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CrimeRe: Anambra Man Accused Of Killing His Mother & Sister & Burying Them In Enugu by Haakeem(m): 8:36am On Dec 10, 2023
If they conduct their investigation well, they will uncover that the murderer has brain issues meaning he is not alright and might soon run mad.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 8:28am On Dec 10, 2023
Wainey:
will the power bank light up his apartment?
you people don't get my point.
I'll have to do some editing then.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 6:10am On Dec 10, 2023
Usmanovic95:
The issue is not the power bank , the issue is the source of power to get the power bank fully charged.The situation of power is so erratic,you can't depend on it.Abi person go dey use power bank charge power bank?
then opt in for solar power.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:48pm On Dec 09, 2023
Kepukepu:
It's you who's living lowlife. Life is more than just pressing phone dude
You remind me of my uncle.
Lol.
Your children go suffer for your hand.
Your type wouldn't allow them to go digital.
Olden days mentality full your head, find a way to get rid of it.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2023
Kepukepu:
E say power bank, you think life is all about pressing phone?
What is this one saying.
Throw away your phone away na.
It's like you don't know how to read sef.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get My Facebook Group Bac... by Haakeem(op): 10:36pm On Dec 09, 2023
Evolutionism:
You no get GUN??
Gun no fit solve this matter jare.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:35pm On Dec 09, 2023
Usmanovic95:
How do you charge the power bank when the power get exhausted?
Get a 60000mah powerbank find a way to get it fully charged.
It would last you for 2weeks.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:33pm On Dec 09, 2023
Kepukepu:
You that said power bank, shey na village stream u dey fetch water?
you no sabi read?
Go school you say na bush be the way.
Now get out of my quote box!
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m): 10:29pm On Dec 09, 2023
jmoore:
Powerbank to pump water?
be like say something they worry you.
What does it take you to explain to me so that I'll understand that you needed light to run other heavy stuff.
You decided to go salvage.
Werey.
Modified; I thought it was op sef.
Hey you! Was I talking to you?
Mind your self.
RomanceHow Do I Get My Facebook Group Bac... by Haakeem(op): 10:21pm On Dec 09, 2023
I made a post not too long ago stating that I wanted to sell off a Facebook group of 200k members.
It was tough getting a serious buyer.
Yeah, I eventually sold it off for 38k.
The situation now is that I want the group back because the group is developing like ma.d and the owner is not even advertising it.
I regret selling it off.
Does anyone have an idea of how I could seize the group back? And of course, I don't have intentions of refunding any mother fuc.ker.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th December 2023 by Haakeem(m): 9:52pm On Dec 09, 2023
Ance4Liverpool:
hahahahahaha liverpool will chop man u like moi moi at anfield i can bet my babe on that
I no go make mouth since you want me to😡
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th December 2023 by Haakeem(m): 9:34pm On Dec 09, 2023
Ance4Liverpool:
Another win for my darling liverpool
dey play.
It's either draw or man u win the game.
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Excessively Poor Electricity Supply? by Haakeem(m):
Go get your self a nice powerbank for your phones.
RomanceRe: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by Haakeem(m): 9:20pm On Dec 09, 2023
TheWinterBird:
The man just didn't like her enough. An oyinbo man will take care of you well if he likes you.
this is not a movie lady!
Embrace reality.
RomanceRe: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by Haakeem(m): 9:16pm On Dec 09, 2023
mrrandomguy:
She thought that her waist beads a.k.a. ileke idi will work on the oyinbo man like it does on the Nigerian men whose destinies have been locked in prisons in the marine kingdom.

In the past, waist beads was common among Northerners, villagers or local girls, and aṣewo. Almost all women of all culture, tribe and status now wear waist beads. It was not so before. Even sophisticated Christian women, Yoruba and Ibo women now wear it.

It has become so rampant nowadays that about 18 out of 20 women have it on their waist.

Men/boys will say "I cannot marry or date or have sex with a lady that is not wearing waist beads"...

But those who understand the times and seasons will know that this trend they call fashion is not ordinary. It is from the marine kingdom!


