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Crime › Re: I Was Moved By Evil Spirit To Kill My Lover – Suspect by Haakeem(m): 6:16pm On Jun 22, 2023
Shalommy:
Oga badnews don land. Chaii... Why are men so jealous whenever they fall inlove? Hmmm
Don't generalize it or I'll did be moved spank that your agolo you call a head.
Romance › Re: Help! Oloshos Are After My Life by Haakeem(m): 6:14pm On Jun 22, 2023
Na mu.mu you be nothing like this ever happened.
Werey like you.
Romance › Re: Let Me Credit Someone Here This 5k That I Am Not Using by Haakeem(m): 9:45am On Jun 18, 2023
dodoatirice:
DO i send it to just one person or share it to just 3 people? i am feeling funky today and someone can be lucky.. no jokes Girls stay out of here.. wetin man do man, Mn noor do me anything! na man i wan give!
You that promised me something and stopped Coming online for how many months sef.
No qualms sha.
Crime › Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by Haakeem(m): 3:53pm On May 26, 2023
isabi2lof:
. E be like madness dey run for your family lineage, na lightening go strike your whole family, idiot like you . If you think say na only you get mouth to abuse , remember say another person get mouth pass you . Nonsense.
Na mad woman born you na.
Ewu Gambia, mehhhh.
Clueless Ajẹ.
Na taya them suppose use burn you.
F0ol🖕
Crime › Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by Haakeem(m): 5:24am On May 25, 2023
isabi2lof:
You're a fool , na so your papa teach you , my comment pain you wella.

High blood pressure is real , no go get heart attack for comment wey dem no mention your name. If dem check am wella, when the girl dey small , somebody don molest her and who be the person if not your gender.

I blame the women wey dey tolerate all these una rubbish lifestyles. undecided
Would you keep that dustbin you call a mouth shut?
Ole!
Na burn them suppose burn a du.mmy like you.
Thurnda faya your whole family.
F0ol🖕.
Crime › Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by Haakeem(m): 10:45pm On May 24, 2023
isabi2lof:
See what pervert men are teaching our girls undecided , I believe she learnt that from a guy .

Nevertheless all rapist should be punished according to the law irrespective of the gender involved.
And The Guy she learnt it from is your father.
Oloshi race to the power 0.
Id!ot.
Education › Re: My Younger Brother Is Having Serious Issues In The University by Haakeem(m): 5:02pm On May 22, 2023
Starhearts:
Who be juvenilehuh

Pls withdraw ur statement
Na small pikin you be na.
Infant🙄
Education › Re: My Younger Brother Is Having Serious Issues In The University by Haakeem(m): 7:26pm On May 21, 2023
Starhearts:
Who dey supply u weed 🤔 🍃🍂☘
See dis juvenile o.
Carry multiple account they quote one person.
Make shame they catch you abeg.
Romance › Re: How Do I Stay Quiet by Haakeem(m): 2:54pm On May 19, 2023
exotique1fy:
Try and keep your mind quiet.

Sit down in a quiet place and listen to your breath. Try not to think of anything and just relax. Focus on your breathing only.
Make he fold leg too?
Phones › Re: Regretted Updating My Phone by Haakeem(m): 2:52pm On May 19, 2023
udemzyudex:
I said factory reset,no dey put words for my mouth.

Back up your files and Factory reset the phone after a Major update.
No mind am.
Phones › Re: Regretted Updating My Phone by Haakeem(m): 2:50pm On May 19, 2023
Neachole:
Very wrong! Rebooting is the go-to after major upgrade, and not a factory reset. In fact, after a major upgrade your phone is meant to automatically reboot on it's own, if it doesn't it'll ask you to reboot now or reboot at a later time.
He is very correct.
I'm a phone technician, I solve this sort of problem quite alot for my customers.
Phones › Re: Regretted Updating My Phone by Haakeem(m): 2:48pm On May 19, 2023
Neachole:
You meant "reboot" and not factory reset
He meant factory reset and that's the only solution.
Romance › Re: HELP! My Girlfriend Giving Guys Her Contact by Haakeem(m): 10:35pm On May 16, 2023
Our girlfriend not your girlfriend 👀.
Hustler they give clients her number e reach your turn you wan make her your own.
You dey alright so?
Sports › Re: Messi BOOED By PSG Fans In First Game Back From Suspension Over Saudi Trip by Haakeem(m): 10:34pm On May 16, 2023
obembet:
One of my colleagues in office used to argue that Messi can’t perform outside Barcelona and I’m trying to understand that, example Ronaldo won golden boot in England, Spain and Italy but Messi even farmers league he can’t do everything since two seasons ago.

