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PoliticsRe: Rare Picture Of Tinubu In 1970 by Haakeem(m): 11:01pm On Jan 14, 2022
Why is he standing like a black mannequin? Lol just kidding.
FamilyRe: Network Comparison by Haakeem(m): 10:37pm On Jan 14, 2022
9mobile, airtel are barawo's.
Check my signature out.
BusinessRe: Nawa for this section. Can't post anything. Teach me how to post here mods by Haakeem(m): 10:34pm On Jan 14, 2022
mikkeyvirus:
O lagbara. Una go just dey ban person account
I can feel ur pain bruh grin
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Boko Haram Kidnap Mobile Police Officers In Borno by Haakeem(m): 2:12pm On Jan 14, 2022
hmmmmmmm. Check my signature out,don't miss out
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Senegal Vs Guinea (0 - 0) -On 14th January 2022 by Haakeem(m): 2:09pm On Jan 14, 2022
[quote author=ILoveDemMANNA post=109364160][/quote]yesgrin check my signature out
PoliticsRe: Breaking! 9 Soldiers Killed In Abakaliki by Haakeem(m): 12:06pm On Jan 14, 2022
source nko?
FamilyRe: JUST LOST A JOB, NEED ADVICE by Haakeem(m): 12:04pm On Jan 14, 2022
check my signature out
RomanceRe: I Found A Hotel Key In My Pregnant Wife’s Bag. by Haakeem(m): 11:59am On Jan 14, 2022
install a spy app on her phone and thank me later.

Check my signature out.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Muhammad Prophecy Comes To Reality, Arab Desert Is Covered In Snow by Haakeem(m): 8:23am On Jan 14, 2022
Frestuffng:
same mohammed that raped Aisha when she was 6? A man that cannot control his penis must not be trusted.
Keep trolling while his prophecies keep coming to reality,your eyes would soon be clear.
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy's Versace Room In Her Pink Penthouse (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 8:15am On Jan 14, 2022
chikeze:
Make u no think how u go settle down with your family. Keep living in your fantasy world with your papa money. SMH
No be she cause ur papa misfortune...........R.E.S.T!
Jokes EtcRe: Someone Should Help Me by Haakeem(m): 7:16am On Jan 14, 2022
SLEEP paralysis is a feeling of being
conscious but unable to move.
It
occurs when a person passes between
stages of wakefulness and sleep.
During these transitions, you may be
unable to move or speak for a few
seconds up to a few minutes. Some
people may also feel pressure or a
sense of choking.
Causes of sleep paralysis.
Lack of sleep.

Sleep schedule that changes.

Mental conditions such as stress or
bipolar disorder.

Sleeping on the back.

Other sleep problems such as narcolepsy
or nighttime leg cramps.

Use of certain medications, such as
those for ADHD.

Substance abuse.
FoodRe: Man Shares The Mouthwatering Food A Lady Missed After She Turned Him Down (Pix) by Haakeem(m): 9:55pm On Jan 13, 2022
chukwuibuipob:
sad care to tell us Wetin happened back then
As she visited the guy,the guy gave her a soft drink that he has already diluted with sleeping pills,the girl drank it with joy,and the rest was STORY!
CrimeRe: Aminu Baba: I Eat Human Organs & Sell Body Parts - Zamfara Car Dealer Confesses by Haakeem(m): 8:42pm On Jan 13, 2022
Mens are nw turning to Zomibe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Killed At Mount Patti, Lokoja (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 8:29pm On Jan 13, 2022
All of you people that are nt in support of snake killing are nt serious, that evil creature hasnt harm any of your family members before, na snake kill my grandpaale,so death to all snakes!!!
PoliticsRe: If Y'all Vote For Any Of This People, I Leaving To Benin Republic Or Rwanda by Haakeem(m): 4:21pm On Jan 13, 2022
what of yahaya bello?
LiteratureRe: Chronicles Of A Pastor That Ordained Himself by Haakeem(m): 4:17pm On Jan 13, 2022
dodoatiricetwo you too no wan drop update bhahuh
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LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:15pm On Jan 13, 2022
dodoatirice!!! angry update na embarassed
CareerRe: My Candid Observation About Nairaland... by Haakeem(m): 1:18pm On Jan 13, 2022
I dey your back jor
CrimeRe: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Haakeem(m): 10:09am On Jan 13, 2022
Sleekfingers:
They have used the penis , ankles, hands to prepare egusi soup
and the brain for pepper soup grin
CrimeRe: Lagos Barber Stabs Neighbour To Death For Admiring His Pregnant Wife by Haakeem(m): 8:14am On Jan 13, 2022
ALL this local champion agbero's self, he should be caught and dealth with!!!
RomanceRe: My Roommate Want To Toast All The Girls In Our Compound by Haakeem(m): 8:06am On Jan 13, 2022
Starboytwo:
All of una Dey talk say mind your business, his roommate is his business na.

It happened to me when a girl came with her mother and be looking for my roommate wey jakpa go lagos.

(Knocks) I open door

Madam/daughter- is this him?
Daughter- no, his friend.
Madam- pls where is your friend Dayo?
Me- dunno, I’m out here reading my books.
Madam- we need to see him now or you will follow us to school security
Me- (close book) how? Who are you people, and what do you want?
Madam- your roommate 8 blah blah blah

Me- (face daughter)hey, do I know you? Have we spoken before? Da day you came to cook, did I eat inside? Have I been to your house before?

Madam/daughter- left stern warning and promise to be back
As far your hands are clean you have nothing to worry about,OP should mind his business like you mind yours,if the wahala come so that e go fit defend him self like how u did
RomanceRe: My Roommate Want To Toast All The Girls In Our Compound by Haakeem(m): 11:44pm On Jan 12, 2022
Your room mate is an olosho.
OP mind your business angry
CrimeRe: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Haakeem(m): 11:40pm On Jan 12, 2022
Wow,so they too are also mining on a low key. Their nyansh have open today.
FamilyRe: Modified: My Dad Is Been Used. by Haakeem(m): 1:24pm On Jan 12, 2022
Tejumola856:
I can see jealousy in you and your siblings, leave your dad, he’s old enough to know what he’s doing.
jealousy azin?? They even have the right to be jealous self.
CrimeRe: Plateau Police Parade Killer Of UNIJOS Female Student, Other Criminals (Pictures by Haakeem(m): 1:12pm On Jan 12, 2022
bluefilm:
Wow!

So he even used fork to plug out her eyes?

This guy is truly a beast in human form.

They should just chain him up and leave him out in the sun to die of hunger
That is way to easy on him, i think they should plug off one of his eyes with that fork for a start,azin they should torture him brutally.
CrimeRe: Plateau Police Parade Killer Of UNIJOS Female Student, Other Criminals (Pictures by Haakeem(m): 1:10pm On Jan 12, 2022
tit:
See this one. You want to use my destiny.
Girls, be careful oooo. Men are wicked
nt all men!
Jokes EtcRe: Obviously Facebook Don't Accept Jokes Of Any Kind Like That Of Mummy G. O by Haakeem(m): 4:49am On Jan 12, 2022
no be only you jor,i copy one post from nairaland and went to post it on facebook, my acc got restricted for 30day,but it 14 days remainin nw
PhonesRe: My Stolen Phone Of 2 Years Was Found In Niger Republic by Haakeem(m): 2:41pm On Jan 11, 2022
Just bill am like 20000naira fesgrin

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