?

From indifference to reverence na wa

Why would you feel embarrassed? Ignore the rest. It's just you and me.

I don't smile much
I'm an introvert
I can watch sportscenter all day
I love vanilla

Aw come back

I think maybe I haven't disvirgin but I don't remember

I only like making promises involving love
if they pick on me i will also pick on them.

1) I just dont' give a sh**
2) Women who act like they're too big to be loved make me barf
3) I'm 4o years old now
4) I have a one pack
5) I don't like clubbing

we must keep nollywood.

Pweety4me:

_{Stop being so hard all d tyme show more of your 9ice side. . .}

i ain't hard . . . unless maybe you're referring to something else.
it's just people picking on me nau, please dfend me o

ladies joint here?

i'm kind of Hot, can i find a hooker here?

please don't abuse me o

Pweety4me:

_{I no know oo u seem rude & very greedy. . .}

menini how offensive.
i'm quite nice and full of respect. i just have a lotta enemies.

^i can't disagree with you at all.

Pweety4me:

_{Lolz desirable?but what about your character is dat desirable hehe}?

you mean you have no idea that my character is one of my perks 

smotherlover

maedan:


GOAT.

i love you too baby