So I don't blame PSG fans, they only overrated Messi. They think he will deliver them in Champion league 🏆 but the boy was no where to be find, expecially against Bayern Munich, thank God they didn't face Manchester United or Manchester City.

The only way for Messi to be relevant again is to go back to Barcelona where he's WiFi works.

Nlfpmod
You and that your college dey madth.
Waka🤚
Literature › Re: Untitled by Haakeem(m): 10:25pm On May 16, 2023
Omoh.
E don't tay wey I read story,e sure me say head Don blunt,but I go try read this one make I see whether reading stories still be my thing.
Longest time bross🙌
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Leave Al-nassr - Reports by Haakeem(m): 9:15pm On May 02, 2023
Una they troll on am too much na.
Why him no go japa.
Sports › Re: PSG Suspends Lionel Messi For 2 Weeks over Unauthorized Trip To Saudi Arabia by Haakeem(m): 9:14pm On May 02, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
again, Messi and CR7 are useless as players today. they are too old and cant play at the top any longer for 90mins. and although they broke a lot of records, that is in the PAST. now, whether you like it or not is irrelevat to that FACT!
You should be ashamed of your self.
Messi wifes ear ring would take care of you and your next generation.
So mind the way you call them useless.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Haakeem(m): 9:09pm On May 02, 2023
A finished club dealing with another finished club🤭
Chelsea on the mud😂.
Sports › Re: PSG Suspends Lionel Messi For 2 Weeks over Unauthorized Trip To Saudi Arabia by Haakeem(m): 9:06pm On May 02, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
we won the ligue title 7 times out of 9 before Messi joined PSG, so yes....the ligue 1 title is a walk in the park for PSG to win.




sorry to break your bubble but CR7 is as useless as Messi today. too old and cant perform at its best for 90mins
If the two are useless then what are you?
A standing fan right.
My.muu man.
Romance › Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Haakeem(m): 8:58pm On May 02, 2023
Na kids nain full nairaland this days.
Romance › Re: Activist: How I Endured Sexual Abuse For Seven Years To Get Education by Haakeem(m): 7:08am On May 01, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
Yes that's the one of the things victims of my rough handling end up saying out of "painment" grin
He said I'm in pains🤡
For what exactly?
I love dealing with f00ls yeah I like teaching em lessons.
Romance › Re: Activist: How I Endured Sexual Abuse For Seven Years To Get Education by Haakeem(m): 6:57am On May 01, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
grin
You're still wrong... You seriously don't know when to use "I'm" in a sentence... You always end up using "you're" grin
I now get how a fo0l reasons🌝
Romance › Re: Activist: How I Endured Sexual Abuse For Seven Years To Get Education by Haakeem(m): 5:53am On May 01, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
So how come you are mostly wrong?
Because you're a fo0l🌝.
Romance › Re: Activist: How I Endured Sexual Abuse For Seven Years To Get Education by Haakeem(m): 5:52am On May 01, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
I will still deal with them like I'm dealing with their commander in chief (Haakeem) now angry
You're dealing with me ?😂😂😂😂😂.
You're not different from a clo.wn🤣
Romance › Re: Activist: How I Endured Sexual Abuse For Seven Years To Get Education by Haakeem(m): 5:49am On May 01, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
But I was right about who he is to you
Yeah a fo0l is alway right.
Romance › Re: Activist: How I Endured Sexual Abuse For Seven Years To Get Education by Haakeem(m): 5:47am On May 01, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
Except me, no sane person reads your trash sir grin
You ain't better than the trash kiddo.
They'll start replying you soon.
Romance › Re: Activist: How I Endured Sexual Abuse For Seven Years To Get Education by Haakeem(m): 5:40am On May 01, 2023
DispatcherLagos:
grin
I couldn't have described you any better. What a summarized autobiography u have here.
every sane person who reads it knows I portrayed you well.

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