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[quote author=A-40 link=topic=175042.msg2875154#msg2875154 date=1222815925]Don't even go the sexist route because you Nairaland girls are the most sexist i have seen in ages[/quote]Thank you for pointing that out. As sexist as they are, one would think they would be more prone to become lesbians. Despite it all they still want Naija men.

sistawoman:
H2O2 I love you but the post was ment to be funny and you are too serious.

If you say so.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177692.msg2875074#msg2875074 date=1222814418]You just realized it?

H202, I love you but your mouth is too foul^{prolly going to yab me}[/quote]Obsessing are we?

sistawoman:
I take then you disagree with my point. Lets discuss. What was shitty about my example and what was stupid about my statement.

I can only comment based on personal experience unless I conduct research and surveys.

But I am open to debate on this with you.

My point is, it wasn't even a point to begin with so there's nothing to be discussed.

You used one useless encounter with a gigolo of a man to conclude that men are blah

sistawoman:
Men

Men think that with enough money any woman will cheat.

For example:

Just today as i walking during my lunch break to run some arrands a man, Nigerian, stoped me. He said to me you are so beautiful is that ring on your finger for real. My reply was yes. He asked me if i ever thought of cheating on my husband and I said no never. He said why u are beautiful and beautiful women should be pampered by many men. I said to him Okomi would have my head if i ever cheated on him and he is the love of my life so the only true man that i i need.
He had a look of shock as I said Okomi so i asked did i pronounce it wrong and he said no you did just fine but where did you learn the language. I said Okomi. he told me that he was sure he had more money then Okomi could ever have and if given the chance he could treat me in a way that Okomi could never treat me.
i thanked him for his compliment and told him i was not interested.
He said that he worked there (pointed to building) tried to hand me his business card and said i should look him up if i ever change my mind. That i could stay married but his money would be enough to make a woman like me happy for life. He said he is also married to an oyinbo but would love to have a sista like me by his side.

He thought that with his money he could get me. He kept fiddling with his pocket, offered to take me lunch or dinner or just drinks after work. He wasted way too much of my time but because i am nice i did not tell him to kiss my ass.

O please, be quiet. You made a stupid statement and tried using an even [s]shittier[/i] example to try to back it up.

I would hate to betray my child's trust.

But I guess it's a

"Child, before I get you this phone, I want you to know that I will go through it periodically."

kind of thing.

Your pessimism about the future of our great-but-underachieving country depresses the bloody shit out of me.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=170131.msg2811658#msg2811658 date=1221596583]What vile words cometh from thy mouth
You, nothing but a mere mortal deserve to be trampled under my heels
Men of higher standard knee before me to beg for my kiss, my touch, and my sweet notes that once praised you
Men of better heritage searched the means to my mirth
and you, you, dare to spill atrocious poison from thy decayed lips
If I were a witch, your body the birds I feed
Scorn of my naivety, you stand
You think yourself a god, a man to be idolized?
Have you not pondered why the goats follow you like obedient children?
Because you're of their kind- useless, worthless
Joke and pity, I take of you
I now see my words hath stretched thy head for them you think yourself worthy
Away, I send thee from my glorious presence
For with the wretched, unwanted, you belong.[/quote]Quiet you! Maggot,
You do advance your drivel the more.
Hath thou truly civil and courteous,
You would not to me my heart cause pain and injury.
Shame! The scorn of the gods thou very well deserve
Tempt no more the hatred of my spirit,
For I doth become ill when I look on thee.
I'll forever run from thee, and hide me in the forests,
And leave thy bosoms to the mercy of wild vultures.
In the most seeable truth, I repeat,
I love thee not; I say refrain, pursue me no longer
Get thee gone, away from my noble sight.
Keep thy hymen and crotch to thyself,
They belong not to me, but the hateful soul who doth love thee to peril

Come forth fair Sisikill, to thine heart belongs my love

What sort of headless monk would bother to ponder this question.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=170131.msg2807262#msg2807262 date=1221529891]Ohhh, the shards have fallen, fallen into the organ that so beat rigorously, hidden between my ribs.
My eyes are now widen and wise, they have witnessed the cruelty you bestowed upon me,
The fair maiden by the river, the maiden that sorrowfully wept in pain as you discarded her
As you disregarded her love for nothing more than decayed grapes
One by one, the tissues of my heart rebelled against me, as they bled in anguish
'Cruel, dark knight, you have done your deed
You're now shielded, away from my prowling eyes, away from my sweet voice that once praised your beauty.
You are now free, forever. . . . again.


I for cannot endure the heartbreak, I must now leave. I willingly banish myself from your presence.[/quote]Full of vexation cometh I again,
Awoken by the miserable dissonance of your neverending whine,
How hurtful my fingers get from typing to a peasant so void of respect;
Had I your ribs, to the dogs I would feed them.
Love, what say you? Woe unto your love!
A love would with honor itself kill, away from your dirty grip.
Not even a baboon's ass would be fit for your love.
Sickness and disease, dare I lay my fists upon it,
Would be my gift to your docile heart
Fly you to a world with Satan's sons to feast.
The jaws of darkness, your bestfriends they should become.
You most cruel truant,
You speak of your presence as if it were mammoth,
Your measly presence could not a fly feel.
Away, stray in the bushes which you belong,
To mingle with wild beasts (like klip) which feed you with feces.

I'm kind of mad. I typed a lengthier response that was lost to the server.


Desist you lowly serpent!
How cowardly of you to make such mockery of a most esteemed prince
The more you ramble the hateful I get
Your presence, your figure, both do digust me
I am gloated by your most deceitful words.
Not even your wildest imaginations could award you my love

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=170131.msg2807147#msg2807147 date=1221526104]Oh fair, handsome Knight.
Thy words are like the droplets of water on my skin,
they serve as the softener of my heart
Oh young Knight, do me the honor of revealing to me what is in thy heart.
Can your damsel hope it's she that makes thy heart jump like the grasshoppers on the lily? [/quote]LOL!
Dearest funny bunny,
Damsel, say you?
Same damsel which behaves like a frog in my presence.
Damsel, I say, only at mouth.

Thou art misled, to think my heart prays for thee
My heart is filled with curses that may a damsel's leg break.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=170131.msg2807119#msg2807119 date=1221525157]Excuse me?
Curse you? I never!
It's the other way around[/quote]Of course thou does that, fair lady. To deny it is to lie. But forgiven art thou. I don't breed malice in my heart, you know that.

Oh, how romantic. To what do I owe these spoils? It must be your birthday, or else you would have cursed me out by now.

What have I to do with it? Abi na me you wan lofu ni? Oya run come, quick!

What do you expect? I had to do that. You were madly in love, so I had to get you off your high horse.

I'm never scary. It's just a thought you like deliberating in your head. You know I'm a most gentlemanly guy. You of all people can attest to that.