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Romance › Re: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by Haakeem(m): 9:16pm On Dec 09, 2023
mrrandomguy:
She thought that her waist beads a.k.a. ileke idi will work on the oyinbo man like it does on the Nigerian men whose destinies have been locked in prisons in the marine kingdom.

In the past, waist beads was common among Northerners, villagers or local girls, and aṣewo. Almost all women of all culture, tribe and status now wear waist beads. It was not so before. Even sophisticated Christian women, Yoruba and Ibo women now wear it.

It has become so rampant nowadays that about 18 out of 20 women have it on their waist.

Men/boys will say "I cannot marry or date or have sex with a lady that is not wearing waist beads"...

But those who understand the times and seasons will know that this trend they call fashion is not ordinary. It is from the marine kingdom!


To all Nigerian men who have slept with waistbead wearing women, surrender your lives to Jesus Christ and be saved.
Keep quiet!
Romance › Re: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by Haakeem(m): 9:13pm On Dec 09, 2023
She thought it was Nigeria.
She ain't seen anything yet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 9th December 2023 by Haakeem(m): 9:11pm On Dec 09, 2023
All of una wey they bet.
Una think say na life ahbi?
Okay O.
Romance › Re: I Will Rather Die Young Than Have Children In Poverty by Haakeem(m): 1:47pm On Dec 09, 2023
Lol people funny sha.
So you think by doing giveaway GOD would forgive your sins.
Dey play.
Politics › Re: Why is this appearing on my profile? by Haakeem(m): 8:52am On Dec 09, 2023
Mrfksb1:
answer this question yourself why do you love a prophet who's 50yrs of age sex a Young child of 9yrs old

Would you allow me marry your daughter at 9 and made love to her?

If you say in their time it was accepted then such person teachings shouldn't be accepted this time if you won't allow me fvck your 9 years old daughter right now
I'll continue saying it.
You are a f0ol.
Romance › Re: Tecno Pop4 Giveaway by Haakeem(m): 7:02am On Dec 09, 2023
Pop series are nonsense jare, especially pop 1 to 5.
Pop 5 pro make sense a little.
Politics › Re: Why is this appearing on my profile? by Haakeem(m): 6:55am On Dec 09, 2023
Mrfksb1:
at least I am better than sheep like you who believes you only need to read a stupid book from saudi Arabic to make heaven ode
When last did you step that your wretched foot into a church premises?
But you are here saying poo about other people religion when you are nt even serious bout yours.
Na f0ol you be I swear.
Politics › Re: Why is this appearing on my profile? by Haakeem(m): 6:40am On Dec 09, 2023
Mrfksb1:
Mere words with nothing meaningful. That's how we decieved them back them even in their mosque lol

You think mere words can change anything?

Hahaha


Imagine a prophet being killed by a poison from a slave Jewish girl he slept with
bros na f0ol you be o.
Romance › Re: See Someone's Future Wife by Haakeem(m): 11:49pm On Dec 08, 2023
Jeon:
Stop thinking with your dick, the reason We Nigerians have a very low IQ.



Fake story + putting on waist trainer for 9months.Are there no side effects.Make unah dy use sense. So no one noticed changes in her for 9 months?,she is always on waist trainer for 24/7? , no one visited her unannounced during the period? dont tell me that her friend mouth is sealed without involving 3rd party.
No one saw her throwing the baby away or raising an alarm over an unknown dead baby? .
both you and your parents are included so e no pain me.
Crime › Re: Will I Be Charged For Crime If I Rape An Armed Intruder In My Home? by Haakeem(m): 11:34pm On Dec 08, 2023
Mynd44:
You will be rightly jailed if you do.

Why? You are expected to stand your ground if one can to defend your property and safety so you can respond with violence or act violently if you believe you are in danger (you have to prove this) but when you have neutralized the person, you are expected to restrain the person or allow the person escapw and then stop all violent acts.

Raping the person means you have neutralized the person yet you continued an act of violence which is this case is rape and you will be arrested alongside the intruder
Why you tell am na.
Romance › Re: +18: I'll Soon Have Erectile Dysfunction [Picture] by Haakeem(m): 11:24pm On Dec 08, 2023
Indeed money makes one forget about their religion.
I know this would somehow touch your heart, but I know you would say something nasty to coverup the shame and make me feel bad.
Money!
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 3:30pm On Dec 08, 2023
erniok:
Dey calm down dey digest issue. Your blood too hot. I was referring to the guy you quoted but you had to attack me. No vex, na me chuk mouth for wetin no concern me.
I been get anger issue, maybe that why I no see clearly, no vex😅
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:28pm On Dec 07, 2023
erniok:
Bro, small children full nairaland.
na you dey behave like small picken.
Check am out.
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:18pm On Dec 07, 2023
Checkwell:
Show your dad some love, no matter what. Bringing personal matters online doesn't really make sense. Truth is, nobody get your time.
be like say something dey worry you.
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:14pm On Dec 07, 2023
nairalanda1:
Reminds me of one similar story that i won't go into details, about a man my parents knew.

Suffice it to know, that when the man died, and someone called my parents and informed them....see when my parents hear someone they know is dead, they would at the very least feel sad and say some good things...but for this man, (You can guess..lol).

