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Health › Re: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by Haakeem(m): 8:58pm On Dec 10, 2023
Thegamingorca:
grin

Stay out of the kitchen if you can't take the heat
Na me be that kitchen, let the werey try reply rubis.h again.
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by Haakeem(m): 8:34pm On Dec 10, 2023
Neoteny7:
And how do you know what's on WebMD is not rubbish?

Stop talking with authority if your way of thinking is so puerile.

Maybe you should get your medical diagnosis from Wikipedia or Facebook.

Imagine a surgeon asking ChatGPT how to stitch you up after a major surgery.

undecided
What is the bolded supposed to mean?
I thought I was dealing with a mature person.
Are you okay?
Can't you make your point without going savage?
Crime › Re: Anambra Man Accused Of Killing His Mother & Sister & Burying Them In Enugu by Haakeem(m): 7:51pm On Dec 10, 2023
Mamayam:
So, does that frees him from any blame?
day play.
Dey should beat that madness out of his body.
Food › Re: What I Bought From Market With 10k by Haakeem(m): 7:49pm On Dec 10, 2023
fineboynl:
this is just below quarter of what i want to buy. I went there because of the ogbono so i just from there buy the rest things to complete the money, I don’t like egusi and beans, And I don’t joke with ogbono and pounded yam.

so This week i’m going another place for 25kg polish rice, buddies of yams that’s good for pounded yam, and all other things stage by stage. It’s for the holiday season and budgeting 70-90k.

And they will carry me to next year January
Everyone with their choices of food sha.
I dislike any slippery soup.
Egusi is the king of all soup.
Agree😅?
Romance › Re: Garri Trend Vs Indomie Trend, Which One Kills The Day? by Haakeem(m): 3:44pm On Dec 10, 2023
Zonefree:
Be sincere, if you're to choose between that girls indomie and 4 cups of Garri, who will choose?
indomie not the girl.

Gari of course.
Romance › Re: Garri Trend Vs Indomie Trend, Which One Kills The Day? by Haakeem(m): 3:33pm On Dec 10, 2023
There's this girl I've been ordering noodles and eggs from these days, I don't know what she adds to it.
Very appetizing and just 500 naira.
If not I thought of what Garri had done for me, I would have picked that girl indomie over it😩
Food › Re: What I Bought From Market With 10k by Haakeem(m): 3:19pm On Dec 10, 2023
advanceDNA:
How did u arrive at the conclusion he doesn't have a babe??

So pple wey get babe no fit go market again...dey must wait for babe to come and run their needs
No mind am.
Food › Re: What I Bought From Market With 10k by Haakeem(m): 3:08pm On Dec 10, 2023
How many days would it last you?
But wait o, watin you dey use ogbono for🤮.
Why not use the money and buy more egusi instead?
Your choice tho👍.
Education › Re: Help Me Solve This Logarithmic Question by Haakeem(m): 3:07pm On Dec 10, 2023
The answer is 24.
O hell yeah 🙄😒.
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by Haakeem(m): 3:04pm On Dec 10, 2023
Neoteny7:
Not better.

WebMD is not a reliable substitute for qualified medical diagnosis. No doctor worth his salt would do that.
It's still better than him formulating rubbish and telling you.
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by Haakeem(m): 11:51am On Dec 10, 2023
Neoteny7:
I once visited a doctor in Nigeria. As i was telling him my symptoms i saw him using his iPad to check on WebMD.

All his "professional" medical advice came from WebMD.
Isn't it better than him coming up with scrap and then feeding it to you?
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by Haakeem(m): 11:46am On Dec 10, 2023
DrAda:
Same concerns apply to all professions
Are you a doctor or one of your relatives are.
Hmm maybe your friends.
Why are you pained?
Health › Re: Share Your Experience With An Incompetent Doctor. by Haakeem(m): 11:31am On Dec 10, 2023
Always consult Google any time you are these so called "doctors'. . Most of the people we call doctors nowadays are young children who weren't smart enough to pass jamb, and their parents used alternative admission routes to help them study Medicine.
Moral of my epistle: The doctors don't always know better.
nonsense
Crime › Re: Anambra Man Accused Of Killing His Mother & Sister & Burying Them In Enugu by Haakeem(m): 8:36am On Dec 10, 2023
If they conduct their investigation well, they will uncover that the murderer has brain issues meaning he is not alright and might soon run mad.
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 8:28am On Dec 10, 2023
Wainey:
will the power bank light up his apartment?
you people don't get my point.
I'll have to do some editing then.
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 6:10am On Dec 10, 2023
Usmanovic95:
The issue is not the power bank , the issue is the source of power to get the power bank fully charged.The situation of power is so erratic,you can't depend on it.Abi person go dey use power bank charge power bank?
then opt in for solar power.
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:48pm On Dec 09, 2023
Kepukepu:
It's you who's living lowlife. Life is more than just pressing phone dude
You remind me of my uncle.
Lol.
Your children go suffer for your hand.
Your type wouldn't allow them to go digital.
Olden days mentality full your head, find a way to get rid of it.
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2023
Kepukepu:
E say power bank, you think life is all about pressing phone?
What is this one saying.
Throw away your phone away na.
It's like you don't know how to read sef.
Romance › Re: How Do I Get My Facebook Group Bac... by Haakeem(op): 10:36pm On Dec 09, 2023
Evolutionism:
You no get GUN??
Gun no fit solve this matter jare.
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:35pm On Dec 09, 2023
Usmanovic95:
How do you charge the power bank when the power get exhausted?
Get a 60000mah powerbank find a way to get it fully charged.
It would last you for 2weeks.
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:33pm On Dec 09, 2023
Kepukepu:
You that said power bank, shey na village stream u dey fetch water?
you no sabi read?
Go school you say na bush be the way.
Now get out of my quote box!
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:29pm On Dec 09, 2023
jmoore:
Powerbank to pump water?
be like say something they worry you.
What does it take you to explain to me so that I'll understand that you needed light to run other heavy stuff.
You decided to go salvage.
Werey.
Modified; I thought it was op sef.
Hey you! Was I talking to you?
Mind your self.
Romance › How Do I Get My Facebook Group Bac... by Haakeem(op): 10:21pm On Dec 09, 2023
I made a post not too long ago stating that I wanted to sell off a Facebook group of 200k members.
It was tough getting a serious buyer.
Yeah, I eventually sold it off for 38k.
The situation now is that I want the group back because the group is developing like ma.d and the owner is not even advertising it.
I regret selling it off.
Does anyone have an idea of how I could seize the group back? And of course, I don't have intentions of refunding any mother fuc.ker.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th December 2023 by Haakeem(m): 9:52pm On Dec 09, 2023
Ance4Liverpool:
hahahahahaha liverpool will chop man u like moi moi at anfield i can bet my babe on that
I no go make mouth since you want me to😡
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th December 2023 by Haakeem(m): 9:34pm On Dec 09, 2023
Ance4Liverpool:
Another win for my darling liverpool
dey play.
It's either draw or man u win the game.
Politics › Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m):
Go get your self a nice powerbank for your phones.
Romance › Re: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by Haakeem(m): 9:20pm On Dec 09, 2023
TheWinterBird:
The man just didn't like her enough. An oyinbo man will take care of you well if he likes you.
this is not a movie lady!
Embrace reality.

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