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vivaladiva what did i start ? hmm

Valentine's day indeed.

yes o me good well well

cintia:
can you imagine i have one as a friend,in his mind am his girlfriend, while in school he knew i had a date and thinks i don't sleep with the guy. You see how virgins thinks.
He still takes me as girlfriend while am planning my wedding.hahahahahaha
Virgin, NO WAY

mufuckinidiot. no worry, you go pay. your own time dey come lol
i watch movies about girls like you all the time.  

igbeyin lo loku ada as the yoruba say

maybe i should open a new thread titled nasty things women do

lol

vivaladiva:
i repeat nooooooo===all the endless tutorial====hmmm but then i cld turn him into my s=e=x slave since he is a jjc

no need for tutorials. emancipate your perspectives from primitive ways of thinking. if a man's gonna know how to Bleep you good he will, irrespective of his status as a virgin entering marriage lol.

i'm a freak so i would know.

Anarii:
@H2O2, I like your username

well when 2 hydrogens and 2 oxygens get together,
sorta like the birds and the bees haha

Lol thank you ma. Yours ain't bad either.

hope you good

Lol yeur right neugrolover. I heard how nasty y'all females get. Especially in them bathrooms. When women get to gossiping and spilling the beans on other females is when the dirty little secrets come out.

you will hear how Sherifa wore the same underwear for 4 straight days.

Lol negro please .

Girls have down under too don't y'all

first kiss lol first kiss lol first kiss

i reluctantly accepted my first kiss. wasn't ready for it. the babe was dying for it.

when was it . . . a couple of years or so ago to this month(??)

my mouth and i were nervous and jerky during the session.  I fidgeted and pulsated throughout the whole thing.

improved tremendously soon thereafter

I don't know how to kiss, can any of you ladies teach me

Nothing at all. ko si big deal.

Like a tearjerker, I compulsively jerked off all day lubricating my hand with my singles-awareness tears.

Then I went to the gym and shaked some poor chaps' hands without washing off the nastiness.

valentine my foot i dey go gym

bluespice:
Need to find someone that gets stuff i like

just tell them what you like so they can get it for you next time

Or if you're lucky enough to be single, go on a hunt for the desperate single ladies who are pining and pissed that they are without romantic lovers on valentine's day. Guaranteed sex, I heard.

Welcome to the world of the singles.

Call me the tearjerker.

I will be chronically masterbating obsessively and compulsively all day while lubricating my hands with my tears.

Then I will go outside and shake some poor chap's hands without washing off the remnants.

You'll find one soon. hang in there.

give her a taste of her own medicine

tell her you need space

Maybe it should be renamed Happy Florists Day.
Valentine's day is like the world cup for florists.
The amount of red I see is enough to replace the blue sky above.

nezerst:
I bet u r not more than 16,

i'm actually 10.

Anyway sha na u get your mouth, if u like use am chop poo.
I still maintain that u guys should get a life and stop whinning on nairaland.

you're here with us bickering about the same "poo"
so since you're not using your life either, can I have it?

nezerst:
Sometimes some men(or boys) actually seem not to be in control of their lives.
If u dont want to spend your money or time on a gal on a vals day or any other day for that matter,
stop whinning and dont do it. Never heard anyone got killed for it!

yea omg, shaking in our boots, our lives are over 
emptyhead

ayettymama:
another forum for the BAGS to complain

Broke Men And thier Girlfriends!!!
shior

your life depends on made men that you long to dig
tell us something we don't already know

Would marriage now make the sparks appear?
Dating is what you make of it.
If you continue to systemically ignite and re-light the sparks as you go along, there's no reason to be bored.
Moreover, the more enduring relationships are ones where the lovers grow into the best of friends.

It's not only guys that are wicked - ladies too.

Lol did you not buy her recharge cards?

Use it as an excuse to break up with her then.

Better opportunities await you as a "single" on valentine's day.

my friend sharrap, be a man.
load up on booze and drink yourself into stupor

it's just a commercial holiday to extort money from you. be glad you're out of that hole now

Nope. Won't bother. Waste of time.
Maybe uncle doesn't wanna be alone
or he hasn't found a replacement toto yet
either way waste of precious time

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=398108.msg5512609#msg5512609 date=1266175239]na threat, dont fall for it, if she wants to leave, bid her farewell. if she is not matured enough to tell u exactly what is bothering her she is not matured enough to be in a relationship period, all these their silly hint sef [/quote]lol yup. don't know why women keep expecting men to be professional mind readers.

lol yu're funny

Jazz ftw

I'm ready for love. I'm seriously ready.

IF I see another one of those vermont teddy bears commercial I swear I'm going to punch someone.

If you have to ask this silly question I'm afraid you already know the answer.

But we'll pretend that you're not sleeping with her.  Let's say you were only "lying next to her or on top of her".