Someone whose wife and children suffered at his hand well well.
oga try they type in readable something abeg.
I'm confused asfk nw😡
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 9:13pm On Dec 07, 2023
tunjijones:
Yea good story with happy ending.

Most story don't end up like this.

Sarah wld most likely be a prostitute with like 4 children from 3 fathers living in a dingy in PH and David wld probably be a street guy who sells weed to survive roaming around the street or a kidnapper in rumokoro.
Werey
Family › Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by Haakeem(m): 8:43pm On Dec 07, 2023
eepeepook:
I no read, abeg. E too long.
Na why una they fail for school.
Food › Re: Checkout The Tubers Of Yam We Got In Otun Ekiti by Haakeem(m): 8:38am On Dec 03, 2023
Shelter100:
You guys have cheap food in Nigeria compared to Ghana😭😭😭
Don't believe in everything you see.
The op is lying or rather joking, no doubt.
Family › Re: Yahoo or schooling by Haakeem(m): 8:34am On Dec 03, 2023
LalastiklaIa:
Cut rope what does that mean?

He's serious

I was the one that was even hesitant if not I would have been there by now
Is he a trustworthy friend?
Hope he wouldn't use you for sacrifice?.
If you trust him accept the offer and go make money big time🤝.
Phones › Re: Just Got A New Powerbank Of 20..... by Haakeem(op): 6:10am On Dec 02, 2023
BigDickProblems:
Go and rest. Only a teenager or and old fool posts that they bought 20,000mah power bank online. Lol. OMG

Omo. Guy I no reply you again. Silence is the best answer for an old fool like you. Haba. Poverty is a disease indeed.
So I am a teenager and an old fool combo 😅.
Who did this to you?
Step mum? Nah! I guess nt.
You shouldn't reply me again.
That's what your poverty stri
!cken father would have done.
He would be very proud of your stup!dity nw.
Phones › Re: Just Got A New Powerbank Of 20..... by Haakeem(op): 8:36pm On Dec 01, 2023
BigDickProblems:
I can now rest with the conclusion that you actually don't have wisdom. An old f.ool precisely.
lol.
Who is the fool😄.
You called me a teenager at first and now an old f0ol...
Is your life that frustrating 🤨
Phones › Re: Just Got A New Powerbank Of 20..... by Haakeem(op): 3:27pm On Dec 01, 2023
SweetBuns:
You could've just gotten the 60k mah romoss pb instead
Let him post in peace sha. Nothing spoil.
how much is that one?
Phones › Re: Just Got A New Powerbank Of 20..... by Haakeem(op): 3:26pm On Dec 01, 2023
BigDickProblems:
If this were to be someone posting that he just bought a car, I would hv bashed him believing he is trying to show off. But this one is just weird to me why you are posting something like this.

You probably a teenager who has saved up enough money to finally get a Power bank. And you feel proud about it. It's cool try but Learn about silent victory. With this you can go through life without much enemies of progress.
Are you okay?
Which tribe are you from?
You sound so bitter.
Lemme nt guess because If I do.
I'll surely chop ban.
Phones › Re: Just Got A New Powerbank Of 20..... by Haakeem(op): 8:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
Adewale1603:
How much
13k
Phones › Re: Just Got A New Powerbank Of 20..... by Haakeem(op): 8:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
RingRoadCartel:
How much is it
13k
Phones › Just Got A New Powerbank Of 20..... by Haakeem(op): 8:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
Yeah! It's an oraimo powerbank.
20000mah.
Bought it to support a tecno phone.
Anyone got any bad experience using this particular product?
Want to know what I should be expecting 😅

Phones › Re: Oraimo Powerbank Is Rubbish. by Haakeem(m): 8:34pm On Nov 28, 2023
emoboy4u:
My 20,000mAh is still working fine after a year. I bought it online too from the official store. Just escalate to their support team.
how long does it last?
Phones › Re: Omo My Life Has Really Got Better by Haakeem(m): 8:04pm On Nov 28, 2023
Alapogentle:
Oraimo is scam, bought 27000 mAh power bank last year as soon as it gets to 30 it drains currently the oraimo 27000 mAh can't charge two 5000 mAh phone from 0 to 100... Planning on getting romoss 30000mah next.

I have been discouraging anyone close to me from buying any oraimo products, I wish Nigerians can boycott oraimo and their substandard products
You bought a fake one jare.
Phones › Re: Omo My Life Has Really Got Better by Haakeem(m): 8:02pm On Nov 28, 2023
Iyeeshaar:
So I have been against Oriamo for long time 🤣,it's just my yeye behavior but fast forward to when my light had issues and my boyfriend got me and ORIAMO 20000mAh powerbank,I don't even feel my phone batter going down because the power bank last very long.

ORAIMO is really good 👍
Did you discharge it before using it or charged it first?
Music/Radio › Re: Ayra Starr, Davido, Olamide, Burna Boy, Asake Nominated For Grammy 2024 by Haakeem(m): 7:21pm On Nov 10, 2023
seeme2:
Yoruba people na only una dey this Nigeria abii make we igbo people kuku leave this country for you? angry
Carry am go Court 🙄

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