To all Nigerian men who have slept with waistbead wearing women, surrender your lives to Jesus Christ and be saved.
Keep quiet!
RomanceRe: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by Haakeem(m): 9:13pm On Dec 09, 2023
She thought it was Nigeria.
She ain't seen anything yet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 9th December 2023 by Haakeem(m): 9:11pm On Dec 09, 2023
All of una wey they bet.
Una think say na life ahbi?
Okay O.
RomanceRe: I Will Rather Die Young Than Have Children In Poverty by Haakeem(m): 1:47pm On Dec 09, 2023
Lol people funny sha.
So you think by doing giveaway GOD would forgive your sins.
Dey play.
PoliticsRe: Why is this appearing on my profile? by Haakeem(m): 8:52am On Dec 09, 2023
Mrfksb1:
answer this question yourself why do you love a prophet who's 50yrs of age sex a Young child of 9yrs old

Would you allow me marry your daughter at 9 and made love to her?

If you say in their time it was accepted then such person teachings shouldn't be accepted this time if you won't allow me fvck your 9 years old daughter right now
I'll continue saying it.
You are a f0ol.
RomanceRe: Tecno Pop4 Giveaway by Haakeem(m): 7:02am On Dec 09, 2023
Pop series are nonsense jare, especially pop 1 to 5.
Pop 5 pro make sense a little.
PoliticsRe: Why is this appearing on my profile? by Haakeem(m): 6:55am On Dec 09, 2023
Mrfksb1:
at least I am better than sheep like you who believes you only need to read a stupid book from saudi Arabic to make heaven ode
When last did you step that your wretched foot into a church premises?
But you are here saying poo about other people religion when you are nt even serious bout yours.
Na f0ol you be I swear.
PoliticsRe: Why is this appearing on my profile? by Haakeem(m): 6:40am On Dec 09, 2023
Mrfksb1:
Mere words with nothing meaningful. That's how we decieved them back them even in their mosque lol

You think mere words can change anything?

Hahaha


Imagine a prophet being killed by a poison from a slave Jewish girl he slept with
bros na f0ol you be o.
RomanceRe: See Someone's Future Wife by Haakeem(m): 11:49pm On Dec 08, 2023
Jeon:
Stop thinking with your dick, the reason We Nigerians have a very low IQ.



Fake story + putting on waist trainer for 9months.Are there no side effects.Make unah dy use sense. So no one noticed changes in her for 9 months?,she is always on waist trainer for 24/7? , no one visited her unannounced during the period? dont tell me that her friend mouth is sealed without involving 3rd party.
No one saw her throwing the baby away or raising an alarm over an unknown dead baby? .
both you and your parents are included so e no pain me.
CrimeRe: Will I Be Charged For Crime If I Rape An Armed Intruder In My Home? by Haakeem(m): 11:34pm On Dec 08, 2023
Mynd44:
You will be rightly jailed if you do.

Why? You are expected to stand your ground if one can to defend your property and safety so you can respond with violence or act violently if you believe you are in danger (you have to prove this) but when you have neutralized the person, you are expected to restrain the person or allow the person escapw and then stop all violent acts.

Raping the person means you have neutralized the person yet you continued an act of violence which is this case is rape and you will be arrested alongside the intruder
Why you tell am na.
RomanceRe: +18: I'll Soon Have Erectile Dysfunction [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 11:24pm On Dec 08, 2023
Indeed money makes one forget about their religion.
I know this would somehow touch your heart, but I know you would say something nasty to coverup the shame and make me feel bad.
Money!
FamilyRe: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 3:30pm On Dec 08, 2023
erniok:
Dey calm down dey digest issue. Your blood too hot. I was referring to the guy you quoted but you had to attack me. No vex, na me chuk mouth for wetin no concern me.
I been get anger issue, maybe that why I no see clearly, no vex😅
FamilyRe: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:28pm On Dec 07, 2023
erniok:
Bro, small children full nairaland.
na you dey behave like small picken.
Check am out.
FamilyRe: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:18pm On Dec 07, 2023
Checkwell:
Show your dad some love, no matter what. Bringing personal matters online doesn't really make sense. Truth is, nobody get your time.
be like say something dey worry you.
FamilyRe: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:14pm On Dec 07, 2023
nairalanda1:
Reminds me of one similar story that i won't go into details, about a man my parents knew.

Suffice it to know, that when the man died, and someone called my parents and informed them....see when my parents hear someone they know is dead, they would at the very least feel sad and say some good things...but for this man, (You can guess..lol).

Someone whose wife and children suffered at his hand well well.
oga try they type in readable something abeg.
I'm confused asfk nw😡
FamilyRe: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:13pm On Dec 07, 2023
tunjijones:
Yea good story with happy ending.

Most story don't end up like this.

Sarah wld most likely be a prostitute with like 4 children from 3 fathers living in a dingy in PH and David wld probably be a street guy who sells weed to survive roaming around the street or a kidnapper in rumokoro.
Werey

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